₦airaland Forum

pappilo:
Bro whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do not get married! You will always regret it. I love my late dad, he was the best dad anyone could ask for but if I see him in the afterlife, I will ask him why he never told me the truth about marriage and advise me no to get married.

Love someone (with sense), have children, live together but never ever sign your life away. Finally do not let any woman you are with know everything about you.

The first thing that deteriorates after marriage is your sex life. I think its a psychological thing. Maybe the subconscious feeling that you've both got each other for 'life' messes with the brain.

I was married for 14 years. My ex-wife started a relationship with a work colleague and a month after using the police to kick me out of my house, the dude left his own family and moved into my house.

I was charged with several offences for an altercation I had with the guy when I caught him in my house. My ex-wife (we were still married at the time) the mother of my children came to the crown court to testify against me on his behalf. The jury saw through their lies and determination to send me to prison and acquited me on all charges (over 5)

Its been a few years but I still shudder at the thought that I believed so much in this woman and chose her over my own siblings.

Attached is msg I got from her this morning. This is despite her taking the house which I put
down 66% of the deposit. This woman earns almost double what I earn and I pay her over a quarter of my net earnings for child maintenance.

You'll probably still go ahead and get married but its almost guaranteed that one day in the future you will look back and wish you heeded the advice of many people who told you not to

Sorry Bro, I emphatize with your pains.

The world has lost it (especially the Western world) when it signed everything over to the women. It has been going downhill since then, because women have not the emotional discipline to handle such overwhelming power over marital relationship. It has led to easy divorce, family destabilisation and a highly cynical and disenchanted group of children.

Pleads:
The world has left Africa behind

Africa was never in any race, technologically speaking, with the world hitherto.

This marks the end of Nigeria's lifeline: the sale of crude oil �.

Hope this will intensify the breakup of the severely raped and molested country.

Welcome to the Greenpeace World, the savior of the Planet Earth.

Wizzy13:
i was invited and i was even to pay for it
am cute, i have rejected many offers from girls to do that with them just because of her
i feel its over between us cos its shows a lot

When you know this, why are you asking us again?

Love surely can make one pathetic.

treesun:
The landlord collected rent!

Did you read the report, or you are just here to comment off hand?

Benny6944:
A bag of rice will serve them throughout his tenure if he wins right?

No sir.

wink2015:
He could possibly have been murdered by an assailant that was hiding inside that office.

After killing him the next step was to present the incident as if the expatriate staff committed suicides.

Too much Netflix movies not good for you. It has stretched your imagination beyond limit. This is Nigeria and Lagos is not in Sicily or NYC where that can happen.

just2endowed:
One year and 27 days time... Brace up bro

Too long.

Half the nation go don die before the time.

Malory:
Meaning Yoruba nation is dead and buried?

Meaning Yoruba Nation is alive and kicking, even in the hearts of our elites.

All Hail Yoruba Nation!!!

We shall all reach the Promise Land soon.

Pickford must be on drug. Picking 3 Chelsea goal bound shots in seconds. He needs to be tested.

[quote author= post=112427465]It's very very likely that this game won't end 11 aside.[/quote]The game is too rough, might end up in physical fight.

Everton fighting roughly for survival in this match.

If not I am Chelsea fan, would have love them to win the match because of Lampard.

SKIBiNSKI:
Who da hell gives a shit about the dead? Just cremate the hell outta their rotten carcasses! It's not as if they would notice.. in India and Pakistan they burn the damm rotten bodies! You people should do the same!


I have already donated the whole of my body to the NHS when i finally dies at the age of 100 after smoking alota weed and drinking gallons of Jack Daniel's whiskey for years, they can keep my dead body when i die..

With all the Jack Daniels and weeds you are depositing in the body, you still believe you will live to be 100 years old? Guy you must be in lalalaland.

hammermcc:
No one has replied my suggestion about compulsory property tax. In Nigeria most people do not pay property tax both for land and house , Once you buy a land and build a house in Nigeria ,it's yours forever, that should not be the case. there must be compulsory property tax. the money will be used to build and maintain roads, street lights, waste removal, etc. Even if the land is empty , the land owner must be paying tax for that land. that will discourage people from fighting over land due to the responsibilities involved. Also, land owners would be encouraged to utilize profit from their land and property , in order to generate profit to maintain the land. For example , a landowner can use their land for agriculture to generate profit.
the bigger the house and amenities and land, the bigger the property tax.

If a land owner or home owner defaults on payment of property tax, the land and house would be seized by the authorities .

