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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Leave My Job And Japa To The UK by membranus: 5:08pm On May 24, 2022
ssuunnyy:
Your friends might be honest with you....

Honestly I won't advice you to leave ur Job ,, I believe they are ways you can apply for jobs online in those countries you wish to go,, apply and pray ,, you might get picked and get a visa sponsorship... Instead of leaving your Job to where you don't know...


Bro ,, 600k no be beans for Nigeria ooo... Make we no lie . Lol . grin
But if he lost the job, which is likely, being a salesman, where will he get another well paying job like that in Nigeria?

But there if you lose one, you get another.
Crime › Re: Fatima & Her 4 Children Killed By IPOB In Anambra: Adamu Garba, Shehu Sani React by membranus: 5:00pm On May 24, 2022
Rugaria:
Can you swear with your life, the life of your parents and that of your children that you are dead sure that it was IPOB that killed these people and that if it was not IPOB, that you and your family should perish like this family?
Can you?
Don't run away..
Oga denier, then who kill them in broad daylight. And who have been killing all the dead victims in your land, which a large number of your own people?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Stay Awake At Work During My Night Shifts by membranus: 3:19pm On May 24, 2022
pyyxxaro:
Rub Aboniki on your eye every 15mins


Thank me later cool
He tries that, instead of thanking you, na curse Pro max.
Business › Re: CBN Raises MPR To 13% From 11.5% by membranus: 2:41pm On May 24, 2022
bjtinz:
Lol. Every Emeka, Musa and Tunde forming economist here. See una wide mouth

Whether we agree or not, this was the best action for now. All the more crucial as electioneering spending gets into full swing
Economic policies do not work in Nigeria, and in most poor countries.

They only work in an highly organised and honest economy. And not in a bastardised and molested economy like Nigerian.
Politics › Re: Deborah Samuel: Charly Boy, Others Protest (Photos) by membranus: 8:51am On May 24, 2022
Let Charly Boy go and condemn the one happening in his father's backyard.
Politics › Re: IPOB Kills Woman, 4 Kids, 6 Others In Anambra by membranus: 8:02am On May 24, 2022
Hehe heo!!! Now the flies dey chop the sore man, the Igbos are not talking, but when the sore man start chopping the flies, the whole Igbo people go dey cry foul.

And you people know how mad the Hausas be. When dey start their own mek una no come Nairaland dey whine.

A word is enough for the wise.
Politics › Re: My Story Wih Fulani Herdsmen By Okafor Stan (Pictures) by membranus: 9:52am On May 23, 2022
ArcSEMPECJ:
Someone narrated how he was almost killed and called out those he saw ,..
When did FULANI Herdsmen stated looking like Igbos?
F you think you know better than him, why not come to South East and go to that route , get pictures before they kill you and send to us here....

But you won't send the pictures, rather you will send it to one Bale of Osun State to change the faces to Igbos, because even in death , Propaganda has lived in your Brian skulls as an inheritance from your fore Fathers .....
Are you saying that with IPOB and ESN and their supporters' chest beating on social media, the Igbos still have Fulani herdsmen hiding in their forests?

What a shame!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Watford (2 - 1) On 22nd May 2022 by membranus: 6:00pm On May 22, 2022
It was a win-win for all the major teams. No loss no gain in position.

Good bye to EPL 2021/2022 season. It has been an enjoyable season all through.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Watford (2 - 1) On 22nd May 2022 by membranus: 3:51pm On May 22, 2022
For Chelsea, it is just a formality, the position is already secured.

May not even watch it.
Politics › Re: 2023: Presidency Not For Tinubu's Type - Senator Adeyeye by membranus: 1:19pm On May 22, 2022
Christianity Etc › Re: Low Turnout Of Teens In Churches Nowadays. by membranus: 11:35am On May 22, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Perhaps they're not fully convinced about the religion their parents handed over to them.
I attended the meetings of Jehovah's Witnesses last week and the youths are fully prepared to go out to preach and teach as usual.
Do expect them at your doorstep soon! smiley
If JW come to my house, I will send them out fast. Because they spread doctrines of error.
Politics › Why Tinubu May Be The Best Available Presidential Candidate by membranus(op): 9:13am On May 21, 2022
I have no apology to anybody on my political decision; but, I respect the concern and opinion of everyone.

My political decision is based on my personal conviction and conscience.

Some people called me while some sent me messages requesting to know why I am supporting Tinubu .

My response is very simple - HE IS THE BEST AMONG THE AVAILABLE FOR NOW.

