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Romance / Re: See Fallen Boobs by MechanicMike: 8:37pm On Jul 03, 2023
peterobitinubu:
shocked cool

Son the boooobsi is nocr?(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: See Fallen Boobs by MechanicMike: 8:36pm On Jul 03, 2023
Romance / Re: I Have A Feeling That My Wife Will Cheat On Me. Here's Why by MechanicMike: 8:35pm On Jul 03, 2023
Valoromega:
Anytime I have issues with my wife, maybe it's about another girl she always says what if she does her own too how would (mind you I have never been with another woman since we got married. I might just flirt around with some other girls once in a while via chat)
She has this mentality that she's beautiful and young and she usually gets a lot of attention and I think it's getting to her head. Because most times she usually talks about doing her own too and I think she has the tendency to cheat If I do something to her like cheating.

I told her that would be the end of our marriage


Is she lightskin? angry
Romance / Re: I Have A Feeling That My Wife Will Cheat On Me. Here's Why by MechanicMike: 8:35pm On Jul 03, 2023
Valoromega:
Anytime I have issues with my wife, maybe it's about another girl she always says what if she does her own too how would (mind you I have never been with another woman since we got married. I might just flirt around with some other girls once in a while via chat)
She has this mentality that she's beautiful and young and she usually gets a lot of attention and I think it's getting to her head. Because most times she usually talks about doing her own too and I think she has the tendency to cheat If I do something to her like cheating.

I told her that would be the end of our marriage

. angry
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Reacts To Calls For His Arrest Over Inciting Comment by MechanicMike: 1:09am On Jul 03, 2023
aswani:


Tinubu lost Lagos and Ọṣun states, Peter Obi scored over 80% in all South Eastern states.

Tribal agenda pas Tribal agenda.


^^^^^ this one is IBO....

.Tinumbu is Yor president...get over it si

move on!!(no oofencse) grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Reacts To Calls For His Arrest Over Inciting Comment by MechanicMike: 1:08am On Jul 03, 2023
endsarrrs:
undecided

Charlie boy has seen it all

The vampire need to die off sir!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Hates Pussy Sucking? by MechanicMike: 12:38am On Jul 03, 2023
DocJoseph:
Good day everybody... Many Ladies hates sucking their pussy.. Am an Expert pussy sucker... And my current babe hate it... What should I do? Because I love her, but I love pussy sucking with passion, I love hearing my woman screaming very loud when using my tongue... Why do women hates pussy sucking?
Thanks for your candid reply.


Brother did u juss say u lick Yor own puccccccci??....corrrrect?
bro are u ok in the head sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Hates Pussy Sucking? by MechanicMike: 12:37am On Jul 03, 2023
DocJoseph:
Good day everybody... Many Ladies hates sucking their pussy.. Am an Expert pussy sucker... And my current babe hate it... What should I do? Because I love her, but I love pussy sucking with passion, I love hearing my woman screaming very loud when using my tongue... Why do women hates pussy sucking?
Thanks for your candid reply.

angry
Romance / Re: I'm Only 18 Can I Get A Girl Friend by MechanicMike: 11:40pm On Jul 02, 2023
FinnMann:
I'm only 18 can I get a serious girl friend who I can share my feelings with.... Is it right that I get a girl friend?


take Siofra for free ..son....she sing & ready to mingle & guess wot ...she will get u pregnant quick...THANK ME LATER!!!!! (((Gooood luck)))) smiley
Romance / Re: Warm Kpekus by MechanicMike: 11:13pm On Jul 02, 2023
Islandboi:
So I invited this girl over to my crib. She started the pre-intimacy herself teasing my ear, licking my nipple and finally going down to suck my gbola. She started riding me so hard and I didn’t last up to 30mins.

After cumming, I went to the bathroom to clean up and she did the same. Then she said I’m not that strong and she’s started licking my nipple again and my gbola started rising and I bend her to give her doggy my dick felt this warmness inside her pussy.

I have never banged a warm kpekus before.That place was so warm. Second round I didn’t cum at all. I was banging that pussy doggy style till she started vibrating. I was so scared. Then she said she’s not doing doggy again she want missionary.


did she pisss in yor mouth sir?(no ofeinsce) smiley
Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by MechanicMike: 7:42pm On Jul 02, 2023
Revolva:


Hey hold am there , why are you crying davido cry

Son he a millionaire & u are broke!!((no oofencse)) embarassed
Romance / Re: Would You Accept It? by MechanicMike: 5:42pm On Jul 02, 2023
labake1:
10 million naira to watch your university life with your parents, would you accept it?


As for me, I will gladly accept it grin


WOW,HOW SAD!!! angry
So u acccceptinging moiney for sexxxxxc..10milllion naira...corrrrrect?.....u the worst gold DIGGGGGER on nairaland sinse 2024!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
Romance / Re: Would You Accept It? by MechanicMike: 5:40pm On Jul 02, 2023
labake1:
10 million naira to watch your university life with your parents, would you accept it?


