₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Men are cockroaches

Cockroaches keh!!

Another Rwanda genocide loading for men.

We better hide our precious heads before women cut them off.

Raph82:
The kind soap wey dem take prepare concoction for this guy no dey discriminate now, Nah WAZOBIA dem take buy d soap. Even if d guy enter Sokoto d seat of Caliphate during dis Ramadan, all d aboki dem go spray am money. The herbalist that finished this guy's work will not make heaven, walahi.

Just my thought too.

He made one single, and everybody dey spray am money upandan.

No be juju be dat!!!

Antimarraige:
Hmmm I'm scared oh because I'm going to see one divorced lady in ajah tomorrow, after we have had video sex multiple times I'm going to taste the real thing and she said I'm spending the night, God guide my steps oh

Why are involving God in your stupidity?

fourboys:
Mancity go just vex beat this people home and away again

Enhen! how you come know this?

a2d3rew:
who tell u is safe?, I'm in chibok local government,I was born there,all what is happening I'm also victim of all this,what he talk here is Truly, two weeks ago Boko Haram invite our village who knows,abi u know it?, Am not even inside the local government but I was in The village,
We can't build houses again we can't sleep at home, always inside Bush we are sleeping,we become lake animals , don't be witness while u no see.

That's terrible.

We are all praying for solution, but one thing I am sure of is that the solution is not coming from this present crop of polithiefcians looting the country.

Maybe the military will provide a better alternative.

illuminutty:
Vanity.

One day, we all gonna leave all that and lie in this unaware of how much money and how big, beautiful and rich our mansions were. We will be put in a casket and buried in a cold ground all by ourselves. We will not take anything with us.

Vanity crew spotted.

VoteTinubu2023:
Sahara Reporters' notoriety for fake news is making me doubt this story.

The Pastor might have spoken to his congregation metaphorically and not denotatively like Sahara Reporters is suggesting. Since the Pastor is relocating from Kaduna to Ekiti. Out of desperation to retain the members of his church, he could have promised his congregation a lot of spiritual gains and wealth if they decide to follow him down to Ekiti.

This is just a theory. I don't know the Pastor neither do I stay in Kaduna or Ekiti.


By the way : Remember to Vote Tinubu 2023.

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Seen you are gullible enough to give excuses to a fake pastor whose misdeeds are trending on social media, while blaming the newspaper who called out his religious travesty, how I am sure that you have not been hypnotised by your master polithiefcian who you are canvassing me for?
Therefore I will not vote for Tinubu.

RedChiefPriest:
A wise old spanish man once said "haz lo que tu mente te diga"

So I think we should follow what he said

Itumo?

jrusky:
Mr man we don't need Saint any longer it was Saint nullshit apc used to deceived Nigeria into Buhari hell. I'm not after Saint crap I'm after a human not a wicked spirit in human body like Buhari r apc again. Ok.

Pls if you are apc member pls and pls don't quote me again pls.

You are crazy. Speaking on a faceless forum does not mean you should lose your senses.

Does someone has to belong to any stupid party in Nigeria before asking a sensible question.

I will ask again, which saint among the present contestants do you think you can vote for which you believe will take this wretched country to the promise land?

And mind you, I will continue to quote you until you receive senses.

Pray4meJC:
For privacy reasons, I'm an old nairaland member.

About 22 / 23 years ago, a classmate in secondary school lured us into the act of masturbation. Few days later, I started practicing the act and eventually ejaculated after tough stimulation lasting almost two hours. It got to a point I was almost getting addicted doing the unclean act.

Thereafter I graduated to pornography when internet was just starting in Nigeria.
I went further to committing adultery and fornication in the heart rather than with the body by peeping on girls and women having their bathe all to fulfill my lustful eyes. I even watched couple have sex by peeping.

Even though I have stopped and repented from these like 12 years back, I still find myself struggling with other bigger problems called wet dreams, unusual erections and wormlike vibrations in my body and sometimes body freezing at night for 30 seconds to 1 minute.

