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Romance / Re: Landlord please get in-touch by MechanicMike: 10:39pm On Jun 26, 2023
Hdanny:
Good evening Nlanders. I’m currently in port harcourt, I just got a job around Egbeda in Lagos but I don’t have anywhere to stay. I need somewhere to stay around Egbeda axis, if you have a place to accommodate me for the meantime, please kindly help me out. God bless you.


...CHANGE YOR THREAD TOPIC TO: LANDLORD PLEASE GET IN TOUCH....
and son, truss me...u will get quicker & better response to u don't come across like u BEGGGGin

Right now...yor thread come across like u begggggggggin!!!(real talk)
angry angry
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Sex Everytime We Meet. by MechanicMike: 10:17pm On Jun 26, 2023
WhisperedNoise:


I'm not an hormone driven teenager like you, boy.
I am a man, and real men know that life is more than sex.

So u sayin u gay BECOZ u don't think like a boy?.Bros are u sufffarin from mental health.babe come to nairaland tellin us her boyfriend is mugu who can't perform & insted of askin for her nomba so u can smash..u come to nairand typeing story like Libya refugee. U don't like women?...u are definitely gay sir.please go n like females. Shame on u!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Landlord please get in-touch by MechanicMike: 10:10pm On Jun 26, 2023
DeeBaDan:



Have you calmed down to think that the opportunity may not turn out as you hope it would. People in that good don't reàlly show love o. I repeat


Nigggggga stop naggggin...if u can help...help..stop talkin rubbbbbbbish like gateman!!!((no oofencse) angry

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Sex Everytime We Meet. by MechanicMike: 10:07pm On Jun 26, 2023
WhisperedNoise:
You too, say no. Tell him NO. You are not interested. If he can't abide by your no, let him go. E no hard.

If the guy has low self control, he will eventually ra.pe you. Be very careful.

You are not his intimacy gadget. If he is in a relationship because of sex, run. He isn't worth your time and attention. Stop wasting your time and your life.

Son are u gay?insted of u to take advantage & ask for sexxxxc like every normal man..u here given advise like market woman...did she ask u for advise? (No oofencse) angry

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Sex Everytime We Meet. by MechanicMike: 10:05pm On Jun 26, 2023
WhisperedNoise:
You too, say no. Tell him NO. You are not interested. If he can't abide by your no, let him go. E no hard.

If the guy has low self control, he will eventually ra.pe you. Be very careful.

You are not his intimacy gadget. If he is in a relationship because of sex, run. He isn't worth your time and attention. Stop wasting your time and your life.

angry
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Sex Everytime We Meet. by MechanicMike: 10:04pm On Jun 26, 2023
Animegirl:
Is it normal for my boyfriend to demand sex each time, he sees me? I love my boyfriend so much but asking sex from me everyday, is something I find abnormal. I don't really know his intentions or he just find me too attractive but the relationship isn't up to 2 weeks but I'm not happy with the constant demand for sex


Kaiiiiiiii.. .please can I be Yor boyfriend..I beg I beg I beg......ain't askin tooo much..ones a day is very ok wit me coz am not greeedy.please please please can I enter...juss me.only me please?? cheesy
Romance / Re: Banky W Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want? by MechanicMike: 9:38pm On Jun 26, 2023
labake1:
Logging into my Facebook account this afternoon, I saw a news about Banky W which says he cheated on his wife Adesua.
I once tell my married friend that men are naturally promiscuous, the earlier you know this as a lady, the better your heart will be at peace.

Nothing can keep a man but a man that want to be kept.
ITS DISAPPOINTING!!!!

So Men on this forum, why do you cheat?


Tryin to impress me coz am a Londoner from London will not work...try had...and then u complian u can't find mans on niarand. U stand no shance. Wot a shame!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Banky W Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want? by MechanicMike: 9:36pm On Jun 26, 2023
labake1:
Logging into my Facebook account this afternoon, I saw a news about Banky W which says he cheated on his wife Adesua.
I once tell my married friend that men are naturally promiscuous, the earlier you know this as a lady, the better your heart will be at peace.

