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I don't know how people have a hard on when it comes to little children.

We all know this, people are just too lazy to farm.

What if I told you she left the umbrella on purpose?

profnigga:
agbalagbi ...... long live mama

You are still praying long live to this old mama? what will she be doing?

9ice, see what you have caused now. ...

Evaberry:
lol
Some girls who earn better than their boyfriends demand more
It depends on the female.


This dude just wants to escape responsibility.

A man who has balls will never be scared of bills.

Hustle hard and bills will be scared of you!

I wish it is that simple

So na she burn my Instagram, no wonder I no dey log in again.

AnonyNymous:
Please don't be hypocrites, we all watch Game of Thrones and enjoy it when we see Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen) naked. . . nobody calls her an ashewo or olosho. So why attack her. . .its her industry, its not like she's having sex on camera. If a movie requires nudity to have more effect (such as Cersei Lannister's (Lena Headey) walk of shame) then why should she not act the scene if she is talented enough and paid well?

I just want to say something, no vex

That was not Cersei's real nude body, a double was used.

Any parent that opposes their children's choice of whom to marry is very selfish

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Abeg if you no get , oney how you wan invest? no be job you go do to get money so you can invest?

eh ehn
So that I can have hypertension abi?
Thank you.

Hmmmn

When you put the first letter of each word to the back of each word it still means the same thing.

(b)anana or anana(b)

Will I be able to use it to write people's destiny?

Maybe she don stop for one guy's house, she doesn't feel like going around again

If I no see am face to face I won't believe. pictures too dey lie

I was expecting to see a very nice kitchen

Amberon11:
The funny thing is their kids don't go around shouting OBO and calling people broke.

You don't know their kids

alexialin:
Op don't mind peeps saying u should change to a bad guy
If u are naturally a good guy, and u change to bad guy because of having a good woman, my dear u will feel empty and become entangled with your true nature and the make believe nature.
Dont change, u wil just waste precious time pretending to be who u are not. And u will look back and regret afterwards. Cause come what may, u will still end up as you are. How long will u play such role to keep a good girl that drools over a bad guy.

There are good girls out there that crave for a good loyal guy. Be patient. U will have one by your side. Just be patient and work on yourself, your dress code and communication skills. Add swags to it. But dont change to a bad guy.
It doesnt work for every guy out there.

I turned into a semi bad girl thinking it would help my love life cos deep down i cant fully become a bad gurl or slay queen, at the end I felt like a totally different person. Which end up making me feel empty and unfulfilled. So, I went back to the drawing board and retraced my steps back, cut off guys who wants a bad girl ( that tag is not for me) and focus on bn who I am,

Which is a mummy's girl ( even though shes late, am still her girl)

And I love myself die!

I just love who I am now, no apologies whatsoever.

Hate me or love me? I don't care. Its my life.

So have crossed that bridge and am better off this way and at peace inside out.


And I love good guys with sharp dress code, great goals and good communication skills..

Bad guys, I run like kilode from

OP, try your luck with this one.

OrdercityWeb:
Yeah we all do these things but no one ever admits he/she does them.
So what are those things we all do but no one has ever admitted doing them. These are some i could think of:


1) Farting in a crowded place and pretending someone else did it.

2) Seeing a random person and imagining spending the rest of your life with them.

3) Judging people on the basis of what they wear and look like. (Most people deny this but they do it subconsciously)

4) Overthinking conversations after saying goodbye.

5) You keep asking questions for the sake of continuing the conversation.

6) Peeing in the shower.

7) Farting loudly when no one is around.

Taking a look at a guy/lady you find attractive.

9) Watching PORN

10) We all speak against tribalism on Nairaland, yet we still like comments that support our tribe and insults another

Add yours in the comments

I smell QUORA

LastMumu:
17. Don't walk on/by the road when you talk, instead stop and finish your phone call before walking.

You will experience Inattention Blindness (you may be looking at an object but you'll fail to register it or process what it is).
The human brain cannot multitask. Walking and talking on a cell phone are two thinking tasks that involve many areas of the brain. Instead of processing both simultaneously, the brain rapidly switches between two cognitive activities.
Cell phone use reduces pedestrian safety. It shuts the world around, makes you blind to danger and is one of the leading causes of death for pedestrians.



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18. When involved in an accident and a medical rescue team is on site, don't go about screaming your lungs out "help me! Help me! Yeparipa!"..... Make little or no sound as it is a well known fact that the less injured are usually the most vocal in an accident. The silent ones are most times attended to first as it is assumed they are CRITICALLY injured.

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Yeparipa got me...lol

usman3688:
Alhamdullilah! I give gratitude two Almighty Allah for this immensely great favour he bestowed on me.
I actually started applying for jobs a month before my POP which I did on May 4th and as Allah will have it, one of the places I applied for a lecturing job (my state polytechnic) called me to come for my appointment letter on 20th of july , just 2months and some days after service. Although its a part time lecturing job, I believe its a good place to lunch my career and I also believe the appointment will be made fulltime by the end of the year In Shaa Allah.

What of Dinner

Maybe it will allow you spy on your partner

1Sharon:
Here we go again.

Bleaching is not always harmful, doctors even prescribe hydroquinone. But applying those creams on a newborn, I don't think is right.


I wonder why woman that relax their daughters hair don't get much heat?

Nigeria is not a country that appreciates dark skin. Someone here called the woman on my profile a black demon.

This is all a charade.

So you are afraid of being called names?

kalvoken:
Explorers been exploring since the creation of nairaland.

Rear gem

Rear as in back?

I have never been a victim of strike before, but I used to think that the strike will create more time for me to MEMORISE all my materials.

This is what I did during subsidy

Those you are arguing about doesn't even know you exist

How did you know all these theories?

Did you read the book?

lycan2:
SPOILER ALERT GOT LITTLE FINGER DIES AND A DRAGON IS TURNED INTO A WHITE WALKER

I don't care about little finger.

A dragon white walker is chaos

adezjamz:
Gas shouldn't be more than #50 per kg.
Isn't it flared initially? ??

It is still being flared.

Khutie:
°°°Hala Madrid! Barcelona dem stl dey mourn the rebel-departure of Neymar.
Khorrect score...Madrid 3-1 Barcelona

You be witch?
How much did you win?

NkayTiana:
Since2015 and am sooooooooooo tired of it.. praying for provision

Babe lemme buy you a new one