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This one na alien
Who will do that? Receipt ke!!

easytig:
Pls ,my fellow drivers ,the flyover at jibowu where we descend to enter shiro street to connect yabatech,is it illegal ,lastma hold me and seized my car despite my begging,I have been using the route now for over one year,I'm surprised to be apprehended today.theybdtove my car to their yard.The lady I carried sef dey surprised.na wa

I have always suspected that spot. Though I have not used it. December don reach, they need to cash out. Yet na person go use cement level that spot. This country eh

Nigerians go begin avoid Indonesia

ReadaDream:
My wife birthed our son this morning. Got married Nov 26, baby came today Dec 6.
I bless God.

Anywhere una see me like this, make una dash me money (owo ti ku waso, money don remain #50 for account )

Ahhhhh! What a way to end the year! A lovely blessing. Congrats bro.... My salute to mother and child.










U got married Nov 26 and baby came Dec 6..... E no reach one month oooo.

ahnie:
That's the spirit.
Be consistent,be nice,be well mannered and talk to customers with decorum and watch how your business would expand.


Years ago when I started my fries business,I was laughed at,mocked,degraded by peeps closer to me both online and offline.

Those mocks were the flavours I needed to excel with,and I thank God for today
You see all those hoodrats that mocked me,I m way better than them in all ramifications.

Sometimes we need people to mock us so as to propel us to greater heights.

Funny enough, those people mocking u, some of them will sneak in to beg you for loan or buy on credit. When one look at people, one may not move at all.

Na Twitter bird. We don finally sse am

SeaTrade:
When I hear all these migrants weh dey go Europe dey chant better life for my unborn kids,I just dey laugh.
90% chance say you and that your unborn kids and your tired looking hag of a wife the European economic system can give you go end up for one rundown BQ looking apartment in any major city.
If na UK You dey ,worse!
Your sons will most likely join hooligans to be gallivanting and your daughters might give birth before 16 inside that same BQ and you either force her to go stay with the hooligan that impregnated her or all of una continue inside the BQ.
Your security guard work na standard,that one sure pass surebet.
Trekking na grade one,them no born your immigrant ass to buy motor for that useless place.
Then cold,conji and useless food weh dey that place sef dey enough to frustrate you.
They cook and serve rubbish and still have the mind to ration the portion of food.
Before you know it,your time Don pass,your peers you left back in Nigeria who you were probably better than are doing so well.
Your only consolation be say you dey stay first World and use it to boast to niggas,but you live there lower than a rat!
Na this underdogs weh nobody send their papa dey first shout Nigeria isn't safe !One even dey tell me say when I dey come over ?Say nothing dey bongo again
This happens to 90% of the people that make this transition.
If you dey Africa and you have an income source,no matter how bad it may seem,I'd advise you to stay and keep building ,over time,it might become worthwhile.
If you have nothing doing in Africa,please go if you think it'll be better for you there.
I even forgot to add racism,especially Germany.
If you mistakenly end up for all these German towns without black population ehn,hunger for toto go make you craze!!!
At 35 you go still dey carry vaseline up and down dey beat your meat or you fit see one granny to help your life ,Toto no dey Europe ooo!!
Unless maybe you be student then just maybe you fit get standard girlfriend.

After reading this, morale... Low

Some Nigerians get mind o. At the peak of the deal, u wan collect car. Chai!!!
Bill him for the 2weeks with surge o @ 1.9, let him pay u. Does he want u to be idle then? When winter comes, he will give u the car and balance like King Nebuchadnezzar and be collecting his payments again.

Chai again!!!

wiseone28:
What is so special about the nyash?


If you are married nyash won't trip you anymore.

Story na wen u marry u go appreciate different bum bum

What is the meaning of this? Red scattered dots everywhere

Story! I hope he will give out money and food to sustain them. Anuofia!!

[quote author=YeyeGbami post=118809646][/quote]Testing the vawluence...

Must she wear tight shoes? What happens to slippers? Me I can't displease myself, health wise to please another person. I go love myself first b4 I love my neighbor oooo.
Neighbor no vex.

A wise man once said to me that an average girl has eggs of disease in between her legs (it could be bacteria, fungi, virus or the rest). And since then, I see them as such. Some can even lay the eggs on ur car seat, bed, chairs in ur house. Cos most of them no dey like wear pants these days.
NB: Not forgetting those that love to suck o. Chai!

Case dey court, yet agency( joined in the case o) went and demolished. This country and abuse of law. Damn!!! Time to licence everyone gun like the USA. At least, the shop owner and its workers would have fired some shots and turn it to chaotic situation. Then everyone goes back to court. Ndi ala!!

President of Lagos

Something Obi did one day and connected everyone, una dey force everyone. Worthless souls.

buckeyemedia:
Low life scumbag Judas, he wants to make the news every time by seeking to put himself & Asiwaju in the same statement?

The idiot that cannot live in his own state after 8 years of been governor, his name is not even worthy to be mentioned.

