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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Says It Has Released Two Hostages For Humanitarian Reasons. by MeaslesMumpsRub: 9:08pm On Oct 20, 2023
KnowledgePower7:
I want to know the type of weed that
Hamas people smoked on that Oct. 7.

I need to try that stuff mehhhhnnn

Only God knows
The kind morale that weed go dey give ehh

That kind weed fit make you jump fence enter army barracks dey shout " Wida you" grin

If Tinubu smoke am,
Tinubu fit carry gun enter sambisa forest
Only him ooo without security grin grin

Because wetin go give Hamas this kind morale
Now 80% of all their commanders don die


Bro, When hitler wanted to wipe out the Jews, Palestine accepted them. This matter don dey ground since more than 70 years.

But I no foh, many centuries ago when the Jews were being oppressed by the pharaoh, God sent Moses to save them, Very rugged servants and savants of Allah alike to moses will save Palestine from the jews when it is time.

Wetin no surprise me pass be say Jew Men Assiciation of Nigeria no gree stand with Palestine.

Celebrities / Re: VeryDarkMan Meets Davido & Cubana Chief Priest by MeaslesMumpsRub: 2:28pm On Oct 20, 2023
Them go soon bam this guy.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Airstrikes Kill Jehad Mheisen, Hamas' Head Of National Security Forces by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:26pm On Oct 19, 2023
Islam is a religion of conquest and we will conquer by peace, peace, peace or by war...Insha Allah.

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Family / Re: Men In Marriage: How To Play The In-law Politics! by MeaslesMumpsRub: 2:53pm On Oct 19, 2023
Never spend the night in your inlaws house, Never!

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Family / Re: Recurring Dreams About My Wife Wanting To Kill Me by MeaslesMumpsRub: 2:49pm On Oct 19, 2023
Handsomejok:
I have been a victim of fake proohet which has destroyed my home in the past.

My wife and I were separated before and we have reconciled although our marriage is not the best but we are managing staying together for the sake of our children.

I have a problem bothering me that I keep dreaming about her wanting to kill me this dream is coming more often and I strongly believed she has no intention to harm me but I remember once when we were arguing I asked her why she has decided to come back to me if she doesn't want to do any effort to amend our marriage.

She said she cane back to me because she had nowhere to stay with the children. When I think about what she said and also the way she treat me like her enemy I am scared and I started to think of what if she came with a plan to harm me to revenge back all the suffering I have put her through. I am confuse and I don't know what to do right now please advice me?

She will not harm you, if she is a wise woman. Stop asking her nonsense questions if you don't want nonsense answers. Nobody can kill you except only God and wouldn't you rather die in the hands of your lover than in the hands of your enemy?

It must be a tricky one for you to answer cause you don't even know if she's your lover or your enemy. Omo, Marriage isn't easy, living with another person can be scary, sometimes I get tired of myownself talk less of another entity.

God be with you my bro.
Politics / Re: I Am Not Against Islam - Wike by MeaslesMumpsRub: 2:29pm On Oct 19, 2023
Pakute:
I can't blame Gumi, anybody wey see how Emperor Wike take panel beat ipob terrorists for Rivers, dem no go dey happy as e wan use the same method in Abuja. After Wike finish with them, ipob terrorists tear race commot from Rivers, today, people dey enjoy peace for River state. Na the same Gumi and Obi been dey snap picture together during election, dem two been get terrorists for their region wey dem dey protect. My advice to Wike is to stay focus on renewned hope agenda and make Abuja great for everyone. Since his first day in office, his enemies have been saying "Abuja is not Rivers". Jagaban no dey follow everybody dey argue for media, Wike should learn from his boss.
God bless Nigeria.

Wike My Man, Friend of all, enemy of all. Man is only true to Himself. Wike is my Kind of Nigga.
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: DNA Test For My Grandson Is Non-Negotiable – Joseph Aloba by MeaslesMumpsRub: 4:49am On Oct 19, 2023
Shebi OGB lied that she has done the test.

I've always said, OGB abd Bellashmurda know a lot

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Crime / Re: Lagos Launches Manhunt For Motorist Who Threw Waste From Car by MeaslesMumpsRub: 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2023
Akaegwu:
even if they spend millions to get and deal with her,I will appreciate it.

And she or should be made to pay for every dime that the government expends on looking for her or him, In cash or in Time.

