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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Congress Under Siege, Trump Supporters Overrun Security, Invade Chambers by membranus: 12:50am On Jan 07, 2021
Putin of Russia will be in ecstasy today seeing the shame his puppet trump has brought to America.

I weep for the American people.

America has lost its glory.

A bastard son has been brought to the throne.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Capitol Locked Down After Pro-Trump Protesters Storm Building by membranus: 9:00pm On Jan 06, 2021
Gospelpreacher1:
GOD Bless President Donald Trump!!
I Fully Support your Presidency anytime! Anyday! Anywhere !
Don't mention the name of GOD in your foolishness.

It is an insult to the ALMIGHTY, and HE won't consider you blameless in the last day.
Celebrities › Re: “Why Is Wizkid So Lean?” – Fans Express Concern Over Wizkid’s Health by membranus: 1:24pm On Jan 05, 2021
CandyOps:
I know multi billionaires who are lanky. make una free my guy abeg
Pls name one as lean as Wizkid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 3rd January 2020 by membranus: 6:21pm On Jan 03, 2021
richmond500:
Lampard doesn't deserve to be a coach or found anywhere near a stadium.

Make him just go share palliatives for village
No palliative to share by Lampard .

All palliatives have been looted by Chelsea's thuggish fans.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 3rd January 2020 by membranus: 6:06pm On Jan 03, 2021
0:3.

Chelsea is dead this season, bring the coffin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 3rd January 2020 by membranus: 5:54pm On Jan 03, 2021
Hope they don't greatly disgrace Chelsea's Mendy today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 3rd January 2020 by membranus: 5:50pm On Jan 03, 2021
Chelsea is up for a big wallop by Man City.

1 is already in, many to come.
Health › Re: DNA Test: Don't Do It. Here Is Why by membranus: 5:37pm On Jan 03, 2021
Another Bill Gate's targeted conspiracy theory.

Don't you people get tired of this.

So if they mine your DNA, how is it going to hurt you?

All the details of your life you have completed in banks and hospitals how have they come back to hurt you?
Politics › Re: Kevin Chukwumobi APAMS 50th Birthday Party: Politicians, Celebrities Spotted by membranus: 12:17pm On Jan 02, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
This one sweet me die grin grin grin grin
Why e no go sweet you die when you be tribal hater?

Change your ways, this is 2021.

Stop biting the Yoruba hands that are feeding you.
Family › Re: Help!!! My Dad Still Smoking Weed In His Old Age!!! by membranus: 8:07pm On Jan 01, 2021
ChingaOne:
Why don't you take him to the nearby police station
To do what?

To visit his fellow uniformed smokers?
Politics › Re: 2021: Full Text Of Buhari’s New Year Message To Nigerians by membranus: 8:02am On Jan 01, 2021
Aplaudez:
They should just please allow me finish my HND this year!
Beg coro to leave the world alone.

And jiffily you will be out of the boring sukuru.
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by membranus: 12:13am On Jan 01, 2021
igala1:
May bad memories of 2020 never be repeated in this 2021. Welcome to your year of turn around encounters. Congratulations.
Amen.
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by membranus: 12:12am On Jan 01, 2021
Happy New Year 2021 to all Nairalanders!!!!

Despite our differences and altercations, we are all jolly good fellows, and can't do without our virtual communion.

Maybe this year brings us greater blessings, and a total end to COVID 19 in Jesus Name. Amin.
Phones › Re: Lady Loses Her iPhone11 Pro Max: "Computer Village Is The Devil’s Workshop" by membranus: 12:18pm On Dec 31, 2020
Jirehz:
I was a victim of this criminals in 2012 grin
My cousin and I wanted to swap blackberry curve 6 or so for Bold 5( bold 5 Dey hot that time).
We also had 11 thousand naira with us.
These road side guys gave us scrap phone and took our money too.
We later got the our curve 6 back but the money was gone. In fact they told us that we can never get the money back.

I later worked there and I know most of their tricks
Never patronize those roadside guys, 98% of the time, you’ll be dubbed or sold fake.


