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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Begs Tinubu To Release Nnamdi Kanu by MechanicMike: 10:05am On Jul 15, 2023
ezebunafo:


https://www.facebook.com/100001155348708/posts/pfbid02b4gjbwi4kMAbF5Rjfi5QDDSrwV3CB3arf3hTYx69GfFVtWpxEuxDMZPE2eLPeT3Yl/?app=fbl

FUKKKK NOOO.....THAT IBO SCUM MIDGET BASSSSSTAD TerrORRRRRIST PLANNING TO DESTROY NIGERIA MUST DIE & ROT IN PRISON SO THEY CAN FEED HIM TO PIGEON!!!!(no oofense) angry
Education / Re: Which Foreign Language Would You Advise One To Learn In The University by MechanicMike: 10:00am On Jul 15, 2023
Thattallgirl:
Compulsory for every student? Wow that's cool.


helo please are u intaressted in doin housegirl work & be provide nice uniform including free lunch & dinner & u will be paid a cool 25k(25000 naira a month.this is a shance for u to make extra money. Do u want please?(no oofense) smiley
Politics / Re: More Pictures Of The Osogbo-Ila-Odo Roads Commissioned By Governor Adeleke by MechanicMike: 10:00am On Jul 15, 2023
vivaciousvivi:

I had erroneously gone with the flow of the media when they dubbed him "the dancing governor" a while back. I was irritated that I didn't hear much concerning his manifesto during his campaign and couldn't understand why anyone would vote him in. I was wrong. This man is clearly working. I am glad I was probed wrong and the people of Osun are reaping some dividends from his appointment.

helo please are u intaressted in doin housegirl work & be provide nice uniform including free lunch & dinner & u will be paid a cool 25k(25000 naira a month.this is a shance for u to make extra money. Do u want please?(no oofense) smiley
Education / Re: JAMB Proposes Mobile Phones For 2023 UTME by MechanicMike: 9:57am On Jul 15, 2023
Waakanda:
Way to go cheesy

helo please are u intaressted in doin housegirl work & be provide nice uniform including free lunch & dinner & u will be paid a cool 25k(25000 naira a month.this is a shance for u to make extra money. Do u want please?(no oofense) smiley
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Ex-Convict, 54 Others For Alleged Internet Fraud In Oyo by MechanicMike: 7:10am On Jul 15, 2023
Politics / Re: Gunmen Scare In Anambra, As Parents Rush To Withdraw Children From Schools by MechanicMike: 9:55pm On Jul 14, 2023
beerfraud:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/gunmen-scare-in-anambra-as-parents-rush-to-withdraw-children-from-schools/

IBO TERRRORIST again....WHEN WILL THIS IBO TERRRRORIST IPOB NNAMDI KANO PEOPLE STOP ??(no oofense)) angry
Celebrities / Re: Life Is Mystery: Photos Of Celebrities Who Existed Before And Later Reincarnated by MechanicMike: 9:18pm On Jul 14, 2023
Aditkd:
Greetings. To me, they all just have almost the same bone structure. My little opinion. Thank you

Helo pls can my millionaire uncle hire u for 20k ..cash to do housegirl work for only 2 week? U can earn xtra moiney !!(TANK ME LATER)..no oofencse wink
Family / Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by MechanicMike: 7:15pm On Jul 14, 2023
mariahAngel:


Your "millionaire uncle" should get you a private tutor with the 25,000 instead.
"No ofeincse" undecided

You very rudes you sabaculationista faragaralolopick rude thing..
See Yor head like a chickens..and then u complain u can't find mans on nairaland!!!! angry
Family / Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by MechanicMike: 7:14pm On Jul 14, 2023
mariahAngel:


Your "millionaire uncle" should get you a private tutor with the 25,000 instead.
"No ofeincse" undecided

angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Name One Social Media Slang You Dislike by MechanicMike: 7:13pm On Jul 14, 2023
labake1:



Hello my Aunt is a billionaire, please are u interested in doing houseboy work to make extra money & u will be provided uniform. You will earn a cool 50,000 (50K0 a months. What your number & are u interested please?(no ofense) undecided🖕

angry
Family / Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by MechanicMike: 3:27pm On Jul 14, 2023
mariahAngel:
Tales of a story teller.

