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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:00am On Dec 20, 2022
Pearl1910:
If u do anywhere belle face that's when u get stuck and lose precious time.

I don't go beyond Chevron/Conservation, Lere/Yaba, Kosofe, Ketu, Ikeja, Berger.

I avoid Ajah, Lagos Island, Apapa, Festac, Mushin, Oshodi, Egbeda, Agege and beyond on weekdays.
Places I will never go even if it's election day except its offline; Eputu, Ikorodu, Alaba, Satellite Town.

I don't know where u guys get the notion that if u make money it means u r going to all the bad places, I tell u for a fact if u select your trips properly and do careful calculations to avoid traffic areas to d bearest minimum while still remaining in high activity/high earning environments that's when u will see value for time spent.

Someone will rush Ajah to Alagbado trip for 15k, u will think that's a good trip, but before u finish that trip and reposition out of that place back to civilization, someone doing Berger to VI, VI to Yaba, Yaba to Ikeja can revolve that cycle twice and earn far more than 15k.
Nothing but the truth!
Though, sensible one can break the trip if no straight trip back to civilization appears. But TIME is important.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:02am On Dec 18, 2022
Indrive should introduce waiting time. In fact, a must it should be. January 1, 2023. This madness is too much.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:57am On Dec 18, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
Update 2

Days 10 - 17 of December 2022

8 days of driving.

Gross total - #318,000. Commission paid 31,323.

Grand total in 17 days of December - #615,500

384,500 left to go from 1,000,000 target.

Fuck_Bolt
Biko, u too much. Just remember to do Xmas for me once u reach that milestone. Make I first position. Ndewo!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:27pm On Dec 17, 2022
ReadaDream:
Na only me they awake inside this car. Even me don yarn more than 100x
I dey feel ur cold room o
Crime › Re: Case closed by mejai(m): 9:38pm On Dec 17, 2022
wiseone28:
Na polished pic go ki you
No way! My name is indestructible kiss
Crime › Re: Case closed by mejai(m): 9:14pm On Dec 17, 2022
[quote author=wiseone28 post=119232122][/quote]Chai!!! Palmi....
Crime › Re: Case closed by mejai(m): 9:05pm On Dec 17, 2022
Omo! This scammer enter my eyes o. Biko, let me go and buy my own rice grin cheesy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:11pm On Dec 17, 2022
Chief Pearl1910, how do u combine ur time? Viewing this thread, traffic and fat money? I wan learn o.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:32pm On Dec 17, 2022
pope191:
Please are we ever going to do December get together tagged "unlesh the vawulence"? Or we are born to drive from January to December? No break, no fun.

Please I want to dance to, as e sweet us, e deh pain dem. No deh stress me with how the price come reach like that grin
surge go gree them? At least praise and Thanksgiving (item 7) as all man survive driving Lagos road and its wahala.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:25am On Dec 17, 2022
ThatIgboBoy:
U suppose dey keep quiet if people dey seek for advice here. Small thing u Don run chook mouth like say u be pro. I do e-hailing sparingly. Infact since first week of October, I never open any of my e-hailing apps. But you wey nearly kill yourself, your partner, aboki bike man and nearly destroy the motor just dey give hot takes upandan. Baba, calm down and allow those that are constantly on the road to give advice. Na read I dey read here. Work closes for the year next Thursday and I have done every servicing and fixing I need to do on my car. I might just decide to hit the road once more cause I have a three weeks break. For now I just dey read, admire the hustlers and motivate myself.
Even Russia, no get this kind weapon. This is Vawluence, platinum pro.

If na me u tell these words, I go hire car jam u join.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:22am On Dec 17, 2022
Gentlelife50:
On my way, I don't like missing it.
grin
No dey ever fail to mention our union for this Kain thing nah. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:52pm On Dec 16, 2022
Hmmn!! Yeyegbami, I see u o

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:07am On Dec 16, 2022
BAZ001:
Na Mejai talk say Omoapena wan sell him partner car part, so as to meet up with weekly remittance cos him partner eye don red waiting for him to default.