90% of the time, you can catch the criminal but most people don’t know grin
Computer village have a group of criminals that help in catching criminals cheesy
If you fall victim, don’t report to that police station there oo
Just ask of the vigilante group. All they need is for you to describe the person, the place the transaction took place and the faces you recognize around the place. Pay them small money and give them like 3 days and you’d be shocked how they will catch the exact person that stole your money or phone.
Thanks for this information, ìt is worth saving.
Romance › Re: "We Need Marriage But Men Are Scared To Come"... Pretty Lawyer by membranus: 9:08pm On Dec 29, 2020
Boobydiv:
oya make una come give your business new appearance as you prepare for better year in 2021.

let's rebrand your logo, design your website, give you new year social banner and give your business the world class brand presentation to get more client this coming year.

check us out
www.motifmedia.net
Instagram: @motifmediaa
WhatsApp: 08025761267
Call: 07034744673
Marry that Lawyer girl first.

Then business will come angry grin grin
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani: "Leave Kukah In Sokoto; Fight Bandits In Your Shokoto" by membranus: 6:53pm On Dec 29, 2020
Fahdiga1:
Shehu Sani the only sensible man in the whole north
And Sultan of Sokoto - Abubakar

And the former Emir of Kano - Sanusi

And Fr. Kukah - the vilified one

And Aisha Yesufu - the proxy Hausa girl.
Politics › Re: The Endsars Youth Movement Is The Guardian Newspaper Person Of The Year 2020 by membranus: 12:22pm On Dec 29, 2020
isthatso:
please list the merits and what has changed or will change as a result. Elections have occurred since the protests and you people still went out to vote in these same people. 2023 is round the corner, you will still vote in the same people whether APC or PDP....so what exactly did ENDSARS acheive?

I did not condemn the protesters, if you read with an open mind, i said "nice try"!! I asked what was/will be the end result. The older generation had their protests, infact, student protests in the 70s and 80s was very robust but just like it didnt lead to anything then, I suspect this will not lead to anything.

I am waiting for you to list the merits and changes because I read the other day SWAT (the rebranded SARS unit) just killed a monarch in the east
Like I earlier said, you are blind, so how could I convince a blind man to see what he would not see.

Enjoy your blindness.
Politics › Re: The Endsars Youth Movement Is The Guardian Newspaper Person Of The Year 2020 by membranus: 10:41am On Dec 29, 2020
isthatso:
Nice try, but ultimately what did they achieve?
He who does not want to see will forever remains blind.

He who enjoys the status quo at the expense of the unfortunate forgets that one day the pillars of his advancement will be removed and he will fall flat to the ground.

For now enjoy your privileges and position which keeps you blind, but I pray that your blindness will not lead you to a pitfall.

But meanwhile, WE who know the merits of the PEOPLE'S POWER that the #ENDSARS brought to this forsaken nation, WE HAIL the PROTESTERS, BOTH FALLEN AND STANDING.

We shall MEET TO OVERCOME AGAIN in the coming days.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Vila (1 - 1) On 28th December 2020 by membranus: 7:12pm On Dec 28, 2020
Is the mod sleeping?

The score line has changed.

Do the needful before we vex leave dis thread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 26th December 2020 by membranus: 7:54pm On Dec 26, 2020
Chelsea has becomes Arsenal's whipping boy.

Everytime getting whipped wap, wap, wap by them.

Yeee, what have we done to them!!!!

Have mercy now, please have mercy on us.
Family › Re: Help!!!! My Husband Absconded With Our Children by membranus: 6:52pm On Dec 26, 2020
AltCtrlDel:
I'm a man but men are scum


You guys should stop criticising the OP. Be sensitive and consider her mental health.

If y'all can't render any meaningful advice or directions then read and move on
You are not a man.

You are AltCtrlDel, a bot.
Politics › Re: Akin Alabi: Why My Health Centre Project In Ibadan Is ‘Too Small’ by membranus: 2:21pm On Dec 24, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
You can not impress children of satan.

If you like build a massive health center reaching to the skies they will still complain...negativity has eaten deep into their soul
So what's impressive about this paint-over rehabilitation project for a suppossedly rich senator or house member to be bragging or chest-beating about?

Or what's so grand about it that it needs a contractor from Abuja to execute?

And what's so prideful about it that you his paid promoter would find ii worthy enough to insult us angry Nigerians who have been cheated of our patrimony with this over-bloated contract?

Did you asked your boss the unmentionable cost of the shameful project in a remote village before you opened your ignorant mouth to insult us?

Maybe he would have told you it took millions of our tax to swindle this garbage project out of the nation's pocket.
Investment › Re: MBA Forex Unable To Pay Investors In December by membranus: 9:32am On Dec 24, 2020
Belexy95:
@OP, your title is misleading.
The last paragraph of what you put up said delayed payment and not unable to pay as you wrote.

