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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 5:23pm On Jun 24, 2023
Silentgroper:
I got a brand of round neck in

blue
black
cream












and






















































PINK

šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™



GOOOD news for u sir is u were
blue
black and
cream
.. ..meaning u not fully gay. Society will accept u sir (Real talk) smiley
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by MechanicMike: 5:20pm On Jun 24, 2023
Ginalex:
Please Locodemy and yMcy56, should you decide not to continue here, please carry me join bodyšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ... But please don't leave here

How much is it?
Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by MechanicMike: 5:19pm On Jun 24, 2023
kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesnā€™t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever Iā€™m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, itā€™s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I havenā€™t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldnā€™t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldnā€™t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I havenā€™t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and itā€™s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause thatā€™s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?


SLAP HER FACE!!!!!

....is she lightskin??
angry
Health / Re: My Girlfriends Have Left Me Because I Have Erectile Dysfunction by MechanicMike: 5:18pm On Jun 24, 2023
kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesnā€™t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever Iā€™m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, itā€™s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I havenā€™t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldnā€™t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldnā€™t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I havenā€™t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and itā€™s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause thatā€™s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?

angry
Politics / Re: Multiple Voting, Rigging No Longer Possible - INEC by MechanicMike: 2:25pm On Jun 24, 2023
SoftBread01:
A day after Osun state election, a very good friend of mine (INEC staff) told me something about the forthcoming general election. You see the Bimodal Voter Accreditation System (BVAS) that was used in Anambra, Ekiti and Osun state elections? It will be manipulated to favor the highest bidder.

Politicians are aware that the masses do not want them anymore. So, using the BVAS will cost them their positions.

Before now, they had no clue how the BVAS works.
However, they have taken time to study it. And they will try as much as they can to make it work in favor of them.

*Note:*
Should the people's will be trampled upon, then the electoral body (INEC) shall be sued.

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Who? Siofra? Yes she's cummmin to my place nest week & we are fokkkin...she say so. Tank you sister!! wink
Romance / Re: Is Licking Ass Ideal?? by MechanicMike: 1:29pm On Jun 24, 2023
smalldivk111:
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According to the latest womens magazine opinion poll.....yesssir....it's much safer than eating pucccccccccci!(true story) smiley
Romance / Re: Taking Advantage Of Quiet People by MechanicMike: 10:17am On Jun 24, 2023
Rosaline5000:
Why do most people like taking advantage of quiet people, as if they think if someone is quiet they see them as "mumu" because it's really frustrating.

Someone been quiet doesn't mean the people dont know anything or can't handle situation.

Take for example, there is one neighbour I have, she has been looking for a house girl for months now and she was willing to pay 25k for it, she has even paid an agent for it.
So one day she met this house girl that was living in the same street with her friend and asked her if she can find a girl for her, the house girl said she has a Sister that she can bring for her.
So this my neighbour gave her 15k to bring the girl, then the girl came and start working for her, the girl was very quiet and humble, she can tell the girl to run up and down the street and the girl will do it without complain.

My neighbour have a shop so the girl was going to the shop and doing Sales girl and also doing house girl at home, after one month my neighbour didn't pay the girl saying the 15k she use to bring the girl is her first month salary.
The girl didn't say anything because she is a quiet person and my neighbour like telling everyone that this girl doesn't know anything and she is the one teaching her everything.
So after second month of working my neighbour finally paid the girl and guess what she paid her 10k, imagine in this economy she is paying someone that is doing sales girl and house girl together for her 10k and the funny thing was she paid the girl once the girl told her, her period have come and she should buy pad for her, then she gave her her salary and tell her to buy pad from it.

It's just funny how some people thinks they are so smart they can take advantage of people, anyway the housegirl shocked her last week and pack her things and left, she was so surprised saying it people around that have spoiled the girl for her because she can't believe someone quiet like that can have her own mind of making that decision.
Now she is looking for a new girl and anybody she met they are telling her 25k and more, funny thing was that the old housegirl could have accepted 15k only of she didn't try to be smart about the situation.

