Pass 5 shots through me- I'm stoll a project of a dying breed
Can't u see I addicted to the game like catholics sayin' tha creed
I'ma come through ya door n' molest ya life
Ignore the man in U cusz ya life just a piece of shitty wipe
My rhymes make u turn gold - ya rhyme are nothin' but rusty metal
I divide u into two n' still u can't get hard like metal
Pull ya shape n' slide ya face into that door
Cusz Nigga u so lame no wonder the gods made u poor
I'm david my real name Phillip n' not the TV
Menike's adopted nigerian name all u need is a E n' U might callit E.TV
Homie I'm the source of entertainment wit me Nairaland sounds so boring
Ask bout me I invade all thread and with words impregnant the girl
Play ya self or better still keep playing gay and I'm definitely not feelin' u
Homie I fu*ck girls all day that's why they call me papi when I come through
I diplomatic n' controversial with my rhymes, I'm the Casper Kidd
My nigerian moms shudn't have given me Menike cusz I hate the name
Cusz ever since I've been in n' out of crack,I'm in search for a new crack name
I'm in the game now and I dare my lifestyle it ain't all for fame

@xtiano
dude - the ball is y'alls court.

I n' Hood done our own suggestions

Christino:

Guys, it's April already, when'z d next tourney!!! Wake up!!!!!!!!!

No battle but I think we need another "Greatest Rapper on NL " n' not a Group stuff.
I'll propose we have the Group Tourney toward the end of the Year to rap the entire year up.

Greatest Rapper on NL WINNERS: (Runs Btw April, May, June)
Tianshie (Defending Champion)

Greatest Group Rap Tourney WINNERS: (Runs Btw Sept,Oct, Nov)
(Can't really remember who won the last one) someone help me out
Hope the group accepts the my apology.

@Everyone
That's my proposal y'all - That way if y'all really want consistent competition
on NL then y'all might consider these proposal

Hope I get ya support cusz remember I resurrected this "Rap n' Freestyle sh*t"
After Seun removed the 1st thread . Hot-angel, Jackal, Nike4luv, Niterider cud testify

Stra8 A's are my rhymes I never give up
Pound some hard kilos n' never wait for re-up
Smack a nigga, body em' n' pick em' up
Homie ya age still old I add it up n' still beat u up
You're what niggas in new york call "Boy jack em' up"
I throw bullets at ya lifestyle leave u n' u can't polish ya game up
I drop u off my set - Now I'm watchin' to see u live it up
Freestyle on his ass - Damn menike why U want start it up
I pitch two quaters together guaranteed u can't hit' em up
Like pac in his hay days, I smoke a nigga n' beat em' up
I'm certified in this game, rhyme once in a while n' give it up
Nigga in my absence Sushi couldn't do a solid Nairaland livin' it up
Nigga I'm too good - My swagger got me goin' up n' up
Wait till my Album out in 2017 the title goin' be " Nairaland we growin' up"
I'm so good that's why I get down with Nas, Jay n' Gotti n' that's wats up
I just felt educated to go a year witout an album this year - Hope I'm not givin' it up
But I'm still wit that magic mic n' that's why I'm dedicated to not Fu*ckin' niggas up

I come through with fire nigga I never bleed
Like Tony Soprano u never here me beg please
I clap ya dad and leave u up in a senior living home
Wanksta nigga, remind me of the dude from Malibus most wanted
Only for me to allow u leave the life of a dilapitated pope
I crack ya ribs crush it into some particles mixed wit cocaine
I'm from the grave of theives take it and give it a name
I tan white kids in the sun while U stucked tanning ya ass
I'm a bully with punches - Suckit and chew this sandwich
I make U adopt Nigerian kids like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Homie I freestyle to seize tha dust into a dusk of dawn
I spray techs and golden metal make U midgets into Obasanjo;s outgoing statue
I'ma call Dblock send the metal to Utomi so he cud save us at dawn
I turn ya throat to a dead man's chest
Putting ketchup on ya dick cuz that’s what you thought a condom-meant
Nigga I'm sorry - Allow me to introduce u to my Niggas