As for me, I will gladly accept it grin


angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Always Hate Doggy Style? by MechanicMike: 4:32pm On Jul 02, 2023
DocJoseph:
Dear Nairalanders, my ex broke up with me because I wanted to try Doggy style with her. She went and marry another man.
Please, why do women hates Doggy style? Is it always painful or what?
No insults abeg.... I want to learn.


Kaiiiiiii..u sayin Yor wife hate doggggy?did u ask her why she hate doggggy sir? but why doggggy sir?(no ooofencse) wink

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Romance / Re: Share The Moment You Realised You Had A Fake Friend Or Frenemy by MechanicMike: 4:30pm On Jul 02, 2023
Reminderz:
Share your experiences...

Here's mine: I'm always happy for him, even when he opened his own store and rented his own space, in fact, I was one of the first person to get there when he celebrated his winnings... I gave him the needed support and encouragement... I realised that anytime I got my own breakthroughs, he never celebrated me or does as if he noticed them...

I later found out he was even jealous of my own winnings despite how true I was to him... I cut off the relationship before I got stabbed in the back... I didn't really know where the envy or jealousy was coming from...

Siofra offer me punnny ......I thought we was friends but I decline it!!!((TRUE STORY)) angry
Romance / Re: If My Husband Decides To A Cheat, As A Pharmacist I Will Kill Him(pictures) by MechanicMike: 4:08pm On Jul 02, 2023
siofra:
I love her 😍

WOW...so u a lesssbian? SHAME ON YOU SIOFRA.why are u lesssbian? cant u juss find man on nairaland? What a disgrase & shame on u. u no lesssbianism is iligal & carrrrys 15 year jail...corrrect? angry
Food / Re: Recommend Home Made Smoothies That Make One Gain Weight by MechanicMike: 3:47pm On Jul 02, 2023
Rilwayne001:

Lmao grin cheesy

After going through your threads and comments, I will not tell you to get a life, because I’m sure you’re never going to have one. You must be so miserable that you think acting like a clown on a faceless forum will take your life out of your misery.

One day, when you start taking responsibility for your, and when your mates who have put their lives to good use now instead of acting like a clown the way you go about doing are light years in achievement more than you, you’ll look back in time and regret how you could’ve put your life into more productive ways now instead of wasting instead of this.

This isn’t an advice, but to tell you that cowards and lowlife have more time to waste on social media arguing here and there. It’s even more lowly and miserable for one to go about acting like a clown.

May your misery continue to soar. And May you seek help out of it and never find. Amen. grin grin


TOO LATE TO APOLOGICE TO NIGERIANS....WE
HAVE EXPOSE U ..u say u attracted to skinny men((READ YOR LAST POSYT)..U ARE GAY ........why are u gay sir??(no oofencse)
angry
Food / Re: Recommend Home Made Smoothies That Make One Gain Weight by MechanicMike: 12:36pm On Jul 02, 2023
Rilwayne001:
Hi guys.

Please recommend weight gain smoothies that I can be making on weekends.



Bro .so u skinny like broooom stick meaning u are slim....cooorect? gay men are always slim & skinny.are u gay sir?(no ooofencse) angry
Food / Re: Recommend Home Made Smoothies That Make One Gain Weight by MechanicMike: 12:35pm On Jul 02, 2023
Rilwayne001:
Hi guys.

Please recommend weight gain smoothies that I can be making on weekends.


angry
Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by MechanicMike: 12:30pm On Jul 02, 2023
Revolva:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6YfdV97p4M

While reports of American influencer Anita Brown and French model Ivanna Bay criticizing Nigerian Afrobeats singer Davido for putting them in the family way is making the rounds on the internet. The 7 Beautiful Baby Mamas of Davido, along with their current activities, are listed below.

Well, the baby mother culture is widespread in the entertainment sector worldwide, not only in Nigeria. Male celebrities having several children with various women is nothing new. Eddie Murphy is an American actor and comedian who has ten kids in all from five different women. Wizkid already has four children, while American rapper Future has eight children with eight different women. We also provide you with a list of Davido's seven baby mothers in this vid


BUT WHY DO U HOMEBASE JOBLESS URAKUDILATED RUMPOPOLIKALIT PEOPLE LIKE TO GOSSSSIP ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES ISSUE..GO FIND A JOB:

1.. DAVIDO IS A MILLLLIONAIRE....YOU AINT

2. DAVIDO IS LIVING LIFE..U ON NAIRALAND GOSSIPING LIKE HUNGRY ESCAPE PARRROT

3. DAVIDO HAS MOINEY....HAVE U HAD BREAKFAST.CANT U EVEN AFORD 3 MEAL?..

4. DAVIDO GOTS 6 BABYMAMA.....FIND YOR OWN OLOSHO

5...CONCLUSION:...MIND YOR UNEMPLOY SAD BORRRIN LIVE & LET DA YOUNG PLAYER Live!!!!(no ooofencse)
angry
Romance / Re: Our Ladies Are Aging Without Men In Their Life by MechanicMike: 12:08pm On Jul 02, 2023
Chimarto:
What's happening?
The rates of single women in Abuja is alarming, what's keeping them single.


