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So moving.

This is one of the most beautiful story I have read for some time. I was almost crying.

So football could be this sweet.

We will miss you in Chelsea RUDI ❤

Now the whole Igbo Nation will troop enmass to support Liverpool in collaboration with their leader.

Congrat to Liverpool for capturing the whole Igbo tribe without lifting a finger.

Techm8:
Ok, so now they’ve identified the problem, what’s the solution?

The solution has been applied.

BANNING.

post=112966332:
We can see the Aspirant for House of representatives at Kano Municipal LG donning the cap of Asiwaju JAGABAN.....faraway in Kano!

JAGABAN EVERYWHERE.
JAGABAN on every lips.

A sycophantic Nigerian you are.

Jackie007:
Please nobody should say after her baby shower, she has a heart condition for 13years now she has been managing herself , her friend dragged her to EFCC for a biz that went wrong, put 10naira and get 20naira thing,on her way to EFCC yesterday morning she had an attack due to fear she couldn't breath well,her BP went up,her husband and her lawyer rushed to the hospital where she gave up...Please get your stories right before posting...

Blame Naijacoverblog for the incomplete info.

Thanks for the update.

Yoruba people will say "On rugbo bo".

Congrat to the Igbos, the agitation is finally catching fire. Hope they have enough fire extinguishers to stop it before it engulf their whole land.

Nealson:
Welcome to Warri / Erigga

Yes
I dey always dey tell people say
For this town we get three different community

Ekpan, Agbasa, & Okere
Agbasa- If dem hold you say you thief phone,
You dey pay for stabiliser and phone
Okere - If them hold you till day break
Na bottom stairs you dey sleep
But Ekpan - If dem wan give you post
Dem no dey look say you be indigene
Na the kind mark wey dey

Your body dem take dey give you position:

If you get one eye you be vice
If your hand dey seize you be P.R.O

If you get bullet mark you Be D.C

If you waka dey wave you be press

Area I hail oooooo! (Old Warri)

Welcome to Warri where all the Mama's dey vex
F*ck up no dey sawa
She tattoo am for her brezz
Her son dey press
Two kala under her dress
She ready shoot Olokpa if them come her address (Rest)
No be today she don dey see her arrest
Area Mama for the hood you no wan see her vex

Apart from cocaine nothing Mama no dey sell
1999 dem lock Mama throw her inside cell

Dem carry her pass me where I for dey play "Monkey Post"
They almost blast me with slap,
I take off with my Kitto's
The first time I see where dem stab person neck
Na '94 two seconds naso andrew fall

Andrew Mama dey bust cry
Who do am don Run
Full compound dey pack "Egbe The Police" dey come

You suppose know Egbe

That guy matter na dead
Him fit arrest the full area if e enter him head

I no be mumu Aje
I know the area well
Full Agbasa, Igbudu dem know my matter there

Odumu, Sobo, Ejegba we get house for Ekpan
Go Udu, Oruvworun
The hands sound

I no Be mumu Aje

I know the Area well
Warri Crisis '99 I dey there
Marine gate, Iyara

We Get House for Ekpan

Go Ogborikoko

Ask na
The hands sound

Dem butcher my friend hand for "Agbasa Feast"
With old cutlass na so fight take enter Street
Igbo Market men dey run enter people shop
Carry 2 Wrong Set Of Shoes till the feast stop
Police dey shout: "If you move..."

I no fit stop!
Follow me enter Ejegba I enter you top
Our biggest fright na Ekpan Hilux Light for night
Those men no get joy beating na their appetite
I dey ceiling when dem carry all my guys go

Government bangle for the hand let the dice roll

Papa dey waka police matter 3 weeks straight
Native Doctor and Pastor for here dey lick plate

Imagine say the full area no get Big Man
Wetin concern signboard and who dey sell weed? Man
Dry Bread and Sadine plus Igbe Fanta
Naim we dey chop after we don smoke for downtown

I no be mumu Aje
I know the area well

Full Agbasa, Igbudu dem know my matter there
Odumu, Sobo, Ejegba We Get House for Ekpan
Go Udu, Oruvworun
The hands sound
I No Be mumu Aje