I am not trying to justify bad governance.

I am not here to support and encourage corruption and godfathers.

I am not a hypocrite.

I am not a hater.

I am a realist; a humanist to the core.

Some people said Tinubu is corrupt.

I asked them to mention a politician that is vying for the post of president that is not corrupt.

Corruption is not peculiar to Tinubu alone. It is almost a culture in Nigeria.

Some people said he sold Lagos to himself.

I requested them to mention Nigerian leader that was given opportunity that didn't consider himself and his family first.

It is always me, mine, and myself in Nigeria. Do your investigation very well about privatisation and monetisation in Nigeria both at the states and national levels.

How about El-rufai and Atiku privatisation in Abuja; you have forgotten so soon.

How about Saint Buhari and the rot in PTF. Or Pastor Prof and School Feeding/Trader Money scam.

It is not unique to Tinubu alone.

They said Tinubu is playing God - godfathersm.

I told them most Nigerian leaders not only in politics, but in corporate/private, religious, traditional and other sectors play godfathersm.

Most governors from year 1999 till date tried to replace themselves with stooges.

Most of them failed. It is not Tinubu's fault that he(Tinubu) succeeded. Most Nigerians are struggling to become a political son or daughter to any godfather that would promote them - let's be honest !

Some people said Tinubu is too old. I asked them what were the benefits derived from the very young leaders (both military and civilians) that we had since 15th January 1966 coup

Aguiyi-Ironsi was young as Head of state, Gowon was young as Head of state, Murtala was young as Head of state, Obasanjo was young as Deputy and Head of state, Shagari was not an old man as President, Buhari was young as Head of state, IBB was young as Head of state, Abacha was not that old as Head of state
Abdulsalami was not too old as Head of state. Jonathan was not an old man as president . These leaders were having young Nigerians both as either military or civilian state governors, head of MDAs etc.

Orji Kalu was young as Governor of Abia state, Saraki was young as Governor of Kwara State
Donald Duke was young as Governor of Cross Rivers State, Yahaya Bello of my state - Kogi, is a disgrace to the youths and bad reference for the youth agenda.

Bello Matawalle of Zamfara probably the youngest governor at the moment, but, clueless and lack direction.
Etc

What magic have these so called young people brought to governance with their youthfulness.

Lee Kuan Yew was a Singaporean statesman and lawyer who served as Prime Minister of Singapore from 1959 to 1990, and is widely recognised as the nation's founding father. He was an old man

Age doesn't bring good governance; ideas do.

Some said Tinubu is sick. I ask who is not either physically or emotionally or mentally or ideologically sick in Nigeria.

The society and long time bad governance have frustrated most Nigerians in Nigeria. Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882–1945) was the 32nd president of the United States from 1933 until his death in 1945. He was on wheelchair; he won a record four presidential elections and became a central figure in world events during the first half of the 20th century.

Some said Tinubu is too rich and too powerful to be a president. I asked them are they looking for a poor and weak person to be Nigerian president.

I then demand they present their candidate. They told me God will bring one. Is he/she coming from Heaven.

There is God in us. God has His role while we humans also have our roles. God rules in the affairs of men.

I told them that through the instrumentality of Tinubu:

1. Lagos has the highest IGR inNigeria
2. Lagos is the economy centre/pillar of Nigeria
3. Lagos is among the fastest growing economy in Africa
4. Tinubu didn't just build roads, schools, hospital
5. Tinubu also expanded Lagos and opened Lekki, Eko Atlantic etc
6. Tinubu is a Fisher of men. He goes for potentials while your leaders go for Touts, Thugs, sycophants, mediocres, and uneducated fellows
7. Tinubu is a nationalist. He has grown beyond bigotry and conquered trivial sentiments. He is neither an ethnic champion nor a religious bigot like your leaders. He gave opportunity to everyone to grow in Lagos irrespective of his/her religion, ethnic or state he comes from.
8. Tinubu is vastly educated. Well trained professional Accountant. Politically sagacious and human philosopher
9. Tinubu fought gallantly for democracy. He fought the military. He is a brave and charismatic leader. He has paid the price for leadership
10. Tinubu has made many leaders, he is a leader of the leaders. He has large heart to forgive and accommodate betrayers

I am not saying Tinubu is the best in Nigeria, but, Tinubu is the best among those that are parading about to contest for Nigerian president come year 2023.

Please, bring your best candidate with proving and convicing superior credentials. I will support him because I need the best for Nigeria.

