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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death By His Onlyfans Model Girlfriend In Miami (photos) by membranus: 9:52am On Apr 08, 2022

Mykelslim:
In any altercation do not be the dead

How?

Romance › Re: Who would you marry? The one you love or the one who loves you. by membranus: 9:04am On Apr 08, 2022

Lindajames1010:
The one that love me...

Normally I don't intend to go into marriage becos of love .......

Love is weakness

Just marry who's ready

Then be ready for plenty heartache and headache.

You know why? He/she will never satisfy your longing or expectations.

Politics › Re: Matawalle Buys Cadillac, Expensive Cars For Zamfara Monarchs (photos) by membranus: 5:10pm On Apr 07, 2022

Misplaced priority.

The poor miserable displaced poor people in various camps across the state deserve not the governor's attention, but he is busy buying expensive car gifts to the overfed fat cats idling in their palaces.

God will surely judge our useless leaders, they will not escape His wrath.

Politics › Re: 2023: "Does He Look Like A President?" - Asari Dokubo Roasts Wike On Live TV by membranus: 5:03pm On Apr 07, 2022

cactus1549:
That was what they say about Donald Trump but he later turn out to be one of America's best president ever.

Guess it is not good to judge a book by its cover

Donald "one of America's best president" keh?

OK, you are being sarcastic, you meant the worst president.

You gerrit.

Career › Re: How I Got Fired From Chevron By A Gay Boss by membranus: 4:47pm On Apr 07, 2022

LikeAking:
Ageg go rest. U get job, only you enjoy. Did u elp any one during this 3 years?

OP rest.

Na only una dey get the Oil and gas jobs, abeg free us.

A gayman sighted.

Politics › Re: Bandits: We’ll Kill Train Passengers If FG Fails To Meet Our Demands by membranus: 4:20pm On Apr 07, 2022

heniford2:
The should keep the madness in North if they enter East na sorry go be Dia name

Keep on making useless boast.

The UGM and MNK's henchmen called ESN killing and terrorising your people daily, have you curbed or kill them off?

Bros go siddon.

Romance › Re: Groom Shower: Is This The New Trend Among Husbands-To-Be? (Photo) by membranus: 9:09am On Apr 07, 2022

MissJoy29:
If I get wind of my husband-to-be dressing & looking like the ~~guys~~ gays in the second picture in the name of bro-dal shower, I'm definitely calling off the wedding...

Sorry, like our brother says upstairs, they are "gaygaymu" set.

Otherwise, I will loathe him for a very very very long time!
Gosh!!
Look at them posing in those short undies!!!

Anyway, let me save my breath. It's obvious they are gay men.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by membranus: 10:00pm On Apr 06, 2022

openmine:
Chelsea fans will say they lost because Tuchel divorced his wife
For more 'excuses' type 333

333

Politics › Re: IPOB Kills 3 FRSC Officers In Anambra As Warning To Soludo (Graphic Photos) by membranus: 9:26am On Apr 04, 2022

Frigga13:
I’m not yoruba ..
and can’t be .

We too don't want anarchist and tribal bigot like you as our member.

TV/Movies › Re: I Have Gotten My TSTV by membranus: 3:56pm On Apr 03, 2022

golddust6000:
I do not watch TV, I watch my neighbour’s daughter having her bath with her big nyash through my windowtv

Accept Jesus Christ into your life, and your peeping tom problem will disappear.

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Socialite Cubana Chief Priest by membranus: 1:19pm On Apr 03, 2022

yinkus6750:
Celebrities now commiting financial crimes while politicians are now saints.

Polithiefcians use celebrities to launder their loots.

Travel › Re: Planning Of Relocating From North To The South West. by membranus: 1:11pm On Apr 03, 2022

Blaqstick:
I school in akure, all I will tell you is that we don’t have water and constant electricity
So you’ll have to run generator for like 10/24 hrs
And here in akure is it quite expensive.
I’ll advice you to always buy in bulk.
Social life in akure is okay

There is nowhere in the south which enjoys constant electricity and water, so Akure is not exceptional in that regards. Also food prices has gone skyrocket everywhere in the south, no place is left untouched by the general inflation.

However, though Akure is peaceful, there is no work for the unemployed. So he should think before he leaps.

Politics › Re: Usman Yusuf: What Sheikh Gumi And I Saw In Forests Controlled By Bandits by membranus: 7:48pm On Apr 02, 2022

kettykings:
When the number of bandits gets equal to or outnumber the number of security men that's when Nigerians and their demonic government will wake up, by then whole states will be taken over by banditry in the north, skull miners will over turn all graves on the west .
I think this is not only the end of a chapter but the end of the story book called Nigeria, thanks to Buhari ,elrufai, Tinubu, osinbajo, Akande, bakare, Aregbesola.

I once opined here on nairaland that Buhari will give Ipob Biafra on a platter without them firing a single bullet, right now it is happening.

When you wake up from your dream, eat your apu and oha soup, after you will hear the ratatata sounds of the unknown gunmen walking your street. Then it will clear for your eyes that your expectations above na mad one.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:22pm On Apr 02, 2022

bluefilm:
Goooaaaaaalll

Brentford is giving me the vibes.

Bad vibe hen?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:20pm On Apr 02, 2022

1:3.

Chelsea is completely finished today.

Abrahamovitch curse on display.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:17pm On Apr 02, 2022

Benwallt:
Mod, weldone o. I see what u did there

He is happy Chelsea is trailing.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:16pm On Apr 02, 2022

Edoblakky:
Timo can never score and his stupidity is on display for all to see. Now, we're trailing

What about the countless time he has been scoring crucial goals. Besides the match has not ended.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:12pm On Apr 02, 2022

Brentford 2: Chelsea 1.