Let me give you example, if Michael Jackson's Neverland was in Nigeria, he would not lose it because most Nigerians do not pay income tax, property tax ,sales tax ,etc.

There must also be compulsory insurance for all cars, whether the person is driving the car or not, he or she must pay insurance for that car . that will deter people from buying 10 cars . Also wrongful parking and overloading of vehicles must be heavily fined

we must learn from what other successful countries are doing and do the right thing or we will keep going in circles in the name of backward traditions and culture.

So the money that politicians and bureaucrats are stealing from you through tax, custom and excise payments is not enough? You want to give them more to loot.
Oga you must be a financial masochist to even suggest this.

He is just wasting his precious loot.

He is going nowhere.

No way bro.

Nobody gets the presidency on a platter of gold.

You want it, you work for it by winning the people's support nationally.

But unfortunately the Igbos have little friends out there to support their aspiration. Even among themselves they are not united.

pocohantas:
Men are cockroaches

Cockroaches keh!!

Another Rwanda genocide loading for men.

We better hide our precious heads before women cut them off.

Raph82:
The kind soap wey dem take prepare concoction for this guy no dey discriminate now, Nah WAZOBIA dem take buy d soap. Even if d guy enter Sokoto d seat of Caliphate during dis Ramadan, all d aboki dem go spray am money. The herbalist that finished this guy's work will not make heaven, walahi.

Just my thought too.

He made one single, and everybody dey spray am money upandan.

No be juju be dat!!!

Antimarraige:
Hmmm I'm scared oh because I'm going to see one divorced lady in ajah tomorrow, after we have had video sex multiple times I'm going to taste the real thing and she said I'm spending the night, God guide my steps oh

Why are involving God in your stupidity?

fourboys:
Mancity go just vex beat this people home and away again

Enhen! how you come know this?

a2d3rew:
who tell u is safe?, I'm in chibok local government,I was born there,all what is happening I'm also victim of all this,what he talk here is Truly, two weeks ago Boko Haram invite our village who knows,abi u know it?, Am not even inside the local government but I was in The village,
We can't build houses again we can't sleep at home, always inside Bush we are sleeping,we become lake animals , don't be witness while u no see.

That's terrible.

We are all praying for solution, but one thing I am sure of is that the solution is not coming from this present crop of polithiefcians looting the country.

Maybe the military will provide a better alternative.

illuminutty:
Vanity.

One day, we all gonna leave all that and lie in this unaware of how much money and how big, beautiful and rich our mansions were. We will be put in a casket and buried in a cold ground all by ourselves. We will not take anything with us.

Vanity crew spotted.

VoteTinubu2023:
Sahara Reporters' notoriety for fake news is making me doubt this story.

The Pastor might have spoken to his congregation metaphorically and not denotatively like Sahara Reporters is suggesting. Since the Pastor is relocating from Kaduna to Ekiti. Out of desperation to retain the members of his church, he could have promised his congregation a lot of spiritual gains and wealth if they decide to follow him down to Ekiti.

This is just a theory. I don't know the Pastor neither do I stay in Kaduna or Ekiti.


By the way : Remember to Vote Tinubu 2023.

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Seen you are gullible enough to give excuses to a fake pastor whose misdeeds are trending on social media, while blaming the newspaper who called out his religious travesty, how I am sure that you have not been hypnotised by your master polithiefcian who you are canvassing me for?
Therefore I will not vote for Tinubu.

RedChiefPriest:
A wise old spanish man once said "haz lo que tu mente te diga"

So I think we should follow what he said

Itumo?

jrusky:
Mr man we don't need Saint any longer it was Saint nullshit apc used to deceived Nigeria into Buhari hell. I'm not after Saint crap I'm after a human not a wicked spirit in human body like Buhari r apc again. Ok.

Pls if you are apc member pls and pls don't quote me again pls.

You are crazy. Speaking on a faceless forum does not mean you should lose your senses.

Does someone has to belong to any stupid party in Nigeria before asking a sensible question.

I will ask again, which saint among the present contestants do you think you can vote for which you believe will take this wretched country to the promise land?

And mind you, I will continue to quote you until you receive senses.

Pray4meJC:
For privacy reasons, I'm an old nairaland member.

About 22 / 23 years ago, a classmate in secondary school lured us into the act of masturbation. Few days later, I started practicing the act and eventually ejaculated after tough stimulation lasting almost two hours. It got to a point I was almost getting addicted doing the unclean act.