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Politics / Re: Stop Wishing Nigeria Fails Because Your Candidate Is Not President – Laycon by MeaslesMumpsRub: 1:01pm On Oct 18, 2023
DatNiggaDaz:
Tv Reality foool

Ndigbo never know a thing about self criticism.
All you know to do is to blame others for your woes.

Lekan has reasoned in Light.

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Sports / Re: Mainz Have Announced Decision To Suspend Anwar El Ghazi For Supporting Palestine by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:03am On Oct 18, 2023
Bunch of Hypocrites.

Arsenal suspended Ozil for the same thing they kept mute for when Zinchenko did.
Education / Re: Federal Government Scholarship 2020 Thread | FSB Scholarship by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:07pm On Oct 17, 2023
arileyansi2020:
Please those that have been paid should please sensitize on the steps taken after receiving message from FSB

angry
Family / Re: What Makes You Unique As A Person? by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:40am On Oct 15, 2023
I am ordinary. I bet my uniqueness is in me being ordinary.

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Politics / Re: If Obi Had Won Nigeria Muslims May Faced What Gaza Is Currently Facing - Omokri by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:50am On Oct 12, 2023
Fita Hobi can never ever become President of Nigeria...
Politics / Re: Onochie To Peter Obi: You Failed Anambra; Go Home, You Can't Be President by MeaslesMumpsRub: 7:52am On Oct 12, 2023
DrGoodman:


Tinubu is the only governor who finished 8 years without commissioning one single project.
You should be like 21 years Old or less.
Politics / Re: Onochie To Peter Obi: You Failed Anambra; Go Home, You Can't Be President by MeaslesMumpsRub: 7:49am On Oct 12, 2023
If Igbo people continue to present Obi for president and they continue to give him 100 percent of their votes by hook and by crook, I'm sorry to say, Igbo can never be President here

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Crime / Re: Police Rescue Robber After Mob Set Him On Fire For Snatching Phone (photos) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 10:44pm On Oct 10, 2023
E get one time wey we catch one battery thief for my area for Orozo down town Abj, He dey usually come like once a month thief like 3 or 4 Car batteries for night before morning do. On this fateful night, he decided to resume duty as early as 9pm and a few minutes later, he was caught in front of my neighbours car, open bonnet and loosing the battery. Na so the Man raise raise alarm, before you know it Boys don jazz with maximum alacrity, we mend the guy sotey he begin beg say make we carry am go police, say no be so dey suppose treat thief na. I say ehhhh...you still get mouth, mend mend am again, burst him mouth anyhow. Men later continue to mend the guy I heard he died like 3 later because even police reject am, they say he matter don tire them.

What I'm trying to say is, Thief no like police but thief go always prefer police treatment to mob action.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Venezuela President : Israel Is Committing ‘Genocide’ Against Palestinian People by MeaslesMumpsRub: 6:01pm On Oct 10, 2023
Nothing consign China.
Health / Re: Koro Explains Cases Of 'Missing' Private Parts In Lokoja, Ilorin, Abuja, Others by MeaslesMumpsRub: 8:59am On Oct 10, 2023
I swear to Jah dem dey steal people penis, if you no know, you no go know.

Inside Science, another science still dey inside

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Built Mock Israeli Town To Practice Attack. Israel Did Nothing. by MeaslesMumpsRub: 4:26pm On Oct 09, 2023
Xscape1993:
I don't support terrorist activities. Great Israel, great Israel, great Israel, destroy all the enemies of the world.

Look at this slowpoke.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Sends Carrier Strike Group To The Eastern Mediterranean In Support Of Israel by MeaslesMumpsRub: 5:26am On Oct 09, 2023
Botragelad:
This is the bees knees, let's see what happens to Hamas and Palestine tomorrow. Gaza is on fire right now. Israel will give them a proper bollocking and teach them a lesson they won't forget.

Come on Israel, sort out the terrorists, make them cough up, every last one of them. 🇮🇱
You lot ain't seen nothing yet!
Brainwashed kids.

P.S: Bloody captured cowards below.

Ignoramus, Israel are the terrorist.
Culture / Re: Igbos Migrated From Ile-Ife - Ooni Of Ife by MeaslesMumpsRub: 5:23am On Oct 09, 2023
Whiteangel1234:
Ile Ife in Igbo means TONGUE OF LIGHT

In yoruba means HOUSE OF LOVE?
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Woman's Breasts Inside Bank In Abuja by MeaslesMumpsRub: 10:38pm On Oct 05, 2023
EKONGKING:
Dumb citizens and even dumber police .