These wet dreams occurred 2 - 3 times in a week and repeat same in like manner every week compulsorily throughout the year and go on and on the following year. I have gone for several dry fasting and prayer deliverance to no avail.

I don't see myself having sex in the dream when these wet dreams occurred. Sometimes, when the wet dream is about happening I'm conscious and try screaming the name or blood of Jesus but it seems am just very powerless and before I know it, semen has spilled out and I will remain like that. Sleep is distorted and all efforts to sleep is impossible.

Sometimes, when I go to bed early by 8PM and I get caught up by wet dreams by 9:30PM, it means sleep for that night is gone completely. I sleep maximum 2 hours daily because this stuff has messed my mind and life up.

Whenever I lie down to sleep, different uninvited thoughts start forcing themselves on my brain both those that happened today and the ones of years ago. I always try deflecting them by replacing them with bible quote or singing praise to God in my head.

I woke up since 2:30 am today with a wet burser soaked in semen and started typing this because I couldn't no longer sleep. Afternoon sleep is very impossible for me as it has never worked for even 1 minute

I'm greatly troubled and worried because I read my bible and pray before going to bed. I dream about my former schools etc.

As I speak, this stuff has rendered me financially devastated with millions in debt. Could not obtain university admission 19 years ago, brain can't simulate, not married, no kids. Very recently this year my health (details withheld due to family members who might find this posts) is suffering as I can't do anything to earn a living as I easily sored tired in the heart.

PS: At night, every day for all these years, uncontrollable strong erections will suddenly start building up whether I put up underwear or not and I think this is more than the 'morning erections ' science talks about. This is pure spiritual manipulation for me. Same thing happens when I get close to some females whether matured or underage, stupid uncontrollable strong erections suddenly pop up without any sexual thoughts whatsoever to these innocent females. Unfortunately, these arousal is also a problem because it inhibits low self esteem, shame and quick withdrawal from whatever discuss I'm having to avoid the bulge being noticed.

Lastly, a year before I got myself ensnared in all these evil activities, I was already developing memory loss and a single headache that almost took my life prior to all these. The headache can be best described as "sawchain and hammer " tearing the skull to pieces and lasted for hours and resistance to drugs. That was the first and last time I experienced such and any other for that matter.

Where do I go from here? Depression is real when solutions are being defiled.

If you are in Lagos, please go to MFM Prayer City along Lagos Ibadan Expressway for a deliverance session, and your problem will vanish away.

Your problem is spiritual and needs spiritual solution. Don't let anybody deceive you. If you are not in Lagos, go to the nearest MFM Church to you, tell your problem to the Pastor there, he will advice you on what to do.

jrusky:
Infact that would be one of the most precious day in my life in recent time if that demonic party can be disgrace out of office, bro I will personally throw a whole day party from morning till dawn in celebration.

Like someone said above: to vote which Saint in?

Tboymessiah:
NasoLifeBe!!!

African students go dey give dem sef wahala, African calling na Farming

Where is your own farm? I wan buy yam.

Mokason288:
At OP
sergio103 tell her to turn around I want to see something

There is nothing to see wey you never see before.

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior instead, and pray for her.

Shebbs:
Who Takes Responsibility For This?
The Government
The Community
The Individuals Involved

All of the above.

Govt: For not taking preventive action knowing the illegal operations going on there.

Community: For aiding and abetting the criminals.

Individuals: For not taking due precautions and ignoring safety standards in their illegal business.

Sparrk007:
las las kpofire better pass 60k salary per month you are receiving

Oil bunkerer spotted.

IGP is looking for you.

Penguin2:
Good analysis

But asking if our destiny is tied to either APC or PDP is senseless.

There’s need for us to be more realistic than idealistic.

A vote for any mushroom party, no matter how good their candidate is, is a vote for APC.

It is stupid to vote for a that only has office in Abuja. These parties have no structure nor agents at polling booths to protect their votes.

So, for me, our mission in 2023 should be to take out APC and then plan how to take out PDP itself if they mess up again.

