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Phones / Re: Facebook: Nigeria Sues Meta, Seeks ₦30 Billion Penalty by megareal: 11:04am On Oct 05, 2022
In essence, what Arcon is targeting is the regular folks who advertise on social media. They want to exploit us by slamming vetting fees down our throats. Bunch of hungry beasts.
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Shows Off His New Look After Months Of Bodybuilding Lessons by megareal: 12:26pm On Sep 20, 2022
He still looks soft tongue
Crime / Re: Insp. Richard Gele: Police Dismisses, De-kits Police Inspector In Viral Video by megareal: 8:12pm On Jul 29, 2022
He whom the gods want to destroy, they first make mad. shocked
Politics / Re: After Buhari Give Us Peter Obi, Northerners Sing, Dance(Watch) by megareal: 8:35pm On Jun 16, 2022
Antoeni:
Buhari is The Only Person That Minds His Business in This Country. All He Does is to Sleep,Wake Up, Eat, Travel Abroad, & Expresses Shock!
grin grin grin

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Literature / Re: "Blood In The Ring" A Crime Thriller By John Mfon. by megareal: 9:54pm On May 28, 2022
Noblejohn32:
Tornmill...
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Thanks. I don land. Make I balance jeje. cheesy
Travel / Re: The 'Joloff Rice' Served By British Airways (Pictures) by megareal: 7:52am On May 07, 2022
But where is the rice? sad
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Forget Rigging, President Buhari Vows by megareal: 8:40am On Apr 29, 2022
But they rigged you in. No be so? undecided
Health / Re: Dr. Ugo Anieto Discovers ANIETOCIN (Antibiotic For Drug Resistant Infections) by megareal: 8:39am On Apr 29, 2022
Way to go. Nigerians can make you proud when they want to.
Religion / Re: Prophetess Patience Obi: Submit Your Money To Your Husband Before Spending Dime by megareal: 4:55pm On Dec 10, 2021
I jump and pass this kind advice.

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Politics / Re: Salamatu Gbajabiamila's ₦12M Fashion Outfits In One Picture by megareal: 8:32am On Nov 30, 2021
She still has no fashion sense. Looks like a clown. An average university girl would wear a total cost of 10-15k and still look better put together than her. She needs to find her skin tone when it comes to powders. In fact she needs a fashion adviser biko.

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Family / Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by megareal: 5:18pm On Nov 15, 2021
Op, if you are reading this, then ask the mortuary attendant that he should intervene, unless he doesn't have spiritual eyes.

I lost a relative in the middle part of this year. Na so the man no gree sleep for mortuary, disturbing upandan, mortuary attendant warn am tire and sent several messages that he was disturbing.

Las las, he called the family to come carry him or they give him permission to do some things on the dead man. Family agreed and some spiritually knowledgeable persons went to the mortuary, some things were done on his body. He is now resting peacefully there. tongue

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Religion / Re: Video Of A Curvy Lady Dancing In Church During Praise & Worship Goes Viral by megareal: 12:20pm On Nov 14, 2021
Both the recorder and the ukwu lady will not make heaven shocked shocked grin.
Health / Re: Moderna Vaccine More Effective Against Delta Than Pfizer And Johnson & Johnson by megareal: 6:08pm On Sep 15, 2021
AmuEbule:

Where’s your proof? Stay there and continue to be deceived.
My sister took Morderna vaccine two weeks ago in Uyo. So it's available. As for me, I no go near that nonsense.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N40,000 Job In Ilorin Or N85,000 Job In Oron? by megareal: 7:06pm On Sep 09, 2021
abysirius:
I am in a similar situation. Don't know which to choose; 300k full-time or 400k contract job? Both in a multinational
This is a no brainer. Take 300k full time.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Had S3x And Romanced Tega Very Well – Boma by megareal: 10:39pm On Sep 08, 2021
Boma, always looking like he is mentally unstable.
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Packs Up His Belongings, Abandons Annie And Her Daughters, And Flee by megareal: 10:19pm On Sep 08, 2021
As a married person, I have learned one profound truth: no one ever truly knows what goes on in any marriage. They may be speculations, but the truth always lies with the couple.

I have also learned that the most dangerous and guilty couple is the one who presents a seemingly innocent facade to the world. They know what pain buttons to push while relaxing and watching their partners go gaga.

Finally, there is no need rejoicing at anyone's pain. Tomorrow may be our turn. Life will always deal with each of us all, the way it chooses to remains it's choice.

