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Romance / Re: I’m Loosing My Erection Please Help! by MechanicMike: 9:43am On Jul 24, 2023
NBAjunior:
I marstubated thrice 2 days ago then had sex with my girlfriend but didn’t feel a thing my dick was numb.
Same thing reorcuured yesterday my girlfriend is very tight but since then I haven’t been feeling her


I think I’m losing my girth please help!


Bro don't woooory...I will ask Siofra & Labake1 to come & stand in front of u...they will make it standddup .(((TANK ME LATER))) wink
Celebrities / Re: Davido Gifts Kekwaaru Ngozi Mary $10,000 For Returning $70,000 To Owner by MechanicMike: 7:48am On Jul 24, 2023
Almiron:
Davido to donate $10k to hotel staff, Kekwaaru Ngozi Mary for returning misplaced $70,000 to a customer.



Source-Davido

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7774194/peter-obi-hails-kekwaaru-ngozi



she ain't lightskin(no offense) angry
Celebrities / Re: Davido Gifts Kekwaaru Ngozi Mary $10,000 For Returning $70,000 To Owner by MechanicMike: 7:46am On Jul 24, 2023
Almiron:
Davido to donate $10k to hotel staff, Kekwaaru Ngozi Mary for returning misplaced $70,000 to a customer.



Source-Davido

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7774194/peter-obi-hails-kekwaaru-ngozi


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Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Tasted Breast Milk As Adults? by MechanicMike: 4:58pm On Jul 22, 2023
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I'm just curious. Have you ever tasted breast milk as an adult? If yes, what is it like? Is the taste different from the normal milk we buy?😏

WTF..hell yeaaaaaaaa....bro I drinnnnkit like ice cream everytime!!!!((TRUE STORY)) cheesy

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Romance / Re: Warn Your Sisters And Female Friends Against This. by MechanicMike: 4:57pm On Jul 22, 2023
Wittyglam:
This is the story of a young lady that went to visit a guy she met on social media and never returned again.

In this video I will also be sharing some security measures you should set in place if you're going on a date with a stranger or with any one.

Crazy things are happening in this world you have to be security conscious at all time. Enjoy the video and don't forget to share to your love ones.

It’s not everyone that ask to see you on social media you should go and visit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQam5CIf9Ok

^^^^^story undecided
Education / Re: FG Increases Unity Schools’ Fees From ₦45,000 To ₦100,000 by MechanicMike: 8:36am On Jul 22, 2023
siofra:
Hmm. When I was in a unity school, my school fees was just 6,600.

So u still in sckooooools ..abi? If I pay Yor sckoool fee pls can I mak u?(no oofense) smiley
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Broken Up A Relationship To Later Want Him Back? What Do YOU Do? by MechanicMike: 8:34am On Jul 22, 2023
siofra:
Na men dey like tell this kain boring stories 😂

Mtchewwww. I will enjoy my youth fucking any guy I like. Thank you very much☺️

really.??..so how much do u nomaly charge for fuckin & please can I fuk again please...or can I juss fuk on creedit?? cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Think Am A Pervert And Phedophile by MechanicMike: 11:32pm On Jul 19, 2023
NBAjunior:
I have this cousin of mine that have been fantasizing about she is just 14 I’m above 20 but I’m scared of doing anything with her incase it leaks out

Sometimes I think about drugging her and having my way


I’m also obsessed with my girlfriend I think about her body every now and then we have been together for like 8 months now but I just can’t get her off my head sexually

Please what’s wrong with me
Does this make me a phedophile?


Is she lightskin? (No oofense) angry
Romance / Re: I Think Am A Pervert And Phedophile by MechanicMike: 11:31pm On Jul 19, 2023
NBAjunior:
I have this cousin of mine that have been fantasizing about she is just 14 I’m above 20 but I’m scared of doing anything with her incase it leaks out

Sometimes I think about drugging her and having my way


I’m also obsessed with my girlfriend I think about her body every now and then we have been together for like 8 months now but I just can’t get her off my head sexually

Please what’s wrong with me
Does this make me a phedophile?


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Romance / Re: South African Lady Shows Off Her Amazing Weight-loss Transformation by MechanicMike: 7:16am On Jul 19, 2023
saintbillion:
A South African lady, Dikeledi Mokone, has shown off her weight-loss transformation.

Dikeledi, who shared her before and after photos via Twitter on Tuesday, June 27, 2023, began working on her body transformation exactly a year ago.

