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Education / Re: UNICAL VC, Florence Obi, On Vacation In The United States During ASUU Strike by MechanicMike: 6:31pm On Jun 25, 2023
daimsy:
Please, she is a self made woman.
I did my teaching practice in her school. Over 4years ago.
She has businesses spread across Cross River State.
She is a farmer in her home town.
No one should abuse her please.


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Religion / Re: What Is The Theme Of 2023 In Your Church by MechanicMike: 6:30pm On Jun 25, 2023
Onego:
wahala
Be calming down


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Politics / Re: Keyamo: Whoever Ayo Adebanjo's Afenifere Endorses Usually Lose Elections by MechanicMike: 6:30pm On Jun 25, 2023
forMom:
So how many of the people that have become president have caused any positive change in the country?


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Romance / Re: What Makes A Relationship Last Long? by MechanicMike: 6:29pm On Jun 25, 2023
havilla:
Emotional intelligence, mutual respect and loyalty


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Food / Re: How To Make Seafood Okra (photos) by MechanicMike: 6:28pm On Jun 25, 2023
snowblaq:

Very nice with uziza. Gives it a totally different lovely taste. I no longer use ugu with okro. Just uziza alone

Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Baby From A Hospital In Lagos by MechanicMike: 6:24pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Afon......,ja! Na them.

Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Romance / Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by MechanicMike: 6:21pm On Jun 25, 2023
ikeno:
How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.

^^^^story
Brother..gimmmmme her nomba please...only me..please? cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies, Avoid Baldheaded Men! Especially The Light Skinned Ones (photos) by MechanicMike: 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2023
ALCOHOLKILLS:


Are you still roaming here like a mad man

Seek help you nonentity


But Why are u gay sir? Are u aware siofra is male pretending to be female & his Dikky bigger pass yors? (no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: LGBTQ Signs All Over Latest Subway Surfer Version by MechanicMike: 2:24pm On Jun 25, 2023
muzically:
I'm not playing this game again. Ever again


NEW ERA:
THE FAGGGGGOT TAKEOVER!!!

Sooner or later, they will takeover Afrobeat grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How Can I Woo Opposite Sex? by MechanicMike: 12:38pm On Jun 25, 2023
Godfather898989:
I have difficulties keeping relationship with the opposite sex,for clarity I'm heterosexual male....I'm single, I need help brothers and sisters

Bros which one is herogosexual again......so are u gay sir...corrrrrrrect?.do u wannto goto prison?...why are u gay sir?((no oofencse))
Romance / Re: How Can I Woo Opposite Sex? by MechanicMike: 12:37pm On Jun 25, 2023
Godfather898989:
I have difficulties keeping relationship with the opposite sex,for clarity I'm heterosexual male....I'm single, I need help brothers and sisters


angry

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Crime / Re: Nwanyioma Hotel Owner Tortures Nnenna Onu Obini To Death over 17,500 by MechanicMike: 12:33pm On Jun 25, 2023
saphiere:
Men ehn


Can I told u a story twice please?
1.are u lightskin?
2. Do u spek GOOOD English please
3.are u available for house girl work paying a cool 25k (25,000naira..cash) a months please.
This is a shance for u to make moiney. areeYou intaressted please?(no oofencse) smiley
Romance / Re: Ladies, Avoid Baldheaded Men! Especially The Light Skinned Ones (photos) by MechanicMike: 12:28pm On Jun 25, 2023
siofra:
See their ugly pointed heads undecided

Do not make the mistake of marrying baldheaded Nigerian men, except he's a sugar daddy or fling, because they will stain your white and drag you in the mud. Tueh! angry


GOOOD morning attention SEEEKING siofra.

niggggggggga we don't want u....nobody want u on nairaland.... M.0.D can't stand u...tinumbu don't want u.....ugly Peter Obi sef don't want u...even me sef bald headed hand some MechanicMike don't want ya..

