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Romance / Re: Share Your Weirdest Sex Experience by MechanicMike: 5:25pm On Jun 20, 2023
Meritjoshua:
My brother(egbôn adugbo) was feeling experimental so he set up a 3some with one of his babe. I, him and his babe. It started off really nice until i noticed that they were way more into eachother. I had to give them room, they bearly noticed my absence. No more party unless i'm the star of the show.
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My ex had a major fetish of using a hair brush during s£x. She would massage her public area with tooth brush or any thing she j lay her hand on while i thrust from the back. She never allowed me to bleep her pûssy she claimed she wasn't ready to lose her virginity. It was weird but she loves it that way.
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This happened with my current babe, a white garment member. We decide to try anal s£x for the first time, but boom everywhere became messey. There was shit all over the bed. Since then we have decided never to have anal s£x

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Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by MechanicMike: 3:57pm On Jun 20, 2023
Flows001:

Please throw more light on your reason, it can be helpful


Brother...truss me. Don't listen to any crap advise from this nairaland unemploy MOFOLICK mofosmugu people especially from a fat one called Frozen70..she only 24stone lookin for man's on nairaland & I rejected am..twice.. but anyways.... angry angry


She's lightskin meaning she's fine as hell...so therefore she needs to stay. The only difference is while she stays,she will need to steeepup. The child will grow up one day to find his real dad.when he finds him, he will end up hatin his mother for preventing him coz she was vex. Brother, I tell u this for a simple reason....EXPIRENCE...it happened & it did not end well. She must stay!!((((REAL TALK))) angry

Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by MechanicMike: 3:00pm On Jun 20, 2023
frozen70:


I think the most important thing is, is this guy responsible, will he be there for your sister or he will abandon her same time ay he did with his first wife

She needs to do a discreet investigation about the man and his wife to be sure both of them are not doing stupid hide and seek game that will finish your sisters heart

Secondly he has to explain to her in details what lead to their separation and are the going for a divorce or they are separating to come back again in future

All this can be done while the bride price date is on going

If she is sure that the man has ended his relationship with her and they don't have hope of coming back again, she has to embrace the children and accept them

But she has to be sure that he will be there to train the children and sponsor their education

Not that he will leave them for her and start another relationship behind your sister

Her discreet investigation can be done behind the man so that she will get full details about him

So that when the man starts telling lies, she will know how to track him


you again!!!

We knewwwwit..


..so are u sayin if I yansh u, u get pregnant & I run away to south africa...are u sayin u will commbak juss BECOZ am from London & I drive range rover (£38,000..cash).....YOU ARE A GOLD DIGGGGGER & a OLE....PIRIOD!!!!((no oofencse))
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Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by MechanicMike: 2:56pm On Jun 20, 2023
frozen70:


I think the most important thing is, is this guy responsible, will he be there for your sister or he will abandon her same time ay he did with his first wife

She needs to do a discreet investigation about the man and his wife to be sure both of them are not doing stupid hide and seek game that will finish your sisters heart

Secondly he has to explain to her in details what lead to their separation and are the going for a divorce or they are separating to come back again in future

All this can be done while the bride price date is on going

If she is sure that the man has ended his relationship with her and they don't have hope of coming back again, she has to embrace the children and accept them

But she has to be sure that he will be there to train the children and sponsor their education

Not that he will leave them for her and start another relationship behind your sister

Her discreet investigation can be done behind the man so that she will get full details about him

So that when the man starts telling lies, she will know how to track him


angry
Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by MechanicMike: 2:56pm On Jun 20, 2023
Flows001:

Yes she is lightskinned.

Why did you ask though? 🤔

Then she needs to keep the baby sir...truss me!! angry
Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by MechanicMike: 11:01am On Jun 20, 2023
Flows001:
Admin please push this to front page.

My first post on nairaland, so please pardon any error.

Good morning everyone, so let me just go straight to the point.

