₦airaland Forum

Muntula:
because Siasia could not qualify Nigeria for African cup of nations he was sacked. Those President, Senators, Reps. and state govs who called for his sack should also be sacked for not qualifiying Nigeria to have 24 hours constant electricity, water roads, schools, hospitals etc. WTF. Guys. Berlusconi has resigned. The Greek PM reseigned. Gaddafi , !!! In AAmerica protests against Wall Street, in the UK protests. Let GEJ resign.

Amen!!! Our leaders need to be removed, including leaders of churchs, universities, and all those who are taking our people for a ride

asorocker:
nigerians ever full of excuses and would rather blame their short comings and failure on America,
America , Soviet Union and britain helped you in the 60s in the uncivil war and now you have got the united Nigeria you want yet you are blaming them for numerous crises plaguing your union, i think Ameria has got their hands ful on the Economic crises rocking the world than to pull down an already fallen country.

Exactly

Kobojunkie:
1. Nigeria's Islamic Membership recently renewed . . . . CHECK
2. Islamic rule has increased in the last 12 years in Nigeria . . . . CHECK
3. Sharia Law implemented and carried out in more nigerian States today than ever before . . . . CHECK
4. Islamic millitants now wreaking havoc on the Nation's security and people . . . CHECK
5. More than 16,000 have been MASSACRED since 1999 as a result of religious violence, mostly linked to Islamic terrorism. . . CHECK
6. Sharia is CONSTITUTIONAL in NIgeria . . . . CHECK

Yes, America, and much of the foreign media, even Aljazeera are responsible for the image of Nigeria as a more islamic state.https://images-5.findicons.com/files/icons/1039/manto/128/laugh.png

What next? Ghaddafi is reason why Nigerians are observed as blacks from Africa?? ROFL no be ndi okpokoro isi be this!

Exactly

The truth is there, and the majority of the country smells. Our soccer team cant qualify for Nations cup JAJAJAJA, we must use EUROPEAN airlines to enter Naija JAJAJAJAJA, We must bribe university Faculty to get transcript JAJAJA, must use gen, off gen, fuel gen, just to stay cool JAJAJA. WOW, all America fault

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=798547.msg9503444#msg9503444 date=1320716721]If he cannot handle the security situation, invite the Americans. They'll eradicate BH in no time.

Better yet, invite the Israelis. There is nothing they like better than hunting and killing Islamic militants [/quote]Its not about inviting Oyibo for head coach, church event, and now security. Naija people need to drop their Owambe- English Premier League-American Wonda-Pastor So and So attitude and kill not only islamist, but the "Christian" governors and senators choppin USD 1.5 mill yearly for nothing, and daily awarding themselves billions worth of contracts (some of which were already awarded a year ago)  

Charleycom:
Here is how i presume things will plan out.
Rooney gets his ban reduced to 2 games
The draw for the tournament is made.
England are pitted against Spain,Denmark and France

GAME1:
(vs) Denmark
England put on a stellar display to seal a comfortable 3-0 win
Welbeck,Sturridge and Young on the scoresheet for the 3 lions.

GAME 2:
(vs)Spain
England take the lead on the 30' mark through Welbeck despite being dominated by Spain
for most of the first half.
HT:score 1-0 to Eng.
during the BREAK ,Uefa officials meet the ref and order the bloke to sort out his priorities
2nd Half starts:
Spain play the tiki-taka without much effect.
they are unable to break the English defence lead by JT and PJONES down
.then on the 73rd minute PJ trips Busquests down,
the latter acts as if his leg has been torn to shreds.he rolls over and over covering his eyes.
Finally The REF shows PJ -the red card to a wave of outrage
from the english contingent .JT gets yellow carded along with Gerrard,Jack Wilshire and Welbeck for their protests.
.after a 8 minute delay the match resumes with Spain on the attack.
La Roja finally equalize on the 85th minute courtesy of a David Silva left footed strike from just outside the box,
,
Spain have a corner on the 89th minute. villa tries to flick the ball to Torres at the near post only to be denied by John Terry whose attempted block
results in the ball hitting his Rib cage.
The REF blows his whistle for a hand ball and sends JT off for his 2nd yellow card.
Spain get a penalty which Villa converts to send 9 men England 2-1 down.
FT.
ESP 2-1 ENG
the referee tries to shrug off protests from the English players and officials as he s being escorted out of the arena by the Security.
As the commentators say GOOD BYE ,the cameras turn to a sad and helpless WAYNE ROONEY preparing to leave knowing there
is one last day of golden peace left to enjoy.
beneath the guest box where Wayne was sitting ,we see Lionel Messi, Pep Guardiola and Dani Alves smirking ,
apparently delighted at something.
(we later came to know they were a part of the UEFA GROUP which visited the referee during HT)

BOTH PHIL JONES AND JOHN TERRY GET A 1 MATCH BAN FOR THEIR RED CARDS.
THE FA DECIDE NOT TO APPEAL CONSIDERING IT AS A WASTE OF TIME.