Homies my freestyles so tight I really don't need a rhyme & flow
You couldn’t drop a single shoppin in a 99 cent store
I'm the brain in operations that's I now called Casper the friendly ghost
Nigga ya audio is lifeless - Hahaha   to me it was just a joke
Laughed out my ass even Paddy saw it n' said menike diss him no more
Hoodboi said menike call up Seun so we cud kill some more
Dblock in Brisbane dishin out hard rap rugby to terminate y'all
Tianshie says Menike give me the edge to so I cud kill all y'all
Jduck wit his duck rapstyle make stra8 Niggas catwalk like ducks
I'm only sorry for wackos when Gbade smacks wit Yoruba words
Mukina got us in her prayers in the mosque - Now Allah loves us for our words
Christiano goes psycho when he sees our rhymes and poetic words
Seun closes the Chapter of matured men givin' up beef fo'real
But we cud all testify Sushi still working out in the gym fo'real
That's why he can't come back and give me a solid audio battle after 5months fo'real

DAMMMMN

@paddy

Nigga u was lookin' mothafu*ckin' high in all of them pics man

Hope u really got ya sh*t poppin' in Vegas

Holla @ya boi

(Gbade)
alright heads, listen up!

my mind's ma seat of knowledge/
like a hooker, gettin me good brains to get in college/
my min'd the powerhouse of my intellect/
where thoughts and emotions lie sometimes imperfect/
my mind is a struggle/
'cause i put morality to question when good and evil flex muscles/
ever on point like spikes/
my mind does the footwork while my mouth blesses the mic/
battles rage in my mind when i undertake shady indulges/*
mental pictures generated by electromagnetic impulses/*
shawthy luvs it 'cause my mind's the joker when she smiles/
my mind's like a soccerball when i kick freestyles/
God forbid// it get's morbid// get it focused than what gives/
ma mind copulates with ma rectum to spit that hot sh*t/
pray to God errday ma mind doesn't get mental incarcerartion/
always put others first instead of self-gratification/
mind's the battle ground where wars rage on/
right and wrong stage on/
while the heart becomes the Konvict like Akon/

(dblock)
My flow is old so niggas speakin bout reality
keeping it real but players holding me down like gravity
I keep it real from Hongkong to Bangkok
what would I be if I wonnit "Dblock"
Ma flow is different, ma grind is different
I burn it up and turn it up like home boyz smoking cigarretes
so holding me just aint an option
Yall bidding for da best but this aint a auction
By now yall should already know, I'm danger
ah cut privates and serve em to dogs to savour
If yall don't believe me, feel ma grip
I'll toxicate your Yard so it's more infertile than Oprah
F**k Oprah, she just a bitch lingering aimlessly like Indian Cobras


(Paddy_lo)
ma ice so bright i make u fools squint like albinos
am so far ahead i bet u niggas be rooting for gender equality
cause the bitch in you keep poppin up each time i mention ma seniority
mess that fake shit u niggas spit
homie where am from niggas give you 3 choices and split
either we hit yo chick,split yo wig or u pay yo tithes
to the gods of the streets,
paddy make yo bitch wait for sequels like the lord of the rings
yo bitch be like"oh he so sweet. . .they want to eat me,lick me,taste ma shit". .
cause when bitches talk bout me they talk in terms of shit being edible. .
get the fu*ck out of here that shit u niggas kick aint credible
keep fucking with me and am a bring a whole new C.S.I franchise to yo city
make em come investigate why
you and yo peeps keep poppin up wit faces all puffed up like diddy

[b](Menike)
I come here with nothin' less than lyrical black power
Don't be a fuckin coward, nigga why you need 2 hours?
Sit back and watch as your sweet rhymes grow sour
I come with an appetite, bitch, I'm here to devour
Go ahead and call me salt as I preserve my legacy
I'm trying to start as a nice guy, and you already befriendin' me
Well fu*ck that, who needs homies, I sure as hell don't
Someone has to lose, and I sure as hell won't
"No hate votes" uh oh, someone has some enemies
And you just made a new one with da replies that ya sendin' me
You got no respect, but I hope you learn somethin' tonight
Why the little dog always gotta pick the big dog to fight?
I get on any rappers track and rap like I was fire
The Casper Kidd my name never will I retire
I'm doper than ya bit*ches drugs - I'm so high as fu*ck
Menike clap up rattled actors with the loads he spits fu*ck
I'm spittin' fire that'll get u baked up, U might wanna re apply ya make-up
Cusz dblock , paddy ,gbade n' me got nu niggas like "Bitch shut tha fu*ck up"[/b]