Dude! I get that you're a writer and all, but you overdid it with this one.

I stopped at A terrible, awful smell from the coven of hell enveloped me, making even the six-month-old baby of my neighbor's wife, who has never said any reasonable word since her birth, shout "Chineke Nna".
I mean, prrrrrrh! 🙄

What are we? A bunch of 6 year olds? 🤷🏽
Next time, try to make it a bit 🤏🏼more believable at least.
Thank you.😌

helo my uncle is a milllionaire.please are u intarested in doin housegirl work to make extra moiney & u will be provided uniform.u will earn a cool 25,000 (25K0 a months. was yor nomba & are u intaresssted please?(no ofeincse) smiley
Food / Re: Kenyan Chef, Maliha Mohammed Wants To Break Hilda Baci's Record, Seeks Donations by MechanicMike: 3:26pm On Jul 14, 2023
Nickymezor:
Food mata smiley

helo my uncle is a milllionaire.please are u intarested in doin housegirl work to make extra moiney & u will be provided uniform.u will earn a cool 25,000 (25K0 a months. was yor nomba & are u intaresssted please?(no ofeincse) smiley
Food / Re: Have You Ever Known Or Met Someone Who Could Eat So Much At A Sitting. by MechanicMike: 3:26pm On Jul 14, 2023
Nmezor:
I see but ur not chubby sha...

helo my uncle is a milllionaire.please are u intarested in doin housegirl work to make extra moiney & u will be provided uniform.u will earn a cool 25,000 (25K0 a months. was yor nomba & are u intaresssted please?(no ofeincse) smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: Name One Social Media Slang You Dislike by MechanicMike: 3:26pm On Jul 14, 2023
labake1:



If you can't answer the question, pack one side Sis

helo my uncle is a milllionaire.please are u intarested in doin housegirl work to make extra moiney & u will be provided uniform.u will earn a cool 25,000 (25K0 a months. was yor nomba & are u intaresssted please?(no ofeincse) smiley
Romance / Re: Why Can't Black People Admit That Whites Are More Physically Attractive? by MechanicMike: 3:25pm On Jul 14, 2023
DaisyMellow:


Lol. Why did you edit out the arguments I made? You claimed the climate has direct effect on morphological features, an argument born of pure, unbridled ignorance that no one who has read a book on genetics will ever make. Nothing you said here addresses the points I made which you carefully edited when you quoted my post. You are just rambling incoherently.

Since you are trying so hard to be dense, let me educate you. The environment can affect the skin color of a person, but these changes aren't passed down to the children. This is because it is the genes that contain the information that defines morphological features in a human, and the climate has not effect on the genes. Genetic mutation is what alters the genome, not climatic factors.

helo my uncle is a milllionaire.please are u intarested in doin housegirl work to make extra moiney & u will be provided uniform.u will earn a cool 25,000 (25K0 a months. was yor nomba & are u intaresssted please?(no ofeincse) smiley

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Romance / Re: Why Can't Black People Admit That Whites Are More Physically Attractive? by MechanicMike: 3:01pm On Jul 14, 2023
siofra:



You're the dumb one here. Because I said rich black people are more attractive than poor black people doesn't mean I meant it in absolutes.

I'm talking about humans here, so there will always be variation and outliers. Don't act dumb with me, honey.

hEY Siofra, ignore this ilitares childrens please....are u intaresssted in acting in a high budget porrn movie with me so they can make u a star & u will appper in pleanty nolllywoood movie?...u will be paid a coool 20,000 naira (20k) a months. Arer u intaresstedd please? ....its juss me & u & no camera allow. U intaressted please? cheesy

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Romance / Re: We Pay Men To Knack Us In Germany - African Lady Cries Out (Video) by MechanicMike: 10:40pm On Jul 13, 2023
siofra:
Just buy vibrator .


Kaiiii...u want me to buy vibrator before I get some?? Are u sayin my priiiiik not big enough?? smiley
Romance / Re: I Can Build This For You With Only N50m by MechanicMike: 7:50pm On Jul 12, 2023
RTID:
I can build this for you with only N50m if you already have land and water for the swimming pool.

