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The election has already been lost and won since February.

BeLookingIDIOT:
She's always ahead of her husband. Jonathan looking clueless as usual. Is he the wife or the husband

You can only rant here on Nairaland and BeLookingIDIOT

So on point, you can't easily identify the enemy within. A lot of destinies and intellectuals have been destroyed because of their basket mouth.

Nsima should stop wasting his money at the court, he who fail to plan, plan to fail. He should have stick with the NDDC appointment.

Nah only one student give you heart attack, God bless all teachers especially Mathematics and Physics teachers for not dying of heart attack despite frustration from a full capacity class.

What is your point? Summarise it in one sentence.

Nah for African nun come know say body no be firewood.

Op sounds like a rejected man.

All they want is an already made man not handsome man. A lady will choose a toad with money over an handsome man.

Sweetheart, it seems you bought a new bag of salt today.

A cheat will always be a cheat

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Last month,I traveled to Lagos for a business conference. Usually,when I am in Lagos,I contract a Taxi Driver to take
me around. I found a young Uber Driver when I got to the airport. We had an arrangement for him to take me around
for 2 weeks.
One of the days my husband called me,I was in the taxi and he wanted to have phone s*x with me. I was conscious of
the Uber guy listening but its something I also found exciting,to have another man listening to me talk dirty to my
husband. I could tell it was very strange or awkward to the Uber guy.
I apologized to him,explaining to him that it was my husband I was talking to. He said no problem. Later on,he dropped
me at my hotel. I got a knock on my door 20 mins later and it was the Uber guy. Before I could utter a word,he pushed
me into my room and started kissing me.
In my shock,I tried to push him away. He eventually got himself an apologized for his behavior. He then said my phone
s*x with hubby previously in the car gave him a hard on. I looked at the poor man,sorry for what I had done to him. I
don’t know what came over me but immediately,I kissed him back and w both made passionate love.

It was crazy but this was my first real orgasm without using toys in many years of marriage. I found this both exciting
and dangerous. It occurred to me that I was just settling for ordinary sx in my marriage when I could have mind blowing s x
with someone ho could satisfy me.
In my 5 years of marriage,I have managed my libido just to stay happy. But I wanted now to feel alive. I cheated on my
dear husband. I did again with Uber guy one more time before I left Lagos. I just could not help myself.
Back at my base, I feel so guilty knowing what I have done. I cried and blamed myself for being so weak and allowing
my libido get a hold of my senses. I asked God to forgive me. I have been trying to put this behind me.
I wish I never met that handsome and s xy Uber guy. I wish I did not have that crazy s x phone call in his Uber. I wish I had
the courage to resist him when he came to my hotel room that night.
Until last 2 days ago. Uber guy sends me nudes of his privates. I almost fainted. He sent crazy s*xts too. I blocked him
after sending him a message not to ever contact me again. He then went to Facebook and sent me a friend request
which I declined….
But to be honest with you…I have not been myself. Managing with my husband has become very difficult. It seems
unfair to manage. All I think of is the Uber guy and want him more and more. This has affected my relationship with my
husband who has no clue what is wrong with me.

I get easily irritated and angry at him. I cringe when he touches me now cos I feel he is not satisfying me. Even the
e*x games we play have become boring to me. I love my family. I do not want my libido to destroy what we have built.
But the urge to cheat to getting higher and higher.
I have played my encounter with Uber guy in my head more than a million times. I have been tempted so strongly to
get on a flight and meet him for a randy time…I need help immediately…..

Anonymous LS Fan
From Port Harcourt (Poster’s Location has been protected as well)

Wiseandtrue:
So who do you have in mind, Ganduje

I don't have anybody in mind. But if APC is not careful fight between the North and the South west over 2023 presidential ticket may scattered the party

Wiseandtrue:
El-rufai is already crossing the T's and dotting the I's

Not that I am a fan but he will soon import people from Gaddafi

Maybe for another election not 2023

Maybe your shaved head revealed your lack of sense and the man japa

The president of Nigeria come 2023 is somewhere relaxing and people are here disturbing themselves with epistles

Chew bitter kola as if your life depends on it then come back for your testimony

Life depends on how you see or take it

Ryan03:
like is he begging her? Seriously? Someone you ought to delete her contact instantly. Where to you find such girls sef?

This grammar is too strong for me oh!

Ogah calm down, your girlfriend is in a better position to tell you what you have done wrong. Give her some time, she will pick your call.

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I got fed up and started to focus on myself and the children.That was how I started masturbating. Now,it has become a
horrible habit that is killing us. I did not just start masturbating. Any time I made advances to my husband,he would
deny me s*x and say he is tired.
I became suspicious that he is cheating with someone. I started praying to God to save our marriage. I prayed and
fasted several days. He would be chatting with the so called ladies that he is counselling. I never seen his phone but
his obsession with his phone and the many times he was home later made my suspicion stronger.
He also sends money to different girls. It cannot be just gifts. He is like the father christmas of our church. Anyone who
needs anything goes to him. I am happy that God blessed us to be able to bless others but that money now is like a
curse.

In the name of helping people who are needy,people now take advantage of my husband. Abi,he is the one taking
advantage. I know he must have slept with some of these girls. Cos,there has been a few rumors here and there. And
the girls around the rumors don’t even greet me in church.
Even when we managed to have s*x in like once in a month,it was like a chore. He would come in less than 10 seconds
and sleep off. I got really frustrated. I read books on how to communicate better with my husband and I applied some
of the things I learnt but none worked.
There was a time,I started making some health foods and drinks to try to help his quick release but my husband
refused to take them. I think he just expects me to accept my fate and suffer in silence knowing that I cannot divorce
him.
God knows that I am tired. I cry so many times and I wish I could even cheat sometimes but because of God,I will never
cheat. The only thing I have is masturbation. I do it so much that I feel so guilty and dirty. I cannot even bring myself to
tell anyone of my problem. I feel so ashamed.
And I watch porn too. God save my soul. What am I going to do? If God does not make my husband desire me
anymore,how will I control my needs? Its not that I look ugly. I am not boasting but I got a great body. I eat healthy and
exercise too to maintain my looks. I get alot of looks from other men when I am in the malls yet my own husband does
not look at me.

I have begged him to forgive me if I wronged him in anyway. But sincerely,I cannot think of any way I have wronged
him. I am emotionally tired. We have money,we have friends,children and every other thing people wish for. But our
marriage is just a big mess.

Please help me….
Mrs X…
Anonymous LS Fan

I was so relaxed, nothing to fear. I know myself.

wiseone28:
Not very far from where i live..



For the first time bloggers write the true story of what happened

True story ke! which part of NTA was burnt, so burning tyre at the entrance of NTA makes it part of NTA

I wish her speedy recovery.

You just behave as if nothing happened. Straight face

What people do to trend these days is unimaginable. Just look at their shameless faces.

J111333:
Nigerians and wrong usage of the word officer.
The word officer is meant for force men with ranks and not for every personnel.


Hml to the couple.

On point

ddugeri:
I will just cut the long story short, I have been dating this girl for long, (5 yes) so I got to know she was double dating , I confronted her and the outcome led to breakup, I moved on, even though it wasn't easy, after like 6 months, I found love again.
She now wants us back, and am already in another relationship, and I love the both of them, am just in a dilemma, please your suggestions.

if you are in love with two (2) people, choose the second person because if you did love the first person you wouldn't fall in love with the second.

Help her out is just like paying someone to fvck her. She should call her father. Girlfriend kee you there

friendlyadvice:
No its not

whatever keeps your boat afloat