My elder sister has been dating this guy for more than a year now, she became pregnant months into the relationship and he begged her to keep the child, that he was going to marry her.
So she did and about two months ago, she gave birth to a boy.
Just like he said, he started making moves to marry her, she took him to see my uncle (because our dad is late), alongside with one of his brothers, they also went to see some of my aunties; as well as my Mum. So basically everyone knows them together in our extended family, as well as the street where my sister stays (she resides in Enugu State), because he usually goes to spend time with her and I must admit that he has been really nice to her and made sure she has been comfortable and never lacked anything.
Along the line, my sister started suspecting that this her husband to be has been avoiding picking up strange numbers calling him, she asked him but he told her not to worry.
Fast forward to earlier this week, she stumbled upon a text he received from one unsaved number, the text was begging him to allow the sender to atleast come visit him, apparently; this same guy was already married before and already had two grown children before he left the marriage for reasons which she didn't tell me, so his children have been making efforts to reach their father as their mother went to dump them with his brothers and went her way..

When my sister confronted him, he had to open up to her and apologised, stating that he wanted to start another life and couldn't tell her from the beginning because he didn't want to lose her..

Now my sister is in a dilemma, their traditional marriage was scheduled to hold by the end of this year and he has already started making efforts to officially pay her bride price.
Her two options are:
1. Leave him and become a single mother at this young age (she's a student of NOUN and does business which he supported her to expand).
2. Stay with him and accommodate the children from his former wife.

Please advice 🙏🙏🙏


my nigggggga . this is commmon sence. she stays.... is she lightskin?(no oofeince) angry

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Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by MechanicMike: 11:00am On Jun 20, 2023
Flows001:
Admin please push this to front page.

My first post on nairaland, so please pardon any error.

Good morning everyone, so let me just go straight to the point.

My elder sister has been dating this guy for more than a year now, she became pregnant months into the relationship and he begged her to keep the child, that he was going to marry her.
So she did and about two months ago, she gave birth to a boy.
Just like he said, he started making moves to marry her, she took him to see my uncle (because our dad is late), alongside with one of his brothers, they also went to see some of my aunties; as well as my Mum. So basically everyone knows them together in our extended family, as well as the street where my sister stays (she resides in Enugu State), because he usually goes to spend time with her and I must admit that he has been really nice to her and made sure she has been comfortable and never lacked anything.
Along the line, my sister started suspecting that this her husband to be has been avoiding picking up strange numbers calling him, she asked him but he told her not to worry.
Fast forward to earlier this week, she stumbled upon a text he received from one unsaved number, the text was begging him to allow the sender to atleast come visit him, apparently; this same guy was already married before and already had two grown children before he left the marriage for reasons which she didn't tell me, so his children have been making efforts to reach their father as their mother went to dump them with his brothers and went her way..

When my sister confronted him, he had to open up to her and apologised, stating that he wanted to start another life and couldn't tell her from the beginning because he didn't want to lose her..

Now my sister is in a dilemma, their traditional marriage was scheduled to hold by the end of this year and he has already started making efforts to officially pay her bride price.
Her two options are:
1. Leave him and become a single mother at this young age (she's a student of NOUN and does business which he supported her to expand).
2. Stay with him and accommodate the children from his former wife.

Please advice 🙏🙏🙏

angry
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by MechanicMike: 10:52am On Jun 20, 2023
Lifestone:

How could you have erection when you are broke? Bro go and fix your finances first and stop embarrassing yourself


niggggga tha fukk u talkin about? quit talkin rubbbbish....prikk stands when it see women..not moiney. are u gay coz u sound gay!(no oofeince) angry

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by MechanicMike: 10:50am On Jun 20, 2023
Miravik900:
Have been so down financially recently and this girl that has been on my side for like 9 months now and I thought was different has started showing me her true colors


We agreed on the meeting but she didn't show up when I asked her the reason she didn't reply
Now she is asking me for money cuz I wanted sex and she knows I don't have

I thought the advantage of having a girlfriend over patronizing hookups is during the bad days you can still get sex

I'm thinking of calling of the relationship base on this act of hers


Please let me hear your thoughts


so please bro, stop actin like mugu....juss put it in!! (real talk) angry
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by MechanicMike: 10:49am On Jun 20, 2023
Miravik900:
Have been so down financially recently and this girl that has been on my side for like 9 months now and I thought was different has started showing me her true colors


