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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by membranus: 4:26pm On Sep 04, 2022
ManU getting ready for a good shellacking from Arsenal.

Gonna be fun to watch.

We your mockers are here in full force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:56pm On Sep 03, 2022
Lamasta:
Liverpool and Chelsea are being padded to the top
Haha, haha, small, small o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:52pm On Sep 03, 2022
3 points in the bag for Chelsea.

Our mockers enjoy your spoilt day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:39pm On Sep 03, 2022
baralatie:
Mods it is 1 _1
Mod is on sleeping mode.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:34pm On Sep 03, 2022
1:1.

Our enemies will soon celebrate us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:30pm On Sep 03, 2022
mattmogan88:
This one is reading book of Lamentations grin
No I am reading book of Revelation. The season is just starting. You will understand by and by.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:24pm On Sep 03, 2022
Chelsea collected 1.

This Chelsea team is weak this season. Maybe because of the new arrivals. Yet to understand each others. Kante is also being missed in the midfield.
Foreign AffairsRe: Boris Johnson Joins The Police In Raiding A Man's Home At 6am (Pic) by membranus: 3:59pm On Sep 02, 2022
Opintiwa:
Secret special Agent Asiwazzz
Bad boy, tagging my man " Quarter to Quench. cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: "We Do Not Abduct Citizens": DSS Replies Amnesty Over Disappearance Of Persons by membranus: 2:41pm On Sep 01, 2022
modsfucker:
I'm one of them and I'll make you disappear... Run for your life before I catch you.
Mewa o ko to be.
PoliticsRe: "We Do Not Abduct Citizens": DSS Replies Amnesty Over Disappearance Of Persons by membranus: 12:01pm On Sep 01, 2022
modsfucker:
Tell me one person that has been forced to disappear by the DSS.
Read through the thread, you will have enough first hand testimonies to satisfy your enquiry.

DSS is evil, and if you are one of them, you have better change your ways or nemesis will catch up with you.
PoliticsRe: Dele Alake: Peter Obi Deceiving Everybody, I Won’t Retract My Statement On Him by membranus: 11:46am On Sep 01, 2022
franchasofficia:
This is how 2023 Presidential election result will be:

Peter Obi
Southeast - 85%
Southsouth - 67%
Southwest - 38%
Northeast - 18%
Northcentral - 32%
Northwest - 18%


Atiku Abubakar
Southeast - 8%
Southsouth - 25%
Southwest - 15%
Northeast - 38%
Northcentral - 23%
Northwest - 30%



Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Southeast - 3%
Southsouth - 6%
Southwest - 46%
Northeast - 24%
Northcentral - 34%
Northwest - 22%


Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso
Southeast - 1%
Southsouth - 1.5%
Southwest - 3%
Northeast - 19%
Northcentral - 6%
Northwest - 29%
What a sweet dream! Enjoy it while it lasts. When March 2023 comes, your eyes go clear.
PoliticsRe: Dele Alake: Peter Obi Deceiving Everybody, I Won’t Retract My Statement On Him by membranus: 11:20am On Sep 01, 2022
God1000:
APC doing campaign of calumny and character assassination, na their métier

Peter Obi is our next president, I will go on hunger strike if he doesn't win
Waiting to see your lean frame after March 2023 when your candidate lose the presidential election.

Hope you will have the courage to post it.
PoliticsRe: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 1:49pm On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
Young Man..u are still a baby christian! Grow up.
Now you have crossed the threshold.

It is coming.

Expect it.
PoliticsRe: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 11:47am On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
My brother, u cannot curse any man that Jehovah ( the Father of all spirits) has not cursed.

Who is he who speaks and it comes to pass, When the Lord has not commanded it?

Then Jesus came to them and said, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
Okay, you will soon know that God does not protect a rude and irreverent person from the hands of his enemies.

You had better run before you experience FIRE�!!
PoliticsRe: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 11:10am On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
U just shot yo self on d foot!

Meanwhile

U just rained all these curses cos I mentioned ur dad...
You had better stop it!

If you don't, I will place a worst curse on you that you will be dealing with for the rest of your life. I have the SUPERNATURAL POWER to do so, it is just the fear of GOD that is stopping me to do so now.

It is then you will know that Nairaland does not actually provide the invisible cover you think it gives you.
PoliticsRe: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 10:55am On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
I hope u won't get mad if a much younger person does that to ur father
Why my father, why not your father?

Useless utterance from an uncouth mouth. You must be a deranged person, an untrained dog.

For daring to mention my dead, but highly honorable father, you have heaped a load of curses on yourself. I pity you.