Nothing can keep a man but a man that want to be kept.
ITS DISAPPOINTING!!!!

So Men on this forum, why do you cheat?


angry
Romance / Re: Banky W Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want? by MechanicMike: 9:36pm On Jun 26, 2023
Prettygirl200:
if cheating is normal for men then it should be normal for women, weak men should stop being brainwash with African's godforsaken tradition's.


Ignore dat ugly Talented321 boy bae. Me am ready to love u like ice cream. can I love u & was Yor pone nomba again babes? grin
Romance / Re: Banky W Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want? by MechanicMike: 9:33pm On Jun 26, 2023
labake1:



Really?
Men! What a confused being.
Men are confused, na ojukokoro dey worry men


YOU AGAIN!!!!
Shame on u for loookin for mens on nairaland.in sted of u bleaching to lightskin u hear HARRRRASIN people.even that ordnarrrry Itohan22 dat can spek English is fine pass u. Shame on u gold digger for BEGGGGin for mens. A big shame! angry. (no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Ethiopia Is Africa's Greatest Nation by MechanicMike: 11:43pm On Jun 25, 2023
Ilamina:
smiley


etopia were people eat grassss & sand?? are u ok please? (no oofeincse) angry
Romance / Re: My Parents Begged Me To Give Them A Son by MechanicMike: 11:41pm On Jun 25, 2023
meobizy:
Long story = lie.

dont mind OP..I will go straight to the pointes...be nice.. pls can i get direct punnnnny from u sir please?(no ofeince) smiley
Romance / Re: What I Saw On Codedruns Site Today by MechanicMike: 11:37pm On Jun 25, 2023
meobizy:
Who did you vote for? Are you one of the under eighteens making noise in this forum?



YOU ARE NOT 18 years old....STOP LYIN trying to act yong,.....YOU ARE 42 YEAR OLD.....kaiiii, this chick can lie mennnnn,419 chicks everywere!! (no oofeince) angry

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Forum Games / Re: Only A Genius Can Save This Man (picture) by MechanicMike: 11:33pm On Jun 25, 2023
donbachi:
No matter the weight of the sin...may one not find himself in this situation


Peter Obi sir!!!! (no ofeince) angry
Romance / Re: Can Someone Please Tell Me Why Women Steal A Lot? Why Are They So Greedy?? by MechanicMike: 11:32pm On Jun 25, 2023
HeartlessMan:
angry angry
Started with barbing of hair, they stole it in the name of African natural fashion. I've never seen any sensible man wearing their wigs.

Next was trousers and shorts. No man has time to wear their g-string if he wants to live long.

Our sneakers, they stole it.
T shirts and big polo, stolen.
Hoodies, stolen.
Suits, stolen.


Now they are stealing our underwear too. Wearing male boxers outside in the name of fashion.
What on Earth is a woman doing wearing condom boxers?!


CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY A WOMAN WILL BE WEARING CONDOM BOXERS??!!!
angry angry angry


son..if u cant find woman....pay for one & QUIT NAGGGGGGGIN SIR!!!!! angry
Romance / Re: Can Someone Please Tell Me Why Women Steal A Lot? Why Are They So Greedy?? by MechanicMike: 11:31pm On Jun 25, 2023
HeartlessMan:
angry angry
Started with barbing of hair, they stole it in the name of African natural fashion. I've never seen any sensible man wearing their wigs.

Next was trousers and shorts. No man has time to wear their g-string if he wants to live long.

Our sneakers, they stole it.
T shirts and big polo, stolen.
Hoodies, stolen.
Suits, stolen.


Now they are stealing our underwear too. Wearing male boxers outside in the name of fashion.
What on Earth is a woman doing wearing condom boxers?!


CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY A WOMAN WILL BE WEARING CONDOM BOXERS??!!!
angry angry angry



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^SIDE EFFFFECT OF REJECTION...poooor ting!!!! (no ofeincse) undecided
Romance / Re: Serious Relationship Needed by MechanicMike: 10:30pm On Jun 25, 2023
dan4oster120:
If you need Serious relationship that will lead to marriage before the year runs out Please Dm Me Asap..234814o159136


Siofra need seriiiios relationship everyday since she join nairaland 18 year ago sir....do u want am??((TANK ME LATER)) smiley
Romance / Re: Can Someone Please Tell Me Why Women Steal A Lot? Why Are They So Greedy?? by MechanicMike: 10:28pm On Jun 25, 2023
HeartlessMan:
angry angry
Started with barbing of hair, they stole it in the name of African natural fashion. I've never seen any sensible man wearing their wigs.

Next was trousers and shorts. No man has time to wear their g-string if he wants to live long.

Our sneakers, they stole it.
T shirts and big polo, stolen.
Hoodies, stolen.
Suits, stolen.


Now they are stealing our underwear too. Wearing male boxers outside in the name of fashion.
What on Earth is a woman doing wearing condom boxers?!


CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY A WOMAN WILL BE WEARING CONDOM BOXERS??!!!
angry angry angry

did they theif Yor head??....nigggggga go bakkkkkto bed please!!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Can Someone Please Tell Me Why Women Steal A Lot? Why Are They So Greedy?? by MechanicMike: 10:27pm On Jun 25, 2023
HeartlessMan:
angry angry
Started with barbing of hair, they stole it in the name of African natural fashion. I've never seen any sensible man wearing their wigs.

Next was trousers and shorts. No man has time to wear their g-string if he wants to live long.

Our sneakers, they stole it.
T shirts and big polo, stolen.
Hoodies, stolen.
Suits, stolen.


Now they are stealing our underwear too. Wearing male boxers outside in the name of fashion.
What on Earth is a woman doing wearing condom boxers?!


CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY A WOMAN WILL BE WEARING CONDOM BOXERS??!!!
angry angry angry


angry
Romance / Re: Ladies, Avoid Baldheaded Men! Especially The Light Skinned Ones (photos) by MechanicMike: 6:40pm On Jun 25, 2023
siofra:
See their ugly pointed heads undecided

Do not make the mistake of marrying baldheaded Nigerian men, except he's a sugar daddy or fling, because they will stain your white and drag you in the mud. Tueh! angry


siofra please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k (25,000 naira a months) my millionaire uncle need 2 house girl. This is a good shance to earn extra cadh.
U want?
smiley
Crime / Re: Scavengers Cart Away $4 Million In Abuja by MechanicMike: 6:38pm On Jun 25, 2023
Beremx:
From snakes to monkeys and then scavengers.

Make una dey play o! Dey play!!


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Politics / Re: 2023: Peter Obi Addresses The Media by MechanicMike: 6:37pm On Jun 25, 2023
Itunup:
The last time I check, Obi came 3rd while Atiku came 2nd. And 2 of them are claiming this mandate....... To me, it would end in wasting of time, energy and funds...


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MechanicMike: 6:36pm On Jun 25, 2023
dollynnn:


Some men finding solace in suddenly becoming antagonistic, spiteful and petty as a coping mechanism after they've been turned down is hilarious.



Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Education / Re: Uni Never Show Una Shege": Secondary School Girls Over The Moon After Last Exam by MechanicMike: 6:35pm On Jun 25, 2023
Sanguine:
They should all laminate their signed uniforms afterwards and keep it to show their next generation... 🥱


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Family / Re: Photos Of A Man And His Adorable Triplet Daughters Who All Look Like Him by MechanicMike: 6:34pm On Jun 25, 2023
bbymee:
I tap into dis blessing oh


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Properties / Re: . by MechanicMike: 6:34pm On Jun 25, 2023
Itohan22:
😍


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Celebrities / Re: Friends Eulogise Ex-beauty Queen, Emmanuella Anurika On Birthday Amidst Fanfare by MechanicMike: 6:32pm On Jun 25, 2023
wany:

How are you sure they too enjoy the sight of your own naked body undecided


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley
Food / Re: Check How Much My Mother Used To Buy Garri And How Much I'm Buying Now by MechanicMike: 6:31pm On Jun 25, 2023
Sandralight:
Ok


Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse) smiley

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