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Politics › Re: Majority Of One-third Out Of Overall Senate Members Can Impeach Saraki – Sagay by Melonny(m): 5:57pm On Aug 10, 2018

uzobaby:
In one breath you call Sarki's emergence as senate president fraudulent ,on the other hand you clap for Adeosun who forged NYSC certificate, and you think you are still normal. ..your SAN SHIP and professorship is a disgrace to the legal bench...NBA should do the needful

Counter what he has said with an argument. The constitution states, votes of not less than two-thirds majority of the members of that House. It didn't explicitly states that " the two thirds of the entire (all) members of the house. A quorum is 1/3 of all the members of the house, then, 2/3 of the one third can impeach. Please counter with an argument not insult.
One may just think, people with no arguments should not post a counter to a thread.

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Romance › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction? If Your Girlfriend Slaps Your Mom by Melonny(m): 5:37pm On Aug 09, 2018

I can't date a girl that would think of slapping Iya Ayo.
Anyways, if it happens, She's got a mom right? I am gonna slap her mom silly.

Politics › Re: Boma Goodhead Confronts Masked DSS Men Blocking NASS Gate (Photos) by Melonny(m): 10:36am On Aug 07, 2018

bloodykiller:
that's Tavor X95 - 5.56 NATO 16.5"

wow! That gun is worth $1999.00 per one. I saw it on Google.

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Family › Re: Marriage List Of A Community In Akwa Ibom State (Photos) by Melonny(m): 3:04pm On Aug 03, 2018

Lalas247:
The list is small seff
Another A4 sheet will do .... some guys don’t know the value of a good woman ... he should buy it all and then some ....

My own list na book
Please don’t quote me o ... it’s friday

Romance › Re: South African Man Shares His Heartbreaking Story On Twitter (photos) by Melonny(m): 6:26am On Jul 23, 2018

I am not surprised. You can still read this now https://www.nairaland.com/3913603/dont-kill-yourself-woman-cant or you will learn the hard way.

Education › Re: Top Great Psychological Tricks We Should All Learn by Melonny(m): 3:43pm On Jul 21, 2018

Shukusheka:
1. Refer to people you’ve just met by their name.: People love being referred to by their name and it will establish a sense of trust and friendship right away.
Example: “Nice to meet you Ebuka. So, Ebuka how do you know Tope?” And continue to repeat name throughout the conversation.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbfce1436cdf3eba1c9176e6086a398d/tumblr_p2wppmahB11v1z098o1_400.gif

2.Pay attention to people’s feet:Pay attention to people's feet. If you approach two people in the middle of a conversation and they only turn their hips and not their feet, they don’t want you to join in the conversation. ~~Hips~~ Feet don’t lie.
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3.Ask people for small favors.: It trains their brain to think you like them even if you don't. And then make your way up-to asking big favors.
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4. Try to sit next to an aggressor: if you do want to avoid an aggressive confrontation with someone, you just have to take a seat right next to them. The close proximity will make the aggressor less likely to have a go at you, as they will not feel comfortable with showing aggression to someone so close. I use this trick often in hot meetings.
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Celebrities › Re: Getbodiedbyj Removes Silicone Injections: Shares Photo Of Her Flat Butt by Melonny(m): 12:13pm On Jul 16, 2018

pp802:
Why? Why risk your life just because you want to be admired by a man? Why not live the way God created you?

Ladies, if your man doesn't love your natural body, then he truly doesn't love you. Trust me, you will still get a man that would appreciate that flat yansh, flat boobs, etc!

#Loveyournaturalbody
Ladies don't inject silicon to impress any man. They do so to compete with fellow women.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Family › Re: My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home by Melonny(m): 7:16am On Jul 15, 2018*

Heseesall, don't ever, like never ever change the house document to his full name. Even if you have to submit to your husband, don't be stupid. Speak to a lawyer not a pastor. Lawyers are professionals.
Again, don't change the document to his name. Please do if you want to cry later. Seek advise from a lawyer not a pastor

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Politics › Re: #EkitiDecides 2018: APC Wins Fayose’s Local Government by Melonny(m): 7:09am On Jul 15, 2018

SEONaijaExpert:
The political strategy of APC to win Fayose's LGA is one to consider for thesis

Apc wining in Fayose's local govt is no big deal. Check the break down of results from the local government. Afao, Fayose's town is smaller compared to Iyin, igede etc. The results from places like Iyin, a core Apc town made him lose. Please, remember that Michael Bamidele, otunba Niyi Adebayo are from this town. It's no rocket science.

