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Education › Re: Masari Asks Boarding Students To Vacate Hostels Over Rising Insecurity by membranus: 6:03pm On Dec 12, 2020
wolexy14:
Lets imagine say Dem kidnap me slowpoke... Who go pay d ransomhuh ...na Nigeria Dem go still bill oooo
Waiting for Nigeria to pay your kidnap bill (God Forbids)?

U don kpafuka be dat.
Family › Re: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by membranus: 3:51pm On Dec 12, 2020
bencarson007:
If you have never cheated on ur wife.... Throw her out... If you accept the many advice's of some idiots on this forum, you will die of hypertension.... Bro forgive ur wife, put the past behind you.... Move the Bleep on.... Learn from ur mistakes and ask her to choose between you and the place she is putting her leg.... If she is promiscuous, then let her go.... But if it's a mistake, forgive and reconcile.... A broken home ain't worth it nigga

Peace
A broken home is better than a knife in the jugular in the middle of a night sleep.

Never condone an adulterous woman, or you are inviting an early death into your life.

The woman is bad: a kid-napper, and a thief and a burglar in addition.

If he wants to live long, let him just rescue his baby, and wave a final goodbye to the evil lady.
Family › Re: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by membranus: 3:42pm On Dec 12, 2020
Quality20:
Oga just forgive am. who knows, it may have been that u strafed ppls daughters as an unmarried man previously? If that's d case, then this could just be payback time. Anyway, just forgive her n overlook it, try n b more romantic with her
Just "forgive am" like that?

Na so it's easy to just "forgive am"?

I no think u don't marry before.

And if you marry before, how many adulterous women (or girlfriends) u don forgive before?

Bro, it is easy to say " just forgive am" if it never happen to u before.

It is only he that feels it that knows it.
Celebrities › Re: Death Plot: Duncan Mighty Is Not Telling The Truth - Maria Nwakanma by membranus:
Family › Re: Help: My Younger Brother Disrespects Me Alot by membranus: 2:06pm On Dec 08, 2020
Starboytwo:
He is 17(Big boy)

He is into G( hotel life, drinks, drugs, clique already)

He dosent respect you( honestly I don't know how that happens huh How will your 17 year old bro not respect you) don't you guys play football together, Pes, Fifa, chill ? You suppose to be his role model man?

conclusion beating him is a waste of time and a wrong move. My young bro sometimes do wahrah, some times I change it for them, and whenever we play Pes, I beat him silly, like 5-1 6-0 7-1, once I did him 11-2, he wan cry...

If we play football, I mark him out, dribble him, beat his every move tongue I know for sure I'm his role model when it comes to football so i know his game.and that's when he gets mad most, i can anticipate all his move grin I most definitely always win his set.

But we cool, we vibe, we work together, I give them OT, update etc...

Just chill with your bro, and don't look age at all, you won't believe "updates these boys got"... Chill with your bro manh...
Not all brothers are "chillable" with.

What works with you might not work with another because of circumstances tied to upbringing.

Let him avoid and ignore his brother until the devil that has possessed him will either leave or destroy him.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Lawyer, Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Coronavirus by membranus: 4:39pm On Dec 07, 2020
Righteousness89:



I warn you again! Mind yourself!
Mind your Path! Mind your Business!
Don't Destroy yourself!
Be Reasonable!!
The Spirits Pushing you now will abandon you when trouble comes..
Suddenly your true nature is coming out.

You have now become a judgemental angel threatening fire and brimstone on anyone not aligned to your monstrous political view.

Please find another person to bully, I refused to be cowed by your vain threat.

I dey gidigba, I dey kampe.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Lawyer, Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Coronavirus by membranus: 3:37pm On Dec 07, 2020
Righteousness89:
[s][/s]

Wisdom is Profitable to Direct..
Spirtual Blindness is your Challenge.

What i am Privileged to know you can't know until you release yourself to God.

Until then keep Shut or you mind your business so you don't attract what you don't understand and can't define to your Destiny
You got it wrong again.

When did GOD make you my destiny keeper?

Just because you are proclaiming your own version of gospel on NL does not automatically make you a prophet.