DM me let’s do business


With brick or with Lego sir?(no oofense) angry

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Health / Re: Nigeria May Record 700,000 Unwanted Pregnancies In 2023- UNDP by MechanicMike: 7:13pm On Jul 12, 2023

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows New Curvy Body After Surgery by MechanicMike: 6:56pm On Jul 12, 2023
EriMma1:
Wao! This is so unbelievable. Hear what he has to say about his new body.



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CumPbQBolLc7OQEMrkh9AM40QzA4D5FoQkPNPc0/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==


kaiiiiiii......on every mans mind right now:
......very very very veryyyyyy. yaaaaaaaannsssssshable....no rubbber!!!! (((No oofencse))
cheesy
Education / Re: Igbo Girl Reveals How A Yoruba Name Appeared On Her JAMB Result by MechanicMike: 12:08pm On Jul 12, 2023
Adachizzy:
It seems Jamb is now doing apprenticeship with INEC

Zhelo..please are u intaressted in doin house girl work for my MILLLLIONAIRE uncle...he will pay I a coool 25k (25.000 naira a months) & u will be provided house girl uniform.please are u intaressted please?(no oofense) smiley
Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by MechanicMike: 12:05pm On Jul 12, 2023
Godwin5766:
you no get sense at all


So BECUZ u don't have moiney to toast Nigerian women, u abuse them...corrrrrect?. Shame on u for BEGGGING for womens, shame for u for being broke, shame for u for not being able to toast women ..shame on u for disgrasing Nigeria & son,shame on u for lacccccking swaaaasgaaa!!!!(no oofense) angry

Romance / Re: Need A Girl In Ajah Lagos by MechanicMike: 7:40am On Jul 12, 2023
ndi4luv:
I’m a single guy who needs a girl to spend time with around Ajah Lagos chat me up 0️⃣8️⃣1️⃣6️⃣0️⃣7️⃣9️⃣6️⃣0️⃣9️⃣5️⃣

Nmezor live in aja sir!!!((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by MechanicMike: 7:37am On Jul 12, 2023
Battlefield2:
I have this neighbour,she lives opposite my Flat.....she is an average girl,jovial and all that

She has a fiance that is very insecure, I mean this guy calls her like 15times in a day, pleading the girl not to cheat on her and the girl keeps assuring the guy he won't

The reason I said you should never trust any lady is that I fvck this girl almost every time.
The first time was when I entered her room and I touched her,she told me she loves my hand that its so soft, and she pleaded with me to touch her again....ever since then,its bang, bang, bang.

She will call me,strip herself naked,plead with me to massage her body, I touch every part of her, I mean EVERY part, even places I know her fiance may not have touched and after that,its bang bang......then after we clean up,she calls her man, and they both do their lovey lovey stuff and then off to bed and I crash in my own apartment


Yesterday night was no different, the guy requested for a video call,they did their thing and bid eachoda goodnight and she begged me for the "touch" again....After that,I fvcked her and littered her bed with plenty cvm before picking my shirt and heading to my flat to sleep

This early morning,the guy has called again and they are busy doing their lovey lovey stuff again

Do not trust ladies......If you do, you are setting yourself up for immature death....I swear, MOST of them are hoes.


^^^^^ side effffect of rejection(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by MechanicMike: 7:36am On Jul 12, 2023
Battlefield2:
I have this neighbour,she lives opposite my Flat.....she is an average girl,jovial and all that

She has a fiance that is very insecure, I mean this guy calls her like 15times in a day, pleading the girl not to cheat on her and the girl keeps assuring the guy he won't

The reason I said you should never trust any lady is that I fvck this girl almost every time.
The first time was when I entered her room and I touched her,she told me she loves my hand that its so soft, and she pleaded with me to touch her again....ever since then,its bang, bang, bang.