I know the area well
Warri Crisis '99 I dey there

Marine Gate, Iyara
We Get House for Ekpan
Go Ogborikoko
Ask na
The hands sound

Yes na so e be for the same Warri where We Dey Area and Characters:
Iyara - NairaBet
Isido - Vigilante
Obire - D.J
Ereku - Dustbin
Ogedegbee - Waka well
Pesu - Confra Boys
Victory Avenue - Beggi Beggi
Hausa Quarters - Ole chains
Garage - Ticket
Oppe - Gamblers
Ometa - No Neighbor
Agbasa - No Company
Ogunu - No Market
Makaiva - Gbo Gbo
Okere - Juju
Ajamoga - Link Road
NPA - Diesel
Ogbangwe - Judgi Judgi
Avenue - Depot
Airport Road - Ole
Ekpan - Murder
(Abeg)
Day break everywhere bust men
It's the "Erigma 2"
I Know for waited 7 years for dis men
Guess what? You no wait in vein a swear
Burst una screen guard
(No Limit)
All the jam dey bang
Abeg commot your leg for high tension ooo

This is great. Thanks.

Nealson:
I remember erigga sang a song that talks about her and the Warri crises that happened in the late 90's

Give us the lyrics of the song, just for record sake.

thesicilian:
Therefore Buhari should be lynched as well for blasphemy

We vote you to be the leader of the lynching mob.

godofuck231:
get the special investigation unit of the police, let them run a finger print on the areas the robber used and dont forget to rip them , uou will be shocked who did it

Fingerprint matching? Where do you think you are, US.

No dey work here.

Shadysen:
This country has mess up full time , I just had a chat with a white lady.
Our conversations was going well until she asked me.
Where are you from?
I replied: Nigeria, she said goodbye and blocked me.
Big thanks for those ruining the name of this country.
Next time I will choose Ghana.

Choosing Ghana is another disaster too, they are notorious for sakawa scam.

Bros, jejely carry your cross, but remember to always curse our roguish leaders.

So says one of Nigeria's great political rogues.

6 months is too long to end banditry.

Therefore Wike not worthy to be our president.

[quote author=Freerhyme1 post=112832389][/quote]Where did you see the Yorubas aligning with north?

In the first republic, your Igbo political father Zik align with the north with his NCNC. In the second republic, the same Zik align with the north with his NPP, or whatever. Now you and your brothers have joined PDP, an Hausa party, since the beginning of this political dispensation, abandoning your Ojukwu's APGA.

While we Yorubas formed AD and ACN with massive regional support.

So oga, where do you come out with your fake analysis.

Chelsea's team looked ragtag.

Mooh247:




Weyrey see him comcom face like winch

You want to scam hardworking Nigerians

Later Na him and him people go dey form motivational speakers for Africans online



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"hardworking Nigerians" ko, corrupt ridden Nigerians ni.

iomoge2:
All of you insulting Tinubu and his Strength. But you all are relocating to Lagos daily.
Even your parents in the village cannot stay in your own states.

Now a man wants to make the country what lagos is to most of you and you are screaming.

Your so called young and strong beloved. Shie we see how he made the state he ruled better ?

We as a country are still at the stage where we need someone with good experience. Be sure to know that Tinubu would handover to the GenZ you want to rule…however allow him rule and bring sanity back.

A man looks at choice land and decides to put a monument there after settling the owners with other lands and you all are screaming foul. The exact owners are not complaining o. It’s you the waka pass.

Lands of your forefathers my arse. That’s why your villages are in ruins. You are not even welcoming enough to allow development. You kill your own selves because of land.
But we the Lagosains are ready to sell our land to you if we know you would develop it. And you think we are fools.

Imagine we Lagosians are as stupid as other states and do not sell the lands or allow the government take possession. Tell me if Lagos would be better off. Your own civilization!
If every state in Nigeria had a Tinubu…. I am sure Nigeria would be better off.

Vanity upon vanity but y’Al keep placing importance on vanity
It’s not like you can even do better with the land.

Nonsensical

TINUBU For president!

In your dream, not over Nigeria.

Baba, go and sit down for one corner. You are too old and polluted for the job.

We want a young, smart and bold man, who will dismantle this evil contraption called Nigeria.
It is no longer working, it has become a vehicle of illicit wealth for rogues and criminals in the society.

Martinelli wasting a lot of goal chances. Should be subbed.

Spurs are on the rampage tonight. Arsenal are in for a load of trouble.

ebufa:
Obasanjo they voted for 1989 and 2003 is apparently from the moon abi? Oga, do not underestimate the treachery you Yorubas are capable of!

