Righteousness2:
6 Packs >>> Good
6 Cars >>>> Good
6 Packs + 6 Cars - Genuie Relationship with JESUS Christ = Waste and Useless

Mumu always on every thread. What has your jesus down for u?

masterP042:

Fear of the unknown. It shows you guys just worship God out of fear. That's the main shackle tying many to religion.
I made a simple common sense statement. It's just like if Nigeria progresses, u thank Trump, but if it goes south you blame Buhari. Does it make sense? The person that takes the praises supposed to take the blame. I can't deceive myself.
Although, it's only mentally weak individuals that always find who to blame or hold responsible for their own actions. I am 100 percent responsible for my actions, gains and losses. I don't blame any God or Satan anywhere

thank you my brother. U said it all. Religious brainwashed people will.think otherwise

alBHAGDADI:

There's so much panic out there concerning the COVID-19 vaccines which some quarters are afraid of, not only because vaccines could affect their health but because some are linking it with the Mark of the Beast spoken of in the Bible.

This article is positioned to teach people how not to be afraid of the times we are in despite the multiple controversial stories out there. It is also to teach people what they can do to prevent themselves from receiving the mark of the beast in whatever form it comes in.

Kindly exercise patience in reading this article because it is lengthy but filled with good information and Good News.

Let me start by explaining what satan wants to do in the end times which I believe we already are in, but because we are eating, drinking and getting married like the people of Noah's time, we do not know that the Ark is ready and the flood is coming.


On how to be born again: https://www.nairaland.com/6271439/what-it-truly-means-born

You're ridiculously mad for this delusional post. Sorry to say

odinson1:


Guy how come you are always on Every front page worthy Thread? Asin don't you Have something doing at work

that's his work nau. Futility at its best. SMH lol

ijewejones:

Listen carefully to what the moniker above me has to say this Sunday morning...


Then ask or imagine in ur mind if mermaid wears bra

lol. Make im or her dey mumu

NiRfreak:

Just STFU.....You think you know shit. You don't know poo about life

you don't think you know. Prove that there's anything like the supernatural. STFU u too

18wheeler:
It was 2010 in Daura Katsina State . Went to the general hospital to treat a suspected malaria/typhoid. While waiting on the queue to see the doctor, some family were before me on queue with their sick daughter of about 6 yrs. Suddenly the dad who was carrying the girl on his laps asked the mum to give him water. He sprinkled some on the sick girl's face and used his Palm to wipe it downwards, closing the girl's eyes then used the girls wrapper to cover her up. He murmured a word of prayer and quietly stood up, carried the girl on his shoulder and started walking away. The girl was dead. The mum got the message, .

so sad

Twizzy30:
he was lucky. The other person that died wasn’t lucky
C’est fini !

perfect response. No be only Jesus

vastolord4:
Judging by the look of that car's framework, na only God drag you commot from that car.. you are lucky

so god wasn't strong enough to carry all of them. SMH for you lot...

Just wow! We give all the glory to Science..

I want to make it exactly 365 days not going to church. Currently at 300.. 65 more.

Righteousness89:


My Brother the World is Going Towards Digital Currencies. As Long as we are still Here! The one World Government cannot take off.

All that would Fully Come into place after we are taken away.

keep deceiving yourself lol. When you're still here. why not die already

oluwaseyi0:
To go to heaven to do what exactly?

Remember all that will be done in heaven is a repetitive monotheistic hailing of God

What will one do when he get bored after 145 years,
The mere thought of been stuck in that is creepy and not what any sane human should look forward to

Remember you won't grow older or younger, you are simply stuck, and not so many activities to ensure you are not bored, you'll probably live in one house that Jesus prepare for you ... forever

No changing to a bigger or better apartment, no amusement parks or interesting show, no reasonable job, you eat all day and shit and grow overly fat

Also how will some parents cope in heaven when their thirteen years old daughter is stuck in hell over mundane offences while the parents are in heaven, rejoicing?

apparently these guys who Believe these shit don't think. So they would have senses in heaven and feel happy their loved ones are in hell. Or no they won't be programmed to think or remember them. Meaning they're not really the ones in heaven. Buh something or someone else without feelings. While those in hell will have their earthly senses, always remembering the "wrongs" they did on earth to be in such a place. These contradictions, these fables, the lots believe. So disgusted.