You understand?


https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lol.gif
grin leave me o
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:13pm On Dec 15, 2022
Omoapena:
I have tokunbo back hub passenger side for corolla 2003

You can pm me if you need it at affordable price
U don start! U wan sell parts without letting owner of the car to know. After una go collect pages of the thread.
Biko, we are chasing money o. No time to settle matter till January. grin

Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by mejai(m): 11:00am On Dec 15, 2022
FutureFocus:
This one look exactly like iPad Mini

Tab
ALLDOCUBE TAB
Model - iPlay8
1 GB RAM
16 GB ROM
Memory card SD Card Port
HDMI Port
Android version 6.0

I just signed in to playstore to download and installed the apps below

Bolt
Complete IELTS
Document viewer
DuckDuckGo
Fast scanner
Car diagnostics app infocar
Invoice maker
My DSTV app
Opera mini
Show max
Telegram
VLC player
WhatsApp
YouTube kids
YouTube studio
YouTube
Zoom

Tab is smart
Price is 20k non negotiable
Price is very firm!!!
Business is tough now
Location is Lekki
Do u still have this?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:59am On Dec 14, 2022
taxiappguy:
Hello House, greetings to all the boss dem for here. Please guys, I’m having issue with my Honda Accord 03. After I don drive am for like 2 hours, d car will start jerking, it won’t want to move when I press accelerator, like say fuel finish. After a while I go Dey hear small small backfire from the engine side when I press accelerator. My mechanic thought it was the fuel pump/filter so he changed the pump and washed the filter but issue persists. Anybody experience this and what could be the issue or solution.

Thanks
Let me call Conner44 for you. He will carry u go Honda thread as u no wan scan ur car.
That shortcut approach u want, by the time we finger ur car with suggestions eh, ur car will be like 'hand of Esau and voice of Jacob'.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 4:54am On Dec 14, 2022
As seen on auto section : carry out inspection o.

https://www.nairaland.com/7478805/honda-civic-05-black-sale
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Signs Same-sex Marriage Into Law amid funfare (Video, Photos) by mejai(m): 4:29am On Dec 14, 2022
Bleep America.
Thank Jehovah that the Bible is sacred and have been there for all to learn the knowledge. Things like this and others were foretold to happen.

If you like believe in Bible ( Jehovah's guidelines), if you like don't believe in it. One day it will happen and it will be too late.

Even the cars man produces, we don't put fuel through the exhaust pipe, instead we put it through its tank hole. Why now should man go against His creator by putting his dick in another man's anus instead of pussy?

Homosexuals...... Die well.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:39am On Dec 13, 2022
lilachiever:
Agreed. But the person only delayed for extra 2 mins, you don't feel the 500 was way too high for extra 2 mins delay?
Simple thing to do is to book ride when u are fully ready. She could have booked the ride when she is at the exit door. By the time the driver arrives, she will even be on the road to enter. That's how it should be. Time is money!

Some go book u, begin do makeup or even bath sef.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:53pm On Dec 12, 2022
Barbiturate:
Do they usually comply? For me, they don't. I'd waited for a lady for 20 mins at onikoyi, going to Yaba( wanted to use it to close, like destination trip)
Told her she would pay for the wait, but she refused, asking if she should cancel.
wicked girl rider. Common sense should tell her she needs to tip u. Go to some exclusive restaurants u are expected to tip the waiter that served u. U put the cash inside the menu card.
But some riff-raffs that manage to order a ride go dey form boss man/lady. Some no go even apologize on top it they will sit at the back, telling u to reduce the volume of the radio, I want to buy this or that. Criminals!!!

Mad people everywhere. grin
Car Talk › Re: I Now See More People Ricing Up Cars In Nigeria by mejai(m): 6:36pm On Dec 12, 2022
Piyke:
The nightmare-causing exhaust kit angry.

I actually saw a super riced up 2002 E Class coupe some days ago. Hood scoop, provocative spoiler and other body kit stuff. To wrap, it was finished in a flamboyant but poorly done black and white paint.
Couldn't take a pic as it was FRSC zone.
Even for abroad, the madness continues grin

Politics › Re: Opinion: Peter Obi Show Us Your Real Face By Osigwe Omo-ikirodah by mejai(m): 9:43am On Dec 12, 2022
What a nonsense write-up did I just read?
Business › Re: Laolu Mudashiru Knocked Down And Killed By Hit-And-Run Driver In Ikoyi by mejai(m): 7:37am On Dec 12, 2022
Nigerians and being holy. Let's face the facts here: that road is to tight/narrow to accommodate cyclist. Imagine a trailer trying to overtake a car or another truck on that road and saw a cyclist, what do u think will happen?