GAME 3:
DO OR DIE
(vs) France.
sTEVEN GERRARD skippers the side in JT's Absence.
WAYNE ROONEY returns.

15'-A beautiful cross from Downing meets Wazza who makes no mistake in putting England 1-0 up.
23'-Jack Wilshire's brilliantly weighted pass picked out the onrushing Ashley Cole, whose chipped cross gave Rooney
the chance to put the Barmy Army 2-0 up which he did without any hesitation.
HT-------------------------Eng 2-0 Fra

64'-Benzema beats Hart on his near post to give the French a lifeline
81'-Gerrard hits a long range shot to test Hugo Loris ;the later fumbles enabling
Wayne to complete his hattrick .
90'-Penalty to England.
a foul on Welbeck by his MUFC teammate Patrice Evra gives the referee no option but to point to the spot.
Gerrard step up to convert it, sending the Goalie the wrong way.
The Liverpool skipper went onto KISS THE 3 LIONS BADGE IN FRONT of the stand where Platini was sitting.
As "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"echoed through the Metalist Stadium in Kharkiv,Referee Viktor Kassai blew for---------------
--------------------------------FT whistle
FRA 1-4 ENG--------it ended.
HATTRICK HERO WAYNE ROONEY POWERS FABIO CAPELLO AND COMPANY TO THE QUARTER FINAL STAGE
WHERE THEY WILL MEET THE TOURNAMENT SURPRISE PACKAGE and CO HOSTS POLAND.
STEVEN GERRARD GETS FINED £25000 for his celebration.

QF:
vs POLAND
John Terry Returns
and so does Phil Jones
-The hosts put up a brave fight but eventually succumb to England s class.
The 1966 WC Winners run out 3-1 victors thanks to a brace from Rooney.
FT in
Warsaw

Pol 1----------------3 Eng
Rooney 23'
Brozek 31' Rooney 59'
A.Johnson 77'

SF:
Vs Holland
-A highly entertaining tie producing 5 goals.
Arjen Robben s 19' minute strike gets cancelled out by a Ashley Young free kick on the stroke of half time.
The Dutch start the 2nd half ,much stronger playing at a high tempo and exploiting profligacy in possession by England.
Kuyt make the momentum count by heading in a Van der vaart cross on the hour mark to put
the boys in ORANGE 2-1 up and in sight of the FINAL.
The Duke of Decisiveness, Capello acts, injecting some pace into the side,
inserting players who cherishes the ball more.
On dashes Sturridge for the ineffectual Downing.
On darts Leyton Baines for Ashley Cole, bringing some more speed down the left.
On glides Tom Cleverley, replacing Gerrard, who endured a particularly poor first half.

Strurridge’s intelligent movement bring England an equaliser after 76 minutes. Jack Wilshire
who had just gone close, hooks the ball out to the left. Cleverley shows greater pace and determination
than Nigel De Jong, darting ahead of the Manchester City midfielder and crossing low and hard into the six-yard box for the
sliding Sturridge to nudge England level.
The game now become thrillingly stretched with both sides chasing the winner.
End to end stuff.
Joe Hart -in the form of his life,
The City keeper make an excellent close-range save from Van Persie and then
tip Wesley Sniejder’s clever volleyed lob out of its goal-bound trajectory.
90' -England have a corner.
Cleverley takes it,
Rooney is being marked by Heitinga but pulls away from goal, dragging the Dutch defender with him. As the ball arrives and Wazza darts back
into the six-yard box Heitinga slips----------
---------Welbeck looses Maduro and flicks the ball into the danger area at the near post for Wayne Rooney
to head in the winner.
The 3 lions hold on for the 4 remaining minutes of injury time.
Screams of Joy echo throughout the stadium upon hearing the referee s full time whistle.
England pip the Dutch by 3 goals to 2
to set up an intense and mouth watering Final clash with Spain.



Vs Spain

-D DAY
A DATE WITH DESTINY,
England from being underdogs have made it to the FINAL.
Rooney is in top form after returning from his 2 match ban.
He has scored 6 goals in 3 games and is the joint top
scorer along with David Villa.
Spain-the defending champions started the campaign with a goaless draw with France
, followed it up with a 2-1 win over 9 man England in a very controversial match .La Roja ended the group stages with a resounding 3-0 victory against Denmark.
They eased past Ukraine in the quarter finals before overcoming the Germans 2-1 in the SF.
The later had Ozil and Podolski sent off for what seemed like normal challenges sparking violent reactions from the German contingent.
This was the 2nd time in the tournament that the ref had favoured the Spanish at a time when they were loosing.(Ger had taken the lead)
Full time saw heated exchanges taking place between both sets of players.
Ramos poked into Gotze's eye forcing the later to chase the Real Madrid full back
into the dressing room before being eventually stopped by Security.
So the final is billed up to be a nailbiting one----->>to remember for a long long time.
England will look to end a 46 year wait for a trophy
while Spain will target winning back to back Euro's.