She will call me,strip herself naked,plead with me to massage her body, I touch every part of her, I mean EVERY part, even places I know her fiance may not have touched and after that,its bang bang......then after we clean up,she calls her man, and they both do their lovey lovey stuff and then off to bed and I crash in my own apartment


Yesterday night was no different, the guy requested for a video call,they did their thing and bid eachoda goodnight and she begged me for the "touch" again....After that,I fvcked her and littered her bed with plenty cvm before picking my shirt and heading to my flat to sleep

This early morning,the guy has called again and they are busy doing their lovey lovey stuff again

Do not trust ladies......If you do, you are setting yourself up for immature death....I swear, MOST of them are hoes.


angry
Romance / Re: What Is The Difference Between Masturbation And Sex by MechanicMike: 7:35am On Jul 12, 2023
Bmaster:
Very much different.
Masturbation saves you against STDs.
Saves your money for you.

The only side effects of masturbation is that it will make you lose interest on women,which on my own opinion is the primary target.(to quench hunger for sex)

Sex itself(though is much sweeter and more enjoyable)diminishes the value of money or your account balance.
Even with condom its still not 100% safe,unless there ain't no oral pre-intimacy


So u Rada stick Yor priiiiik between 2pillowcase than to sleep wit olosho....corrrrrect??....son are u ok sir?(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: What Is The Difference Between Masturbation And Sex by MechanicMike: 7:33am On Jul 12, 2023
Bmaster:
Very much different.
Masturbation saves you against STDs.
Saves your money for you.

The only side effects of masturbation is that it will make you lose interest on women,which on my own opinion is the primary target.(to quench hunger for sex)

Sex itself(though is much sweeter and more enjoyable)diminishes the value of money or your account balance.
Even with condom its still not 100% safe,unless there ain't no oral pre-intimacy

angry
Romance / Re: My Girl Is Linking Me To Another Girl by MechanicMike: 7:30am On Jul 12, 2023
Clashhh1:
Hope y'all having a good day? I've got a question.

I've been single for over 5 years cus my last relationship was hell on earth.

All these while I've had this girl who used to be my mate back in secondary school. We got along real good but she made it clear she doesn't want any relationship with me cus of reasons better known to her and wants just sex anytime we meet.

Lately we met and she's wondering why I'm still single then later said she's gonna link me up with a friend of hers who she sees as a daughter (God mother as them call am).

The said girl is beautiful no doubts and she's already done all the talking to my surprise. She gave me the girls contact and said I should just contact her and we probably won't see as we used to.

Now my question is, what could be her motives for that. It's really confusing.


So Yor wife askin u for 3some & u refuse?.....bro are u gay sir??(no ooofencse)) angry
Romance / Re: My Girl Is Linking Me To Another Girl by MechanicMike: 7:29am On Jul 12, 2023
Clashhh1:
Hope y'all having a good day? I've got a question.

I've been single for over 5 years cus my last relationship was hell on earth.

All these while I've had this girl who used to be my mate back in secondary school. We got along real good but she made it clear she doesn't want any relationship with me cus of reasons better known to her and wants just sex anytime we meet.

Lately we met and she's wondering why I'm still single then later said she's gonna link me up with a friend of hers who she sees as a daughter (God mother as them call am).

The said girl is beautiful no doubts and she's already done all the talking to my surprise. She gave me the girls contact and said I should just contact her and we probably won't see as we used to.

Now my question is, what could be her motives for that. It's really confusing.


angry
Romance / Re: Igbo People Have White Genetics (photos) by MechanicMike: 7:28am On Jul 12, 2023
UdeywhineMe:
yes , Igbo women where the only ones that bleeped anyhow

Siofra is IBO but don't loooooklike halfcast thou smiley
Romance / Re: Igbo People Have White Genetics (photos) by MechanicMike: 7:26am On Jul 12, 2023
Infolenka:
Why does every half caste person born from a mixture of white and black parents ALWAYS resemble a typical igbo person ? This is especially true among the female half castes who are almost indistinguishable from light skin Igbo women.

I think during the slave trade period a lot of white settlers slept with lots of Igbo women and this is the origin of all these light skin beautiful Igbo women that look exactly like half caste women.



So all IBO womens with there mustache & beard loooooooklike halfcast to u.....corrrrrrrect??...
Bro, are u ok sir!!!?((no oofencse)) angry

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