We agreed on the meeting but she didn't show up when I asked her the reason she didn't reply
Now she is asking me for money cuz I wanted sex and she knows I don't have

I thought the advantage of having a girlfriend over patronizing hookups is during the bad days you can still get sex

I'm thinking of calling of the relationship base on this act of hers


Please let me hear your thoughts

dennnnny how? ..bro cant u juss put it in, at least juss half?(no ooeince) angry
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by MechanicMike: 10:48am On Jun 20, 2023
Miravik900:
Have been so down financially recently and this girl that has been on my side for like 9 months now and I thought was different has started showing me her true colors


We agreed on the meeting but she didn't show up when I asked her the reason she didn't reply
Now she is asking me for money cuz I wanted sex and she knows I don't have

I thought the advantage of having a girlfriend over patronizing hookups is during the bad days you can still get sex

I'm thinking of calling of the relationship base on this act of hers


Please let me hear your thoughts

angry
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Hotel Owner In Anambra, Rescue Nine Girls Used As Sex Slaves by MechanicMike: 10:39am On Jun 20, 2023
EcoBrick:



https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/19/nigerian-police-arrest-hotel-owner-anambra-rescue-nine-girls-used-sex-slaves



Anambra state again?....but why are IBO people kidnapppin under age childrens, disable women & peoples wifes as slave?...WHY WHY WHY..is kidnappin and drug smuggglin natural?

or ..is tinumbu to blame again??...FAKKKKKIN HELL!!!! (no ofeincse) angry

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Hotel Owner In Anambra, Rescue Nine Girls Used As Sex Slaves by MechanicMike: 10:38am On Jun 20, 2023

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates Charly Boy On His 73rd Birthday (Photo) by MechanicMike: 8:05am On Jun 20, 2023
EBMedia:
Presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Peter Obi has celebrated Nigerian entertainer, Charles Oputa, popularly known as Charly Boy on his 73rd birthday, IGBERETV reports.

Taking to his Twitter handle, he shared a photo of himself together with Charly Boy which he captioned;



https://twitter.com/PeterObi/status/1670822190583783424?t=OwEp7f-TkH8jg0fglwsitA&s=19


Peter Obi definatly gay for sitting too close to 78yer old gay gay who dress like woman... he oficialy gay!(no oofencse) angry
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates Charly Boy On His 73rd Birthday (Photo) by MechanicMike: 8:02am On Jun 20, 2023
EBMedia:
Presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Peter Obi has celebrated Nigerian entertainer, Charles Oputa, popularly known as Charly Boy on his 73rd birthday, IGBERETV reports.

Taking to his Twitter handle, he shared a photo of himself together with Charly Boy which he captioned;



https://twitter.com/PeterObi/status/1670822190583783424?t=OwEp7f-TkH8jg0fglwsitA&s=19


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Romance / Re: Can you ever be caught eating indomie? by MechanicMike: 10:34pm On Jun 19, 2023
Ogechi98:
I be mechanic like you werey grin

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Food / Re: Hilda Baci Receives Her Plaque From Guinness World Records (Photos, Video) by MechanicMike: 10:23pm On Jun 19, 2023
EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFw3cXRa62w

Nigerian chef and Guinness World Record holder for marathon cooking, Hilda Effiong Bassey, (aka Hilda Baci), has announced the arrival of her award plaque, IGBERETV reports.

Baci revealed this in a video she posted on her Twitter page on Monday.

She was certified as the new record holder for the longest cooking by an individual with 93 hours and 11 minutes.