I hope the Idibias will find their peace. Together or separated, they will be alright las las.
Politics / Re: Rivers VAT Not For Abuja People, I Don’t Care If Heaven Falls, Wike Warns by megareal: 9:50pm On Sep 08, 2021
richidinho:
grin

Wike is the father of True Federalism

Abeg check other things, they are more that you can challenge, Udom is still sleeping
I don't know who gave Udom sleeping pills. grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by megareal: 4:21pm On Aug 29, 2021
SULTAN22:
THE OLD GUARD
This movie alongside Avengers Endgame is the top for me.
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Hampson Rocks Wedding Dress In New Pictures by megareal: 10:45pm On Aug 28, 2021
It's the bouquet for me.
Romance / Re: Why Do Married Women Cheat These Days? by megareal: 11:32am On Aug 22, 2021
When I was a kid, there was a trend. Married men will cheat and abandon their wives and kids to go stay with a side chick. If they didn't, they just kept the wives as monuments while enjoying outside. They didn't hide it, they were blatant. The wives will double down, work harder, pray harder, cry harder and look older because of the heartbreak and mistreatment. They kept hope alive, remained celibate and waited for as many years as the husband will decide to return to their senses, or not.

We all saw it, and I guess this must have influenced the pattern we see today. Most women don't want to be their mothers who prayed and hoped and waited while a man gallivants. I guess they have decided that two can play the game, and that what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. It's mostly not about money, it's about sexual satisfaction and emotional contentment.

Just my summation from myriad conversations I've had with a lot of women.

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Celebrities / Re: 52-Year-Old Jennifer Lopez Shows Her Fit Physique For New Netflix Project by megareal: 9:00am On Aug 22, 2021
LordGuru1:
���Buhari met with the Queen of England in London and asked her... How do you run such an efficient government here? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.

QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.

Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent?

QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson walked into the room,

Boris: Yes, your Majesty. You sent for me.

QUEEN: Answer this riddle. Theresa, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Boris: Hmmm... that would be me.

QUEEN: Yes, very good.

When Buhari came back home, he sent for Abubakar Malami.

Malami walked into Buhari's office.

Malami : Sir you called me.

Buhari: Yes, sit down and answer this; Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

Malami: I'm not sure, let me get back to you sir.
He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Malami then ran to Osinbajo.

Malami asked: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Osinbajo: That's easy. It's me!

Malami smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari.

Malami: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Yemi Osinbajo!

Buhari got angry, and said to Malami; No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is... Boris Johnson!!!

Good evening my people
Hope you are enjoying your weekend?
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Celebrities / Re: 52-Year-Old Jennifer Lopez Shows Her Fit Physique For New Netflix Project by megareal: 8:58am On Aug 22, 2021
hopefulLandlord:
she doesn't really look like this. all actresses don't look in real life like they do in movies and pics where there are professionals working there who are taxed with making them look as good as they could possibly be from the makeup artist to lighting technicians to cameraman to video editing or image editors by world class professionals and the director telling her what pose would make her look her best
You know the truth. Don't mind some people here who are quick to believe what they see online. Truth is these actresses really show their ages when you see them in real life. Only difference is that they are well kept.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Celebrate Their New US Arsenal. by megareal: 5:12pm On Aug 21, 2021
Well thought out and executed. grin
Literature / Re: "Blood In The Ring" A Crime Thriller By John Mfon. by megareal: 5:10pm On Aug 18, 2021
I'm here. Thanks for the mention. Make I balance gidiba. Food don land. tongue
Education / Re: Isn't This Too Much For A Nursery 1 Pupil?(picture Attached) by megareal: 5:03pm On Aug 18, 2021
The fees is cheap sef. undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Boma To Queen: 'Stop Caging Me, I’m Not In A Relationship With You' by megareal: 3:39pm On Aug 15, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe's Transformation To A Man (Pictures) by megareal: 8:45pm On Aug 12, 2021
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Phones / Re: Pixel phone needed by megareal: 1:50pm On Aug 09, 2021
ghettochild:

Want a Samsung A52 or A71 at that price..
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Are they brand new?
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: I Was Hushpuppi's Debt Collector - DCP Denies N8 Million Bribe by megareal: 11:37am On Aug 04, 2021
A wise man would have preferred silence. But a cornered animal doesn't have sense sha. undecided

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