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[quote author=Yinbanjonic post=98136290]The test was slated for 10am, so if you log in after 10am it won't login. Done and dusted with the test


That isn't entirely true!. I tried login in by 10 exactly but couldn't due to network. later logged in by 10:04 which was accepted. However, due to network fluctuations, I had a flurry of hairy situations!!! But I had wanted to ask you; was there anywhere you were asked to upload your valid ID? This was because I brought out my National ID and was waiting to see where I would be told to raise it or upload it. Instead I was asked to take a photo and upload it only, which I did! Even when I did the pre-test check two days before d-day, it was the same exercise I did!

For the test, the verbal aptitude was mad! After passing through disturbing hell to ensure there was constant network, I felt a bit jittery when going through it! The 20 questions were all funny

Then came the numerical aptitude part which was NEVER EXPECTED!!! it was like going back to primary 1!

The 16 questions in the abstract part was OK anyway.

After submitting, I was taken to a place where I was shown 'uploading your video', it stayed like that for about 15mins with a 98% through. Later, it reverted back to 1% and stagnated! I was forced to close the page!!!

Please how did you upload your ID if you where able to do so??

[quote author=ImmaculateJOE post=98041017]Op should do us more good by mentioning the name of Emmanuel Emenike's home town..

God Bless [b]Emmanuel Emenike


Umuaka in IMO State

Well the picture looks Photoshop to me

Well I think he is trying to replicate what happened last month in Scotland, in Nigeria!

Scotland became the first country to make sanitary pads free for their girls last month.

They reasoned that since monthly cycle is natural, then it shouldn't be monetized by selling pads to women!

In this country it could be seen as a gender war!//

This thread should be named Miracle in cell no 7. See advert na. Well I seem to be the only one here who has watched the Indian movie Faana

How true is it that Northern borders are open while Southern borders are locked?
which people and from which tribe are Manning Northern and Southern borders?

Again who has a concrete evidence of borders being opened for Dangote alone and not other bigwigs in our industries?

This people don carry this mumu come out public!

If Teebilz enter here see his them dey bash am a swear him go delete that stuff

This project is entirely beyond Nigeria! I think it is designed to entirely break the Russian gas monopoly which Russia uses as leverage to European nations in any diplomatic warfare! Europeans (and to some extent, the USA) have been trying to go around Russia and thereby softening her diplomatic strength. The actual idea is to lay the pipe to Morocco and then eventually to Spain. If this is true, I pray Russia doesn't find out and empower fifth columnists in the country to divide Nigeria!!!

Just saw the news from Mele Kiyari on Twitter

Please the Nigerian army (Which should also be an army for all of us in Nigeria) should handle issues professionally. They should ignore the angry youths and instead see their aggression as a call for attention instead of a challenge! No one, as we know can challenge our army. Even a lot of Warri sons dey inside there too!!!

The other time it was Innoson producing ventilators, now these guys are making face masks! What stops our government from using these guys to make money at least from other lesser technological countries

Yesterday when the impromptu curfew began, my pregnant wife who was in labour was turned back at around UST junction by 6:19am by a female police officer to go home and give birth in the house as no one according to her was allowed to move anywhere!
All pleas fell on deaf ears as she was in the crowd too that was turned back and teargassed. Scared people were hitting her stomach as they tried to run for safety. I cried quietly and prayed while all these were happening. Somehow she managed to follow Appian way to her hospital at Mile 1 area. God willing she finally was delivered of a baby boy! She again together with her mum and mine had to trek to UST just to come back home with my newborn amidst the contaminated air filled with teargas and terror! Right now buying food for my wife is a herculean task!!! with no electricity for almost 3 months (Our transformer has packed up since) life has been difficult! I am sure the governor is not a heartless person as I have seen some of his good works. I pray he tampers justice with mercy if he can hear me as I cannot even carry the mouka foam I recently bought from their depot around that axis to help my family due to the curfew!

Please I am begging to survive!!!

Here in Port Harcourt, it's like a war zone. Earlier this morning, my wife who was in labour was sent back home on her way to the hospital! She was told to go and give birth at home by a female police officer around UST junction!!! They were just abusing people's right to life and throwing teargas up and down without resistance from the people!!!
I saw firsthand a man who was going to buy food for his child but could not see a single shop to buy from maltreated around that UST or RSU junction close to mile three!!! It was hell! There was no palliative whatsoever!!! Thank God my wife was able to find her way to the hospital and was delivered safely. Only that she, my mum and her mum had to trek back home from Education to Ikwerre road by UST; exposing my day old baby to contaminated air by teargas!!!

I feel as if it is war! My next problem is how to get food for her baby-friendly phase!!!

You just went to LinkedIn and copied from Kirsty Bonner abi?
you don try

Please send me a copy too abeg! I just love reading!!
Franknjiribe@yahoo.com
But come to think of it, some Nigerian guys are wizards ooo!
They can even hack Donald Trump's Phone!!!

Master of the Universe
king of the kickboxers

There's this movie a little boy was turned into a rat for seeing witches gather in a meeting..
Golden Child
Conan the destroyer
The gods must be crazy
Sarafina

It is not actually a job but their usual Nigeria prize for science and literature award worth a hundred thousand dollars which comes up each year

Maybe the virus was designed to cripple the Chinese economy!
After the unsuccessful trade war with US, I expected this kinda thing!
Now other continents will be scared of patronizing Chinese goods while they stay busy battling the virus internally!

