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op, I will be able to explain after I have passed my business analysis exam(p3) in December.

I will get outta my car like James Bond, throw the car key to my friend to carry the old woman to the hospital. I will stay with my dream wife. I am gonna woo her brains out. My friend will come back to pick me and the girl later

Kittenprincess1:
i Need A Job And A Lively Enviroment.I Dont Nid Money

Our expectations sometimes may be too high. there is time for everything, yours will come. I thought the worst thing I will ever see is the sight of Beans on a Sunday afternoon until I saw people kicking down my neighbor's door then seeing his body hanged to a rope is the most horrible thing I have seen..

Kittenprincess1:
Life is so tiring,i jst want to go foever and never come back.

So you want to be like my neighbor who committed suicide last month. Life is tough for everyone, it ain't smiling. So you going for ever will be the right choice, right? Don't try it!
You should understand that whatever you are going through in life is as a result of the choices you've made. Maybe they are not the smartest ones. Deciding to go forever will be another wrong choice.
Life may be too tiring or boring sometimes, remember to try out new things, meet new people, try that plan that seems unattainable. You will find grace because it is for everyone.
The similarity between a rich man, a poor man and my dead neighbor is, Grace is free for all.

there is nothing wrong asking for a loan. However, he needed a phone and he has a budget, he starts saving for the phone. you have to understand the motives people hold money. I am sure No Man would have given you the money.
Going forward, when you need loan, do tell him in advance. so that he will able to make a budget for it.

Bolustical:
What were Ekiti people expecting before? Critical infrastructure? Lol

He who eats the RICE must surely pay the PRICE

The election of Fayose is one of the greatest insults to we the Yorubas,

2018 is here and that is the time to redeem yourselves, Ekiti people.

Don't be too optimistic of 2018, Ekiti people rejected Fayemi for Fayose. Till now, I don't understand why we made that decision. Anyways, even if we vote in competent persons, don't you think these set of incapable house of assembly men will be a bottleneck?
I am waiting for 2018. I am going to Ekiti to vote and I urge every Ekitikete to go home to vote.

Green. I will live forever to be the CEO, the director then the owner. Assets may change hands but I will stay eternal to own the world

Honda woman will charge the husband for divorce and she will get half of the husband's assets.
Range woman will charge Honda woman to court for carelessness.
Husband will be divorced then girlfriend will date another man.

I hate it when a girl won't be able to figure out some basic functions on her android phone, and will now ask me to help her out. Who taught me?
Copy and paste, downloading, open a social media account, can't tweet etc they ain't rocket science.

FortuneTeller:
This is the wrong thing to tell him. This is how he will be accused of sexual harassment. Please do not give such advice. The young lady is making it clear that she does not agree with his behavior, yet you are telling him that she likes him. I hope you don't come to a Western Country and do that. You may even be jailed for unwanted advances.

Okay,when I saw madam fortuneteller on my mention,my eyes almost ran outta my head so as not to read the imminent abuse and demeaning words. Based on our previous encounter.Wow! you disappointed me sha.
-I have trained myself to approach information in a rather different way from others. What if I am right on this? It is possible I am not wrong. I did not prescribe he sexually assault the girl, I only suggested he broke off the wall around her in a friendly way.

op, isn't it obvious sacking her isn't the solution. this is my view, I think the girl likes you, maybe you are young, her ideal kinda man or an alpha kinda guy. Not entering your room is just a thing of the mind that is she has tried to discipline her mind so she's avoiding every form of contacts, frowning her face etc
My advise, talk to her, touch her arm. Just touch her in friendly way sha
she's not kid. the heart wants what it want.

I am just sorry for the family of this fool. Even if the president won't come back, the acting president ain't as gentle as we think. He is smarter than the President. No one will pity or remember you because history doesn't remember losers and fools. Ask the family of that man or runner-up in 100m at the last Olympics.

commyluv:
he doesn't even chat

wow! Did you play very hard to get before you agree to date him? I don't see any reasons he wouldn't call or text. You better start thinking like a man, and give him the space he wants for now. Play the woman too. Let him call you not the other way round for now.
If the problem persists, do not hesitate to meeting new friends.

I am not the guy, so, I don't know why he's doing that. Talk to him and ask him why. However ,for one, I don't enjoy calling as well. Does him text or chat more? If he does then fine. Talk to him, don't ask us to analyze your boyfriend because we are not him and we don't know what's in his mind.

