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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:16pm On Apr 02, 2022
Edoblakky:
Timo can never score and his stupidity is on display for all to see. Now, we're trailing
What about the countless time he has been scoring crucial goals. Besides the match has not ended.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:12pm On Apr 02, 2022
Brentford 2: Chelsea 1.

Chelsea defence has been sleeping since the beginning of the match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:10pm On Apr 02, 2022
Brentford is giving Chelsea hot hot. Hope my blue shirted team comes out winning in the end.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Train Attack: How Corpses Of Co-passengers Saved Me – Survivor by membranus: 11:02am On Apr 02, 2022
Racoon:
How many of the abductees did the Nigerian army rescued? How many of the terrorists did they killed & how many of their vehicles did the army immobilised? Any pictures to back this up? No!

Perhaps they only came after the terrorists have held sway after more than one hour.Kill these terrorists, the govt and army is operating a fucking operation safe corridor for them while recycling them as "repentant bandits/terrorists." Useless country with dumbass leaders.
This is believable because none of the bandits were killed or captured, neither were they chased by the army personnel, they just vanished into the thin air with countless number of kidnapped victims. How?
PoliticsRe: Adeyinka Grandson Jailed 4.5 Years For Inciting Racial Hatred In Nigeria by membranus: 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2022
tsdarkside:
leave already....!!

are you daft....??

everybody is beggin you to leave....!!
I am going nowhere, I dey kampe.

It is you that will leave.

Have you gone now?

OK, I am seeing your backside, goodbye.
PoliticsRe: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by membranus: 8:59pm On Apr 01, 2022
Oga Edochie you got it wrong. Federal governance in Nigeria has only been in the grip of the Hausa/ Fulani hegemony. Obasanjo was the only Yoruba in the mix, and he is seen by the Yorubas as a Northern prop, which is why they didn't vote for him. While Shonekan is only a 3 months flash in the pan between the military planned exchange of power by Babangida and Abacha.
PoliticsRe: Adeyinka Grandson Jailed 4.5 Years For Inciting Racial Hatred In Nigeria by membranus: 8:46pm On Apr 01, 2022
Itstemi10:
Igbo people cannot leave Lagos. I went to the biggest girls boarding school in Lagos and know Igbo lagosians very well, they are hardcore Yoruba by nature but by genetics they are Igbo.
You can’t even tell them such, they are investment bankers, business women and thorough Lagosians.
All those new Estates by Lekki Ajah, Lekki Epe are by Igbo Lagosians, what’s going to happen to them? They can’t go anywhere else in my opinion .
Both tribes has to learn to cohabitate and capturing Grandson is a step in the right direction
Are you begging them not to leave?
PoliticsRe: Adeyinka Grandson Jailed 4.5 Years For Inciting Racial Hatred In Nigeria by membranus: 8:44pm On Apr 01, 2022
hammer567:
LAGOS WAS BUILT WITH WHICH RESOURCES?


THE ONE FROM BENIN REPUBLIC OR ALMAJIRI NORTHERN NIGERIA?


REGARDLESS, IF WE GET BIAFRA TODAY, IGBOS WILL LEAVE LAGOS TO THE YORUBA ENTIRELY.


WE ARE NOT DRAGGING LAGOS WITH YOU, IT IS A CITY WHERE PEOPLE LIVE, LIKE LONDON, NEW YORYK, ABUJA JOHANNESBURG ETC


IF YOU WANT LAGOS, LET US SIT DOWN, DIVIDE NIGERIA AND EVERYBODY WILL PARK THEIR BAG AND GO.
AND WE YORUBAS WILL BREATHE A BIG SIGH OF RELIEF.
SportsRe: Which Country Are You Going To Support In This World Cup 2022 by membranus: 5:53pm On Apr 01, 2022
None.

Yoruba Nation not among the contestants.
FashionRe: Why Do Ladies Bare Cleavage? by membranus: 5:52pm On Apr 01, 2022
israelmao:
in order to entice and attract terrorists and bandits.
Terrorists and bandits keh?

If dem see one, dem go pick race.
FashionRe: Why Do Ladies Bare Cleavage? by membranus: 5:49pm On Apr 01, 2022
Bluezy13:
Na king Tekwando...
Which king Taekwando?
PoliticsRe: Bandits In Large Numbers Have Again Blocked The Kaduna-Abuja Road by membranus: 6:51pm On Mar 31, 2022
post=111535447:
BOMB AND KILL THEM ALL MOFOS.