Beware, don't add a Fake Prophet appellation to what others are already calling you on this site.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Lawyer, Rudy Giuliani Tests Positive For Coronavirus by membranus: 2:56pm On Dec 07, 2020
Righteousness89:
GOD Bless Rudy Giuliani !
GOD Bless the Trump Team
GOD Bless all lovers of Righteousness, Justice and Sanity All over the World
GOD Bless President Donald John Trump

We send the Healing hands of JESUS on Gulani! You are Healed in The Name of JESUS!

JESUS is KING of kings!
Hallelujah
You get it all wrong here.

GOD does not heal a rogue who does not acknowledge Him. Who do you think HE is?

I am beginning to wonder, what type of God do you actually proclaim? The god of Donald Trump?

You are gradually losing credibility on NL.

I have once told you, never mix religion with politics, they don't go together.
Politics › Re: EndSARS Protesters Hit Osogbo Roads, Storm House Of Assembly by membranus: 2:41pm On Dec 07, 2020
I love these Oshogbo/Osun State youths.

I love their radical spirit.

They are always at the forefront of protest against injustice in this country.

God bless you all.
Politics › Re: PDP's Seriake Dickson Wins Bayelsa West Senatorial Seat by membranus: 6:45am On Dec 07, 2020
RichDad1:
A man that performed abysmally during his tenure as a governor. Getting one of the highest allocation with the least number of population but still ended up owing salaries and pension. No visible project throughout his 8 years.
I am sure if this happened in Lagos or Kaduna, the children of hate and perdition would have been wailing profusely by now on how Tinubu or El-Rufai are enslaving their people.
Hypocrites!!!
My thoughts too.

But are the people blind or utterly foolish that keep on voting these set of miscreants and political imbeciles to power?

Nigeria can never move forward with these rogues in charge of governance and of our national treasury.
Celebrities › Re: Death Plot: Duncan Mighty Is Not Telling The Truth - Maria Nwakanma by membranus: 12:50pm On Dec 05, 2020
Calmblaze:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. The Lord will forgive you Sir. Is it a crime to appreciate Mr. Zzor?
Haaa!!!

I don cross border with my mouth.

Sorry ooo.
Celebrities › Re: Death Plot: Duncan Mighty Is Not Telling The Truth - Maria Nwakanma by membranus: 9:26am On Dec 05, 2020
Calmblaze:
You're on point dear.
Zzor, beware of Calmblaze.

He is after something with all his niceties to you this morning.
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: We Won’t Allow Reckless Use Of Social Media by membranus: 9:21am On Dec 05, 2020
ThatFairGuy1:
We're with you on this.
There should be serious sanction for fake news peddlers
You and who are the "We're"?
Education › Re: 48-Year-Old Sunday Dare Asefon Emerges NANS President by membranus: 11:44am On Dec 04, 2020
Let these old papas, cultists and polithiefcians allow these young students enjoy their union.

Leave NANS alone, let NANS be vibrant again.
Politics › Re: Muhammad Babandede: Ugwuanyi’s Commitment To Security Exceptional by membranus: 8:16am On Dec 04, 2020
That means the governor is generous in his distribution of the monthly security votes to all chiefs of the legal enforcement agents.

Keep it up Ugwuanyi.
Sports › Re: Adepoju: Why Argentina Defeated Super Eagles At USA ’94 by membranus: 6:17pm On Dec 03, 2020
bobokeshington:
ARGENTINA WOULD ALWAYS DEFEAT THE SUPER EAGLES TEAM 99 TIMES OUT OF HUNDRED ANYTIME ANYDAY...

ARGUE THIS FACT WITH YOUR VILLAGE PEOPLE... I JUST COMMOT FROM HOSPITAL...
You just commot from hospital?

Eayaah, sorry oo.

This might be the village people's soft work oo.

Look out for them next time you are stepping out of the house.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Biafrans Built This Armoured Car During The Civil War by membranus: 5:38pm On Dec 03, 2020
Bkayyy:
Imagine, Just imagine if this and other great feats by the Biafrans were done by the Yorubas. Most of them, if not all will kill us with noise both media and offline. Almost all of them will even go to the extent of tattooing it on their chest
But the Yorubas, like Awo, Adekunle, Alabi Isama, Obasanjo made nonsense of your war and your war plans during the battle.