And useless #knivesout, may that knive that is out, may it be bring you shame.
PoliticsRe: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 9:39am On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
My brother, everything is wrong with that. Let's assume it was Putin or Biden or even Buhari that sat there, do u think he would stand that way he did?
But Kukah is neither Putin or Biden with goons as securitymen. So what, is Kukah complaining? Why are you using panadol for another man's headache?
EducationRe: Quacks: "I Was Specific About 3, Not All State Universities" - Prof Osodeke by membranus: 9:35am On Aug 31, 2022
Kastonkastroll:
Oga suspend that Una useless strike so that innocent students can go back to school. Shey d time wey u be undergraduate for Ambrose Alli, na so the government wicked u with strikes upon strikes?

Haba. No be by gragra and stubbornness some issues are resolved
Most problems, physical or spiritual, require gragra and stubbornness to resolve them. Read Matt 11:12 and you will understand that everything requires violent determination to achieve.

So ASUU is doing fine, including NMA, they are the two unions remaining fighting for their rights to operate comfortably in a dictatorial environment.
PoliticsRe: "Pepper Them oo": Nyesom Wike Dances While His Hypemen Praises Him (Video) by membranus: 9:02am On Aug 31, 2022
I hope he will remember to sing this in the prison he is destined for, after his governorship term, for his unbridled looting of River State treasury.

Shameless rogue.
EducationRe: ASUU Declares Indefinite Strike, Plans Increased Media Engagement by membranus: 4:27pm On Aug 30, 2022
Difrent:
Google is your friend. Don't doubt a topic you haven't researched.....they voluntarily elected not to get paid while on strike

That's no justification for ASUU wanting to get paid for work not done......seems you are not aware no worl no pay is LEGAL.
No 'worl' no pay not tenable in Nigeria. I have been involved in several strikes in corporate establishments, even going on to several months, and at the end of the strikes we collected our pays during and after the strikes in full.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Isaac Fayose, Vehicle Destroyed (Pictures) by membranus: 2:55pm On Aug 30, 2022
Johnrake69:
Vote wisely in the next election. I don't see what APC will do differently if re-elected. We already know that same ministers, security team will be maintained.

The same people stealing over 700K barrels of crude oil on a daily basis under their watch will continue business as usual.
I don't see any magic wand Peter Obi possess to change Nigeria for the better if voted in.

They are all bunch of rogues.
EducationRe: ASUU Declares Indefinite Strike, Plans Increased Media Engagement by membranus: 2:37pm On Aug 30, 2022
Difrent:
Show ASUU demands maybe unreasonable and unrealistic.
Government has met other conditions of ASUU.The main issues in contention now is the payment system and salaries for work not done.
At about February there was University strike in UK too but every lecturer that took part signed an undertaking not go get paid while on strike but ASUU member want go eat their cake and still have it...they should take the forfeiture of salary as the price to pay for saving the educational sector. They got paid for not working for 9 months because of strike in 2020....now its 6 months in 2022 . If ASUU insist on getting paid for those months they didn't work they are not serious and should be take to court. Enough of ASUU impunity.

THE BLAME IS STILL THE GOVERNMENT'S but ASUU too should be responsible and REJECT pay for work not done
Show us the UK's lecturers undertaking with their government not to collect salaries during strike, then we will believe you. Anybody can formulate any lies on social media.

And anyway the beneficial employment situations in UK, and avenues for social welfare existing in Europe are missing in Nigeria. So your comparison is way off the track.
Christianity EtcHow Prof. Is-haq Oloyede Stopped Pilfering At The Abuja National Mosque by membranus(op): 10:14am On Aug 30, 2022
He Stopped Corruption In The House Of God.

Prof Is-haq Olanrewaju Oloyede is the Secretary of the Supreme Council For Islamic Affairs and current JAMB registrar.
He performed a miracle at the National Mosque Abuja, few years ago.
After every Jumu'at Prayer, it is a normal tradition for the Mosque committee to raise money for running of the Mosque.
Prof Oloyede noticed that money raised after every Jumu'at prayer never exceeded 13k-14k.
This had been for long. So, one day he decided to personally drop 13k inside the box and the notes were marked without the awareness of the collectors. After every collector had gone round the mosque to collect money from as many dignitaries as usually present at the Mosque, the total money raised still didn't go above 13k and the particular notes he personally dropped were missing. OK, no problem!

The following Friday, he came to the Mosque with special boxes, the boxes were locked and the keys to them were kept with him.
As usual, the collectors went round the Mosque as dignitaries dropped their money directly into the boxes and after the whole thing, he opened the boxes and over 400k was realised !
Yeah over 400k !
The collectors disappeared all of a sudden !
This happens almost everywhere.
Love for wealth has turned people against their faith and conscience.
Not only in Mosques, Churches are not left out. Corruption is everywhere.

