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Lol devil don smile big time.

funmisticqueen:
Start charging him per round, add 50% extra for his fetish. Girl you have issues

Is that what you'll do in same circumstances? I think she should quit. Except she can't be sure if another man will marry her again.

CHoccolaTE:
Hahahaha

This topic always pains men

Men are such hypocrites.
They go about declaring that they hate marriages
And have no need for it
Marriage is bondage,
Etc etc

But when women open their mouths to say they are happier without marriages just like men they get angry and forcefully insist that women want and desire marriage

Who seems to be happier in wedding ceremonies?. Bride or groom. Who seems to likely be seen in deliverance sessions or Shiloh praying for marriage? Man or woman. Who is more likely to get married to a couple and become second wife or second husband? Man or woman.

amiibaby:
Uncle go and hustle

I guess hustle is not made for you. Why?

Somebody gave birth to this thing and went to church for Thanksgiving and child dedication. Immediately, Satan took over.

Pettyprincess:
What i know is that my parents can't dictates who i get married to.

Yea

Pettyprincess:
Oga you need brain reset

Lol

seunmohmoh:
The day he does Is the day he will go down. Watin even concern me, for now I don't attend church.

Lol u wan join ppl wey d cause problems abi

Not my problems.

SLAP44:
Hypocrisy.

You should have reacted to the first tribal bashing before r reacting to the second wickedness.

Broke a bottle on her head? Are you kidding me? Woe betide any woman that tries this with my sis or my babe. If you no rot in jail know say I no be human being. Didn't it bother you the girl may suffer a fractured skull that will take the rest of her life to treat or worse still drop dead immediately and you're comparing with ethnic insults.


I go just arrest the woman with the police and lock her up then file a two count charge of aggravated assault and battery and attempted murder which will attract a fine of 250k to the state, another 250k in damages and a period of 9 months in jail.

SLAP44:


Same thing happened in our compound, my elder bro brought back this girl to marry in Mbaise Imo state, my auntie was happy, but when she spoke to the girl and she was like, "Auntie doo, I no dey hear Ib,,,,, she couldn't complete the sentence and my auntie took the coke I brought for her and broke on the poor girl's head. See wahala that day

The poor Edo girl ran and my aunt chased her with a cane, flogging her all the way to the bus stop, my elder bro was helpless as it was my auntie who trained him in university.

The poor Edo girl was rejected because one wicked Edo woman who lived in my uncles house in Benin was using witchcraft to suck my auntie business.

So ur brother came home with his babe and ur aunt unleashed this wickedness on her ur bro no fit defend the girl? I wonder where girl meet this kind guys at. What if the supposed aunt killed the girl from the aggravated assault and battery?

Lol brilliant 100k too small. This memes suppose start with 1m.

Now sowore will know better when next he's asked to chose between buhari and gej

BonkoINC:
2050 ke..

Bro.. I use a 48mp camera phone(single).. that's minus the other two cameras (wide angle and co)

Haven't you bn following the tech world.. MI just released a fone with over 100mp...

There are new fones coming out this year with 64mp..

2050.. I doubt if there will still be cameras..
I think some sort of AI will be embedded into our eyes to capture crystal clear reality images.

OK thanks I do not follow tech, I follow medicine. I won't report you for ban anyway your choice of words shows objectivity. I don't baby sit low lives on nairaland.

So I jejely close for work and driving home in the night then I make a brief stop to negotiate a bend and a dirty worthless and useless thing rushes to my window to flash boobs that are not even fit to be thrown to dogs to avoid giving them typhoid looking for a customer for the night and I have to be blamed for that. A lady graduates from the uni with me both of us in the same class I work on my career and she chose prosritution and it's my fault. Una de craze

Pettyprincess:
Wow!!! Never knew all this stuff
Thanks so much!! Really appreciate

You're welcome.

I believe by 2050, phones will be coming with 50mp camera and the network them will be predominantly 5G. The data cap for a month will be 10Gb and if you have just 1Gb then u never wan browse. That's the idea.

People are missing a lot on this data bundle consumption stuffs. No network provider offers you a longer lasting data bundle or something like that. The issue is with the way internet devices are advancing. You are on a video call with a person using a 13mp camera and you expect data consumption to be same as a camera of 1.3 mp. When I was using my Nokia 5200, 100mb costs 1k and lasts a whole month and u can't exhaust it. Back then internet is basically texts and pictures snapped with 0.3mp camera. Hardly is one picture snapped with phone camera more than 100kb in size. Fast forward to now, the internet has become so advanced that web pages have video players embedded all playing different graphics and pictures have become better from high resolution devices producing pictures of upto 2mb. 1 GB now lasts only 2 days for me as a result. Best you can do is to downgrade your connectivity broadband so that instead of using 4G which energises all the graphics scripts in webpages to be active you use 3G and consume less. With 5G network, 1Gb can't stay more than 24hrs.

AlphaDavid:
OP doesn't want to divulge that. Why not mind your own business

You're not even the op. How do you cope like this? Having no business to mind, just wandering.

Fountainofyouth:
Is one of your fetish marrying a lady you met on nairaland? Or you enjoy opening threads regarding that to get more slanders from kids on the female gender?

Typical example.

Hey. Atokwam

Guest007:
Your obsession with prick is worrying...

Everyone is obsessed with what pays the bill.

Pettyprincess:
Hmm okay
If only you saw a deleted post of how they insulted the hell out of me simply because i gave my opinion nd i reciprocate the insult nd boom i got banned

Lol they run this place.

Sowore follow bring this Satan emissary upon this country so whaddaya mean caution fg

Pettyprincess:
Probably you part of the bitter guys that reported me
Bt no one reported those that were insulting me o.

No I'm not close to anything bitter. A lot of people come here and cause trouble. Insulting people and saying hateful things. Only a couple of days ban help keep them in check. The little time I spend here to laugh isn't used to insult or report anyone.

Which country is that pls.

Pettyprincess:
Lol i gave them back to back on Monday bt i was ban for three days

Good

Rekhina:
U will as well show me your bigdick ,I put it to you that you have a big fat black Peniis , people like you criticize any female Energizer na today ? Abegi E don tey

No be nairaland again , Funmisticqueen might be a man afterall

Lol

AstroG:
Who's this One ?

Lol baba u no get chill at all. No forget say you go born babes oo.

Regiomontanus:
Nairalandposter lacks basic education.

Lol univeral basic education

The way I see black monkeys castigating the op over his English language fluency is making me think if Nigerians are actually cursed.