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Chelsea's team looked ragtag.

Mooh247:




Weyrey see him comcom face like winch

You want to scam hardworking Nigerians

Later Na him and him people go dey form motivational speakers for Africans online



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"hardworking Nigerians" ko, corrupt ridden Nigerians ni.

iomoge2:
All of you insulting Tinubu and his Strength. But you all are relocating to Lagos daily.
Even your parents in the village cannot stay in your own states.

Now a man wants to make the country what lagos is to most of you and you are screaming.

Your so called young and strong beloved. Shie we see how he made the state he ruled better ?

We as a country are still at the stage where we need someone with good experience. Be sure to know that Tinubu would handover to the GenZ you want to rule…however allow him rule and bring sanity back.

A man looks at choice land and decides to put a monument there after settling the owners with other lands and you all are screaming foul. The exact owners are not complaining o. It’s you the waka pass.

Lands of your forefathers my arse. That’s why your villages are in ruins. You are not even welcoming enough to allow development. You kill your own selves because of land.
But we the Lagosains are ready to sell our land to you if we know you would develop it. And you think we are fools.

Imagine we Lagosians are as stupid as other states and do not sell the lands or allow the government take possession. Tell me if Lagos would be better off. Your own civilization!
If every state in Nigeria had a Tinubu…. I am sure Nigeria would be better off.

Vanity upon vanity but y’Al keep placing importance on vanity
It’s not like you can even do better with the land.

Nonsensical

TINUBU For president!

In your dream, not over Nigeria.

Baba, go and sit down for one corner. You are too old and polluted for the job.

We want a young, smart and bold man, who will dismantle this evil contraption called Nigeria.
It is no longer working, it has become a vehicle of illicit wealth for rogues and criminals in the society.

Martinelli wasting a lot of goal chances. Should be subbed.

Spurs are on the rampage tonight. Arsenal are in for a load of trouble.

ebufa:
Obasanjo they voted for 1989 and 2003 is apparently from the moon abi? Oga, do not underestimate the treachery you Yorubas are capable of!

Oga, mek you no lie for us o.

We Yoobas are gentle, amiable, friendly, accomodating, hospitable, guileless, truthful, sociable and are not treacherous at all oo.

And if you want our votes, we go give you. Just tell us jejely, we go deliver

MALIGNANTGuest:

He ran away and left the MUSIC behind!

No. He carried the MUSIC with him, on his neck and in his heart.

GooodHardDick:
Crazy things trends sells like mad in this country!!

I see this dance moves going viral.
I see Nigeria girls behaving and going naked while performing this dance moves. I see them recruiting in large number in their ashawo business

This i have seen.

Abeg, wey that false prophet niggar. Let him comma tell us what he sees

You have seen it all.

False Prophet has nothing else to see.

LordReed:
Anna Rountree's book where Jesus is romancing a woman in heaven? LoLz. Rick Joyner has to be one of the more delusional people who claim to be prophets. I read his book when I was still a Christian and I wanted to puke, it's just filled with nonsense after nonsense. I just read that all his children disagree with his political views, that's to show you how delusional he is.

If those were the only impressions you picked from the two glorious books, then your atheistic case is in critical stage, but you are not beyond redemption yet.

If the earlier suggested knowledge cures are not strong enough to end your religious cynicism, let me try on you a more portent cure. Try reading Mary Baxter two books on visitations to hell and heaven, these will do the job.

P.S. on Joyner's children disenchantment with their father's conservative creeds, that is the normal for majority of American Pastors' kids. They are mostly liberals, and do not subscribe to their fathers faith based leaning. But that doesn't mean they don't love their parents.

Sawcy:
He'll never stop it... Truth be told, I've not experienced someone who stopped, maybe because I don't associate myself with such people.

There are millions and one people who have done so. The takers usually stop taking it as they are getting older.

kkins25:
. Wait till you see my report.

When are you sending the report? Now or after you are dead?

Don't keep it too late, as I don't have eternity to wait for it.

LordReed:
Even your bible acknowledges that the dead know nothing and experience nothing. Death is the end, the off switch of every living organism. Meanwhile your living fellow believers are languishing in prison for various crimes. LoLz.

If you have you read the Bible from Genesis to Revelation you will know that your assertion above, that death is the end of everything, is false.

On the Mount of Configuration, two dead Bible personalities, Moses and Elijah came to meet Jesus to comfort Him concerning His coming crucifixion.

If you have you read about any After Death Experience testimonies on Internet, you will know that once you have been conceived in your mother's womb, your soul can never cease to exist, there is only transition to a spiritual realm after earthly death.

Moreover if you are really curious about this, let me introduce you just two books to open your eyes. One is Anna Rountree's "The Heaven Opened", and the other is Rick Joyner's "The Final Quest". These are two real life reports of living people who were taken to Heaven and Hell to record what were happening there for our knowledge. You can download these for free on Christian Library platform on Telegram. When you do so your life will never remain the same.