Ordinary discussion wey everyone dey manage, u carry ur STI infected mouth come here. A child of thousand fathers. No atom of respect in a sane environment. Run away!!

ipobcannibals:
Honouring a debate with Peter Peter Obi is giving legitimacy to a terrorist sponsor. Remember, Peter obituary is patron of Ipob/ESN cannibals who feeds on human flesh.

Ipob/ESN = Peter Obi
Peter Peter Obi = Ipob/ESN

A vote for Peter Peter Obi is a vote for Ipob terrorists.

At ur age, see how u reason in a public forum.

ipobcannibals:
Honouring a debate with Peter Peter Obi is giving legitimacy to a terrorist sponsor. Remember, Peter obituary is patron of Ipob/ESN cannibals who feeds on human flesh.

Ipob/ESN = Peter Obi
Peter Peter Obi = Ipob/ESN

A vote for Peter Peter Obi is a vote for Ipob terrorists.

At ur age, see how u reason in a public forum.

Bia, be careful! The condition of this country, no dey hang us like this.
Meanwhile, aboki, do indomie and egg for me. Kai!!!

Make Dem go inside bushes and chase the kidnappers away.

2000/2001 model

Female riders na wahala.... Some of them Sha. Whatever treatment they get, they deserve it. It is 'genderically'(fear my English ) abuse to men whenever they are allowed to get away with their madness.

pocohantas:
I knew someone would analyse the pieces on the board. I wasn’t surprised at all. Very restless gender.

Poco, have mercy on my gender nah! Bikini!!

GiggsTk:
Who has very dark tints on their windows here?
Do you get disturbed by police for whatsoever?
Note: not factory tint

The answer u expect to hear lies among ur questions

Godispeace:
ur father may be doing that sha , u poverty may have caused that for ya father , but Tinubu does not , its fakenews

Eh ya! Tilimbu pikin. No vex. Just encourage him to look after himself. Come on u can do it for him.

Oh! I forgot, u are son of a thousand fathers.

BJanta:
How many more votes will that add to
Obi''s vote.? " Besides, you said worse
than that against Buhari, but look at him
today. You're children of envy and hate,
and of course second class citizens, so
you can't behave better.
so you can't behave better.

I wonder how u will sound if it was Obi dat pees on himself. If hatred is not already disfiguring u. First class goat

BJanta:
Tell us what you have for us and stop
this foolishness. You're in a
presidential campaign and not in
athletic competition. This is a race of
of brains and not of brawns. You're not
impressing anybody but a sect of tribal
bigots who think they've found a
presidential candidate in a fool at at 61
like you. Age or old age is not what
we're looking for, but competece as
as attested to by their antecedents. Joe
Bidden was 77 when he beat incumbent
Donald Trump. The same Trump is
coming in 2024 to make another whack
at the American presidency when he will
78. And if you think you're a youth at 61
, you're definitely far less intelligent than
people Nigerians generally believe,
the retirement age for civil servants is
60 years. Then we're not going to forget
your Soludo Report Card. Peruse it
below :

Under Peter Obi, Poverty In Anambra Grew From 25% To 54% by abc115: 7:09pm On Nov 14
Under Peter Obi, Poverty In Anambra Grew From 25% to 54% And More Than 50% Of Anambarians Were Living In Poverty -
Gov. Soludo.

Funny, in the rabid frenzy to grab every straw, they cut a clip during our governorship debate where I was stating vital statistics and they claimed that I was “praising” Peter Obi then while committing a crime now by “criticising” him. Hahahaha! Well, it is true that I said during the debate that, according to National Bureau of Statistics, poverty in Anambra actually grew (from less than 25% in 2005) to about 53% under Peter Obi in 2010/2011 but fell under Willie Obiano to 14.78% in 2020. Yes, poverty more than doubled under Peter Obi and more than 50% of Ndi Anambra were in poverty under him. Go and verify! I am Governor, and sitting on privileged information which I will not want to use against a political opponent. But on matters of facts, I will always state same as is. As the saying goes, you can fool some of the people some of the time but never all the people all the time. Enough said for now!
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we don hear. But Tilimbu dey pee for body.

Landowner101:
This is organic, not like those ones that they used stone and slippers to summarize their rally.





my head oo, who stone me.

Like this abi

Nonsense

Curious345:
does this car have a good fuel economy

It should. Na small engine.

Lexit:
Know this rule: NEVER allow riders to stop over on a trip.

If they insist remind them it is Indriver they used. The amount is fixed. Any stop over will amount to them cheating you. Else ask them to pay more. Imagine the wickedness of the idiots eating at Bukka hut. Guess they noticed you a re newbie. Renegotiate with them before stopping over if they still insist. Above all, maintain a stoned face and keep driving to where they put as destination. If you continue stopping over like this, you will keep running at loss.

Peace.

Some people are just wicked. Not minding the hot sun.