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Politics › Re: Enobong Philip Eyoren, The NCS Officer Who Tortured Me - Inibehe Effiong (pics) by membranus: 2:58pm On Sep 07, 2022
Idaytesj29:
You are very stupid. If you want liberty and freedom, you stay back in your house. If you did not commit any crime and you are not in the mix of the scene of the crime the judge will not remand you. And immediately you entered the prison you were told to abide by the rules and instructions of even the most junior of the officials in the Prison.

You were asked to observe the regular morning personal hygiene which has a time and period it must be done, you were adamant and wanted to proof big man that you will do it at your own time. That alone is disobedience and part of what made did out there that caused you to be in prison. And you want the authorities to fold their arms. You called that upon yourself.

Be law abiding you will not listen, even in prison you want to be disobedient. You truly deserve to be locked up.


N.B

This is to the Lawyer himself who posted this here.

Firstly, go and submit the phone you are using to post this to the authorities, you are already violating another law, that will land you in even more serious trouble. Don't say you are not warned before you start crying human rights again.

Now listen,
When you are in Prison, you can't t dictate time and you follow instructions. Till you regain your freedom through a competent court. Any attempt to disobey, malign, abuse and disrespect the superintendent in charge or other officials in the full glare of other inmates will lead to general inmate disobedience and possibly prison riots. So, the authorities will deal with you or whoever is involved mercilessly because you are trying to put their lives in danger.

So, Prison is not a relaxation center or where you do as you want. It's a strictly controlled environment. If it's not controlled, when people like you finally leave the Prison with such kid glove treatment that you are clamouring for, you go about littering the public space with rubbish that they do nothing in Prisons. And if you are a member of a armed bandit, you will have the audacity to lead your men to attack the prison to kill, release hardened criminals and increase the general insecurity of our country.

Be calm, be humble, abide by rules, respect begets respects. You behaved unruly before a judge, the same thing is what you are doing in Prison.

Because you are a lawyer does not place you above all the extant rules in different facets of the country, especially Prison. You are not even an SAN yet. When you become SAN or NBA president, you go just dey fight everyone for road abi? Lawyer lawyer, calm the facck down.
A potentially wicked Correction Officer sighted.

Well done oga hard warder.
Food › Re: How To Cook Delicious Edikang-Ikong Soup With Ugu And Water Leaf (Photos, Video) by membranus: 4:15pm On Sep 06, 2022
McOluOmo:
Ok










Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind
Na bukateria be your Ggal and cook then.
Politics › Re: We Don't Meddle In Internal Affairs Of Other Parties - APC Replies Iyorchia Ayu by membranus: 3:56pm On Sep 06, 2022
Thieving and incompetent party calling another thieving and incompetent party names.

Shameless people.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bridge Collapses With Officials On It While Being Commissioned In South Africa by membranus: 11:50am On Sep 06, 2022
Karma no get time for long thing anymore.

Collect it while you are there: that is Karma's new motto.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri On Tinubu: "We Cannot Have An Impostor As Our President" by membranus: 9:32am On Sep 06, 2022
Temptee101:
Amoda Ogunlere is a BATstard, you should have known that
But Bola Ahmed Tinubu is not a bastard, right?, only amoda.
Crime › Re: EFCC Declares Pastor Emmanuel Gbaruko, Another Wanted For Stealing N183m (Pix) by membranus: 8:07pm On Sep 05, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Pastor Emmanuel Gbaruko as what he did might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom, as our perfect Holy Bible said, looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all Midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's


Yahweh's ways are not our ways. its possible Yahweh instructed Pastor Emmanuel Gbaruko to connive with some people to take the money. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true man of Yahweh
And you were not afraid spewing all this blasphemies?

I fear for your life, and how it will ends.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Blows Hot After Goya Menor Won "Best Street Hip Hop" Award At Headies by membranus: 7:47pm On Sep 05, 2022
Westchester:
This werey will be irrelevant in 2 years time and might become a nuisance to the neighborhood, always high on some strong stuff, what a dirty hoodlum working for BATstards undecided


Shame on all agbadorians huh tongue
No! He is working for Obidient and Atiku parties.

Weren't you hailing him when he was sitting on Awo's statue at Osun State PDP's rally. You were ecstatic seeing the madman doing that.
Travel › Re: FAAN Apologises Over Faulty Escalators At Lagos Airport by membranus: 4:00pm On Sep 05, 2022
Taking full responsibility like Shaggy Boy after total service failure.

Nigeria's public service, a disgrace to our society.
Foreign Affairs › Re: New UK Prime Minister To Be Announced Today. Liz Truss Tipped by membranus: 8:50am On Sep 05, 2022
Kasssandra:
Lost in one of the earlier rounds of voting, but stillmade a strong showing though. She may end up getting a Cabinet position as a result, maybe future leader, who knows. Some of the conservative hoi polloi liked her a lot.
Which one be "hoi polloi" again?

Abeg talk language when local boy fit know.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Why Should I Steal Public Money When I’m Richer Than Joe Bidden? by membranus: 8:31am On Sep 05, 2022
Obi cannot deceive us with that fake promise. All politicians in Nigeria thief. They thief because of the huge sums spent in their political campaigns.

Also because thieving is second nature to black Africans in public offices. Or else, why should Emefiele be stealing at CBN after all the money he made, and still making at Zenith Bank?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by membranus: 6:27pm On Sep 04, 2022
Chelsea displaced to 6th position on the table.