KingAzubuike:
There's nothing spiritual about sleep paralysis. There's nothing like juju or jazz... There's nothing like demons. These are all myths, they are folktales

As for sleep paralysis, during the deepest phase of sleep which is REM, a neurotransmitter called glycine is released limit the body's motor function and render muscles immobile.

As for the sensation of something sitting on your chest which y'all tag as demons, that’s usually because of the way breathing is regulated in REM sleep. Because the neurotransmitter has been limiting your diaphragm to rhythmic, shallow breaths, you might feel like you can’t breathe deeply... laboured breathing which may seem as though something is pressing down and keeping your lungs from filling up with air. Unfortunately all these church people will say it's demons sitting on your chest.

I need to buy you beer. Where you dey?? No mind these brainwashed people

It's all in your head.. stop believing what you believe and see yourself get better. Spiritual things my foot

internationalman:
Ned, how can you be ugly and shapeless at the same time..

How this man arouses Regina Daniels is a wonder. I heard they use porn mostly to enhance or as a catalyst for her arousal

LMAO

Righteousness89:
Wowwww...

These are Breathtaking Architectural Wonderments.

Sincerely I am Wowed by what I am Seeing,

Just Imagine the Ingenuity of man ( The Image of God) in his Depraved mind ..

I Begin to Imagine what The OWNER and CREATOR of Man, The ALMIGHTY GOD has Over there in Heaven..

If Man Can Manufacture and Invent these Palatial Edifice,
I Begin to Imagine what is Store For All that will Make Heaven Either by Death or by Rapture..


My Lord! My GOD Whatever or Whoever is a Hinderance to My Making Heaven! You Have My Permission! Take that thing away From me! Take Such Person away From Me in JESUS Name..
Amen

mumu

itzmarvyx:
Mehn. Logical people will think it's just human error that leads to accidents like this that claim life but people that understand the mysteries of life will know that this was programmed. May their families find comfort.

seriously? mysteries? you're a joker

Choi.oboi eh. Next one sharply

Dreyton36:
PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the lable to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direct of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick piss come they worry me
I come am the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wet he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy

Blueelf:


Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.

No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.

I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth

it's a story. And there is a possibility and it's quite funny and interesting. So pack and leave the thread. Mr reality

Dicktion:

19 lines wey you drop you come dey feel like story teller the initiate suspense with a
Tedious
Artless
Poorly arranged trash

Even my ex dog won't ask for more of this

mumu leave the thread now

Tboy1419:
. The guy lies self get too much big k-leg

leave am. For us. You love the story. You know it deep down. Lol

gaby:


Wow....

Thanks so much brother. Leave me a good review on okadabooks.

A month after this incident, precisely on the 1st of July 2007 was when I met my waterloo for my yahoo and scamming exploits when the cops busted me very early in the morning with helis and ground troops surrounding my apartment while leading me away in cuffs.

Will never forget, but I thank God I was knocked back to reality after doing a year straight in the slammer and realizing the errors in my way of life.

These days, I teach and preach to the youths about the classlessness of trying to earn a living at the back of other people's lives.

You can check out and read more in my book on my signature.

Wow! It's made Mee make more research on the dreaded journey irregular migrants make.

I already left a comment and 5 star on okadabooks. Keep up the good works. I follow on Twitter now.

Dreyton36:
Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o poor man na poor man

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume , guys just surprise oo
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum)
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THEY BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

Go on. I'm laughing out loud. M

gaby:
Chaiiii...this news that year....still seems like yesterday...

it was your book I bought while reading it around the chapter you said people were arrested. I came online to Google about the incident. And I can see your comments again. So sad. Nice one though. Nice book. I bought it yesterday.

kingxsamz:
drop your thoughts.

don't mind them. They should keep praying!. My people are just so Brainwashed. It's saddening

tunjilee003:
To the op..... I'm can't really fathom out anything here pls can you tell us more about the picture to a layman term

you seriously wanna know? Do you live here in Nigeria??

Hayzed0601:

You are the perfect example of a retard.what a bias fellow,You are so gullible to the extent that your brain can't seem to assimilate what is going on in the world.Comment with sanity not like a mentally deranged being.There is no iota of Truth in the nonsense you just posted.All I see is pure hatred.Try and embrace a positive attitude towards life.

Tell him or her. He or she is a Crazy deluded fool

mosho2good:
So lets assume corona virus is the main rapture and those testing positive are the ones going to heaven what will u do���

you're not normal. I swear