@topojons

Nice lines but this isn't no political thread

@Everyone
(The Don is back wit a Classic Freestyle) 

Take a look at Sleek n' Shishi - he a avenue mobster
I call them gay-thugs because i'd crack em like lobster
Ya y'all got 32 battles with 31 stra8 losses
Nigga u a henchman - Menike is like 8 mob bosses
Bitch I mean business yes ya boy viscious
Y'alls a homo nigga u and ya crew blow kisses
My hallows go deep and land where only God knows B
When I flip ya name - Niggas the first word starts wit a Big B (BITCHES)
This gays so clear he diss~a~peers~ wit copy n' paste lines
I'ma grip ya throat till I swell a palm n' make ya some lines
I'm da rappin Casper,clappin niggas till ya bone is cracked
Call me super smart the way im passin  rap 'SAT'
I'm shreddin his cells,call him a weed head the way he gettin this
Then call me a DON the way I get rid of Sleek n' Shishi with Nairaland tellin' em' I see y'all hell
My flow break wack n' strong rappers call them a flagarant Jackass or NAT AS
Kinda like i turned their names around to be nicknamed SATAN
Ask Tianshie, Dblock, Gbade, Hoodboi - My guns is like Bob Marley's hits, they stay "Jammin
I'm so sick on the mic but I got dummy when I'm online dissin' Niggas on Nairaland
U might think I walk through water and say fu*ck  the land like Jesus did


I blast the tecs til my hands~sore, blood clog ya glands~n~pores
Hoodboi cud testify Hoodloyalz witout Jduck is like Tyson knockin' u out in the 1st round
We so gangsta our lines get bummy lookin in the mirror
I hold the crown for the most consistent and forceful lines
Never a KING but a street DON that's why I need no xtra lines
I'll tear out ligaments and make ya skull divorce your spine
U named yaself after a HOMO but u don't kno wha it stand~for
When it comes to rappin'~~ Menike get them bleeding~by~the~ounce
So take-a-knife to ya back and break-it-twice to take-ya-life

Menike _{tha CASPER KIDD's} Out

     _{(Dblock, Tianshie, Gbad n' Hoodboi y'all cud complement this lines
lets make is a real hard classic )}

Damn U know menike gat to have that 45seconds of fame
Sleek feels good to have u back


Dude come here what's ya nameb (Sleek gay!! )
What's ya problem- why u choose this thread for fame
Nigga I got skills, Sleek be careful my glocks kills
I'd shoot up ya whip if u cud fit into ya hotwheels
Nigga my blocks ill, Nigga you not real
I got guns similar to Always the way bitch mensturate makes u go eeww
U wear a T-shirt that say I smell like the fish Mackerel
You no MC, you aint drop no personals on me
Only time u rockin bells is for the Salvation Army
I can let off the Tommy, or get u jumped like ollies
This 45seconds of fame is nuttin, I got shit LOCKED like POLLY
U drop rhymes, but nobody gon quote it
I shud of helped NL n deleted the thread after u posted
But on the real dog, i got bakin bars
And jus cause u from Surulere, dont make u hard
Don't be mad at the kinda dough i be rakin in
It's funny, u got 3 ID's but no one takes u in
So do ya 45secs of fame fu*ckin' wit Shushi in the grave fo' real

dude we don't need any more votes.

If the stats say menike wins- accept it n' move on. 