In the video, she received the award plaque packaged in a box and delivered by a dispatch rider. She captioned the video;



https://twitter.com/hildabacicooks/status/1670823621147721730?t=whu6F26VnSYfzwQgKjQwkQ&s=19


this Hilinda girl aint lightskin & we Londoners do no am innnnit..........who is she please?(no ofeince) angry
Romance / Re: Can you ever be caught eating indomie? by MechanicMike: 10:21pm On Jun 19, 2023
Ogechi98:
Na now I confam say you don mad grin e remain make you comot cloth enter alaba market


brosco..dont lie please tell the truth and let the devil bve ashame: is yor job in this list sir:
Brick layer, Uber driver, receptionsit, danfo driver, Bus driver, bus condoctor, plumber, waiters, breead sellers, gateman,. security, bouncers, unemploy people, ilitarate, Okada drivers, tailors, teachers, hairdressers, barber, night shift watch man? Night shift barber, ambulance driver or mobile phone repiarer, foganiser? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: Can you ever be caught eating indomie? by MechanicMike: 10:19pm On Jun 19, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Nonsense claim! undecided


Nonsense how? so u defending poooor people foood becuz u cant aford normal foood, corrrrect?

brother, be honest. would u dare eat indomie in front of babe? could u sir? dont lie? angry
Romance / Re: My Friend's Wife by MechanicMike: 7:48pm On Jun 19, 2023
snthesis:
My childhood friend invited me to his home, he is been married for 8yrs now, with no children, we stay in different states but kept in touch, he has been suggesting a meet-up but i've been busy, finally made out time to travel (tickets on him ) during this Democracy day holiday break.

we ate, drank, gisted late through the night and caught up on old times, with his wife in company, actively engaging, and then he asked if i could get his wife pregnant , and it would be between us, his wifey was also ok with it then she stripped..., and i could see the despair in both their faces (they been through all medical procedures and its pointing towards my friend being impotent), i was the only person they could confide in and sure of keeping their secret...

Is this adultery on their part or not, especially since it is consenting from all parties. Adultery i.e "sex outside marriage", or can this be classified under surrogacy? is surrogacy Adultery?


this is absolute wickenesss for u to sleep with yor childhood freiend wife bcuz u no him. You will go to hell. Brother its much easier if I help u gether preeggnant coz am neutral...this way yor friend will truss u insted of me. whats her nomba please? (THANK ME LATER) smiley

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Romance / Re: My Friend's Wife by MechanicMike: 7:46pm On Jun 19, 2023
snthesis:
My childhood friend invited me to his home, he is been married for 8yrs now, with no children, we stay in different states but kept in touch, he has been suggesting a meet-up but i've been busy, finally made out time to travel (tickets on him ) during this Democracy day holiday break.

we ate, drank, gisted late through the night and caught up on old times, with his wife in company, actively engaging, and then he asked if i could get his wife pregnant , and it would be between us, his wifey was also ok with it then she stripped..., and i could see the despair in both their faces (they been through all medical procedures and its pointing towards my friend being impotent), i was the only person they could confide in and sure of keeping their secret...

Is this adultery on their part or not, especially since it is consenting from all parties. Adultery i.e "sex outside marriage", or can this be classified under surrogacy? is surrogacy Adultery?

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Politics / Re: Households Under Pressure As New Electricity Tariff Due July 1 by MechanicMike: 7:43pm On Jun 19, 2023
Nmezor:
Pure wickedness, may God help us o

kaiii..so u dont have moiney afta all yor shakara actin like u are beyanci....abi? anyways ...

ok be nice & make me happy & i swaaaar i will pay ask electrictian to by & connect yor electricity for free...deal? smiley
Politics / Re: Stop Payment To MDA's Till Further Notice, Tinubu Orders CBN by MechanicMike: 7:38pm On Jun 19, 2023
caandi:
This country makes me laugh Ahswear
This one is not news naa
is it today?
Can they please address the issue of ghost workers first
A lot of civil ghost workers eating awoof money upandan
I even saw where a primary school bursar is earning over 200k in benue state
Nothing anyone for teh me
Corruption has eaten very deep and all this our leaders are aware they just tend to play blind

helo my millionaire uncle is lookin for persn to do house girl work for a coool 25k a months (25,000 naira cash) meaning its a shance to make moiney. please are u intresssted please? wots yor nomba so i can send u a form? and by the way, are u lightskin please & can u were uniform for the housegirl job please??(no ofiencse) smiley
Celebrities / Re: Emotional Moment Davido Reunited With Son, Dawson by MechanicMike: 3:14pm On Jun 19, 2023
Jennyclay:
I Love Davido