▪︎67-year-old Is-haq Olanrewaju Oloyede, a Professor of Arabic and Islamic Jurisprudence is the Chief Executive Officer/ Registrar of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB.
Though the agency he heads is not rated a revenue-generating one by the government, Oloyede has in the past five years remitted nearly N30 billion to the coffers of the Federal Government as operating surplus from the Board.
Last year, JAMB remitted N3.51 billion to the national treasury as part of its 2021 operating surplus.

#COPIED

SOURCE
PoliticsRe: Dele Alake: The Same Alphabeta People Complain Of Is Used By Opposition States by membranus: 2:42pm On Aug 29, 2022
yomi961:
That doesn't change anything.
It is still a condit pipe to steal our common wealth.
Tinubu is a diaster waiting to happen.
No yoruba Christian will vote APC come 2023, they decieved us and made us to believe that GEJ was the problem, now our eyes have opened to there game plan.
We all heard what happened in owo and what is happening in kaduna a Muslim Muslim state.
We yoruba Christian reject APC and there Muslim Muslim tticket
Your generalisation is too wide about who will vote for who. Come out of your utopian dream: There is no saint among the three contestants, they are all birds of the same hue. All of them are rogues.
Christianity EtcRe: Between Clergyman Mike Bamiloye And A Facebook User Asking About Heaven by membranus: 11:37am On Aug 29, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Bunch of confused people

God created heaven and earth

So where God dey when he dey create am

The most annoying thing is that humans think they are smart but how they allowed this spirituality and imaginary heaven to deceive them is what I don't understand
You will not want heaven to exist, and God sitting there waiting to judge you.

No, not with your line of business and way of life. But it is better you stop scamming others while there is still breath in you.
SportsRe: Southampton React With Hilarious Meme As Liverpool Thrash Bournemouth 9 - 0 by membranus: 8:47am On Aug 28, 2022
Stanislause94:
Na the way Obi go thrash Tinubu I Dey wait for next year, then Atiku go react with meme cheesy
Dream is cheap, enjoy it while it lasts.
PetsRe: Man Strangled To Death By His Pet Snake In Ghana (Photos,video) by membranus: 8:33am On Aug 28, 2022
qwertygeni:
People in Africa always associate snakes with evil. So weird
Not as weird as this one who killed its caring owner.
CrimeRe: Olumide Akpata: Some Lawyers 'Stole Phones, Bags" At Lagos Annual Conference by membranus: 9:50am On Aug 27, 2022
peacettw:
I find it strange that he announced this to the world. Is he truly ignorant of the long term implications both on his person and the profession as a whole? It would have been best to just simply express his concerns without going into fine details.

And to think that this is a lawyer trained in bending the truth.

I am terribly disappointed.
P
Truth cannot be hidden, no more. With the social media and CCTV, no, it can no more be hidden. It must come to the market square for all to see.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Damned My Director Over Incomplete Payment Of Allowance. by membranus: 6:54pm On Aug 26, 2022
xtivin:
Let me ask one question, just 1!!! During your 8 years did you add value to yourself or improve your CV? If no, you are the problem not your director
A de facto manager with dictatorial tendency sighted. Supporter of every managerial evil.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Eno Ubi-Otu, NDDC Director Of Finance & Accounts Over N25Bn Fraud by membranus: 7:49am On Aug 25, 2022
Nigerians in government establishments don't steal small, but bigger and bigger, leaving the rest of the country wretched.

Can this country ever be delivered from the evil morass of corruption which has pervaded every nook and corner of its economy? I strongly doubt this.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Turn Villagers Into Slaves In Katsina - Bashir Kurfi by membranus: 7:40am On Aug 25, 2022
Every one that knows, sponsors and supports the infiltration of these evil bandits into this country even their graves shall reject them, and dogs shall their carcasses in JESUS Mighty Name, Amen.
PoliticsRe: No One Insults And Attack More Than APC Trolls - Mr Macaroni by membranus: 11:49pm On Aug 23, 2022
Arysexy:
Igbos voted overwhelmingly for OBJ. Haiyou voted for igbos for once?
Igbos boted for PDP, which is their party till date, and under which OBJ ran for presidency then. The Yorubas did not support OBJ then, we supported Falae under AD, and the Igbos did not vote for him.

As for me not voting for any Igbos, in this present political dispensation, no Igbo has ran for the presidency under any major political party until now. If there is any detribalised and competent Igbo candidate, I will surely vote for him.

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