(I gotta vote for myself now)

Pass me the touch as I rap a comeback
Vernom measured my weight tell lil nigga boys get back
Menike back wit a touch I crucify niggas with a punch
Make ya grandma' scream like she was 6 months old
I place a melon against shushi n' he can't beat that sh**T
Tell Nairaland the don back put away ya clips n' puzzle him to gold
Call pharoah we got a deal of gold, cusz I burnt his sh**t
The lame gay can't mention my name even if I was his namesake
So for christ sake put a pause on ya diet n' go work a steak n' shake (A restaurant y'all)
Cusz my ya profile baffles my unborn kids even if u had christ face
Put the white away n' have a black face
Cusz U define the word ugly even if U claim you've seen Jesus face
Tianshie a king - But with Menike I'm a certified street DON I run my street
Pace ya game to fastforward if any wack rapper think they cud outclass me
Homies ya boy is gold - Call me the Casper KIDD - My Album platinum even if I'm so sick

@thecolonel
dude u crazy

do u really have to put all those punchlines

@jduck
If we end up wit a tie, I wouldn't mind givin' u anotha round
But u goin' first dawg - and I hope u use the chance properly as thecolonel said

Yo "J box or Jduck",,,,,,, this is where ya "luck stops",,,,,,,
He does so much dickridin I bet he "sucks cocks",,,,,,,,,
This "chumps lost" without havin to "even spit",,,,,,,,,
Pull out a shank slice this bitch n' "leave him split",,,,,,,,

I "defile cliks" and "expire wits" ,,,,,,,,,
This bit*ch is 15 n' talkin about "retirement"?
U'z a "liar bit*ch",,,,,,, tell us U tired of Nairaland mis management
Tha real reason u can't battle is because all u do is "compile shit",,,,,,,

I'll spit retarded and mock u like a kid
I'll counter attack and drop u like a brick
Pop u like a zit or pop u like a crip ,,,,,,,
Either way i'll still off u like a bitch ,,,,,,,,

I got tha power to "brawl like 3 thugs",,,,,,,
While menike has only got 2 "balls like peanuts",,,,,,
His love fo' tha game is "false like prenups" ,,,,,,
I'd glock u down but I "lost my piece ,,,, mess!"

Tell me if U seen a New York nigga lose to a North Caroline chimp
I take tha pride in U away n' make it a baloon cusz that's how I love-vendor
I retired but why lay low, when i got authorities on the payroll
And why U think the call me Professor of Punchlines - U filthy ho
I'm packing more punchlines, then English soccer riots
Ya rhymes so plane, its like ye put ye pens to auto pilots

So never in ya life call me out for a Battle

somebody get this guy some tylenol or any nigeria headache drug

Alabukun or whatever

Jduck wrote this years ago hopin for motives to post it
He couldnt cope this, like chillin with retards, his among Nairaland hopeless
Behold the dopest, I've wrote in moments, spoke with heat
Dont believe that Jduck frees cusz he couldnt spit sick with throat disease
Wanna punchfest? run then, don't want that stuff yet
Cusz i put peeps, under heat, like latino sunfests
To you I let my gun rest, don't need to spit the lethal shit
I'm king, while you define the bottom of the medieval list
I free for kicks, free for shi*ts, and free it fast
My shi*ts too tight, you couldnt make the same if you squeezed ya ass
I'd try, but u see me and struggle hard to breathe air
Like you're a muslim, my level's Mecca, you're trying to be there
Now tell us how U got engaged with Nairaland
And how come U the only white dude up on Nairaland
The fact is U a stupid NIGERIAN HIDING BEHIND A WHITE KIDD
He fuc*ked his rep as raidernation from dickridin' A KIDD
Switches to ezboy to start over, but whos he trying to kid?
He STILL rides wheel barrows to school now he acting like a hard rapper
oh wait,  you just another "boy" mesmerized by "casper" (as in the movie)
No wonder Nairaland nominated U as the #1 BLACK/WHITE Michael Jackson
Fuc*ked ya rep from hoppin too much like jackrabbits
Just a fanatics, you'll remain a fan of the veterans just like me
Never great like 50, makin shit rhymes and demandin RESPECT
How we gon respect you when ya tantrum style can't witstand ya sh*t
Ya styles still more wack than andre 3000's outfits
Dead from the start, like you're born in a Cemetary
Plans against 'king' with 5 accounts in case one gets poked with his 'sword'
Can't vote yourself, so why you need them self moral and support
You can try and win but I gotta flow so thick you have to swim
Jus’ to get thru. Wouldn’t go if I was you. But im not him
You accepted this shit and and theres no way you’re gunna win
Frontin with yourself, discussing how yall drank till 4 in the morn
Ya boys drinkin' alcohol while U drank Orange juice till 4 in the morn
It's like you got no ribs, how you're suck ya own dic*k
gays like you gotta make like rogers centre, have ya dome split


