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He came with the change mantra.

Meanwhile all he was really telling us is ''look, I'm a chameleon". But the desperate ones were too blind to learn from history.

If a man could claim Abacha never stole, that should have been enough handwriting on the wall.

Truly, our mumu don do....

Even if na spell, Nigerians are getting out of it.

#IstandwithNigeria

OgaJonah post=53y478667:
All I see are the the FLAT HEADS

Learn to differentiate your tribes. Akwa Ibom is not Igbo.

I've been arguing this point for years. Anything other than your natural hair is an attachment but the hypocrites will not hear.

You see them use up to 15 threads or wool just to plait, attaching it to their natural hair to make it longer, yet condemn you who uses synthetic attachment for the same purpose.

Buhari saga season 2.

If I cheat, don't forgive me. If you cheat, I won't forgive you. Just as a man cannot get the image of his wife with another man out of his head, so also a woman.

Mere imagining it is enough for any faithful partner to want to do murder.

I believe couples can be faithful. All it takes are hardcore decisions and principles.

Very crazy reporter. Blundering the whole writeup. You need to reread at least thrice to make half a sense.

ALAYORMII:
Finally, I smoked WEED for the first time today, and nothing happened to me with all the mouth that the people have made! Mschewwwwww abegiiii jare Merry Xmas to you and as we enter this 2014 we shall all see 2018. Happy New year in arrears!!!!!!

Ah swear nothing do you. Your sense complete wella.

I don't believe anybody would do these.

Not surprised. A Dr .friend once told me how they extracted a live cockroach from a woman's gum.

Apparently, it laid an egg on her toothbrush and when she brushed the egg got attached to her gum.

Which one come be unserious sex again? Did you or did you not do it?

If u enta d place, then u definitely scored a goal.

Just one week?

For real?

Moral of the story; don't leave falling in love until it is too late.

You never really live until you have loved.

You are really looking for trouble abi?

*Grabs fried snail*

Let me be watching them come for your head.

Benard94:
Is it dt serious?

Very.

Trust OBJ's word to your own peril. The man is as listless as a boat in a storm.

My bank knows not to even try it.

shiimah:
I never see anybody from that side tall... maybe dem b Nigerian Chinese

Taa! Don't generalise. All the men in my family are not less than 6ft. My husband is 6.4.
Because you no see never mean say dem no dey.

I pray the find the little girl unharmed. I think the mum was careless. You don't trust acquaintances with your child that easily

Truly, I miss Lagbaja. But methinks he started losing relevance when his lead soloist, Ego left him.

Mr Presido, you should ask Nigerians not Tuface what their grievances are, since you exist in another planet.

Clap, clap, clap. Thank you lady. Well written.

#Istandwith2baba

fumisko:
And the guy she is marrying is what?

A husband.

Don't. She will be too attached to you after the act and may even ruin your marriage in future.

Moreover, when something is too free or too easy, wisdom demands you reject it.

No 2 is not intentional.

Tuface didn't start the protest. He simply lent his voice to it and it became his thing because he may have been the first celebrity to do that.

Now he is reckoned with the protest and I salute his courage for forging ahead inspite of threats and oppositions.

#Istandwith2face.

As always, they fall back on the blame game.

Your change has really changed Nigerians true true.

Folks are getting madder be the day cos of hunger.

Crime is rising.

Parents are having high BP cos they can't cater for their children anymore.

Killings and unreplied mass murder everywhere.

Sick folks can't afford hospital bills which leaves them at the mercy of quacks.

Selective witch hunting, favouritism and sacred cows are the ideal now.


Of course, its all because of the change you brought.

APC=Party of Liars through Propaganda and Denial.

So how did she 'Storm' the house? With badgering ram?

Every Nairaland headline must carry 'storm' whether its the right usage or not.