No to APC.

BIG NO to PDP.

Both parties are nests of criminals and high class rogues.

JOemmy:
The way nigerians play their own politics is just too idiotic where in the world do u find the masses come out to protest for their politicians to contest elections?

Rent a crowd.

Edoblakky:
Are you okay at all? To what end was the weak lineup? We're no longer in champion's league so why play lukaku?

Luskaku is not nimble on the ball, not hungry to tackle and win passes, but always waiting heavily to pick up easy balls to tap into goal. EPL defenders have known this weakness in him, and are therefore keeping the ball away from him.

And Mendy's exceptional goalkeeping myth has finally been thrashed. He is just like every other keeper liable to mistake and inexcusable errors.

Arsenal have become a formidable and highly entertaining team, and Bukayo Saka's cutting skill is a delight to watch.

Arsenal are the best bet to win this match, but I know my Chelsea will eventually carry the day.

EcoLaw:
Billionaires are not salary earners.

Many of them started as salary earners before branching out to businesses.

kingthreat:
Nonsense. The biggest has to be the MMM mastermind who claimed to be the top guider - Chuddy Ugorji.
Biggest Nigerian scammer ever. If these people are scammer kingpins, Chuddy Ugorji is a legend

He led the then new scamming scheme, then others key into it and cash out big.

What about Inksnation, Theobarth and company. They scammed me and my family of above 20k of fake grants.

We Nigerians are always gullible when it comes to promise of easy money.

paxonel:
Where Bulali picture?
He runs the most ponzi government and he is living at LARGE

EFCC are looking for him. If you know his whereabout, please tell us, and we will go and arrest him.

oteneaaron:
Dear OP,

Go and read about the history of religion very well.

Everything the world knows today was gotten from Black Africans.

If you are up for some research, start with this book -

When the World Was Black (Vol 1 and 2) by Dr Supreme Understanding.

I will share a link to download later.

If this is true, why are there no relics of the temples or monuments built for the gods to be seen across Black Africa as they exist across Europe or Asia?

I have suddenly come to realise that before the advent of the Europeans to Africa, we Black Africans have no religion per se. Though we have native gods aplenty, but in truth we have not among us, within our individual communities, any widely accepted religion.

If we have, where are the architectural remains of the temples or place of gathering we erected for their worship? There were none. Go through the whole of Black Africa, where are the types of such temples or altars like those which the Europeans erected for their idols or gods like Diana, Hercules, Thor or Saturn? Or such as erected across the whole of Asia for Buddha, or in Egypt for Ra, or by the Mexicans for their Incan gods? You will find none, except for some miserable stones in several groves upon which measly offals, blood, oil, meals and drinks are poured to appease their demonic ancestors, which they turn to their gods. There were no temples or monuments built for general gathering to worship a particular god, but various households built shrines to serve their own choice of deity inside their compounds.

So even in monuments to ancestral deities, Black Africa was also backward. Therefore it was when the Europeans brought the true religion of Christianity, and when the Arabs brought Islam that Churches and Mosques were began to be built to worship God.

sapele914:
Poor Peasant, only the evil poor commemorates with you.

Who are the "evil poor"?

The general masses suffering the polithiefcians evil lootery, or the ones in your party in Owerri waiting to gobble up the mobilisation funds Betty will be carting home from Ondo State lean coffer?

Thief endorsing a spousal thief to more thievery.

Polithiefcians have no shame.

ImmaculateJOE:
Oluwo, I have a 50m/50m plot of land. I wanna sell it.
Price: N50million.
Location: Nnewi South, Anambra state

You want scam our king.

Let's see your valid documentation.

illicit:
My dad was a cop

He had a lot of this, there is a very long one

Omo Olopa!!

I be one too.

amzee:
I am beginning to salivate

No be only you, the guy just dey create serious gluttonous hunger in me wey I love meats.

Father4all:
so, that means other devoted ones won't pray abi?

When they leave their desks and exit the office, or on lunch break, they can pray all the prayers they need to pray. But not inside the office.