"Nna I fetched my body Bathong. All I kept saying was I want to see what will happen if I don’t stop, the beauty is loving all the things I’ve been doing the past year. I learned how to swim. Became a better runner," she wrote.





https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/6/south-african-lady-shows-off-her-amazing-weight-loss-transformation-2.html


She ain't lightskin!!!!(no ooofencse) angry
Romance / Re: South African Lady Shows Off Her Amazing Weight-loss Transformation by MechanicMike: 7:15am On Jul 19, 2023
saintbillion:
A South African lady, Dikeledi Mokone, has shown off her weight-loss transformation.

Dikeledi, who shared her before and after photos via Twitter on Tuesday, June 27, 2023, began working on her body transformation exactly a year ago.

"Nna I fetched my body Bathong. All I kept saying was I want to see what will happen if I don’t stop, the beauty is loving all the things I’ve been doing the past year. I learned how to swim. Became a better runner," she wrote.





https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/6/south-african-lady-shows-off-her-amazing-weight-loss-transformation-2.html


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Nairaland / General / Re: Lagos Traffic: A recipe for Brain Drain And Reduced Productivity by MechanicMike: 10:07pm On Jul 17, 2023
Mzflexydeeva:



To live at Ibadan and work in Lagos is stressful. Imagine those living in Lagos complaining. You now want to add coming from lbadan



helo please are u intaressted on doin house girl work paying a coool 25k a months (25.000 naira.uniform & lunch will be provided. U want?(no oofense) smiley
Romance / Re: Temi Otedola Sexy Bikini Photos by MechanicMike: 6:36pm On Jul 17, 2023
mayourad3bayo:
She instantly garnered a flurry of reactions from her fans and followers who couldn't help but gush over her beauty and enviable physique.

Billionaire daughter and actress, Temi Otedola, has caused a huge stir on social media after she showed off her incredible figure in new photos.

Taking to her Instagram page on Friday, July 15, the 27-year-old daughter of Nigerian business mogul Femi Otedola shared lovely photos of herself in a green crochet two-piece bikini.


Which intanet she break...Nigeria intanet??(no oofense)[right] angry

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Romance / Re: Temi Otedola Sexy Bikini Photos by MechanicMike: 6:35pm On Jul 17, 2023
mayourad3bayo:
She instantly garnered a flurry of reactions from her fans and followers who couldn't help but gush over her beauty and enviable physique.

Billionaire daughter and actress, Temi Otedola, has caused a huge stir on social media after she showed off her incredible figure in new photos.

Taking to her Instagram page on Friday, July 15, the 27-year-old daughter of Nigerian business mogul Femi Otedola shared lovely photos of herself in a green crochet two-piece bikini.

angry

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Romance / Re: This Man Don Overdose Him Self With Redpill by MechanicMike: 6:34pm On Jul 17, 2023
siofra:


This comment, in fact this whole thread reeks of jealousy and envy.

You guys want this privilege girls have so bad grin

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Religion / Re: What Is The Theme Of 2023 In Your Church by MechanicMike: 5:50pm On Jul 17, 2023
Onego:

Go and ask your sisters no offence ooo


You are so rudes & u are a ilitarate scamkobolivat skit..and then u complain u can't find man on nairaland.cant u see am given u a shance to change Yor life.all women need moiney & am trying to help u but u sound like a ungrateful little children's..a big shame on u!!!(no oofense) angry
Politics / Re: Sit-at-home Orders: Declare State Of Emergency In Southeast – Ohanaeze To Tinubu by MechanicMike: 12:21am On Jul 17, 2023
Hisbah:
State of emergency is not the solution. Just release Kanu and everything will be fine.


release a TERRRRORIST NNamdi KANU?...SHAME ON U...u are a TERRRRORIST IPOD Biafra TERRRORIST wannabe. How dare u say govament should release a scum? Dat nigggga must die in prison for the sake of Nigeria..anyways shame on u for sopotin criminal NNamdi Kano in prison.(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: Never Try To Marry This Type Of Person by MechanicMike: 12:16am On Jul 17, 2023
Kemistry25:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qmWpM7eINM


Siofra...exactly. I wunt even BODA. Well said!! smiley

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Politics / Re: Tribunal: EU Has Put Judiciary Under Pressure By Lanre Adewole by MechanicMike: 12:01am On Jul 17, 2023
Blaze14k:


Why is tinubu threatening the judiciary since he clearly won the election. Oh im happy u said it's not only EU but it's the same EU who gave inec 39million euros to improve the there system. If you also check what catriona laing said about the 2023 election you notice the obvious. Ask yourself why the presidential election was not uploaded in real time and up till now inec have not been able to explain the technical glitch. Over 18 thousand result sheet are blurred so which result did inec use to declare tinubu the winner? We have pictures of people and animal uploaded with so many mutilated results.