Anyways, my wife and I got paid yesterday.
Thank God

and stop seeking for easy profit from ponzi schemers, or else you will one day lose more than you have ever gained.
Politics › Re: Anthony Adefuye: Obasanjo Is An Igbo Man From Anambra State by membranus: 8:57am On Dec 24, 2020
It must be true.

That's why the Igbo people love him, and we Yarubas detest him.
Celebrities › Re: Rarara, 'APC Musician', Accused Of Eloping With A Married Woman by membranus: 8:44am On Dec 24, 2020
His music is sweet.

I nearly put on my dancing shoes.

Until I remember the incompetent leader he is praising and came back to my senses.
Travel › Re: Again, Many Passengers Kidnapped On Benin-Ekpoma-Auchi Expressway In Edo by membranus: 2:16pm On Dec 22, 2020
supportnija:
OP that endSar will affect for long, the only security these armrobber fear is SARS, end SARS was a great mistake.
Your reasoning is faulty, have you ever been to school?

So before #ENDSARS there was no rampant kidnapping in the land?

How many kidnappers were captured by your SARS and your artfully dodging policemen then?

Oga go and read Logics in school, then you will be able to reason well.
Politics › Re: How Is The Electricity Bill In Your Area? by membranus: 6:22pm On Dec 21, 2020
Kapilta:
Bill? Mtceew. Make dem give person d light dem no gree. Over a week now, nothing. Neighbors from other apartment wan kill me with generator sound. I no knw who send me make i cum d useless country self. Me too wan do better citizen. I yaff taya.
Eeyah!!! Sorry ooo.

E go soon better.

Mek u endure am till 2023, when our man Obi will collect gofament.
Crime › Re: Ben Okigbo: Nigerian Doctor Shoots His Wife Dead & Commits Suicide In America by membranus: 5:33pm On Dec 20, 2020
pocohantas:
Four instances attached. You didn’t mention race, they are women- helping your fellow alfa males to the TOP.

You can use your mum as the fifth, I like to think she did. Your mothers are always different.
Wrong samples and inappropriate evidences of helping a male to the top.

And please watch your mouth, you are too insulting.

You are a woman, and you are abusing another person's mother.

Vulgarity is not a good vice in a lady.
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Lauds Buhari, Masari Over Rescue Of Kankara Boys by membranus: 5:54pm On Dec 19, 2020
Tinubu has lost most of his credibility and relevance after the #ENDSARS imbroglio.

And asslicking Buhari will only worsen his situation because the whole nation is also tired of Buhari's incompetence.

He should therefore just shut up.
Politics › Re: Governor Umahi's Massive Convoy At UNN (Video) by membranus: 10:12am On Dec 19, 2020
RuudVanNisteroy:
Look at second in command to Obasanjo in the Supreme Military Council, Shehu Musa Yardua in 1978 5 car convoy when he commissioned the Lagos-Ibadan expressway consisting of:
-3 Peugeot 504
- Range Rover
-An armoured carrier.

And a mere governor of just one of the 36 states in the federation is moving with a 42 car convoy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_LfloE6BWc
These polithiefcians are just too wasteful.

Are they all blind to the immense poverty of the people they are ruling, traced mostly to their ineptitude in resource management.

Is there any hope for this country with this current crop of these shameless, flamboyant, selfish and senseless leaders?
Politics › Re: Yinka Odumakin To Femi Adesina: Give Us Breakdown Of Appointments Made By Buhari by membranus: 9:39am On Dec 18, 2020
PopSmoke:
Afenifere and the whole Yoruba race should disown that nimwit

He's a disgrace to us
We have already disowned him.

We are only waiting for the end of his master's tenure to put him in the dung pit of our tribal history where he belongs.
Sports › Re: UCL Last 16 Draw: Who Can Make It To The Next Round Of UCL? by membranus: 3:54pm On Dec 14, 2020
IamD18:
This is how Chelsea will win the Champions league this season.

ATM vs Chesea will end 1-1 first leg.

Chelsea will beat them 2-1 second leg and progress to face Leipzig who'll sure win Liverpool.

We'll beat them home and away to face Juventus in the Semi Finals, they'll play without Ronaldo out of injury and we'll beat them on aggregate following a draw.

Then meet Bayern in the finals for history of 19th May 2012 to repeat itself.

Get ready! We are coming
Dream is good.

Happy dreaming.

When you wake up you will see your darling Chelsea flat on the ground with a dirty blow from Athletic Madrid.

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