A deserved win for ManU.

Enjoyable match all through.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by membranus: 6:11pm On Sep 04, 2022
Maguire, their Archilles heels is in.

Hope no mistake on the way!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by membranus: 6:09pm On Sep 04, 2022
ManU back to their winning ways.

Hope they keep it up down the season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by membranus: 4:43pm On Sep 04, 2022
It is inside for Arsenal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by membranus: 4:40pm On Sep 04, 2022
ManU playing rough.

Better be careful of red card.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by membranus: 4:26pm On Sep 04, 2022
ManU getting ready for a good shellacking from Arsenal.

Gonna be fun to watch.

We your mockers are here in full force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:56pm On Sep 03, 2022
Lamasta:
Liverpool and Chelsea are being padded to the top
Haha, haha, small, small o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:52pm On Sep 03, 2022
3 points in the bag for Chelsea.

Our mockers enjoy your spoilt day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:39pm On Sep 03, 2022
baralatie:
Mods it is 1 _1
Mod is on sleeping mode.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:34pm On Sep 03, 2022
1:1.

Our enemies will soon celebrate us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:30pm On Sep 03, 2022
mattmogan88:
This one is reading book of Lamentations grin
No I am reading book of Revelation. The season is just starting. You will understand by and by.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 3rd September 2022 by membranus: 4:24pm On Sep 03, 2022
Chelsea collected 1.

This Chelsea team is weak this season. Maybe because of the new arrivals. Yet to understand each others. Kante is also being missed in the midfield.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Boris Johnson Joins The Police In Raiding A Man's Home At 6am (Pic) by membranus: 3:59pm On Sep 02, 2022
Opintiwa:
Secret special Agent Asiwazzz
Bad boy, tagging my man " Quarter to Quench. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: "We Do Not Abduct Citizens": DSS Replies Amnesty Over Disappearance Of Persons by membranus: 2:41pm On Sep 01, 2022
modsfucker:
I'm one of them and I'll make you disappear... Run for your life before I catch you.
Mewa o ko to be.
Politics › Re: "We Do Not Abduct Citizens": DSS Replies Amnesty Over Disappearance Of Persons by membranus: 12:01pm On Sep 01, 2022
modsfucker:
Tell me one person that has been forced to disappear by the DSS.
Read through the thread, you will have enough first hand testimonies to satisfy your enquiry.

DSS is evil, and if you are one of them, you have better change your ways or nemesis will catch up with you.
Politics › Re: Dele Alake: Peter Obi Deceiving Everybody, I Won’t Retract My Statement On Him by membranus: 11:46am On Sep 01, 2022
franchasofficia:
This is how 2023 Presidential election result will be:

Peter Obi
Southeast - 85%
Southsouth - 67%
Southwest - 38%
Northeast - 18%
Northcentral - 32%
Northwest - 18%


Atiku Abubakar
Southeast - 8%
Southsouth - 25%
Southwest - 15%
Northeast - 38%
Northcentral - 23%
Northwest - 30%



Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Southeast - 3%
Southsouth - 6%
Southwest - 46%
Northeast - 24%
Northcentral - 34%
Northwest - 22%


Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso
Southeast - 1%
Southsouth - 1.5%
Southwest - 3%
Northeast - 19%
Northcentral - 6%
Northwest - 29%
What a sweet dream! Enjoy it while it lasts. When March 2023 comes, your eyes go clear.
Politics › Re: Dele Alake: Peter Obi Deceiving Everybody, I Won’t Retract My Statement On Him by membranus: 11:20am On Sep 01, 2022
God1000:
APC doing campaign of calumny and character assassination, na their métier

Peter Obi is our next president, I will go on hunger strike if he doesn't win
Waiting to see your lean frame after March 2023 when your candidate lose the presidential election.

Hope you will have the courage to post it.
Politics › Re: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 1:49pm On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
Young Man..u are still a baby christian! Grow up.
Now you have crossed the threshold.

It is coming.

Expect it.
Politics › Re: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 11:47am On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
My brother, u cannot curse any man that Jehovah ( the Father of all spirits) has not cursed.

Who is he who speaks and it comes to pass, When the Lord has not commanded it?

Then Jesus came to them and said, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
Okay, you will soon know that God does not protect a rude and irreverent person from the hands of his enemies.

You had better run before you experience FIRE�!!
Politics › Re: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 11:10am On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
U just shot yo self on d foot!

Meanwhile

U just rained all these curses cos I mentioned ur dad...
You had better stop it!

If you don't, I will place a worst curse on you that you will be dealing with for the rest of your life. I have the SUPERNATURAL POWER to do so, it is just the fear of GOD that is stopping me to do so now.

It is then you will know that Nairaland does not actually provide the invisible cover you think it gives you.
Politics › Re: Man Slams Sowore For Placing His Leg On A Platform Bishop Kukah Sat On (photos) by membranus: 10:55am On Aug 31, 2022
Knivesout:
I hope u won't get mad if a much younger person does that to ur father
Why my father, why not your father?

Useless utterance from an uncouth mouth. You must be a deranged person, an untrained dog.

For daring to mention my dead, but highly honorable father, you have heaped a load of curses on yourself. I pity you.

And useless #knivesout, may that knive that is out, may it be bring you shame.

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