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tunapawizzy: Toolzo looks like a whale

A huge Muthafucking whale!!!

tjskii: Kai all their outfits werr wack,except this osas babe,folowed by toolz,then genny. and abeg who is dat fine brother in the purple blazer,iv been seeing him a lot lately
Y is dat bros in shortknicker eh,wen dem dey secondary skool dem no dey gree wear knicker,dem dey wan form seniorboys wth trouser,now d time has com for him to wear trousers,he has decided to go bak to knicker,smh

That is Uti Nwachukwu's Boyfriend.
Yes!!! You read right. Uti is f**king him!!

chic2007: Is that you Freeze?

Yep! That's Freeze alright.

garri4all: I stopped listening to cool fm because of their presenters.
all of them are so stupid with fake accents and are extremely rude and always yabbing callers.
I don't know the presenter you are talking about because like I said I no longer listen to them because Cool fm is trash but I know for sure that Freeze is sooooo rude and full of himself. Honestly I don't just understand why.

I only started listening to the stupid station when I left naija to keep me in touch with home but honestly I will rather listen to stations here and check NL for updates than listen to insults from some silly presenter.
Abeg who knows of any better naija radio station that streams live online?

Classic FM 97.3 and The Beat FM 99.9

[quote author=Ejiné]Mercy Johnson go sweet for dogggy sha.
God help me. [/quote]Seconded,I beg!! My prick wan break into two as I see this pic sef

Advance fee payment to Nollywood for 2015. Another #3Billion spent on this.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]What has university tuition fees got to do with murder supposedly committed by cultist and it is being alleged the murder victim Himself is also a cultist? It is people like you that would spend N90,000 buying blackberry yet continue to spew rubbish when asked to pay tuition fees that is fair and reason compared to standards elsewhere.

Your very attempt to rubbish the man Fashola by asking the question about how much was budgeted for security shows you really do not mean well for Lagos. I won't be surprise that you are also one of those committing crime in Lagos, yet would open your mouth and spew rubbish in NL[/quote]Oga,I beg stop all this sentimental talk. Ask your bastard governor whether he paid tuition when he got his law degree from UNIBEN.
Dumbfuck!!!!

Bitch,don't be mad cos everyone's hating on your show. I guess you don't watch it cos if you do,you'll see that that sh!t is F**KED!!!!!!
N.B,you're 35 years old. Act your f**king age and quit d!ck riding those foreign acts like some teenage groupie!!!

Dang!!! She got real ashy knees. She's on her knees most times in the night.#d*ck sucking tins

MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tinubu stole on a larger scale than Obasanjo. Obasanjo ruled a country for 8 years,compare the wealth he amassed with Tinubu that ruled a STATE for 8 years also.....
Better leader these nutzzzzzz,Nigga!!!!!

After reading the 1st Lady's statement that a hundred political parties cannot beat PDP in 2015, I can authoritatively postulate that #cluelessness can be sexually transmitted...

We don't give a F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=Yomieluv]Maybe she's hoping to have a crosstour by faith,it shows she doesn't even know a crosstour by image.

Girls,and their fake lifestyle.[/quote)
Not by faith O!!!!
She gonna work her pussy overtime during her nighttime job....#ashi tins

Sweetapple007: Buy him private jet, i thk no woman has evr don that f a man!

Beyounce bought a Jet for her husband in 2011

wasiudvd: Hey! How many CDs av u bought lately? How many copies of Solar vex has been sold till date? How much can he make by selling 200,000 copies of CD ( remember say na #150 own una dey buy o).
Instead u should have thought of how much he has made from oliver twist, and how nuch he is currently making from top of the world.
Remeber this two songs will be in one album, complimented by cash flow.
Now to u and safarigirl, tell me one reason why u fink D kings men will not sell 200,000 copies.

A typical 9ja would always behave like this...... Delusional and demented!!!! Why do you always judge by quantity and never quality?? Have you ever wondered that despite the fact that Nollywood is the "3rd largest" film industry,till 2020,not one of stereotypical movies can't even make it into the Academy Awards. Now,this foolish fool is claiming he's going to perform in front of 6 billion people. Who the Bleep watches this jinx tourney sef?

igbsam: Great. Let Nigeria win the cup and then have a Nigerian Artist perform at the closing ceremony in south africa, then it would look like a Nigerian Affair. South Africans, Ghanians and other Nigerian hating country would die of bad belle. Nothing is as sweet as going to another man's domain to be the king there. Bring it on. Infact, we need Daddy showkey and Haruna Ishola to perform at the closing ceremony. Obesere wont be a bad idea too. Bring in some Atilogwu dancers too to perform.

Is your poverty striken country better than Ghana ans South Africa? Dickhead looking muthafucka!!!!!

Goddex: Tinubu should first and foremost explain to Nigerians
the source of his wealth. How much was his salary as governor?

I think people like him should not be allowed to talk for the new party.
It will hurt the party more. Let him just stay at the background.

Tinubu is just a thieving muthafucka...... Just like Obasanjo. They both held their respective post for 8 years and see the huge amount of wealth they have amassed for themselves. And to think Buhari is actually is teaming up with thieving Tinubu. It's all clear to see that he's senile already. We don't need another political party. What we need to move this country is a systematic CLEANSING of the individuals that have some way or the other put this country in this situation it is in now. Until we have a bloody revolution and start on a clean slate,developmental growth will continue to be a pipeline dream.

yuzedo: I told you!

I'm taking my left hand out on a romantic date to reward it for all the loving care it has provided me alongside my vaseline...

#ForeverAlone

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! You iz a crazy Muthafucka!!

[quote author=obo_man]So what happened after the recording?

a) sex and pls bobby (bobo) don't tell the world.. Keep it secret as I'm married with four kids. By the way, promise me the music will be a hit... A hit as in better dan tonto dikeh's song.. Bobby ask, ' who is tonto dike? '



b)just a kiss and some smootching.... Bobby...mmmmm..mmmmm, a kiss is only what u getting joor... Bobby ask,' what is joor? '... You know I'm married naow, replied OMOsexy

c)Just a hug and exchanges of pleasantries...


lol, which 1?[/quote]Option A

coogar: it's not a reality show - everything here was acted and it's quite good.
i have seen the complete series and it's very very good. you would be impressed - it's just a story of 5 housewives in lekki and their philandering ways. don't knock it till you actually see it.

watch the trailer here....

https://distrify.com/films/4570-lekki-wives-trailer?utm_source=Distrify&utm_medium=video-player&utm_campaign=distrify#distrify-player-3096

Zap dat!!!!!!!! Nollywood is on to some dick riding shit!!!! This is an extremely poor bootleg version of "Desperate Housewives"......

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Aww, actually dated Damilola.

Now she won't return my calls [/quote
I'm sure it was because of your 4 inch penis.....LOL!

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Aww, actually dated Damilola.

Now she won't return my calls [/quote
I'm sure it was because of your 4 inch penis.....LOL!