Oga, mek you no lie for us o.

We Yoobas are gentle, amiable, friendly, accomodating, hospitable, guileless, truthful, sociable and are not treacherous at all oo.

And if you want our votes, we go give you. Just tell us jejely, we go deliver

MALIGNANTGuest:

He ran away and left the MUSIC behind!

No. He carried the MUSIC with him, on his neck and in his heart.

GooodHardDick:
Crazy things trends sells like mad in this country!!

I see this dance moves going viral.
I see Nigeria girls behaving and going naked while performing this dance moves. I see them recruiting in large number in their ashawo business

This i have seen.

Abeg, wey that false prophet niggar. Let him comma tell us what he sees

You have seen it all.

False Prophet has nothing else to see.

LordReed:
Anna Rountree's book where Jesus is romancing a woman in heaven? LoLz. Rick Joyner has to be one of the more delusional people who claim to be prophets. I read his book when I was still a Christian and I wanted to puke, it's just filled with nonsense after nonsense. I just read that all his children disagree with his political views, that's to show you how delusional he is.

If those were the only impressions you picked from the two glorious books, then your atheistic case is in critical stage, but you are not beyond redemption yet.

If the earlier suggested knowledge cures are not strong enough to end your religious cynicism, let me try on you a more portent cure. Try reading Mary Baxter two books on visitations to hell and heaven, these will do the job.

P.S. on Joyner's children disenchantment with their father's conservative creeds, that is the normal for majority of American Pastors' kids. They are mostly liberals, and do not subscribe to their fathers faith based leaning. But that doesn't mean they don't love their parents.

Sawcy:
He'll never stop it... Truth be told, I've not experienced someone who stopped, maybe because I don't associate myself with such people.

There are millions and one people who have done so. The takers usually stop taking it as they are getting older.

kkins25:
. Wait till you see my report.

When are you sending the report? Now or after you are dead?

Don't keep it too late, as I don't have eternity to wait for it.

LordReed:
Even your bible acknowledges that the dead know nothing and experience nothing. Death is the end, the off switch of every living organism. Meanwhile your living fellow believers are languishing in prison for various crimes. LoLz.

If you have you read the Bible from Genesis to Revelation you will know that your assertion above, that death is the end of everything, is false.

On the Mount of Configuration, two dead Bible personalities, Moses and Elijah came to meet Jesus to comfort Him concerning His coming crucifixion.

If you have you read about any After Death Experience testimonies on Internet, you will know that once you have been conceived in your mother's womb, your soul can never cease to exist, there is only transition to a spiritual realm after earthly death.

Moreover if you are really curious about this, let me introduce you just two books to open your eyes. One is Anna Rountree's "The Heaven Opened", and the other is Rick Joyner's "The Final Quest". These are two real life reports of living people who were taken to Heaven and Hell to record what were happening there for our knowledge. You can download these for free on Christian Library platform on Telegram. When you do so your life will never remain the same.

LordReed:
LoLz! So now the goal post has shifted from they don't believe in god to they are not real children of god or they are not godly. Bwahahahahaha!

When you finally experience life after death, which all of us will go through, it is then your Bwahahahahaha! will make sense.

LordReed:
LoLz! This is real funny. Most of the people ICPC and EFCC are jailing are believers in god, this your analysis na wash.

"Believers in god" are different from the GODLY. Believers in god are everywhere, but the Godly are rare.

The Godly are those who primary goal in life is to make heaven, and live with God till eternity.

For this set of people, business as being unethically practised by the generality of businessmen is a no go area.

Blake755:
I need an honest answer why is it those who doesn't believe in God are always successful

Because people who don't believe in God are open to every suggestion and means of getting wealth, without the limitation of religious do or donts.

They trade in any business, good or bad, without moral restraints. Betting business, alcoholic beverages biz: motel, Love Machine making, prostitutes accommodation, ecstasy, mpkurumiri businesses, etcetera are all welcome to them. Therefore they prosper, because they trade in and buy anything: cheating and lying are considered by them as necessary business acumen.

In government establishments, they manipulate and steal large sums of money. Some will even build churches to scam the gullible of their hard earned cash.

But for the Godly all the above are no go areas, therefore God helps them to manage their lives until He calls them home. Though some are rich, but not stinkingly rich, except some true pastors with large congregations.