Stop hating Bola
Stop harassing Ahmed
Stop abusing Tinubu
Stop that envy and jealousy against Jagaban

Tinubu is the Asiwaju
Tinubu is the leader.
Tinubu is either the next president or a determinant for the next president.
Tinubu is a massive force to be reckoned with

Finally, always remember that Tinubu is a product of this bad society called Nigeria. He is a human being. He is not God and he has never assumed to be God. He is just contributing his own quota to the growth and development of Nigeria. If you have the liver like him, come out and throw your hat into the ring !

Lets all join hands without hatred to build a better Nigeria.

I rest my case for now.

Adebakin

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Career › Re: Share Your Experience Working In A Loan Shark Company by membranus: 6:36pm On May 20, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Initially people were paying back it's when they started defaming people that's when they developed thick skin.

One day I was in a barbing saloon and some guys were talking about all these loan sharks. one said how 9jah cash ruined him so he got a separate Android phone to wreck all of them. He showed us his phone and if I'm not mistaken he has over 100 loan apps there. He stored fake contacts, no Facebook is on the phone, no WhatsApp, no bank app, just for collecting loans and not paying back.

If these guys had been professional to people, believe me most people would have been paying even though it might be late.

But when you defame someone, then call him back the following day to make payment, how do you expect him to pay after what you did to him. Most loan sharks are running at serious loss that's why they keep opening new apps everyday, cos once debt accumulates on one they'll stop giving out loans on it and divert customers to their other apps.

Also loan sharks are for poor and struggling people. No rich and comfortable person would take a loan of 10k to pay 18k in 7 days. that's foólishness. Only a broke and desperate person who wouldn't blink an eyelid if you choose to defame him would grab such offer. So after all your threats, and he chooses not to pay, who is loosing? It's the company.

Loan shark workers should also learn to stop threatening people, cos most people don't care anymore. People are passing through hell. I receive WhatsApp messages of people from loan sharks on my contact list at least 3-5 times every month. When I call them they'll be like abeg no mind those useless people. No one cares about defamation anymore, and Nigerians are also aware that they're not registered, and the government is after them, so all the threats of we will block your bvn, we'll use police to come and arrest you...etc they see it as wash.

If you borrow your money to a customer, once it's due day, call him greet him, then politely ask him to pay, patience is the key. cos if they choose not to pay there's absolutely nothing you can do after defaming them than to forfeit the money.
Good observation and analysis.

Never knew you can be this expressive. You were always abrupt in your comments.
Politics › Re: 2023: IPOB Bans APC, PDP, Others From Holding Rally In Abia State, Gives Reason by membranus: 3:22pm On May 20, 2022
od501:
Way to go. Na una fit a these pot belle politicians.


Shey u know its not by force to comment?
Come oo... how much did yiu even pay this ESN in tax? So...you prefer a so called politician to seat idle, and let others do their job when things are going wrong in his jurisdiction.

Only to come to seek a political post in that environment he ignored? Iy is called "holding one accountable." Too bad you Nigerians don't know how to do this. But are you sure you are OK? Cos you sound mentally deranged. Typical Nigerians.
"IPOB Kidnapped 2 Of My Cousins Yesterday" - Nnewi Man Cries Out https://www.nairaland.com/7136056/ipob-kidnapped-2-cousins-yesterday
Politics › Re: 2023: IPOB Bans APC, PDP, Others From Holding Rally In Abia State, Gives Reason by membranus: 3:12pm On May 20, 2022
od501:
Way to go. Na una fit a these pot belle politicians.


Shey u know its not by force to comment?
Come oo... how much did yiu even pay this ESN in tax? So...you prefer a so called politician to seat idle, and let others do their job when things are going wrong in his jurisdiction.

Only to come to seek a political post in that environment he ignored? Iy is called "holding one accountable." Too bad you Nigerians don't know how to do this. But are you sure you are OK? Cos you sound mentally deranged. Typical Nigerians.
Keep on deceiving yourself.

There is a raging fire on top your house, and here you are denying this reality. Continue doing that until it burn down the whole house. Then you will claim the ashes as your property.

"IPOB Kidnapped 2 Of My Cousins Yesterday" - Nnewi Man Cries Out https://www.nairaland.com/7136056/ipob-kidnapped-2-cousins-yesterday
Politics › Re: 2023: IPOB Bans APC, PDP, Others From Holding Rally In Abia State, Gives Reason by membranus: 2:58pm On May 20, 2022
I thought IPOBs were Fulani herdsmen nemesis, are they afraid of them again, waiting for innocent politicians to come and fight their fight for them?