Please respect us, and remember to call us Oga when you are talking to us.

We are the Great YORUBAS, the husbands of the Igbos.
Education › Re: SSANU Warns Against ‘unjust’ Sharing Of N40bn Earned Allowances by membranus: 6:17pm On Nov 30, 2020
Samakus:
I'm ready to help but the tone must be right. Correct the tone and I may oblige to educating you
Bros you no nada.

You are just forming on NL.

Gerrout hea!!!
Education › Re: SSANU Warns Against ‘unjust’ Sharing Of N40bn Earned Allowances by membranus: 11:30am On Nov 30, 2020
Samakus:
cheesy cheesy There's something very pitiable about someone who claims to be all knowing but ends up showing so much ignorance.

Peace brother
Meaning what?

Pls educate Mr. Expert.

I am curious to learn.
Education › Re: SSANU Warns Against ‘unjust’ Sharing Of N40bn Earned Allowances by membranus: 9:36am On Nov 30, 2020
Samakus:
Truth be told, how can earned allowance that is the right of all staff in the university be cornered by a section of staff. Whether you are the one that attracted or not, everyone should get his due.

Ask yourself, if ASUU takes larger share of EA that every staff is entitled to, just because they made more noise about it, are they any different from the politicians they're fighting?
It is Earned Academic Allowance EAA, not Earned Allowance.

Pls be guided.
Politics › Re: Umahi: I Planned Defection To APC With Anyim, NASS Members by membranus: 8:54am On Nov 30, 2020
Why is the man talking like an illiterate?

Is this the quality of leadership Ebonyi State has been grooming?

All his arguments and reasoning after his defection has been infantile since.

The man lacks advance senses.
Politics › Re: Koko Zaria Opens Hotel (Video) by membranus: 8:32am On Nov 30, 2020
NGpatriot:
I just don't remember seeing him on the roadside extorting me for money, but the last time I checked, they collect membership fees from their members, not from you or motorists.


Abeg, you are not making any sense.
And you cannot logically deduce that it is that large fees they collected from their members that transcended into you paying more transport fares than you should have as a commuter, thereby reducing your spending power.

That thug is using your money to build that splendid hotel with no sweat.
Politics › Re: Koko Zaria Opens Hotel (Video) by membranus: 8:22am On Nov 30, 2020
Fahdiga:
Thuggery pays in south west reason why we the Yorubas doesn't value education
Say it loud again and hear yourself:

"Yorubas doesn't value education"

How did it sounds in your ears?

Funny?

When you are saying this of the most educated tribe in Nigeria, then something must be wrong with you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 0) On 29th November 2020 by membranus: 6:02pm On Nov 29, 2020
bhella10:
Tottenham abeg do the needful.
Please Tottenham do the needful and LOSE the match.

Many gamblers lives are depending on your expected LOSS.
Politics › Re: ‘Nigeria Borders Will Remain Closed’ - Mohammed Sabo Nanono, Agric Minister by membranus: 9:03am On Nov 29, 2020
PAWG:
What year was that? Today’s China can produce all its agricultural (food) needs. Trade wise it’s bad to shut your borders but when your local agriculture is suffering due to over reliance on imported produce, shutting your porous land borders is the way to go.
Shutting the southern borders, but opening the northern borders, what a stupid self-serving policy is this?

Buhari thinks he is the president of Northern Nigeria only, because, from all evidence, he is not acting as the president of the whole Nigeria.
Politics › Kidnapped Wife Of Olugbenga Ale, Akeredolu's Chief Of Staff Rescued By Amotekun by membranus(op): 8:26pm On Nov 28, 2020
Amotekun rescued kidnapped wife of Akeredolu’s Chief of Staff

Kidnapped wife of the Chief of Staff to Ondo state governor, Chief Olugbenga Ale, has been rescued by the personnel of the Amotekun corps in the state.

Some of the kidnappers were reportedly arrested by the personnel of the security outfit.

Mrs Ale was kidnapped at Owena in ldanre on Thursday night while travelling from Lagos to Akure by the bandits who laid siege on the highway and took her into the forest. It was gathered that the ugly incident happened very close to the military checkpoint in the town.