We were brought up never to cry. On several occasions, I just want be cry, maybe it will make me feel better or humane. I try so hard but it will never come..
As a man, everything is so Bleep!ng hard, no manner from heaven.

kandyj:
never use preseason to judge a player's performance for the new season. he might come and give man united the EPL cup or sustain a serious injury that could rule him out for a longer time........ even though I'm a strong Chelsea fan, lukaku is a good buy for united.

Judging by the antecedent, Lukaku has only been injured for 58 days in his career, 9 games missed so far. the last time he sustained an injury was 14/15 season for 27 days 4 games.
However, it is considerable to look at the past but sometimes the past might not be a good benchmark for the future considering a change in environment. I hold high hope,he won't sustain any injury for the next two seasons.
Glory Glory Man Utd

Lukaku is a good player, no doubt. i watched all his goals last season and he didn't score any penalty goal from all 26 goals unlike others. I enjoyed the goal against city; only a good player will convert such. the attempt that hit the upright pain me sha.. Glory Glory Man Utd!

i think husbands loving their wives is tougher. the verse states "love your wives as God loves the church that he gave his only son for it".

12am-13:30pm then 4pm-10pm. that's 13:30hours plus 6hours= 19:30hours. Pedro,Lagos.

cheapgoals:
Lol.. Dont wish.. You send em on errands and pay ur dues..

Those dues re sometime and somewhat very dangerous.. Letting em do ur bidding is a dangerous path to Asylum or straight death

wait o, I am now scared o. I dey shake sha. na play I dey play o.

sexybbstar:
Lol,i dont have the ability to do that but some people on this thread can do thqt.They can summon devils.

lol.. I knew there was a remote chance of this happening. I was joking anyways but I wish it would be possible someday. let the ghost do your biddings then ask it to gist you later how scared the dupe was. lol. the ghost could even take pictures as proof.

sexybbstar:
Some peoplehave the ability to do that but for those who dont the ability,the spirits can fight on his or her behalf .

I guess that is an affirmation? You are joking,right? Can you help me send the ghosts to someone I dislike on Nairaland? Madam fortuneteller, you have called me what I am not, so, I just want sexybbstar's friends and associates to fall on you.

sexybbstar:
No I'm not.

After all these ghost talks, something remained unanswered,Can you summon these ghosts to do your biddings? for example, reporting that guy you dislike so much on Nairaland to the ghost.
I followed you before, but I am not doing that anymore in fear of avoiding the stated above.

Tiny23:
Funny,mine was sheep,horse,pig,tiger,cow.

i think the test sightly addressed my top priority which is my career. It's just like Maslow's theory of need. I guess love is your top priority?

Na lie ,i placed cow, sheep, pig,horse and tiger..

Na career woman. i can stand the sight or think of my wife being a full housewife. i married her because she has an ambition and her goals are high but attainable. i will support her fully till she reaches self actualization. The environment keeps changing. Full housewives become outdated and I've got social and esteem needs. Career woman go help my family better jor.

Isaiah 55: 8-9“For my thoughts are not your thoughts,neither are your ways my ways,”declares the lord
9 “As the heavens are higher than the earth,so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.
I dare not question God Almighty. What we pray for sometimes ain't what he wants for us.
He doesn't seek opinion or advice before he decides what is good for you.

30k for accounting graduates. Accounting graduates ain't an Accountant until becoming a professional. So, 30k is too small, Sir.

I had an interaction with a married man recently and I was shocked that he accused his wife(women) for his unhappiness. He stated his wife was fat. She looks unattractive as hell!
The question is, during your courtship, did you know she's going to get fat sometimes later? did you not know she was very lazy when it comes to exercising? you know but you opted to ignore and expect miracles.
Even when she gets fat after marriage, what have you done to make her healthy and be in good shape? Instead of complaining, why don't you get her some gym & fitness clothing and go to the gym together at least for three weeks.
Be a man, take the lead and don't be too selfish! lol..

The problem is expectations or standards. Ordinary, a woman can't sit and decide out of the blue what you are giving her is small.. A benchmark must have fueled this thought. the benchmark may come from a friend whose husband was able to give more as compared to what your wife gets.
I am not saying your wife should not have friend o. Use wisdom now before a better man that will give her more comes knocking. love your wife unconditionally, give her more if she deserves it or cut off the source of benchmark.

well, if I were the wife, I will just silently pick up my bag and exit the house without uttering anymore lies.. The more excuses she gives brings up very relevant and unavoidable questions.
The husband should just watch her leave without saying a word.