Chelsea defence has been sleeping since the beginning of the match.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brentford (1 - 4) On 2nd April 2022 by membranus: 4:10pm On Apr 02, 2022

Brentford is giving Chelsea hot hot. Hope my blue shirted team comes out winning in the end.

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Politics › Re: Kaduna Train Attack: How Corpses Of Co-passengers Saved Me – Survivor by membranus: 11:02am On Apr 02, 2022

Racoon:
How many of the abductees did the Nigerian army rescued? How many of the terrorists did they killed & how many of their vehicles did the army immobilised? Any pictures to back this up? No!

Perhaps they only came after the terrorists have held sway after more than one hour.Kill these terrorists, the govt and army is operating a fucking operation safe corridor for them while recycling them as "repentant bandits/terrorists." Useless country with dumbass leaders.

This is believable because none of the bandits were killed or captured, neither were they chased by the army personnel, they just vanished into the thin air with countless number of kidnapped victims. How?

Politics › Re: Adeyinka Grandson Jailed 4.5 Years For Inciting Racial Hatred In Nigeria by membranus: 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2022

tsdarkside:
leave already....!!

are you daft....??

everybody is beggin you to leave....!!

I am going nowhere, I dey kampe.

It is you that will leave.

Have you gone now?

OK, I am seeing your backside, goodbye.

Politics › Re: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by membranus: 8:59pm On Apr 01, 2022

Oga Edochie you got it wrong. Federal governance in Nigeria has only been in the grip of the Hausa/ Fulani hegemony. Obasanjo was the only Yoruba in the mix, and he is seen by the Yorubas as a Northern prop, which is why they didn't vote for him. While Shonekan is only a 3 months flash in the pan between the military planned exchange of power by Babangida and Abacha.

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Politics › Re: Adeyinka Grandson Jailed 4.5 Years For Inciting Racial Hatred In Nigeria by membranus: 8:46pm On Apr 01, 2022

Itstemi10:
Igbo people cannot leave Lagos. I went to the biggest girls boarding school in Lagos and know Igbo lagosians very well, they are hardcore Yoruba by nature but by genetics they are Igbo.
You can’t even tell them such, they are investment bankers, business women and thorough Lagosians.
All those new Estates by Lekki Ajah, Lekki Epe are by Igbo Lagosians, what’s going to happen to them? They can’t go anywhere else in my opinion .
Both tribes has to learn to cohabitate and capturing Grandson is a step in the right direction

Are you begging them not to leave?

Politics › Re: Adeyinka Grandson Jailed 4.5 Years For Inciting Racial Hatred In Nigeria by membranus: 8:44pm On Apr 01, 2022

hammer567:
LAGOS WAS BUILT WITH WHICH RESOURCES?

THE ONE FROM BENIN REPUBLIC OR ALMAJIRI NORTHERN NIGERIA?

REGARDLESS, IF WE GET BIAFRA TODAY, IGBOS WILL LEAVE LAGOS TO THE YORUBA ENTIRELY.

WE ARE NOT DRAGGING LAGOS WITH YOU, IT IS A CITY WHERE PEOPLE LIVE, LIKE LONDON, NEW YORYK, ABUJA JOHANNESBURG ETC

IF YOU WANT LAGOS, LET US SIT DOWN, DIVIDE NIGERIA AND EVERYBODY WILL PARK THEIR BAG AND GO.

AND WE YORUBAS WILL BREATHE A BIG SIGH OF RELIEF.

Sports › Re: Which Country Are You Going To Support In This World Cup 2022 by membranus: 5:53pm On Apr 01, 2022

None.

Yoruba Nation not among the contestants.

Fashion › Re: Why Do Ladies Bare Cleavage? by membranus: 5:52pm On Apr 01, 2022

israelmao:
in order to entice and attract terrorists and bandits.

Terrorists and bandits keh?

If dem see one, dem go pick race.

Fashion › Re: Why Do Ladies Bare Cleavage? by membranus: 5:49pm On Apr 01, 2022

Bluezy13:
Na king Tekwando...

Which king Taekwando?

Politics › Re: Bandits In Large Numbers Have Again Blocked The Kaduna-Abuja Road by membranus: 6:51pm On Mar 31, 2022

[quote author= post=111535447] BOMB AND KILL THEM ALL MOFOS.

Animalistic awines and bastards they are.[/quote]Please hop on the plane and do the job for us.

Travel › Re: I Will Sincerely Advice That You Be Careful Before Lodging In Hotels !!! by membranus: 5:19pm On Mar 31, 2022

mighty5050:
how you want make I read this long stuff

Use magnifying glass, it will be fun.

Politics › Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano Declares Senatorial Ambition, Apologises To Soludo by membranus: 8:41am On Mar 31, 2022

kolafolabi:
Anyone thinking what I am thinking

What are you thinking?

Business › Re: World Bank Suspends Isah Kantigi And His Firm For Bribery by membranus: 8:29am On Mar 31, 2022

endsarrrs:
The world bank is the most currupt institution in the world

Give evidence.

Politics › Re: Ndume: FG Complacent On Security, Funds Are Being Approved For Trivialities by membranus: 7:20am On Mar 31, 2022

Wasn't Ndume the initiator and the first funder of the Boko Haram group?

Now that the violent overflow are hurting him and his interests he is now crying out daily for someone to end the horrible results of his handiwork. Let him bribe Gumi to help him locate his now completely mad bandit gangs.

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