You say you freestyle? hold on, let me laugh it off,  haha,
,  only way you 'come off the top' is after jackin off
Take the 'rapper' off ya name, you're 'ez' target, dumbfuck
I spit heat atcha boy, its feels like playin duckhunt
Just run, don't spit, sit on defence mode
Not even napoleon's dance for pedro's campaign will help you get votes
U right bout me being on the romance thread ,  haha ,
Cusz I was going after a chic * Pretty Snazzydawn*  ,  haha ,
After this don't start shit again with me
U better off doin what you always do, and create a new identity

kulex2k1:

Enuf respect jduck13 u ripped the sucker!

In as much as I haven't had an issue bout niggas callin' me a "sucker"

Dude I suggest we respect ourselves like real Brothas n' modify that word.

That way we on the same page. (Alright)


@Jduck
Brotha U spit b4 I spit mine
Then on the last round I go first.

@Everyone
Thanx for comin' thruo guys
We just killin' each other n' havin' fun

Jduck13:

Damn Menike that was da hottest thing I eva heard u write
its ok though because im comin wit mo fire congrats u did ya homework but it wont save u

U wanted a battle - damn lets do it.



It's no wonder why I'm stackin cake n u stackin biscuits
Since this is survival of the fittest, and you is a misfit
Skill is what runs through the elite like menike, add me to ur wish~lists
You lost ya Ivy spot to Shushi, so consider this a privledge
I know ya game plan, go ahead and bring up Pastor Troy and Lil Wayne
But ask ya fav. user of their fav NL lyricst, bet ya ass they say MENIKE
Go ahead and say what you want about niggas callin me MENSES OR MEDIICK
And you might as well take shots at me for livin in the shadow of Queens
Oh yeah, i am the friendly ghost, being a ghost, i guess im dead
Now what else can you put in ya verse that i havn't already said
You talkin sh*it, nigga, my tool will get to spittin~,bruise~ya~ mans
Barking slick, a few shots'll have you doin the chicken-noodle-dance
Ya whole clique squad can speak up, one at a time everyones sleign
Have em swearing dogs and cats tags, I hit em the way my guns rain
Slugs put u in the air like hop scotch, elevate ya rhymes like hot~sauce*
You playin the wrong NAME didnt you learn anthing from SHISHI thread of FAME
U got a crew but you are not boss, leave you smokin like you worked for Mr Biggs or Jack in the Box
Aight i'll admit im a KiDD, but you an infant to me, still rockin 13 dipers a days
I'm NL special, that milestone in ya career, homey I got ya fantasy chic callin' me for days
You tellin me to battle Dblock instead, but he got the better win percentage
Black Hand?, White boy tell me what the fu*ck is ya extortin**
Better than Menike -man, Boy u must be afternoon snorin'
Fu*ck, you ant important, please run along leave a big Boss alone
I really dont need to pull back and let go gats at ya dome
I'll blast U at your home, clap at ya bones, let you feel the MENIKE CODE
Like Shaq, U lose Ur posessions 4 crossing da line at da free~throw
You still tryin to put dollars together, while im stackin my home with new NL notes
And I spit ‘hell’ of a punche, u couldn’t block any even moving at “god”speed

Now flee or show me what U got

Omo Eko:

U ARE A TRAITOR.

No ma'
I'm only tryin to help that young man Seyi try satisfy his desire .
If London can't get him a Nigerian of his dream then he shud try Puerto rican .

Moreover, I was born in the States so I ain't got much love for Nigerian women
In my Hood all I ever saw was Puerto Rican and Black women but the only difference is

A puerto rican is loyal and well family oriented while a Black woman cud kick ya ass anytime .


And not to mention I got a daughter from my Puerto rican chic (Who my Nigerian chic takes care off)  


@Seyi
Don't mind Omo Eko  

Go get a latina chic if U don't see any valuable Nigerian in London.  

alabiyemmy:

i don't understand what is being said here.