....about time u find hussssstband please!!!!!((no oofencse))
angry

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Avoid Baldheaded Men! Especially The Light Skinned Ones (photos) by MechanicMike: 12:24pm On Jun 25, 2023
siofra:
See their ugly pointed heads undecided

Do not make the mistake of marrying baldheaded Nigerian men, except he's a sugar daddy or fling, because they will stain your white and drag you in the mud. Tueh! angry


angry

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Family / Re: People Are Suffering. by MechanicMike: 9:46am On Jun 25, 2023
Opanka44:


Pls help me


brother I don't help males pretending to be female on the intanet sir!!!!(no oofencse) angry
Family / Re: People Are Suffering. by MechanicMike: 9:44am On Jun 25, 2023
Nice2023:




Same with me.


respect...well said sir!! cheesy

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Family / Re: People Are Suffering. by MechanicMike: 9:42am On Jun 25, 2023
VTJN:
I understand it's your money and you have every right over it

I'm only curious to know why you prefer helping women?

Brother, I payed 300k (300,000 naira ..cash) last week Thursday & I had the best 3some of my life & guess wot bro .am in love wit the 2 women. Our job as men is to help women coz women muss never suffffer sir...dats why our hero Buhari call men lazy youth!!!!(no oofencse) smiley
Foreign Affairs / Re: Criminal charges against Wagner Force dropped, leader heads to Belarus - Kremlin by MechanicMike: 9:51pm On Jun 24, 2023
God1000:
Putin has been finally humbled and humiliated, this will surely go down in history.

He wanted this kind of chaos in America under stupid Donald trump, now it's happening to him.

With Wagner pulling out of Ukraine, it's over for Russia, I don't see how a poorly trained and inexperienced Putin's boys will continue to defend Bakhmut and other cities Wagner forces captured for them


corrrrection...pls wake up if u still I bed.

Putin has a new nuclear bomb called Satan 2....three times more powerfull than the one America use against Japan in Hiroshima. He is going to nuke Ukraine.....there is no way Putin is going out loooosing. Remember he is ex KGB & are trained not to loooose..... Let's be ready!!!
wink

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Family / Re: People Are Suffering. by MechanicMike: 9:31pm On Jun 24, 2023
Nice2023:
If you are living abroad and have some families here in Nigeria,pls don't hesitate to reach out to your brothers,sisters,uncles and aunties here in Nigeria.

The situation on ground is so bad that u see people groaning and talking to themselves,well kitted men and women turned cunny beggars just to meet up with daily activities.

Most families that I know have dump their cars especially here in Abuja. When u move around the city,u will see the situation on ground.

The subsidy removal has affected everything including the way of life of many people here in Nigeria. In my office today,many guys now come to office few times in a week just to cushion the effects of the subsidy removal.

Now that the electricity tariff is about to go up...I wonder how people would cope going forward.

And for those who feel everything is normal,just wait it will soon go round,no one would be spared.



bro Nigeria is fully of lazy youth....I only send MOINEY to women!!(no oofencse) angry

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Family / Re: People Are Suffering. by MechanicMike: 9:30pm On Jun 24, 2023
Nice2023:
If you are living abroad and have some families here in Nigeria,pls don't hesitate to reach out to your brothers,sisters,uncles and aunties here in Nigeria.

The situation on ground is so bad that u see people groaning and talking to themselves,well kitted men and women turned cunny beggars just to meet up with daily activities.

Most families that I know have dump their cars especially here in Abuja. When u move around the city,u will see the situation on ground.

The subsidy removal has affected everything including the way of life of many people here in Nigeria. In my office today,many guys now come to office few times in a week just to cushion the effects of the subsidy removal.

Now that the electricity tariff is about to go up...I wonder how people would cope going forward.

And for those who feel everything is normal,just wait it will soon go round,no one would be spared.


angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirt? by MechanicMike: 9:27pm On Jun 24, 2023
Silentgroper:
.