I've always had this dream since I was little...
I see myself fabricating an engine that ended up making my country and beyond great! I have always been fascinated by technology and dislike it when there is no power supply. For so many years, I tried pursuing my dream and almost gave up schooling because of it; I dreamt of a novel engine powered by air only ( as I hated fossil fuels) but wasted valuable time pursuing the design and construction without finishing it! I ended up making a prototype engine I learnt from a white man!
The thing is, I'm frustrated currently as there are no funds or a good standard of living to pursue this creativity even further! Sometimes I feel stupid (a lot of people have thought me so!) that I'm wasting my time and blame my daydreams for it!
If I had spent most of those wasted times searching for a good job, maybe I would have gotten one since and married very well!!!
IS MY DREAM RIGHT? or should I abandon it?

[quote author=NwaAmaikpe post=85742603]



I am proud of him and I hope he does not feel bad about this.

He has the money,
He has the fame,
He has the looks,
He has the charisma,
He has the achievements,
He has the preek

He'd only be a fool to shortchange himself by sticking to one lady when he should use all his spare time in getting his preek wet.
The worst that will happen is that she will leave and another will happily come.
In fact, he should dump the two of them.

These ladies are not loyal.
They're down with you when you're up,
And the relationship is up once you're down.
Then you'd chase after them like a lost puppy while they make you feel guilty for making it fail.

Being broke amplifies your flaws but a rich man is loved and God-sent to them.
Ask Venita or ask Regina.

By default, the most subtle of women is a self-centered schemer.
So you think you're playing her when she actually designed the game plan for you.

Even your own wife who complains that you spend too much time hanging out with your male buddies in your youthful days won't give a shiiit about you when she goes spending months on end doing 'omugwo' at the kids' when you two are aged and your game is up.

Enjoy life now my brothers.
But enjoy it safely.
If you wanna go raw, just ensure you don't let a dumb girl get pregnant for you.

God bless Ubunja with more wisdom so that his miseducations will further free more fvckboy, toycvnt husbands who think the only reason God created them is to lick female butt.
If only they knew they'd have more butts to play with if they never licked one.

Men have been the victim all along, these crafty women are the victors.
They make you feel guilty for wanting more yansh when they won't think twice to spread their legs for anyone who can give them attention, give them money or tell them what they want to hear.

Lacazette please don't allow yourself be at the mercy of a woman because the only thing she can offer to you can be offered to you by thousand others.

I keep telling my friends, You're one of the most intelligent nairalander ever to grace this earth!
I noticed how you wrote your masterpiece to seem poem-like. I can only imagine a scene from a nollywood movie where a man who at the verge of taking his life because of a woman gets hit by these words of wisdom from a friend with a poetical speaking style! That movie would sure be a bomb and a life saver to many attempting that nonsense!!!
Nigerians don't know what they got in you. If you were abroad (Western World), you would have been called their modern day Socrates!!!

MAY UBUNJA REIGN SUPREME!!!

[quote author=EXLOVER post=85200070]She look so sick.

Doing giveaway this xmas. I'm giving 5k each to first 10 people to quote this comment.

I wish this is true!

[quote author=ifyalways post=83943261]The type of women you attract .
One is unnecessarily vindictive and dramatic and the other stuck on you.

There are chances you can still work out things with your wife/baby momma. Can you both take a weekend out, leave the baby for the grannies and try to work/talk things out ?

Na grannies bring the pikin come this world? why contribute to their suffering??

I actually got a young girl pregnant too even when I wasn't ready for marriage! I know that temptation; sometimes you feel as if you were trapped by the lady who didn't let you enjoy your bachelorhood enough! The OP isn't a bad person, he just forgot self-control somewhere perhaps thinking the girl may not get pregnant or will 'know what to do' if shit happens! That was how I was trapped!!!

I Suppose it was their law school?

What of Tony Tetuiller? Been a very long time we heard from him!

NwaAmaikpe:





Maimunat was married to Abdulwahab.
He beat her at every opportunity he got till she decided she had had enough and ran back to her parent's house.

Two months later, Abdulwahab was in her parents' home with the neighborhood's Imam; his family and some neighbors to plead for forgiveness and ask her back.

He said the separation had made him realize his life was worthless without Maimunat in it.
He even cried and offered to be beaten up as atonement for all his wrongs.

Her family were moved by his repentance and sincerity so they convinced Maimunat who was already in an affair with me to go back to him.
She did; just to save face for her family.

Two weeks later.
We heard Maimunat was dead from a broken neck.
All thanks to Abdulwahab who claimed he was trying to massage her neck after she complained of an ache in it.

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I hope this story means something to any Nigerian hoping to stay back in South Africa after reading and witnessing this charade of an apology.

People don't change.
They are whom they've let us know they are.

Xenophobia is the one thing wrong about South Africa which must change if Nigerians must prosper there.
But wouldn't you rather be in South Africa than back home in Nigeria where everything is wrong?

There's something about this guy!!!
He seems to have perfected the art of being at the extremes of two worlds apart; he could be strikingly intelligent or hopelessly foolish!

gwarotango:
Is this the kind of person the Ibos hope to lead them to Biafra? I mean are all of them so gullible to his lies?

What makes you feel the Igbo has made him their mouthpiece?? Or do you think it is every Igbo who clamour for Biafra?
Would you say because Boko Haram has been fighting in the restive North it automatically translates to meaning every Northerner?

This man is a raving lunatic and should be seen as that simple. Some Igbo's might kill him themselves if they ever get a chance to meet him!

Is he the owner of Saleh M. generators?

One day I'll invest about a 100 million in this contest!

If whales are endangered species then Africans didn't contribute to that!!!
Compared to the Caucasian nations we don't have the capability to catch whales!!!