So u are going after women that age like men.....corrrrect?u are gay sir. Shame on u!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Our Ladies Are Aging Without Men In Their Life by MechanicMike: 12:07pm On Jul 02, 2023
Chimarto:
What's happening?
The rates of single women in Abuja is alarming, what's keeping them single.



angry
Politics / Re: French Riots: Charly Boy Asks Nigerian Youths To Act. Twitter Users Slam Him by MechanicMike: 11:26pm On Jul 01, 2023
naptu2:


https://twitter.com/AreaFada1/status/1675117765672284160?t=RWCLeSpvBAdOReZ0BYj20g&s=19

some body neeeed to shoooot this 99year old wannna-be faggggot call charlis boy!!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by MechanicMike: 11:23pm On Jul 01, 2023
Edoziesmart:

🤣🤣
I can't stop laughing Mrcork

Btw what happened to your old moniker?
Or what of the angry mod gave you 100 years ban on your old moniker grin grin

asko oooooo...hagggon let me ask Sango!! angry
Romance / Re: What Did You Study But What Are You Doing Now? by MechanicMike: 11:09pm On Jul 01, 2023
labake1:
What did you study but what are you doing now?

I studied Public Administration and I am a fashion designer





I Stody pilot!!!(no oofeincse) angry
Politics / Re: How Satisfied Are You With The Tinubu's Administration So Far? by MechanicMike: 10:07pm On Jul 01, 2023
mariahAngel:


Your hardship must favour me and my family.

u neeed help..ok my millionaire uncle is loookin for goood edukated woman who can do house girl work & u will be pay a coool 25k (25 thousand naira ...cash). u will all so get house girl uniform so people can respet u. U WANT? smiley
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Men Don't Find Fat Women Attractive by MechanicMike: 9:57pm On Jul 01, 2023
Omerenmajoy:
In today's society, beauty standards have evolved significantly, with a greater emphasis on body positivity and embracing diverse body shapes and sizes. However, it is still essential to acknowledge that some individuals may have personal preferences when it comes to attraction. In this article, we will explore 10 common reasons why some men may not find fat women attractive. It is crucial to approach this topic with sensitivity and respect, ensuring that body positivity and acceptance remain at the forefront of the conversation.

Friends read more 👇👇👇👇
https://www.walkingbyfaith.com.ng/10-reasons-why-men-dont-find-fat-women-attractive-debunking-stereotypes-and-promoting-body-positivity/

brother who told u we dont like womens wit big yansh?.....brother are u white?(no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Men Don't Find Fat Women Attractive by MechanicMike: 9:57pm On Jul 01, 2023
Omerenmajoy:
In today's society, beauty standards have evolved significantly, with a greater emphasis on body positivity and embracing diverse body shapes and sizes. However, it is still essential to acknowledge that some individuals may have personal preferences when it comes to attraction. In this article, we will explore 10 common reasons why some men may not find fat women attractive. It is crucial to approach this topic with sensitivity and respect, ensuring that body positivity and acceptance remain at the forefront of the conversation.

Friends read more 👇👇👇👇
https://www.walkingbyfaith.com.ng/10-reasons-why-men-dont-find-fat-women-attractive-debunking-stereotypes-and-promoting-body-positivity/


angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by MechanicMike: 9:55pm On Jul 01, 2023
Edoziesmart:

When will you and kobojunkie quit trolling people in this forum?

You've old pass this man.

brother am knew to nairaland sir. i only juss join over a months. who did i troll anybody and how? where? when? do u no me from some where sir?(no oofeinsce) angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by MechanicMike: 6:59pm On Jul 01, 2023
thaoriginator:
mr cock, wuts up? grin

Don't mind dat gay Goalnaldo...he embarasssment to Nigeria.. gay!!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Davido Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want? Part 2 by MechanicMike: 2:01pm On Jul 01, 2023
labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

So Are u sayin if I offffa u 20k (20,000...CASH) tonite for sexxxc..juss one round...u wunt accccept??
...Labaka are u a racistt? If no then u a gold DIGGGGGER..wot a shame!!!((no oofencse))) angry
Romance / Re: Davido Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want? Part 2 by MechanicMike: 1:57pm On Jul 01, 2023
labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

angry

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