Vanguard gathered that men of the Amotekun corps swung into action immediately the kidnap case was reported to them. The security outfit in collaboration with local hunters and vigilante in the area reportedly combed the forest in ldanre and the victim was rescued.

Contacted, the commandant of the Amotekun Corps, Chief Adetunji Adeleye confirmed the release of the victim. Adetunji promised to brief the press on how the victim was rescued at a later day.

A source in the office of the security outfit confirmed to newsmen that confided some hoodlums were apprehended in connection with the crime and had been transferred to the state capital, Akure for interrogation.

The source said “I can confirm to you that the wife of the Chief of Staff has secured her freedom and on her way to Akure. “She was released without paying the ransom as she was rescued by Amotekun and local hunters.

Recall that the abduction of the wife of the governor’s aide came barely 24 hours after a first-class monarch, the Olufon of lfon, Oba Israel Adewusi was murdered by suspected kidnappers at Elegbeke in Ose council area of the state.

His vehicle was riddled with bullets while his driver attempted to escape from the kidnappers. The traditional ruler was returning to his domain after attending the council of Obaship meeting in Akure, the state capital.

The police command spokesman, Tee-Leo Ikoro, could not be reached to confirm the release of the wife of the governor’s aide.
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/11/amotekun-rescued-kidnapped-wife-of-akeredolus-chief-of-staff/

Politics › Re: FG May Reverse Fuel Pump Price To N160 Per Litre, Negotiations Continue Dec 7 by membranus: 2:33pm On Nov 28, 2020
But why is the price of refined petroleum products remain high in the country when NNPC head was telling us this week that they were begging importers to buy our crude at $9/barrel?
Politics › Re: Umar Farouq 'Weeps' As Pantami Disgraces Her At FEC Meeting - Sahara Reporters by membranus: 9:47am On Nov 28, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
Must you always show your bigotry.

How will a meeting be done in hausa, when non hausa speakers are on the council.

How will a memo be written in hausa when it breaks the code of conduct of the civil services.

Kia, try to get sense now!
Because Hausa/Fulani people don't know how to speak and write good English.

E.g. Buhari and Kano Hisbah's "Letter of Notofication"

So they always prefer communicating in Hausa language, even in Aso Rock. Ask those working there, they will tell you the truth.
Culture › Re: Olufon Of Ifon, Israel Adeusi Killed In Ondo State by membranus: 12:58pm On Nov 27, 2020
Farki:
Come up with a better lie please.
Why have they not arrest those oñes that recently destroyed Falae's farm even though they were deployed there?

Why were they not deployed to thse Owo/Akoko axis where fulanis were daily kidnapping and killing innocent Ondo State citizens, including a first-class king that was killed yesterday?

Amotekun is a useless outfit for now.

Pls comè up with a better propaganda.
Culture › Re: Olufon Of Ifon, Israel Adeusi Killed In Ondo State by membranus: 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2020
hisexcellency34:
Upon all the noise by Amotekunhuh?? May his soul rest in peace
Amotekun does not measure up to the initial hype ascribed to it.

They are toothless bulldogs: few personnel, no modern equipment, no fake African security.

They are only being used in Ondo State to arrest errant okada riders.

Useless outfit that has not captured a single fulani kidnapper.
Phones › Re: Mention 3 Mobile Apps You Can't Do Without. by membranus: 7:26pm On Nov 26, 2020
Adam Clarke Bible Commentary

Matthew Henry Bible Commentary

Strong's Bible Concordance

Open Heaven's Connect

Wikipedia

Nairaland

Opera News
Travel › Re: Kaduna-Abuja Train Breaks Down In Bush By 2am, Stranded Passengers Cry Out by membranus: 11:37am On Nov 26, 2020
The Chinese are hyper smart.

They borrow us money at stupendous interest rate to buy their obsolete trains.

Two years later their inferior train products start to break down, we call them for repair because no Nigerian engineers have bèen trained to handle this, additional money in China pockets.

The Minister who arranged the deal cannot complain too much because he has already collected his ten percenter upfront.

The common people are left to suffer the bad deal at the detriment of their lives.

That's Nigeria for you, but how long will this continue before the country burst into flames.

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