Thereafter I graduated to pornography when internet was just starting in Nigeria.
I went further to committing adultery and fornication in the heart rather than with the body by peeping on girls and women having their bathe all to fulfill my lustful eyes. I even watched couple have sex by peeping.

Even though I have stopped and repented from these like 12 years back, I still find myself struggling with other bigger problems called wet dreams, unusual erections and wormlike vibrations in my body and sometimes body freezing at night for 30 seconds to 1 minute.

These wet dreams occurred 2 - 3 times in a week and repeat same in like manner every week compulsorily throughout the year and go on and on the following year. I have gone for several dry fasting and prayer deliverance to no avail.

I don't see myself having sex in the dream when these wet dreams occurred. Sometimes, when the wet dream is about happening I'm conscious and try screaming the name or blood of Jesus but it seems am just very powerless and before I know it, semen has spilled out and I will remain like that. Sleep is distorted and all efforts to sleep is impossible.

Sometimes, when I go to bed early by 8PM and I get caught up by wet dreams by 9:30PM, it means sleep for that night is gone completely. I sleep maximum 2 hours daily because this stuff has messed my mind and life up.

Whenever I lie down to sleep, different uninvited thoughts start forcing themselves on my brain both those that happened today and the ones of years ago. I always try deflecting them by replacing them with bible quote or singing praise to God in my head.

I woke up since 2:30 am today with a wet burser soaked in semen and started typing this because I couldn't no longer sleep. Afternoon sleep is very impossible for me as it has never worked for even 1 minute

I'm greatly troubled and worried because I read my bible and pray before going to bed. I dream about my former schools etc.

As I speak, this stuff has rendered me financially devastated with millions in debt. Could not obtain university admission 19 years ago, brain can't simulate, not married, no kids. Very recently this year my health (details withheld due to family members who might find this posts) is suffering as I can't do anything to earn a living as I easily sored tired in the heart.

PS: At night, every day for all these years, uncontrollable strong erections will suddenly start building up whether I put up underwear or not and I think this is more than the 'morning erections ' science talks about. This is pure spiritual manipulation for me. Same thing happens when I get close to some females whether matured or underage, stupid uncontrollable strong erections suddenly pop up without any sexual thoughts whatsoever to these innocent females. Unfortunately, these arousal is also a problem because it inhibits low self esteem, shame and quick withdrawal from whatever discuss I'm having to avoid the bulge being noticed.

Lastly, a year before I got myself ensnared in all these evil activities, I was already developing memory loss and a single headache that almost took my life prior to all these. The headache can be best described as "sawchain and hammer " tearing the skull to pieces and lasted for hours and resistance to drugs. That was the first and last time I experienced such and any other for that matter.

Where do I go from here? Depression is real when solutions are being defiled.

If you are in Lagos, please go to MFM Prayer City along Lagos Ibadan Expressway for a deliverance session, and your problem will vanish away.

Your problem is spiritual and needs spiritual solution. Don't let anybody deceive you. If you are not in Lagos, go to the nearest MFM Church to you, tell your problem to the Pastor there, he will advice you on what to do.

jrusky:
Infact that would be one of the most precious day in my life in recent time if that demonic party can be disgrace out of office, bro I will personally throw a whole day party from morning till dawn in celebration.

Like someone said above: to vote which Saint in?

Tboymessiah:
NasoLifeBe!!!

African students go dey give dem sef wahala, African calling na Farming

Where is your own farm? I wan buy yam.

Mokason288:
At OP
sergio103 tell her to turn around I want to see something

There is nothing to see wey you never see before.

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior instead, and pray for her.

Shebbs:
Who Takes Responsibility For This?
The Government
The Community
The Individuals Involved

All of the above.

Govt: For not taking preventive action knowing the illegal operations going on there.

Community: For aiding and abetting the criminals.

Individuals: For not taking due precautions and ignoring safety standards in their illegal business.

Sparrk007:
las las kpofire better pass 60k salary per month you are receiving

Oil bunkerer spotted.

IGP is looking for you.

Penguin2:
Good analysis

But asking if our destiny is tied to either APC or PDP is senseless.

There’s need for us to be more realistic than idealistic.

A vote for any mushroom party, no matter how good their candidate is, is a vote for APC.

It is stupid to vote for a that only has office in Abuja. These parties have no structure nor agents at polling booths to protect their votes.

So, for me, our mission in 2023 should be to take out APC and then plan how to take out PDP itself if they mess up again.

No to APC.

BIG NO to PDP.

Both parties are nests of criminals and high class rogues.