Animalistic awines and bastards they are.
Please hop on the plane and do the job for us.
TravelRe: I Will Sincerely Advice That You Be Careful Before Lodging In Hotels !!! by membranus: 5:19pm On Mar 31, 2022
mighty5050:
how you want make I read this long stuff grin
Use magnifying glass, it will be fun.
PoliticsRe: Ebelechukwu Obiano Declares Senatorial Ambition, Apologises To Soludo by membranus: 8:41am On Mar 31, 2022
kolafolabi:
Anyone thinking what I am thinking
What are you thinking?
BusinessRe: World Bank Suspends Isah Kantigi And His Firm For Bribery by membranus: 8:29am On Mar 31, 2022
endsarrrs:
undecided The world bank is the most currupt institution in the world
Give evidence.
PoliticsRe: Ndume: FG Complacent On Security, Funds Are Being Approved For Trivialities by membranus: 7:20am On Mar 31, 2022
Wasn't Ndume the initiator and the first funder of the Boko Haram group?

Now that the violent overflow are hurting him and his interests he is now crying out daily for someone to end the horrible results of his handiwork. Let him bribe Gumi to help him locate his now completely mad bandit gangs.
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Adamu: We Have No Room For Failure by membranus: 7:01am On Mar 31, 2022
APC is already a failure, and failure is living in the same room with them. They need not search further.

Me wey don eating stop eating local rice 30 years ago, have started eating stone mixed rice again.

APC is Failure Pro Max.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Invade Kubwa In Abuja, Conduct House-To-House Raid by membranus: 6:59am On Mar 31, 2022
israelmao:
Buhari is helpless and only waiting to go back to Daura.
Daura is a no go area for him. It is a bandit enclave.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Invade Kubwa In Abuja, Conduct House-To-House Raid by membranus: 6:57am On Mar 31, 2022
When are they going to attack Aso Rock, it is long overdue.
PoliticsRe: Train Attack: FG Asks Nigerians To Raise Money For Patients' Treatment by membranus: 6:54am On Mar 31, 2022
LegendHero:
When is FG going to finish building those psychiatric hospitals they want to build in that East? Coz it seems these days, lot of Meth addicts keep escaping and we have to contain them.

So DailyTrust, a Northern owned Newspaper is now Tinubu newspaper?

To the topic, Amaechi asking for this right now is somehow stupid coz FG should be able to at least cater for the funds to treat these guys themselves without needing private funding. No be Nigeria donate over $1million to Afghanistan the other time, so why can’t the FG raise millions in Naira to treat victims?

Even if Nigerians will raise funds, I think the FG should not be the one to advocate for that. Amaechi should have used some NGO proxies to call for this. At least have some shame.
You are truly a #LEGEND, at least for your first paragraph.
CrimeRe: Kaduna: Terrorists Storm Kofar Gyan Low Cost Estate, Kidnap Families by membranus: 6:45am On Mar 31, 2022
Academicwizman:
This may be a prerequisite to Military takeover. Tactical manuorvre by those (vampires) that fail to capture or retain power through the Democratic process. Everyone should be on high alert now as this may begin to happen throughout the country.
High alert for what, to stop the military from taking over?

What has the politicians done that has improved the social welfare of the citizens that would make me protect their interests?

If the military would provide a better option to stop this carnage and rotteness in the country, they are highly welcome. But unfortunately they too have proved themselves over the years to be as bad as the present political regimes. And moreover they may stop or prolong our march to regionalism in Nigeria.

But somehow, somehow, something will happen very soon to stop the present violent madness going on across the country.
CrimeRe: Kaduna: Terrorists Storm Kofar Gyan Low Cost Estate, Kidnap Families by membranus: 6:31am On Mar 31, 2022
This is the handiwork of El Rufai and his master at Aso Rock coming home to consume them. I hope it will not spread to Katsina.
Jobs/VacanciesJob Interviews And The State Of Education In Nigeria by membranus(op): 1:06am On Mar 31, 2022
The Interview

By Bayo Adeyinka

March 15, 2022

Each time I conduct interviews, I usually end up shaking my head and lamenting about the state of education in Nigeria. Our tertiary institutions are churning out graduates who are mainly unemployable. Earlier today, I interviewed almost 50 candidates and by the end of the whole session, the only conclusion I could arrive at was that we have a BIG problem.