Politics › Re: Ekiti Election: How APC And PDP Stand In The 16 LGAs In Ekiti by Melonny(m): 8:51pm On Jul 13, 2018

How is Irepodun/ifelodun a pdp stronghold? The fact that Fayose is from this local govt does not mean he will win. His town is one of the smallest amongst the towns in the LG. M.O. B controls this LG. Apc will win this LG

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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Melonny(m): 6:55pm On Jun 23, 2018*

Boschh:
Glad to hear that you like it..

Till Friday next week..

No. The next airing date is 26th of June. That is on Wednesday. Check Wikipedia. It should be downloadable on Thursday. It's on my calender already.

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Melonny(m): 11:38am On Jun 23, 2018

Boschh:
I've been shouting CONDOR for the past two weeks now..

I Love that movie.. Just downloaded Episode 3 now..

Nice recommendation. I started episode 1 yesterday and I have watched 3 episodes already. Waiting for the next.

Romance › Re: Don't Marry Guys Who Have This 10 Habits... by Melonny(m): 2:07pm On May 19, 2018

So I should put a woman first? Nonsense. In fact, women don't want to be the first thing in your life. The first thing is your life - (career, be a man-make money).
Any man that takes a woman to be the first thing in his life is doomed.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Convert Airtime To Cash? by Melonny(m): 11:16pm On Apr 24, 2018

Psalm 151: 3-9

Romance › Re: Why Yoruba Men Should Be Added To The List Of Natural Disasters - Twitter User by Melonny(m): 6:52am On Apr 12, 2018

Guys should wake up. Don't be a nice guy like the German African guy. Be a Yoruba demon. I can bet the babe will still end up with the demon. Nice guys= Losers

Romance › Re: Why Are Women Always Favoured More Than Men? by Melonny(m): 9:35am On Apr 08, 2018

Oreofepeters:
In our society today, women are being favoured more than men.
That's why I'm asking, why is it like that?.
After all there should be gender equality. In my dictionary, "misogynist is described as a hater(man) of women. But couldn't find a word that befit the hatred women have on men.

Imagine myself coming here or police station to rant, how I was raped by a girl nobody will believe me.

Please i don't understand, abeg enlighten me.

Pardon my English............

The world is built to favour women. Imagine when a man will have to go jail for physical abuse and there is no court case against emotional abuse.. Even with this, they look at roles, functions men do well at and they complain, the world didn't put them there. My question is, did I say they shouldn't become a president or a medical doctor? Bro, read about red pill and understand why people won't believe you..

Romance › Re: Am I OK To Cut This Friendship Off Or Am I Over-reacting? *serious Answers Only* by Melonny(m): 8:46pm On Mar 31, 2018

Juicy tits.... Lol. Na 5 alive? But why is she angry over Juicy tits

Family › Re: I Am Beginning To Despise My Parents... Am I Overreacting? by Melonny(m): 6:40am On Mar 25, 2018

Hi Desirae, don't leave your parent's house. Too much freedom may have negative effects on you. You are being treated like a teen because they care about you. Are you the only child?
Stop behaving like a kid too, you will get calls, just ignore them, you can take care of yourself. You don't need to give reasons to stay over at your friend's. Behave like an adult. Let them see you as an adult. Behave more like a man. Say where you are going or where you at but don't give reasons.

Nairaland General › Re: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by Melonny(m): 6:41pm On Mar 17, 2018

Ellabae:
No they are not but it worked nd still working fine.

wooah! I have a friend who took almost the same option as you but the parents got back together after so many years. They didn't remarry but they are very close. I hope your mom has reasoned and accepted the reason you took your decisions? Because some will still be angry.

Nairaland General › Re: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by Melonny(m): 6:20pm On Mar 17, 2018

Ellabae:
I was closer to my dad nd at that time I blamed my mum for the divorce.

You were able to make informed decision then. I guess it worked all fine and I know they are back together.

Nairaland General › Re: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by Melonny(m): 6:05pm On Mar 17, 2018

Ellabae:
That was the day I was given a choice to choose who to follow after my parent messy divorce. That's day I saw my mum cry but I had to choose my dad.

This must have been the hardest decision you have taking so far? Don' t mind my asking, your Dad, really? I would have easily chosen my Mom

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Nairaland General › Re: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by Melonny(m): 5:59pm On Mar 17, 2018

ClumsyFlimsy:
You sound like a deranged fellow

thank you Mr Sane.

