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That shiii looks like murder.

I used to think only men have this problem

Is idris his name?

Fair enough

Very funny

R0ckefeller:
come to akure and see for yourself Thomas

Funny enough that was my nickname in secondary school.

Before she comot prison the old woman for don die

Driving lesson?
I taught myself driving with many bashings.
If Pman don travel, driving lesson don start

iamJ:
be humble

I can be very generous
U can count abi

Can you gimme some that you might waste?

Lemme not lie, I will first of all flex very well
But I have some small startups that the money will be useful for.

Lies
I can never believe this.

You should take that to the hospital not Nairaland

People are funny

That was a party right?
What if they were dancing and rocking each other, would you call that assault?

If this had happened in a school or bank you can call it assault, but this is a club.

I hope you understand?

DanseMacabre:


Rat poison and battery extract? She wan kill her soul and spirit join


Seriously though, who kills themselves over poor grades. First year grades that can be corrected.

Failing my first year make me think deeply and turned things around.

A marriage that will fail will fail even if you are perfect

JSS3 debate topic

You get sense.
Next time you see her, give her a shovel to go dig for some gold else where.

A guy should respect every girl, even hoes?

2face said
"Don't start wetin you no go fit to finish"

Nothing good come easy

20 days is too small for you to lose belly fat. it requires more time and dedication. if you are lazy, your stomach can never be flat.

you can have a flat stomach and eat whatever you want s long as you are not lazy

Na so e suppose be

gmaribel:
...lol if there are 50 women dressed exactly as this how will you know your own... Na gobe be that o.

but your own go know you

I am confused
Which part of the North has a beach??

9japrof:
In a porous environment like Nigeria where security cannot be guaranteed, nicap should be banned Shekinah.

Buh the truth is that sentimentalism no go gree northern Muslims agree. The worse is that most of these ladies who cover faces are ugly as fork, so what are they hiding

You know nothing.

As they say
"You are no longer broke once you clock 30, You are now Poor"

Ugoeze2016:
Happy belated sir
Someone is game of thrones fan

Everybody is Game of Thrones fan

Someone just moved to the neighbourhood, so he named his wifi
"I'm in love with Emily"
Emily is the hot girl next door
Then Emily's Mum renamed their wifi
"Emily is engaged"

The cat should now die

We know he is innocent all along.

will his club let him go?