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Jessidaisy4:
Did the supposed friend grant you permission to post his/her photo on Nairaland? You could get sued for that

In this Nigeria?

I know many of US find it difficult to wake up early even with the alarm

So I will tell you a trick that might put an end to that so you can get up early for work or that interview or that lecture.

Do you know there is an alarm clock that shreds money? How does this works?

Lemme tell you

Put a 500 naira note in the alarm clock and once the alarm rings and you didn't get up to put it off, it shreds your money into pieces

No one will want their 500 shredded in this era.

Animal porrn

Thisis2raw:
Tuface himself is actually becoming a flop,he's just living on past glory

You wey never flop, who you epp?

CindyeMerAld:
to tell u the truth......that girl no get breast at all

The boy like am like that

Talk2Bella:
why would he?

Possibly to mess with the relationship.

Where is the make up free photo?

The lover goes to toilet a lot

What if the Ex is lying?

Linda o.... Linda

See husband

jonaifame22:
All you need is a good and workn dick to restore ur factory settings

You no lie

.........Konji na bastard na.....

TunezMediaTV

Please what is the difference between DMV and HKN?

dollyjoy:
Good evening people

Just thought we could have some nice time despite all the shít going down this section.

As the topic says, what do you admire about the opposite sex? What's that thing that when you see you can't get your eyes off him/her?

Even though i Wouldn't want to be a male if given the chance, there are things i really admire in them. Let me just let you guys on one attribute that I admire in guys

i admire their bears and also when a guy has deep voice.

Let's hear yours

I have a fine beard...... how far na?

firstking01:
And what was your response??

I tell her make we run away

spacyzuma:
Scary.

The damn snake was greedy and deserved to die.

Why swallow two goats at once? It should have eaten the male goat only, and left. Then after some weeks, come back and eat the female goat (after she's delivered). Then come back after a few weeks to eat the kid.

Snakes don't have sense like humans

favourmic:
Moon festival

You mean it's was created by man not from heaven

Not from heaven

favourmic:
Which one be giant moon



Can someone explain

It is a large baloon to represent the moon as they are celebrating a moon festival

She said

"I like your personality and I love everything about you but my parent will not agree"

DjAndroid:
This Funke ugly sha

You can't say ugly, she just not fine but not ugly,

OneManLegion:
How the Bros rushed to start flirting..


No time..

Flirting na flirting rushed or not

LadyMercedes:
Thank you.

No, I don't. I'm just a car enthusiast. Especially, Mercedes-Benz

You like Benz? Wow

I like you because you like Benz

Na so them go talk but not do.

My Qur'an says

"So after hardship there is relief

And verily after hardship there is relief"

So for every hardship there are two relieves and one hardship cannot over come two relieves, so just be patient as God love those that are patient.

This is barbaric and very wicked

White spots?

Isn't that what you get when you wave your hands when some certain birds flew by and sing

leke leke bunmi loruka

o mun dudu lo, o mu pupa bowale

olorunwa90:
Please, NLers, have u been told, that your are addicted to NL ?

B'cos I can't do without checking NL, each minutes. Even though, have never gotten to Fp for onces.

Cc.
Seun
Lalasticlala

Stop being addicted for [b][onces/b]

Stalker365:
Did I mention I was a broke ass punk. Bruh don't insinuate. So I just throw money in her face and she agrees to date me huh

No vex

What I'm saying is that babes are more attracted to money than poems

See your mouth....

Poem kor poem no

You better go and get money.

I love cats like crazy!

But black cats scares me

I will burn it without blinking