In one particular instance, I was alarmed when I read the CV of a particular female graduate of one of the Universities in the South West. It was full of outlandish errors and so I asked her to spell a few words. She spelt the word 'redeemed' wrongly four times before she got it right the fifth time. On her CV, she described herself as one of the officials of the church fellowship when she was an undergraduate but she wrote the name of the church wrongly. She couldn't spell the word 'corper' despite trying more than five times. Yet, during her national service, she taught pupils at a school. I underlined about 10 grammatical errors on her CV and showed them to her. She couldn't even determine where to use apostrophe s.

A particular candidate couldn't speak a whole sentence without committing serious blunders. Even when I repeated those errors while thinking he would correct himself, he repeated the blunders again. Another candidate found it difficult explaining what he studied in school. Some have not developed themselves in any way since they graduated. I had to spend some time to talk to a lady who had her Ordinary National Diploma fifteen years ago but had not done anything to improve herself since then. When she mentioned the issue of paucity of funds, I pointed at her designer bag and her well braided hair as evidence that fund was not the problem.

I asked a female candidate what her aspirations were if money was not a restraining factor. Her answer left all of us on the interview panel with mouths wide open. "I want to live large and live big", she told us. One of the candidates told us he studied 'BSc Economics'. He made the mistake thrice until I corrected him that he studied Economics and not BSc Economics. A fellow was asked to introduce himself and he started with 'My names are...'. I asked him how many people he's introducing. Even when I tried to correct him, he insisted he was correct so I gave up on him.

On one occasion, I asked a female candidate what her husband does. She replied, 'I'm sorry but he's a driver'. I asked her why she was sorry about the legitimate job that her husband does. I told her that the job of her husband does not define who he is. His job is simply a job. I told her I also drove a cab before. I spent the longest time with her as I wanted her mind to be disinfected of the low self-esteem she seemed to carry. I played the video of Femi Ogedengbe, the Nollywood actor turned security guard in the United States and encouraged her to be proud of her husband. Interestingly, the husband is a graduate and I've asked her to give me her husband's CV. She almost broke down in tears when I told her I'd rather hire her husband than her. She knelt and apologized before she left my office.

A few guys had the labels of their suit on their sleeves- at least three of them that I recall. When I asked why the labels were not removed, they grinned sheepishly. One of them told me that is the current trend. When that same guy sat down, I observed that he wore ankle socks with a significant part of his legs showing bare skin. One candidate was particularly striking for his naivety. He came in shaking and stammered while introducing himself. He could barely string a sentence together. When I tried to make him comfortable by asking him to take a deep breath, he answered by saying, "I don't know why I'm like this today. This is actually my first interview". He just finished his national service and anxiety was written all over him.

I made two major observations during the interview session today:

1. Candidates who engaged in extracurricular activities while in school turned out better. There was a lady who was a member of SIFE- Students In Free Enterprise- while she was on campus and she was one of the bright spots. There was another fellow that represented his University at a competition outside Nigeria. He was also outstanding. Likewise, a lady who was Vice President of her Students Union while she was an undergraduate. She demonstrated so much confidence during the interview.

2. Candidates that went to private universities performed better generally. There must be something the private universities are getting right as their graduates communicated better. They demonstrated a far more superior level of intelligence. I was disappointed by the performance of most graduates of mainstream universities and polytechnics. One could almost guess whether a candidate attended a private university just by listening to them.

If you're preparing for an interview, it's in your best interest to do some research about the company you want to work with if you know the company. Google is your friend. Work on your communication skills. You should be able to talk about yourself very clearly and also describe what you have done before-if you're an experienced hire. Your body language is critical- no fidgeting and no show of anxiety. All of us have butterflies in our stomach when we face strange people on an interview panel but with a smile on your face, no one will ever know. A lady cracked her knuckles throughout the interview today. It's very irritating but also shows she was nervous. Your posture is important. Dont slouch on the chair. Sit straight with your back on the chair and your legs together.

