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Family › Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by Melahou(m): 3:13pm On Feb 01, 2015
Let him take sex enhancing drugs...after two rounds you will come here and complain that it takes him 4hrs to come

He could go on herbal drugs to boost his sexual performance
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by Melahou(m): 1:22pm On Feb 01, 2015
Carp101:
ok but man if you were there yesterday, you would definitely be angry. i told ok she's left and he's happy, right? it's ok. life is not like that.
Man i feel you...am sure he wnt do it nxt tym
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by Melahou(m): 11:55am On Feb 01, 2015
Carp101:
Hey hold it! I am a very responsible guy and I don't sleep with girls. I think he's simply jealous because when the chick left he said that girl fineeee ooo. The guy really fuc..ked me up. he purposely did it. This is the guy I usually pay things for.
But he's still your guy...
It's one of those things...

Jst tell him how you feel about thewhole parole and you guys should settle with some bottles
Jokes Etc › Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Melahou(m):
Very funny...

I will demand for a refund since i have earlier giving my offering...

Or i'll carry it over for the nxt 20 sundays
Romance › Re: What Are The Best Punishments For Cheats??! by Melahou(m): 11:47am On Feb 01, 2015
Must there be a form of punishment?

If they cheat on you either you stay or leave and learn from it...

Move on with your life ooohh
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by Melahou(m): 11:44am On Feb 01, 2015
Melahou:
You friends was not jealous...
Only trying to save you from impending doom.
Imagine a girl you don't know from anywhr given you such green light...
I guess you whr not thinking with your head at that time...

You should thank your friend for been there for you

I guess that is how you sleep around with girls and expect your friend to hail and encourage you.
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Jealous? by Melahou(m):
Your friend was not jealous...
Only trying to save you from impending doom.
Imagine a girl you don't know from anywhr given you such green light...
I guess you whr not thinking with your head at that time...

You should thank your friend for been there for you

I guess that how you sleep around with girls and expect your friend to hail and encourage you.
Education › Re: Upgrading Of WAEC Results by Melahou(m): 9:13pm On Jan 31, 2015
There is nothing like upgrading...
Romance › Re: Help!!! Am So Confused And Frustrated Right Now by Melahou(m): 9:05pm On Jan 31, 2015
Albert please tell us the whole story from the beginning...i mean how it all started...

So dnt come here an condemn anyone
Politics › Re: Vote Buhari And No Rice For You-fayose Tells Ekiti People by Melahou(m): 5:16pm On Jan 28, 2015
joke of the century...
Fayose i hail oooooo
Romance › Re: Should I Leave My Boyfriend? by Melahou(m): 9:05pm On Jan 27, 2015
Those are signs for you to run...
Run an safe your head now else...
Romance › Re: Why are Most Girls Insultive? by Melahou(m): 3:44pm On Jan 26, 2015
Nokialumia720:
not at all
hold on lemme check
Romance › Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by Melahou(m): 11:08am On Jan 26, 2015
that she left someone that is afraid of commitment to be with you is now you headache...

am not sure you are ready for marriage
Romance › Re: Why are Most Girls Insultive? by Melahou(m): 11:05am On Jan 26, 2015
you have not really told us what transpired between you guys before then...

am sure you asked her out once
Romance › Re: Guys Your Sincere Advise Needed Please by Melahou(m): 10:56am On Jan 26, 2015
better you confront your fears now than sit down and wonder why things are going fast
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Want To Give Me Bj by Melahou(m): 10:39am On Jan 26, 2015
he lost his cap the last time it happened...so dont blame him
Romance › Re: Is She Married Or Not? by Melahou(m): 10:29am On Jan 26, 2015
passage of goods has passed from the seller to the buyer and therefore ownership has taken place(payment of bride price)
she`s married in that case and if the marriage is canceled it means you are divorcing her...
Politics › Re: 3,500 Security Operatives To Guard Jonathan In Kwara by Melahou(m): 10:16am On Jan 26, 2015
3,500 security personnel will not be enough
the UN should send 10,000 troops to Kwara State.

yeye
Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by Melahou(m): 9:37am On Jan 26, 2015
take mama out and buy her a plate of fish pepper and suya soup with a bottle of Stout or Orijin

Case closed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC (ADHOC Staff) Invite For Training. by Melahou(m): 11:22am On Jan 25, 2015
funmilayoB:
huh which call up letter? i applied but they havn't get back 2 me
From the look of things i don't think they will get back to you
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Doses Off While On Dinning Table (photo) by Melahou(m): 5:10pm On Jan 24, 2015
pretydiva:
He's dreaming abt me tongue
How can he dream abt you...

Check well
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid On A Advarts For Frozen Food Shop. by Melahou(m): 4:50pm On Jan 24, 2015
Very funny...
He looks like one of the frozen fowls
Politics › Re: Certificate Saga: Why We Attached Buhari’s Recent Photograph – School by Melahou(m): 10:56am On Jan 24, 2015
Alteration of result it's forgery and it renders the result invalid
Romance › Re: Hrtbroken Lady by Melahou(m): 4:08am On Jan 24, 2015
Moving out from his house is a first step to make...
Satellite TV Technology › Re: My GOTV Remote Not Working With The Panel Again by Melahou(m): 8:51pm On Jan 22, 2015
Open it and clean inside...
Romance › Re: How Would You Revenge Against Your Ex? by Melahou(m): 6:08pm On Jan 21, 2015
Smile and say "it's well"
Health › Re: Does Leaking Mango Fruit After Drinking Soaked Garri Really Kill People? by Melahou(m): 2:07pm On Jan 21, 2015
yes it does...killed mylo my dog
Romance › Re: Is It Must To Introduce Your Girlfriend To Your Friends? by Melahou(m): 9:53pm On Jan 20, 2015
wunmi590:
Hmmm, but I tink grls do it also by Nt intrducin dre boy 2 dre frnds.
It's the same thing...why shd i introduce you to my frnd if i dnt luv you...

While some guys do it jst to show off
Romance › Re: Help A Nairalander stuck In The Midst Of Two Love!!!! by Melahou(m): 8:31pm On Jan 20, 2015
A bird @ hand is worth 2million in Nairaland.

Continue with your relationship or quit and forget both of them

You are not seeing what am seeing sitting down in my parlour.
Romance › Re: Is It Must To Introduce Your Girlfriend To Your Friends? by Melahou(m): 8:21pm On Jan 20, 2015
If you love her and you are proud of her why not...
It's only when you have interior movie that you keep her away from you frnds and family.
Family › Re: My Husband Thinks I Lied 2 Him About My Virginity Bcz I Didnt Bleed The 1st Time by Melahou(m): 8:10pm On Jan 20, 2015
From my experience you should still bleed even when you do it the 2nd and 3rd times

So i don't buy ur story

Jst tell ut husband d truth

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