Bro lets get the facts right, other election went smoothly except the presidential result and that is what labour party is challenging. Even BBC made a report on obvious rigging that happened in rivers state. Some people said in there polling unit labour party scored 514 buh it was later changed to 14 when they viewed the irev. Its clear tinubu don't have a case in the tribunal cos he only filed a motion that Peter obi is not a member of labour party and that was the only defence he had. So get your facts right and stop beating around th bush. Don't let yourself get deceived the evidence against tinubu is overwhelming


SAY NO TO TERRRRRRORISM...U ARE A KNOWN TERRRRORIST SOPOTER OF NNAMDI KANO & HIS IBO BIAFRA IPOD TERRRRORIST GROUP... trying to recruit IBO people to sopppot your TERRRORIST agenda will not work....so please call the village & ask Yor chief to send u a wife!!(no oofense) angry
Politics / Re: Sit-at-home Orders: Declare State Of Emergency In Southeast – Ohanaeze To Tinubu by MechanicMike: 11:56pm On Jul 16, 2023
Blaze14k:


Just look at how you are pouring spit all over this tread. If I ask you the solution u wont be able to provide any rather u prefer to criticize any actions from that region. I thought you guys love minding your business. Last the I checked mc oluomo who threatened igbos during the election is a free man yet you are here to deliberate on same region u hate so much. Leave ohaneze to do there bidding you are not part of southeast


^^^^ ther u go again..u IBO NNamdi Kano terrrrrrroriist sopoter BOKO haram wannabe.u come here yertaday tryin to apologice to me. Too late sir..u a terrrrorrist sopoter of Biafra IPOD TERRRRORIST groopy

..u come to nairaland to defend IBO TERRRRORIST trying to destroy Nigeria..u and your Biafra IPOD
IBO TERRRORIST group...are u people now making noise now, tryin to take over Lagos..and then u take over Nigeria?...carrrry on sopotin Yor fellow IPOD Biafra BOKO haram wannabe...son now u see the reason why Nigeria can never truss IBO people..u want a TERRRRORIST NNamdi Kano to become president of Nigeria. The goooood news is shall die in prison!!!!(no oofense)
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Politics / Re: Sit-at-home Orders: Declare State Of Emergency In Southeast – Ohanaeze To Tinubu by MechanicMike: 11:50pm On Jul 16, 2023
Blaze14k:


Just look at how you are pouring spit all over this tread. If I ask you the solution u wont be able to provide any rather u prefer to criticize any actions from that region. I thought you guys love minding your business. Last the I checked mc oluomo who threatened igbos during the election is a free man yet you are here to deliberate on same region u hate so much. Leave ohaneze to do there bidding you are not part of southeast

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Romance / Re: Between Stingy Man And a Womanizer, Who Is More Preferable To Marry? by MechanicMike: 4:56pm On Jul 16, 2023
Rokiat:

Mr Cork behave yourself. angry

But the yansh look edible nah! tongue
Romance / Re: Between Stingy Man And a Womanizer, Who Is More Preferable To Marry? by MechanicMike: 8:49am On Jul 16, 2023
Rokiat:
None of the above.



kaiii..if this is the real Rokiatu I tink this Yor photo juss made my Kondo stand up again..twice this morning actualy!!(no oofense) cheesy
Romance / Re: How Many Times Have U Contracted Std In Ur Life by MechanicMike: 8:47am On Jul 16, 2023
Quality20:
For some ppl STDs are like common cold, its just not avoidable, so they are always managing one or another

SIOFRA U AGAIN WIT YO SAKULATIONIST BORIN THREADS....find husband please!!!(no oofense) angry

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 8:43am On Jul 16, 2023
Blaze14k:


Bros u don't know how to troll.. u r too boring go meet some of your mentors here they can teach u


TOO LATE TO APOLOGICE...You are a IBO terrrrorrist suppoter who belif terrrrorrist NNamdi KANU & those hopeless Biafra bastard people should be free to destroy Nigeria....u try to claim Lagos..now u loookin for opportunity to claim Nigeria. Son, stick to sellling Yor spare part coz NOBODY WILL EVER TRUSS IBO PEOPLE IN NIGERIA except for there women.bro I love IBO womens coz my two girlfriend are IBO sir. Governor need to wrap up biafrans & IPOB TERRRORIST & eradicate them
..stewwwwpid BOKO HARRAM wannabe sanculated bassstad people!!((no oofense) angry

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 11:04pm On Jul 15, 2023
Blaze14k:


Bros I no get any discussion with u.. go and discuss with ur terrorist girlfriend maybe she can shed more light in ur stomach with a lovely breakfast. U garrit?

So u are gay?...why are u gay? Shame on u for been gay sir. U disgrase Nigeria!!(no oofense) angry
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 10:37pm On Jul 15, 2023
Blaze14k:


Bros I no get any discussion with u.. go and discuss with ur terrorist girlfriend maybe she can shed more light in ur stomach with a lovely breakfast. U garrit?