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Nairaland General › Re: Share A Day You Can Never Forget by Melonny(m): 5:48pm On Mar 17, 2018

That was when I wanted to beat one girl in my secondary school. The girls raised alarm and the master punished me. He said would report me to the principal the next day. I was shocked when no guy except my best friend then pleaded on my behalf. I expected them to beg the master for me. I was alone, it felt like the world turned it back against me. I knew I would be expelled the next morning, I knew my soldier dad will kill what is left of me after my mom's beating.
I graduated from the school because the girl I wanted to beat led other girls to beg the house master. The guys were no where.
I can't forget this day. The devil repented and pleaded on your behalf, isn't that a perfect ending?

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Romance › Re: Deflowering A Lady Boosts One's Ego -Ubunja by Melonny(m): 6:10am On Mar 14, 2018

[quote author=TheUpsetGirl post=65817062]this ubunja of a guy is just stupid... he wants to deflower ladies for pleasure.... keep saying he wants to marry a virgin, yet he's not a Virgini so the bab Shai! I feel your pain. It is very pitiful but don't you worry, a nice beta guy will come knocking.

Romance › Re: Deflowering A Lady Boosts One's Ego -Ubunja by Melonny(m): 8:54am On Mar 13, 2018

BaeMercy:
Wow! I see many guys here worship this Ubunja Lol
Ubunja Is Your God But Not Mine
Continue to disagree it is none of my business
When did i run my mouth? lol
Victim of what? woman should be treated equal because we are all humans
I never qouted you
So, Let the guy i qouted come and disagree with me then i will respect his opinions
It's Between Me And Him
As for you, what you said doesn't count
I didn't mention you
NEXT!

let me just reply for the fun of it. Ubunja is an incredible guy who has managed to know a lot most guys don't. Do I worship him? Hell no. You didn't mention me, yeah, I know. I was just trying to correct what you said about guys being mature whilst the ladies play the victim card. I think I was mildly irritated by what a colleague of mine did and I wanted a payback. All people could say was ' be the guy and be mature'. On seeing the same thing here, I just want to voice out my frustration. Lol

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Romance › Re: Deflowering A Lady Boosts One's Ego -Ubunja by Melonny(m): 10:46pm On Mar 12, 2018

BaeMercy:
You were too harsh but its fine
Do you think it is sane for men and women to always exchange words?
No, but It is said that a man is suppose to be more mature when it comes to issue like this
You don't need to insult any women
It doesn't make you a real man
For Instance " If you fight with a woman, who will be blamed? you! because people will tell you to ignore her cuz she's a lady
You Barb?

I totally disagree with you. Who says a man should be mature when arguing with a fellow human? Who wrote this rule? So people. Say, let her say her nonsense and I act mature so that people will echo how great am I for being stupid. Can't a lady be sensible enough? Don't lady want to be treated equally as men?
My dear, stop playing the lady(victim). Ubunja will say, fight emotion with emotion. Don't go and be running your mouth like tap and you expect a nice stupid man.

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Literature › Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by Melonny(m): 7:48pm On Mar 02, 2018

Dan Brown's - Da Vinci Demon

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Nairaland General › Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Melonny(m): 7:23am On Feb 27, 2018

Before this dies, let me add mine.
1) I assume everybody thinks I am proud and hates me because I careless about people's feelings. They think I am weird because I don't get very close or familiar with them except for selected 2 persons in 100.
2)I feel like a newcomer everytime I visit a place I have gone to more than a hundred times.
3)If you hurt me, I can wait for 40 years to plan and get me revenge.
4)I don't like rules, limitations or restrictions. All these rules were decided without my consent, so let's break them.
5)I am attracted to rude girls at least stubborn girls. Someone who would give me the shit I dish out (Mind games).

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Literature › Re: Three Sides Of A Coin by Melonny(m): 5:21am On Feb 26, 2018

This story is as good as dead. I am very disappointed at Fiyah. She literally turned this posts to Game of thrones. I am out!

Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: post removed by Melonny(m): 9:55pm On Feb 17, 2018

tensazangetsu20:
The red pill is a mindset bro just as being an alpha male is.

Yes I know. I said it earlier, I have read lot of things of red pill. Just checking if my definition, YouTube's definition and the op's definition are same or at least correlate.

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