LordReed:
LoLz! So now the goal post has shifted from they don't believe in god to they are not real children of god or they are not godly. Bwahahahahaha!

When you finally experience life after death, which all of us will go through, it is then your Bwahahahahaha! will make sense.

LordReed:
LoLz! This is real funny. Most of the people ICPC and EFCC are jailing are believers in god, this your analysis na wash.

"Believers in god" are different from the GODLY. Believers in god are everywhere, but the Godly are rare.

The Godly are those who primary goal in life is to make heaven, and live with God till eternity.

For this set of people, business as being unethically practised by the generality of businessmen is a no go area.

Blake755:
I need an honest answer why is it those who doesn't believe in God are always successful

Because people who don't believe in God are open to every suggestion and means of getting wealth, without the limitation of religious do or donts.

They trade in any business, good or bad, without moral restraints. Betting business, alcoholic beverages biz: motel, Love Machine making, prostitutes accommodation, ecstasy, mpkurumiri businesses, etcetera are all welcome to them. Therefore they prosper, because they trade in and buy anything: cheating and lying are considered by them as necessary business acumen.

In government establishments, they manipulate and steal large sums of money. Some will even build churches to scam the gullible of their hard earned cash.

But for the Godly all the above are no go areas, therefore God helps them to manage their lives until He calls them home. Though some are rich, but not stinkingly rich, except some true pastors with large congregations.

WideMouth333:
Baba olowo d long prick funny stories....

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..
I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...
See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...
(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..
When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .
So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...
When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...
I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...
See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..
She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...
My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...
Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..
We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .
But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .
I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..
Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..
She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...
Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Baba olowo d long prick funny stories.......

Ol'boy you must continue and end this funny journey you have started, or it becomes wickedness.

Mumusaphire:
Taliban. All Nigeria women must wear this.

Including pocohontas and ishilove.

They will look super in that homogeneous garb.

Brighton 4 to ManU. This is beyond belief.

The whole team should shamefully resign, including the coaching crew. They have all failed.

Please, what's really wrong with ManU?

Why has its players deteriorated so much on all fronts?

The whole team needs to be overhauled.

Sweetplum:
Juju don spoil o. Chelsea iyaf escaped.
I go catch Una another time.

Sorry, wrong prediction.

See ya next time.

Sweetplum:
Sha do quick and go to bed.

I will notify you when about to fall asleep, and will be waiting for you gidigba.

Meanwhile my boys are working it out, remains another one by Lukaku again to make it an hat trick for him. Then game close.

43Ronin:
Achillis injury

Thanks.

Sweetplum:
I ll slap you in your dream tonight. No worry.

Omo, don't try it, my Guardian Lion will tear you apart.

If you know, you know.

Sweetplum:
I m here to witchcraft Chelsea. Dem no go win. Chelsea gbas, gbos, gbes, die, die, die!

Unfortunately for you, I am a witch catcher. Your power is neutralised.

Gbas, gbos to the Wolves.

Chelsea live, live.

The goal is in.

More to come.

Please what happened to Hudson Odoi?

I am missing him.

Sweetplum:
Chelsea die, die, die!

Auntie wetin Chelsea do you?

Chelsea live, live, live!!!

OyeofIkoTuN:
you just kee the baby for nothing, Try kill crocodile wey be your age and mate

He no fit dare dat one, him go run katakata.

The video is highly revealing of the relationship between the APC's presidential contestants and their high class supporters.

Tinubu is definitely the man of the moment because many of the politicians in the meeting owe their ascendancy to him.

Though Osinbajo was not given wide recognition in the meeting, but it is apparent that Akeredolu is in his camp.

While Aregbesola has somehow become a black sheep, many were avoiding him in the video.

But who is the old jolly man in white, he is friend to all, enemy to none.

Unknown Gunmen are also eating the national cake now through Emefiele.

Hope this will satisfy their hunger for power through violence.

DUNDEEMASTER:
So why is everybody interested in Emefiele matter.
Are they not seeing Amaechi, Osibanjo and co.
Afonja are a d remains the worst pple to associate with. They keep talking from side of there mouth.
They can backstab for Africa
I rather dine an Hausa and Fulani that this pple

I thought the Hausa/Fulanis were the one killing your people during the civil war, so why your sudden love for them?

O, I have forgotten, the Igbos have always been the lackeys of the Hausa/Fulani, they parley with them in the 1st and 2nd republics, and they leave their own APGA to cling to PDP since this current dispensation eating crumbs from the Fulani's PDP table.

Jonathan took away their chance after Yaradua, now it is the Yorubas turn again to eat the national cake, and they are now shouting betrayal, now please who is the betrayer?

Dagenius53:
After seeing the headline, I knew it will be SAHARA DESERT.

You gorrit wrang bro,

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