Ok TERRRRORIST wannabe...say hello that terrrrorrist Scum NNamdi KANU & let him no I said he will rot in jail for attempting to destroy Nigeria...Peter Obi is our man anyday & we wish him well coz we love him...we don't show love to IBO Biafra scum...they will rot inhell. Good note sir!!(no oofense) angry
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 9:21pm On Jul 15, 2023
Blaze14k:


Bros u just dey talk nonsense I swear. I asked u a simple question and u started saying rubbish. Na u sabi wetin dey worry Una. If like swear wiv ur fadas blood u can't trust igbo that's ur business. Just take a look at this fellow. Like serious u guys are pure phyco

Calm down. We havin a discussion. I have terrrrorrist. U supppport TERRRRORIST NNamdi KANU & his TERRRRORIST iPod IBO group simply becuzzzz u are IBO...I gerrrrrririt.more RESPET to u & Yor TERRRRORIST IBO group.
Am listening sir: what is your question sir? Let's discuss like gentlemens(no oofense) angry
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 8:59pm On Jul 15, 2023
Blaze14k:


Out of all you rant I only picked one thing. You said igbos claim the owner of lagos. Just point out one prominent person who claimed they own lagos state. You guys say unbelievable things yet u cant prove it. From ur statement u speak wiv two sides of ur mouth buh I won't go into detail on that. What I need u to do is point out someone who claim igbos own lagos


Really? So u now say IBO people are from Lagos becuzz they sell spare part? Not sure wot u been drinking sir. The topic was about IBO terrrrorrist people trying to destroy Nigeria wit there Biafra BASSSSSTAD TERRRORIST leader in jail..who was arrrested on bed wit A prostitute...this is the same bitch IBO people want to be the next president of our great Nigeria..CANT U IMAGINE THAT??..A BOKO HARRAM WAAANABE...IPOD BASSSSSTAD....BIAFRA IBO people with there terrrrorrist agenda will never win in Nigeria...if the Biafra bassttads want war..let them show there face and stop hiding in the forest like that bassstad NNamdi KANU...truss me...Biafra people will never be trusted & will rot!!!((real talk))..no oofense!! angry

Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 7:00pm On Jul 15, 2023
Blaze14k:


Wow so buhari from northern Nigeria were boko haram operate is not a terrorist na Peter obi be terrorist. I think you guys are mentally unstable to be honest. Infact I think you should go on the streets and call any igbo person u see a terrorist let's see what happens.




Son calm down. I dint mention anything negative about Peter obi coz we love him & I never said all IBO people are terrrrrrorist.i say most IBO people support biafra meaning they have terrrrorrist agenda to destroy Nigeria. Dint IBO people claim they own Lagos?bro I even said it two days ago in front of my driver that IBO people are TERRRRORIST. He is IBO. This Biafra BASSSSSTAD hide in bushes makin treats & killing in ocent IBO people in Anambra state with there sit at home policy..
WE DARE IBO PEOPLE TO BRING THERE TERRRRORIST SIT AT HOME POLICY TO LAGOS...THEY BEEN WATCHIN TO MANY RAMBO MOVIES...LET THEM MAKE THE FIRST MOVE & SEE WOT HAPPPENS. my girl friends are IBO babes, lightskin. I love IBO women & IBO people..we juss hate the bassstad TERRRRORIST NNamdi Kano & his Biafra scum. they must poison the FAGGGGGOT & he must die in prison for the sake of Nigeria..our great nation..AND YESS I SAID IT..FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!(no oofense) angry

Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 10:13am On Jul 15, 2023
FacilitatorLekk:

Kanu is a terrorist, he killed Nigerian security operatives, and burnt down police stations, kidnapped a lot of people and killed lots, this is Nigeria, we have laws here, when you have your country you can let terrorists be your president.

WELL SAID....FacilitatorLekki FOR PRISIDENT!!!!
dats why nobody truss IBO people.there mission is to let a terrrrorrist become Nigeria president...this people already calming Lagos...later they will claim they own Nigeria...I DONT TRUSS IBO PEOPLE AND YESSSS I SAY IT ...FREEEDOM OF SPEEDCH!!!(no oofense) angry
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 10:09am On Jul 15, 2023
001Lagos:
This man finally grown some sense

The supreme court has on two occasions ordered for the release of Nnamdi kanu . But Buhari being a useless and foolish idiot of a president with zero regard for the rule of law still detained kanu till he left government


Son NNamdi Kano is a terrrrorrist..TERRRORIST don't grow sense.the nigggggga must rot & die in prison for the sake of Nigeria sir!!(no oofense) angry

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