Davido is ugly...u don't hav taste(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Why I Prefer A Baby~mama To A Legit Wife by MechanicMike: 11:13am On Jun 19, 2023
Testiebobo:
I prefer having a baby mama rather than a legit wife because;
Baby mamas are nt ur wife they are just a mother to ur child, so they have no excuse for you not to bring another babe to ur house
It is very difficult to seperate from a wife, because her family will not want to see her marriage crash, but when a BABY MAMA misbehaves you send her away from your house and can be sending some cash to her and the child for upkeep
BABY MAMAS give you the chance of living a free life, but a WIFE will want you to get stuck to her alone and will nt want to give any chance to a stranger
once ur BABY MAMA breaksup with u, sincerely u will nt feel any heart break than to a wife whom u have spent $10000 for her bride price
If u want to be based in places like the U.S, it is advisable to have a babymama than to marry a wife with certificate, because if she decides to divorce you she is gonna go with half of your wealth and your property but a babymama has no access to your wealth because she is not legit

I bet Siofra is gonno show up any moment from now like touchlight to advise.......SIOFRA WHER THOU ARE U?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Qatar-based Drug Kingpins Murphy, Oluchukwu Smashed By NDLEA At Lagos Airport by MechanicMike: 10:34am On Jun 19, 2023
totit:
Qatar-based drug kingpins Murphy, Oluchukwu smashed by NDLEA at Lagos Airport





https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/06/18/qatar-based-drug-kingpins-murphy-oluchukwu-smashed-by-ndlea-at-lagos-airport/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

OK IBO PEOPLE.....START BLAMING TINUMBU AGAIN!!!!!((no oofeincse) angry

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Gifts Mama Rainbow Wads Of Naira Notes by MechanicMike: 10:22am On Jun 19, 2023
abibox02:
Portable always try to make headline


... Nigggggga dats wot celebritys are sopose to do....they market themselves.

...kaiiiiii...COMMMMMON SENCE MENNNNNNNN!!!!(no oofencssece)
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Politics / Re: Lagos Building Demolitions Not Targeted At Igbo – Ohanaeze by MechanicMike: 10:05am On Jun 19, 2023
LeoDeKing:
We disagree with Ohanaeze on this.

The demolition is because we didn't vote Sanwo-Olu and Tinubu.

Well, we are waiting for pandora Obituary to recover his manhood. We trust pandora Obituary, he will undo the demolition after his manhood is found. undecided


....nigggga you IBO people say dumb $hit to make eeeedoit people proud to be eeeediots!!!

...MAKE UP YOR MINDS, WOT THA FUKK DO U NIGGGGERS WANT?.....those buildings were health hazzzards & needed to be demoliished. All u do is put people health at risk becoz of money...DONT U HAVE COMMMON SENCE? (JUSS ASKING)

....You dont like that government of Lagos..MOVE THA FUKKK OUT GADEMMMMMIT...AND YESSS, I SAID IT...SUE ME!!!!!(no oofence)
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Tells West 'go To Hell' In The Wake Of Nuclear Weapons Transfer To Belarus by MechanicMike: 9:41am On Jun 19, 2023
randymirrors:


Yes, iron balls unlike Obi's weak, rotten balls.

kaiiiii.....But why u talkin about balls?...is thread about priiick? (no ofeincse) cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Tells West 'go To Hell' In The Wake Of Nuclear Weapons Transfer To Belarus by MechanicMike: 9:39am On Jun 19, 2023
Procashtips:


Ever wondered why all the antagonists in American movies are from Russia?

Russia has always been their nightmare, they sleep and see Russians in their dreams

They're obsessed with Russia and so afraid of Russia.


...CORRRRRECTION!!!!!

you mixing up fiction with real life... Movies are more intresssting when you make Muslims, Russians, middle eastern people the bad guys...we all no that................Russia's military now lacks equipments due to spareparts becuz of Sanctions. AMerica knows that.
...... If Russsia tries Amercia any day.......truss me........, Someone else will raise there children.!!!!!!!!! ((REAL TALK))
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