You don't like to obey?.(no oofense) angry

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Romance / Re: Taking Advantage Of Quiet People by MechanicMike: 10:16am On Jun 24, 2023
Rosaline5000:
Why do most people like taking advantage of quiet people, as if they think if someone is quiet they see them as "mumu" because it's really frustrating.

Someone been quiet doesn't mean the people dont know anything or can't handle situation.

Take for example, there is one neighbour I have, she has been looking for a house girl for months now and she was willing to pay 25k for it, she has even paid an agent for it.
So one day she met this house girl that was living in the same street with her friend and asked her if she can find a girl for her, the house girl said she has a Sister that she can bring for her.
So this my neighbour gave her 15k to bring the girl, then the girl came and start working for her, the girl was very quiet and humble, she can tell the girl to run up and down the street and the girl will do it without complain.

My neighbour have a shop so the girl was going to the shop and doing Sales girl and also doing house girl at home, after one month my neighbour didn't pay the girl saying the 15k she use to bring the girl is her first month salary.
The girl didn't say anything because she is a quiet person and my neighbour like telling everyone that this girl doesn't know anything and she is the one teaching her everything.
So after second month of working my neighbour finally paid the girl and guess what she paid her 10k, imagine in this economy she is paying someone that is doing sales girl and house girl together for her 10k and the funny thing was she paid the girl once the girl told her, her period have come and she should buy pad for her, then she gave her her salary and tell her to buy pad from it.

It's just funny how some people thinks they are so smart they can take advantage of people, anyway the housegirl shocked her last week and pack her things and left, she was so surprised saying it people around that have spoiled the girl for her because she can't believe someone quiet like that can have her own mind of making that decision.
Now she is looking for a new girl and anybody she met they are telling her 25k and more, funny thing was that the old housegirl could have accepted 15k only of she didn't try to be smart about the situation.

angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 10:15am On Jun 24, 2023
Zico777:

Na u sabi!


STOP WEREING PINK!!!!!!! angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 7:46am On Jun 24, 2023
Pink colour is a gay code for faggggggot homo people...they use it as badge. STOP WEREING PINK COLOR!!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 7:44am On Jun 24, 2023
Zico777:

Oga, 4 your info I have a pink smart watch.
What about that?!


SAY WOT!!!!!!!!
Since when do real men were pink watch??...brother..why don't u match it wit pink lipstick when next u going to market sir!!!((no oofencse)) angry
Romance / Re: How Many Men Did She Hide. by MechanicMike: 10:54pm On Jun 23, 2023
Itohanmiwa:
grin grin grin I was going across Quora and came across this pic. It was very hilarious so I decided to share it here for fun.


U don't have shcooool homework sir??((no oofencse)) angry
Romance / Re: How Many Men Did She Hide. by MechanicMike: 10:53pm On Jun 23, 2023
Itohanmiwa:
grin grin grin I was going across Quora and came across this pic. It was very hilarious so I decided to share it here for fun.


angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 10:51pm On Jun 23, 2023
AndrewTate:
I had a pink shirt bruvv...nothing gay about it .


Had?? Meaning u use to be gay but since u stopped wereing it coz u waz ashame... Wel done sir!!(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:57pm On Jun 23, 2023
People hatin!!!! angry
Romance / Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:54pm On Jun 23, 2023
Sheistoopretty:



Money can by my happiness ooo grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss kiss Have it first before spewing dis rubbish u are doing here grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Good news for u is I have moiney smiley
Romance / Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:49pm On Jun 23, 2023
Sheistoopretty:



Money can by my happiness ooo grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss kiss Have it first before spewing dis rubbish u are doing here grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 8:34pm On Jun 23, 2023
Oxb90:
So if I go market see cloth wen fine for me, make i no buy am again because some demented folks don turn am to their identification color. This is how they lay hold to rainbow wen we dey admire wen I de small.
Make una continue.


Son don't u no pink is gay flag here in Europe? Why are u gay sir??(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 8:31pm On Jun 23, 2023
Oxb90:
So if I go market see cloth wen fine for me, make i no buy am again because some demented folks don turn am to their identification color. This is how they lay hold to rainbow wen we dey admire wen I de small.
Make una continue.


angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 4:43pm On Jun 23, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are Us*less........all of them embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


Thank you siofra undecided

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Romance / Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 4:24pm On Jun 23, 2023
GAY!!!!!