Catch the bus quick 

Seun:

You need a submissive girl, i.e. a fool that you can boss around? Well, there are lots of them in Nigeria, so good luck!

@Seun
Thumbs up on that one BIG BOSS 

Where do U want then to get it ? 

And they more beautiful that black women 

(Even though my current 9gerian chic looks really nice)

This thread is strictly for all my Cancer bros n' sis

And that's if U were born btw (6/22 and 7/22)

Tru story my because told me that .

Sorry guys - but I bet the ones around might be to ghetto
             Go get a puerto rican like my ex

Thinkin you to fly for me to spot you makes it easier for me to drop you
Letting me down after I fathered now you made it easy to let Mukina adopt you
Aint nobody on the loyalz got you, cause goin against menike is simply not cool
I’m puzzled, with 99 wins n' 910 post, Nairaland aint reliable, the best is not you
You should diet a lil bit, cause you don’t seem ready for menike's class
I was shocked you lost against tianshie in the tourney, especially after 3 drafts
Homie you’re weak trash, menike wrath is the product of when OG’s clash
To be honest, you’s about as hot as victims of a game of freeze tag
Wha da fu*ck you doing battling yaself in threads like you got 99 Problem
If you got dilemmas wanting a split personality look forward 1 slug to solve em
You wack, menike tighter as a writer, got heat to make ya acne wilder
No driveby’s, spray at ya windshield n turn ya brain into a backseat driver
I clap heat at liars thinking their rap sheet’s flyer
Ya punches be getting soft lately, seems like time on the clock expired
You spit punches after punch but honestly they not worth jack
To be honest, ya punches sound stolen from Juelz’ clockworth track
You was hot when you started bout now you boring for real
Cusz u sound like a Hip-hop Larry King rappin' for real
To the point I’m now calling you corny pickup lines ‘Corn fields’
If you went to Church for uplifting, wait til you see how my guns get you up
I know it was hard trying to sleep knowing ya partner set you up (you know wha I’m talking bout)
Ya weak kid, claiming to be Christian but failed to defend Jesus
Got Pac and Nas in ya sig, but you tracks sound like the Candy Shop Remix***
What is Jduck about, i'll spell it out if u couldn’t follow what I meant
He aint me leading a revolution but more like the next R&B 50 Cent****
Saying menike's name and I promise you’ll be the first in a hearse
I don’t buy ya fake rage when you haven’t even cursed in a verse
Keep thinking I’m the friendly ghost but the glock blast declares I wont dock
This aint Cool Runnings kid, so nobody really be caring bout tha lil 13yr old Jduck
You aint impressin me or nobody on Nairaland with ya re-usable lines
Menike war with swords, pocket knives keep my bitch’s cuticles aligned

Jduck13:

@ Menike thought we was family too till u started talkin bought how whack i was homeboi im makin a Cd right now and erybody wantin a CD because I be killin it man down in N.C. Me and my bois is da talk of da city when it comes to rap so homey why u hatin u know what homey we cool and all but we gon have a battle jus fo fun to see who is better we still cool and all but I want to battle

U know what I respect ya hustle that's why I going to give U a battle (That would last 4 only 1week)

@Everybody
Go check the thread y'all - Jduck bout to have me doin' som real damage again.

if u love me the way u know u do, call me n' just say

         "i love u"

haha - I remember this crappy thread

Call it a truce when I slice a nigga throat
Bet U know I never hang with fake niggas though
Typing with incorrect grammar, It makes you sound cool, lemme squash you with this hammer
No wonder your ass can’t see “straight”, a man is probably your sutiable “soul mate
Guarantee Sushi with a admiration for Gay men as his Soulmate
Valarie left his ass now he chillin' with a transvestile nicknamed Vanilla
Nigga my flows are reincarnations of Ali fight the thriller in Manilla
Lil rough life fat midget, U invest in dismay when U see my line cusz I got it made
I'll U out in earth , Neptunes or even up in Mars
Leave u in distress while u all out learn the formulas of maths
Using wack and played rhymes at me are the equavilent of lameless
Try me I leave U n' ya bit*ch speechless, nameless and in distress

Hoodboi tear this sh*t up.