They and their ESN and UGM cohorts are only brave when threatening gentle citizens of Eastern States.

Let them carry their guns and go into the forests to rescue their kidnapped brothers and sisters.

Yeye people!!
Sports › Re: Chelsea Will Always Be In My Heart: Rudiger Confirms Chelsea Exit by membranus: 2:13pm On May 20, 2022
So moving.

This is one of the most beautiful story I have read for some time. I was almost crying.

So football could be this sweet.

We will miss you in Chelsea RUDI ❤
Politics › Re: Justice Nyako Orders DSS To Let Nnamdi Kanu Watch His Favourite Football Matches by membranus: 8:53am On May 20, 2022
Now the whole Igbo Nation will troop enmass to support Liverpool in collaboration with their leader.

Congrat to Liverpool for capturing the whole Igbo tribe without lifting a finger.
Politics › Re: Most Okada Riders In Lagos Are Criminals- Police Commissioner by membranus: 12:50pm On May 19, 2022
Techm8:
Ok, so now they’ve identified the problem, what’s the solution?
The solution has been applied.

BANNING.
Politics › Re: Governor Ganduje Held Kwankwasiya Cap In His Mouth -photo by membranus: 10:31am On May 19, 2022
[quote author= post=112966332]We can see the Aspirant for House of representatives at Kano Municipal LG donning the cap of Asiwaju JAGABAN.....faraway in Kano!

JAGABAN EVERYWHERE.
JAGABAN on every lips.
[/quote]A sycophantic Nigerian you are.
Health › Re: Pregnant Abuja Lady Dies Weeks After Her Baby Shower (Photo) by membranus: 7:30am On May 19, 2022
Jackie007:
Please nobody should say after her baby shower, she has a heart condition for 13years now she has been managing herself , her friend dragged her to EFCC for a biz that went wrong, put 10naira and get 20naira thing,on her way to EFCC yesterday morning she had an attack due to fear she couldn't breath well,her BP went up,her husband and her lawyer rushed to the hospital where she gave up...Please get your stories right before posting...
Blame Naijacoverblog for the incomplete info.

Thanks for the update.
Politics › Re: Bonario Nnags: "IPOB Finally Touched My Community Last Night" by membranus: 3:24pm On May 18, 2022
Yoruba people will say "On rugbo bo".

Congrat to the Igbos, the agitation is finally catching fire. Hope they have enough fire extinguishers to stop it before it engulf their whole land.
Crime › Re: Bridget Oghenekevwe Emeka, Wanted Drug Baroness Arrested By NDLEA In Delta by membranus: 9:36pm On May 17, 2022
Nealson:
Welcome to Warri / Erigga

Yes
I dey always dey tell people say
For this town we get three different community

Ekpan, Agbasa, & Okere
Agbasa- If dem hold you say you thief phone,
You dey pay for stabiliser and phone
Okere - If them hold you till day break
Na bottom stairs you dey sleep
But Ekpan - If dem wan give you post
Dem no dey look say you be indigene
Na the kind mark wey dey

Your body dem take dey give you position:

If you get one eye you be vice
If your hand dey seize you be P.R.O

If you get bullet mark you Be D.C

If you waka dey wave you be press

Area I hail oooooo! (Old Warri)

Welcome to Warri where all the Mama's dey vex
F*ck up no dey sawa
She tattoo am for her brezz
Her son dey press
Two kala under her dress
She ready shoot Olokpa if them come her address (Rest)
No be today she don dey see her arrest
Area Mama for the hood you no wan see her vex

Apart from cocaine nothing Mama no dey sell
1999 dem lock Mama throw her inside cell

Dem carry her pass me where I for dey play "Monkey Post"
They almost blast me with slap,
I take off with my Kitto's
The first time I see where dem stab person neck
Na '94 two seconds naso andrew fall

Andrew Mama dey bust cry
Who do am don Run
Full compound dey pack "Egbe The Police" dey come

You suppose know Egbe

That guy matter na dead
Him fit arrest the full area if e enter him head

I no be mumu Aje
I know the area well
Full Agbasa, Igbudu dem know my matter there

Odumu, Sobo, Ejegba we get house for Ekpan
Go Udu, Oruvworun
The hands sound

I no Be mumu Aje

I know the Area well
Warri Crisis '99 I dey there
Marine gate, Iyara

We Get House for Ekpan

Go Ogborikoko

Ask na
The hands sound

Dem butcher my friend hand for "Agbasa Feast"
With old cutlass na so fight take enter Street
Igbo Market men dey run enter people shop
Carry 2 Wrong Set Of Shoes till the feast stop
Police dey shout: "If you move..."