Current opinion poll confirm males who wear pink shirt are Gay. Ladies...watch out..they hav aids!!(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:52am On Jun 23, 2023
okerekingsley90:


Jobless MF!!!


Really? I spend 300k last nite on two beautiful women & am jobless?....ok..Thank u okro!! undecided
Romance / Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:43am On Jun 23, 2023
helinues:
Money can't buy all the happiness but can buy most of the happiness.

The best is not to allow money( account balance) to determine our happiness

Say whattttttt??
Brother...300k I payed last nite got me the best time of my life..am in love
..so wot u talking about Billy??(no oofense) undecided
Romance / Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:18am On Jun 23, 2023
verybadmouth:
Since you're destined to be having 3some in life, continue ooo. STD will refresh your thinking


STD how?...so a Muslim man wit 3 wife has STD?.....corrrrect?
...brother common sense is not commnon...so pls buy common sense sir!!!(no oofense) angry

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Romance / Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 8:24am On Jun 23, 2023
REALLLLLY??


Well I payed 300k last nite & had the best 3some of my life .....and for the first time am in love wit two women at the same time....LIFE IS GOOOOD!!!!


CONCLUSION
...Spending on women women will make Yor dream commmtru!!!!! (((THANK ME LATER))
cheesy
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Romance / Re: Guess Which One I Am In This Picture by MechanicMike: 11:06pm On Jun 22, 2023
Romance / Re: Please Recommend A Good Face Cream For Me. by MechanicMike: 10:19pm On Jun 22, 2023
Halimaatz:
Yeah I got 2k and wanna purchase a face cream that wouldn't cause pimples.
Pls keep it coming I'm online


Alomo peters sir!! angry
Romance / Re: Please Recommend A Good Face Cream For Me. by MechanicMike: 10:18pm On Jun 22, 2023
Halimaatz:
Yeah I got 2k and wanna purchase a face cream that wouldn't cause pimples.
Pls keep it coming I'm online


angry
Romance / Re: When A Girl Tells You That Her Boyfriend Is Always Busy by MechanicMike: 10:17pm On Jun 22, 2023
NoahHadNoArk:


OP starve this bush puppy of all the attention he desperately cravesā€¦ā€¦.


Heā€™s jobless and has no better thing to do.


Don't mind him.Guobe I'd trying to make more guys gay....he will not suckceed sir! (No oofencse) angry
Crime / Re: Gbenga Fajuyi, Police Inspector Impregnates His 13-Year-Old Daughter, Kills Baby by MechanicMike: 10:06pm On Jun 22, 2023
Candidlady:
shocked

Zonefree


See what your comrades are busy doing


This world šŸŒŽšŸŒ would have been a peaceful place if this gender where out of the equation


After impregnating your daughter you still got the mind to kill the baby..

Nothing anyone can tell me.. all men are the same.. same blood that runs through the devil šŸ‘æ runs through all of em..

Ijust wish iknew the gender of the baby that was killed.. if it was a girl child then that 22years ain't enough he deserves a death sentence but na the opposite gender then he did the world so much good by killing the devil's spawn...


Wicked gender with nothing better to offer this world...


The baby is tryna trapp him so he get rid off am......u can't force man to be baby daddddy...pirrrrriod!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: LGBTQ Signs All Over Latest Subway Surfer Version by MechanicMike: 10:03pm On Jun 22, 2023
darthv:
These demons are trying their very best to make us feel this is normal



....tooo late to complain bro.....they won....Hollywood juss announced the next superman will be gay. Can't u imagine!!! (True story) angry
Romance / Re: When A Girl Tells You That Her Boyfriend Is Always Busy by MechanicMike: 8:19pm On Jun 22, 2023
guobe:
I was in a conversation with a girl after she posted on her WhatsApp status that you use to call me everyday before now but now you nolonger call.
I asked her why her boyfriend nolonger calls her and she said that he is always busy. In my mind I feel if a guy really likes a girl there is nothing that will make him to be too busy to give his girlfriend all the attention she deserves.Just my thought though.


So u are gay? Why are u convasationing a girl insted of toasting her..SHAME ON U SIR!!!(no oofencse) angry

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