Mind your language while being interviewed. It's better to be brief than to be unnecessarily verbose. By talking too much at times, you demonstrate that you know so little. Pronounce words well. It can take some practice but stand in front of a mirror and rehearse until you get better. Be ready to defend your certificate. Demonstrate that you actually earned your degree. Maintain eye contacts. That shows your level of confidence. Good grooming is key to your success. No matter the current fad, it's safer to be conservative in your dressing. Dark coloured suits are best for interviews. Stay with white or blue shirts for men. You can never go wrong with them. You must have a great sense of colour to want to try very bright colours. It's either it turns out so good or you turn out like a magician's apprentice. Ladies have the latitude to try out more colours but the simpler, the better. Pay attention to your hair and hand bag. Synchronize your colours properly. Avoid loud jewelleries. Look your best as the book is often judged by the cover during interviews. Your appearance is what we see first before we hear what you have to say.

We need to declare a state of emergency in our education sector and even start to teach intending graduates certain life skills. Nigerian graduates will not be able to compete with their African counterparts in a few years at this rate.

SOURCE
CrimeRe: Esther Isaac Asuquo Found Dead In Agete Hotel Abuja (Graphic Photos) by membranus: 4:30pm On Mar 30, 2022
respect80:
So you don investigate the case come judge the matter for nairaland here?
Be calming down. People lodge in hotels for various reasons
Somebody named himself #kingofthedamned (a cursed moniker) and you are arguing online with him?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Business Owners, Whats Your Experience With Bad Staff by membranus: 4:15pm On Mar 30, 2022
englishmart:
I won a contract sometime in 2018, hired a team of 25 well paid experts and a couple of maladroit workers who we prefer to call labours. During the project, one of my staff cornered a potential contract that I had been pursuing. A contract that was worth at least #24m. He accepted to execute the project for 13m, and was paid a mobilisation of 6.5m to commence.
To cut the story short, this very Yoruba snitch did a bad job, wasted materials and couldn't deliver 1/10th the project. He later begged me to help him finish up the project but the amount he bargained was far below par. Ebn the cost of workmanship alone was worth more. He was later arrested, detained and currently serving at Ikoyi prison. As a kind-hearted Man from the east, I've been working arduously to get him out on bail. The bail is 5.3m, and I'm confident he'll be out soon.
Though I still hobnob with Yoruba guys, but I ensure it's done with at least a 3.3km long spoon
Even Satan himself is envious of your tribal bigotry.

Keep it up bro.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidential Election: Wike To Consult With NASS Members Today by membranus: 6:55am On Mar 30, 2022
Wike is being pushed by the devil to waste his stolen River State money on a political jamboree doomed to fail.
CultureRe: God Told Me To Become Soun Of Ogbomoso – RCCG's Pastor Olaoye by membranus: 6:51am On Mar 30, 2022
BeardGangJnr1:
God told me to b a Fulani herdsman undecided
Waoh, you must be rolling in illicit cash now my young millionaire.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by membranus: 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2022
Otasikwe:
Uyo stadium could hv b d best with hot weather in north dst mostly affect our ajebota children congrats onec again to bedt team
Abuja stadium is cursed because of the evil polithiefcians and the BMCs living in the city.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by membranus: 8:17pm On Mar 29, 2022
post=111481864:
All of you should Keep Shut and listen to your Big Brother Apostle below......
You too keep your bloody, sycophantic, shameless and corrupt mouth tightly shut.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by membranus: 8:12pm On Mar 29, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
Was Buhari not the president when we qualified for Russia 2018 with a game to spare?

This is the time to tell ourselves the truth. We are not passionate enough.

Blaming Buhari will not turn us into a German machine. And that is because Buhari has nothing to do with this spirtless display.
The Nigeria of 2018 is not the Nigeria of 2022, the country has gone to The rot, every sector, whether defense, health, welfare or education has deteriorated so badly.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by membranus: 8:02pm On Mar 29, 2022
Destinylink:
This is the worse team I've ever seen! No passion, no tactics, in fact nothing! Tueh!!!
The country is not encouraging to anyone, except the politicians and their families.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by membranus: 7:59pm On Mar 29, 2022
The country has been completely unlucky at all fronts under Buhari.

Buhari government is bad luck for this country, everything and everywhere is depressing.

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