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idris4r83:
Chaiiiiiiiiiiii! Where i go c this girl to impregnate?

What of she deletes the pregnancy

khome:
She no dey brush?

Yes

So Peter is "dodo"
Like for dodo share for beans

khome:
Atimes, everythn go just tire, u go dey eye house chores self

The only thing wey no fit tire me na to brush my teeth.

sometimes I dey lazy to bath, I might miss a day at most. but not to brush? mba

The logo is very fine

These guys are 40? Money is good

Who would wanna be buried in a Nokia phone? Where is Samsung and iPhone coffin?

One person collect award for the best in West Africa while the other collected for the best in Africa

So now tell me who is the boss?

How are you sure it is DSTV? what if it is TSTV?

Was she a virgin?

When I am hungry and you asking me stupid questions

see as she dey cuddle car

People dey snap pre wedding pictures with their spouse, you dey snap with your car. kwontinu

I'm very sure one guy is tired of all these poo's house (ile igbe).

TEAMvido:
na female pahint they give joy you now ?...
hope say u never begin run enter street .
...
abeg the guy below me bring your dog chain along .
..this one don pass ordinary face ....

I no get dog

That could be your sister's pant or you may be a pant seller.

7 oh Lord
How does she survive?

This guy matter tire me. I swear!

Breasts cancer loading if you don't stop.

End time proposal
Who are those iidiots snapping them and smiling? end time photogrphers

Yes!
It is true, you are nobody's mate.
You are nobody's mate in craziness.

Passy089:
if u de see d breast and nyash everyday, e no go tire you?

Love will not make it tire you

After writing my UTME exam I know that my Dad will ask me to re do it and I know that I didn't do well so after the exam I threw away the exam question. When my Dad came to pick me I told him I forgot it in the exam centre so he said we should go back to find it. when we were going I directed him to the wrong place and we started driving Into the bush until we found a man that directed us to the right place. when we got there I was pretending to be looking for it but we didn't find it, as we were walking to the car, one stupid boy was walking along with freshly cut long canes and my dad collected them from him and thrashed the hell out of me.

In the olden days when money had value, someone gave me 5 naira! I was so happy and I showed it to my mum, she then said I should spend 2 naira and keep 3 naira in my piggy bank. I spent 3 naira and kept 2 naira on the shelf, when she saw it ehn she beat me like mad. That beating taught me how to spend wisely till today.

It was time for Islamic school, my Mum was not around. so I told my 2 younger siblings to go that I will wait at home for Mum, they refused and said I should go instead. When my Mum came back she was surprised to see us at home and she said "eh! what are you doing at home?" my siblings quickly ran away and left me with Mum. I cannot forget the slapping on the back and pinches I received that day.

I think Chelsea will lose.
But it is football, anything can happen

You win some, you lose some. The lesson is that you should learn to move one when you lose.

You can drink it but you cannot commercialise it. I don't think it has any health benefits to adults except babies

It is a very stupid thing to do.

So if I want to do the do, I will have to go to my wife's room abi?

If cold just dey catch me for middle of the night, I go come wake up waka go wife's room to go and cuddle abi?

No dicussion before going to bed

And I won't wake up to first see her in the morning

e no make sense abeg...

I know some will be saying privacy but what yeye privacy do you want from your partner?

Way more crazier
I mean the looks of the pocket.
I have heard several girls say "na fine boy we wan chop?"

Girls can be snatched for many reasons, a cultist toasting them is one of the reasons. She might still like her bf but the fear of the cultist will make her leave the bf.