I no fit stop!
Follow me enter Ejegba I enter you top
Our biggest fright na Ekpan Hilux Light for night
Those men no get joy beating na their appetite
I dey ceiling when dem carry all my guys go

Government bangle for the hand let the dice roll

Papa dey waka police matter 3 weeks straight
Native Doctor and Pastor for here dey lick plate

Imagine say the full area no get Big Man
Wetin concern signboard and who dey sell weed? Man
Dry Bread and Sadine plus Igbe Fanta
Naim we dey chop after we don smoke for downtown

I no be mumu Aje
I know the area well

Full Agbasa, Igbudu dem know my matter there
Odumu, Sobo, Ejegba We Get House for Ekpan
Go Udu, Oruvworun
The hands sound
I No Be mumu Aje

I know the area well
Warri Crisis '99 I dey there

Marine Gate, Iyara
We Get House for Ekpan
Go Ogborikoko
Ask na
The hands sound

Yes na so e be for the same Warri where We Dey Area and Characters:
Iyara - NairaBet
Isido - Vigilante
Obire - D.J
Ereku - Dustbin
Ogedegbee - Waka well
Pesu - Confra Boys
Victory Avenue - Beggi Beggi
Hausa Quarters - Ole chains
Garage - Ticket
Oppe - Gamblers
Ometa - No Neighbor
Agbasa - No Company
Ogunu - No Market
Makaiva - Gbo Gbo
Okere - Juju
Ajamoga - Link Road
NPA - Diesel
Ogbangwe - Judgi Judgi
Avenue - Depot
Airport Road - Ole
Ekpan - Murder
(Abeg)
Day break everywhere bust men
It's the "Erigma 2"
I Know for waited 7 years for dis men
Guess what? You no wait in vein a swear
Burst una screen guard
(No Limit)
All the jam dey bang
Abeg commot your leg for high tension ooo
This is great. Thanks.
Crime › Re: Bridget Oghenekevwe Emeka, Wanted Drug Baroness Arrested By NDLEA In Delta by membranus: 3:40pm On May 17, 2022
Nealson:
I remember erigga sang a song that talks about her and the Warri crises that happened in the late 90's
Give us the lyrics of the song, just for record sake.
Christianity Etc › Re: That Is Blasphemy - Rev. Yinka Yusuf Faults Buhari For Saying Jesus Is A Prophet by membranus: 3:11pm On May 17, 2022
thesicilian:
Therefore Buhari should be lynched as well for blasphemy
We vote you to be the leader of the lynching mob.
Car Talk › Re: My Toyota Corolla Vandalized by membranus: 6:22pm On May 16, 2022
godofuck231:
get the special investigation unit of the police, let them run a finger print on the areas the robber used and dont forget to rip them , uou will be shocked who did it
Fingerprint matching? Where do you think you are, US.

No dey work here.
Career › Re: What's Affecting My Productivity? My Mindset, My Location, Or My Village People by membranus: 12:29pm On May 16, 2022
Shadysen:
This country has mess up full time , I just had a chat with a white lady.
Our conversations was going well until she asked me.
Where are you from?
I replied: Nigeria, she said goodbye and blocked me.
Big thanks for those ruining the name of this country.
Next time I will choose Ghana.
Choosing Ghana is another disaster too, they are notorious for sakawa scam.

Bros, jejely carry your cross, but remember to always curse our roguish leaders.
Politics › Re: 2023: Nobody Will Steal Money Under My Watch As President Of Nigeria – Atiku by membranus: 7:48am On May 15, 2022
So says one of Nigeria's great political rogues.
Politics › Re: Wike: I’ll End Banditry In Six Months If Elected President by membranus: 7:46am On May 15, 2022
6 months is too long to end banditry.

Therefore Wike not worthy to be our president.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Bans Religious Protests In Kaduna by membranus: 7:56pm On May 14, 2022
[quote author=Freerhyme1 post=112832389][/quote]Where did you see the Yorubas aligning with north?

In the first republic, your Igbo political father Zik align with the north with his NCNC. In the second republic, the same Zik align with the north with his NPP, or whatever. Now you and your brothers have joined PDP, an Hausa party, since the beginning of this political dispensation, abandoning your Ojukwu's APGA.

While we Yorubas formed AD and ACN with massive regional support.

So oga, where do you come out with your fake analysis.

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