Article's like these reaffirm white people impression of blacks in Africa .

You never see chomchin

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Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni, Oladotun Hassan Argue On Air Over Tinubu’s Certificate (Video) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 12:44pm On Oct 05, 2023
ezechi242:



shut up....mshew

Peter Obi will never ever be president of Nigeria and as a matter of fact, He has set the Igbos away from the Presidency for another 20 years at least.

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Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni, Oladotun Hassan Argue On Air Over Tinubu’s Certificate (Video) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 12:43pm On Oct 05, 2023
Tinubu will be your President for 8 years.

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Religion / Re: DJ Switch Slams Pastor Adeboye by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:58am On Oct 03, 2023
See the kind of disrespect Peter obi has taken to the church of God. It's a shame!!!

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Politics / Re: EFCC Secures Arrest Warrant For Diezani Madueke As Extradition Proceedings Begin by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:55am On Oct 03, 2023
She is being marginalized just because she is Igbo, same way Ike Ekweremadu is also being marginalized in the UK.

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Politics / Re: Obaseki And Shaibu Shake Hands After Reconciliation by MeaslesMumpsRub: 8:54pm On Sep 29, 2023
Obaseki is a very wise Man

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley's Interview With Reno Omokri Over Mohbad Death (Videos) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 7:37pm On Sep 28, 2023
bitingcool:


may Mohbad spirit never rest until you join him where he is. This bas.t.ard is calling mohbads wife. is it his wife that posted 'blame Naira Marley if I die' on mohbad's insta or when they beat him and he was saying Sam Larry did that to him, or when Sam Larry came to attack him when he was shooting video with Zlatan.

o ni ku re see, you no go see chop or drink, since you have chosen to blame an innocent woman over a druggie, attacker and gang member.

it's your type that will say a widow should drink the dead husband's water for washing his body to prove she is innocent. you will face calamity all your life. gbo gbo eni to gbekele ma sa fun eh seh, e fo do you like film trick. you go follow mohbad go. alatenuje. You will forever be hungry, spiritually, mentally and physically. Mohbad's spirit will NEVER REST UNTIL ALLL, I REPEAT ALL OF YOU JOIN HIM. AJE

Mumu.
The same way mohbad accused naira marley is the same way he accused his wife of wanting to kill him so why are you exonorating her and implicating naira.

You suffer from herd mentality and you incapable of Independent thinking.

E no go better for you and your papa.
Werey jatijati
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley's Interview With Reno Omokri Over Mohbad Death (Videos) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 2:00pm On Sep 28, 2023
I swear to Jah no be naira marley kill mohbad. For those of you asking after samlarry from NM, una no get sense, una no understand the streets. NM won't snitch on Samlarry, nor Zino like he never snitched on Mohbad.

Make samlarry sef come talk him own. It is funny that you guys acuse NM meanwhile he hasn't been in Nigeira since September 1, 12 days before Moh's demise.

Make them question Mohbad wife, she get many things to talk. Everything revolves around her. If no be she kill the Nigga, then certainly she sabi men wey run am

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Deletes Napoli Pictures From Instagram by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:57pm On Sep 27, 2023
victory36:
This one has started setting himself up and damaging his career himself. He should learn to let some things go.

Abobi you dey cap fire. You better keep kwayet before you collect.

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Family / Re: Confession Time: Why Did You Marry Your Wife/husband by MeaslesMumpsRub: 3:53pm On Sep 27, 2023
90 percent of Nigerian Women marry Man because he can take care of them, the remaining others marry because they are running out of time. And most often than not, The likeness the woman has for the man starts to half when kids start to come in.

Women do not marry for love, Only Men do. Women are not designed to love, instead, they are designed to be loved and protected.

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Celebrities / Re: Bella Shmurda - I Don't Want Marlins Trouble (throwback) by MeaslesMumpsRub: 11:35am On Sep 23, 2023
Taylor92:
Have you noticed Tinubu supporters are always defending Naria Marley and Sam Larry


This country has a very long way to go


Anyways na yoruba vs yoruba


E concern una

Na when una touch any PH artist for that una Lagos una go know how far
Have you noticed that Peter Obi Supporters are always very quick to protest and destroy government property even for the dumbest of reasons. You want Naira Marley to be lynched that is your modus operandi, just to destroy destroy. with your fake love for Moh Bad.

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