3M bridge is even better (with escorts o, otherwise, na inside water u go complete the ride) compared to those narrow road.

Like someone said up there, prevention is better than cure. Too bad he died.

Lagos state government should open up eko Atlantic city for people to be riding inside there till they complete the site. They can even register them.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:53pm On Dec 11, 2022
sunnymighty:
You are right on point bro! I rented my Car out, remittance was timely but my Car suffered it, had to retrieve it from the guy ( he is one of us here) when I discovered he isn't straight forward, my car was never washed once thoughtout the period it was with him, so many issues, I have moved on.
Let me speak for yeyegbami, Gentlelife50 and some others.... They hate suspense.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:57pm On Dec 11, 2022
Bolt surge is tempting ooooo
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:48pm On Dec 10, 2022
Gentlelife50:
Mejai, yeyegbami e be like say e wan shele.
I no talk anything ooo
grin
Na the compound bastard off me. grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:26pm On Dec 09, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:
They can run anybody street o! A whole Vatican Pope,they run him street ���

The twins may not even be her own sa
Another angle too grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:01pm On Dec 08, 2022
Blackbishop:
Bro I don't like to get involved in matters like this bcuz I like to seal up when some matters arises and just ignore and move on.... 1 thing I don't support is calling DJ names or referring to his car as worthless or shitbox or anything. Bro we be guy men money is not easy.... At this point I thought you guys should declare No Victor No Vanquished. No be say una go dey put petrol for fire....


Omopena no mind most of them here ooooo make dem no do you M.K.O style.... Call your oga and talk to him the way you spoke to him when you wanted the vehicle initially and apologise to him with a bottle of wine and end case. Cuz nobody dey go court come back turn padi
Also Omoapena, as u dey buy the wine o, no forget u promise to flex us at illupeju. Give us clear direction make we no go take one way. And it should be around that time Indrive prices dey always be around #1500 or less.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:13pm On Dec 08, 2022
How come BAZ001 and TheModerator appeared after a long time, una carry Conner44 wan end the day?
Hmmn!!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:17pm On Dec 08, 2022
Gentlelife50:
The movie wan be like action film for begining, but come end without last fight.
I was about calling u out till I saw ur comments. Where have u been? No dey scarce like this again ogrin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:14pm On Dec 08, 2022
But wait ooooo, I want to ask in a low tone.... Djdamian and omoapena, what is the conclusion of the argument, since una brought the matter here?
What happens to the 2weeks gbese?
Una no let us in again?










we no dey like close case like una do am o angry
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:38pm On Dec 07, 2022
Pearl1910:
Djdamian...it is well.
I knew favours had been done reason why a favour is being requested.
Truth is, if u need that car u have to pay for its use. Except your partner is willing to let go. Don't guilt trip him. If u had an offer to pay, u should have layed it on the table. Don't keep ur Intentions in ur mind then get upset or feel disappointed that ur request was rejected.
In this life, don't do favour to expect favour back. If u do good, forget about it, it's God that will reward u, not the person u were nice to. Then treat every step like a business transaction so u will not be hurt. If u can't pay cash, the least you can do is wave drivers payment for the two weeks.

Omoapena...it is well too.
U got a car on HP so the repairs is none of Partners business. Also ur weekly payment is irrespective of lastma or police case. Only natural disasters or force majure can stop ur weekly payments. Except ur partner is just an understanding type. Your responsibility is to make ur weekly remittance as at when due until u complete the payment. If u can pay more so d deal finishes fast, the better for u.
But don't forget that one good turn deserves another.

It is well with us all
Word!! Honestly, from the way owner stated how he favoured the guy (after one biz) and he considered him. @the highlighted, don't you think that the battle line is being drawn? With the way things are going, I feel or foresee a termination of contract once the favour is granted?

Just curious!!

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