I don't need accepting cause I ain't gay ..


but I got much love for lesbians

✌️✌️✌️✌️


Lesbians are acceptable coz all men love them.....they are not gay. Technically, this means we giv u a pass mark. Well done sir!!! smiley
Romance / Re: Have I Contracted HIV by MechanicMike: 9:24pm On Jun 24, 2023
Stanweezy:


It's hard to differentiate madman from mechanic


A mechanic is a mechanical engineer well paid (me)

A madman is mentally retaded ..economicaly recluded...morally lost & educationally fuuuked up (you)

Hope that helps!!(no oofencse) wink
Romance / Re: Have I Contracted HIV by MechanicMike: 8:08pm On Jun 24, 2023
Stanweezy:
Congrats, u are pregnant


^^^^^dumb eeediots like u exist anyways(no oofencse) smiley
Romance / Re: Have I Contracted HIV by MechanicMike: 8:07pm On Jun 24, 2023
Bigboy2221:
I had raw sex with a random girl 3 days ago now I'm having vomiting symptoms and catarrh

Is it HIV?


Fukkk no. hiv has nada to do with vomitting....somtin u drink or eat....niggggggggga ...nairaland is not a chemist or hospital..apply brain please..GO TO GADEMMM CHEMIST OR HOSPITAL(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Can't Wait To Do Once You Get Married? by MechanicMike: 7:58pm On Jun 24, 2023
labake1:



Go and sleep nigga


Sweeery will u answer the questions gadddeminit.....anyways gimme yo nomba please?
Food / Re: Which Of These Can You Eat? (picture) by MechanicMike: 7:52pm On Jun 24, 2023
mariahAngel:
You have to pick at least one. cheesy
Can you eat all of them?
Which of them can you never eat, no matter what?

It's a cool weekend guys, so let's relax, put up our feet, and have some fun.

Picture credit: Instagram


The lightskin one sir!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Who Knows Any Olosho Lounge Or Bar In Asaba Town? by MechanicMike: 7:43pm On Jun 24, 2023
Blackslime:
This hookup girls won kill person with price. I done look for olosho Lounge I no see. Anybody know any spot


Number 45 nairaland street, off Peter Obi road, asaba town!! ((TANK ME LATER)) smiley
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Can't Wait To Do Once You Get Married? by MechanicMike: 7:03pm On Jun 24, 2023
labake1:



Okay, come in🤗


Are u lightskin? cheesy
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Can't Wait To Do Once You Get Married? by MechanicMike: 6:13pm On Jun 24, 2023
labake1:



Okay, come in🤗


cummmin??....kaiiii tank you...ok open up..slowly!!!! cheesy
Romance / Re: Oh well by MechanicMike: 6:10pm On Jun 24, 2023
SubmentalNode:
Good morning nairalanders
I'm writing to you from a place of sadness and hunger
I'm in serious financial problems right now, and I just need a bit of help
I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday. Hunger wan finish my life
I no get any money take buy food. The garri way I day manage self don Finish patapata

Please I need help. Any amount at all will be better than nothing

7035656837
Palmpay

Please, help me. I just want to eat something today


Be honest....are u loookin for MOINEY to bribe m.o.d to unban u sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Oh well by MechanicMike: 6:09pm On Jun 24, 2023
SubmentalNode:
Good morning nairalanders
I'm writing to you from a place of sadness and hunger
I'm in serious financial problems right now, and I just need a bit of help
I haven't had anything to eat since yesterday. Hunger wan finish my life
I no get any money take buy food. The garri way I day manage self don Finish patapata

Please I need help. Any amount at all will be better than nothing

7035656837
Palmpay

Please, help me. I just want to eat something today


angry
Culture / Re: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by MechanicMike: 6:07pm On Jun 24, 2023
Nmezor:
Na condition make Crayfish bend

Bend? Kaiiii NMEZOR do u were swiming trunk? cheesy

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