30' to kickoff-----
the stadium starts filling up.
the English have outnumbered the Spanish by 65-35% of the seats.
We see footballing stars past and present turning up for this wonderful occasion.
The spanish side is being filled up by

1)Pep Guardiola
2)Lionel Messi
3)Dani Alves
(all 3 are wearing UEFA SCARFS)
4)Luis Suarez
5)Sepp Blatter
6)Michel Platini
7)Mario Ballotelli
Diego Maradona &
9)Carlos Tevez

The English have:
1)David Beckham
2)Gary Neville
3)Sol Campbell
4)Andy Cole
5)Phil Neville
6)Sir Bobby Charlton
7)Sir Alex Ferguson
arsene wenger
9)Zidane
10)Eusebio
11)Pele
12)Paul Scholes
13)Ozil
14)Alan Shearer
15)Patrice Evra
16)Eric Cantona
to name a few hundreds ( of footballers)-who has come to spur the barmy army on,

KICK OFF:

5'-Shoulder to shoulder challenge between Mata and Phil Jones.
the Chelsea winger falls down with PJ giving him a stare.
thats more than enough for the referee to book the MUFC centre half.

9'-Rooney shoots wide

13'-Iniesta plays a lovely one-two with Silva before cutting through 2 english defenders to lay
it on the path of a lurking David Villa who shoots over the bar

21'-Young 's shot saved by Casillas

24'-Richards head over the bar from a corner

29'-Xavi's freekick hits the post.

31'-Rooney booked for delaying a second in taking a throw in.
the crowd booes.
Pep and Messi seemed to find the incident quite funny from the stands.

39'-Ashley Cole booked for rubbing the ball with his shirt before taking a throw in.

43'-GOAL(ENGLAND), Welbeck eases past pique and slots home to give the 3 lions a 1-0 lead
just 2 minutes before half time

44'-Welbeck booked for celebrating a bit too long

45(+2)'-FIRST HALF ENDS
ENG 1-0 ESP

2nd half starts:

47'-Silva shoots wide of the near post

49'-Terry booked for using his wrong foot(left)for a shot.

55'-Villa s header saved by Hart

61'-Spain make 2 changes
Torres for Mata
Fabregas for Iniesta

63'-Ramos volley tipped over the bar by Hart

67'-Phil Jones gets a 2nd yellow card for taking instructions from Fabio Capello on the touchline
England down to 10 men.

69'-Spain make their last switch.
Lorente on for Albiol

70'-Fabregas freekick saved by Hart

71'-England make 3 changes

Smalling for Richards
Cleverley for Welbeck
Gary Cahill for Adam Johnson

73'-Fabio Capello booked for making 3 changes at a time.

75'-Goal line clearance by Smalling to deny Torres.

ESP 81-19% ENG in terms of
POSSESION
ENGLAND HANGING BY THE SCRUF OF THE NECK

78'-Terry sent off for a challenge on Xavi.
England down to 9 men

81'-Silva s left footed strike hits the side net.

85'-GOAL(ENGLAND)
AGAINST THE RUN OF PLAY -------------FROM A CORNER ROONEY HEADS IN TO PUT ENGLAND 2-0 UP
SURELY ALL OVER FOR SPAIN
BECKHAM SEEN CHEERING ON
WHILE PEP LEAVES THE STADIUM WITH DANI AND LIONEL.

87'-Rooney sent off for scoring the 2nd goal.
he smacks the ref s mouth and knocks the bloke out cold
as he heads towards the dressing room ,the mufc forward is given a thunderous applause.

England down to 8 men

88'-The 4th Official
replaces the referee who had to be carried out on a stretcher

90'-Torres shot deflected off for a corner

91'-Lorente heads over the bar

94'FULL TIME.
ENG 2-0 ESP
ENGLAND WINS THE EURO
TERRY LIFTS THE CUP
WAYNE ROONEY GETS THE GOLDEN BOOT

THE QUEEN ANNOUNCES THAT FABIO CAPELLO WILL BE KNIGHTED THE FOLLOWING WEEK

Are you done mas.turbating over England on [b]NAIRA[/b]land ?

These losers dont know how to articulate policies that can develop their smelly streets, but like archaic children (with a complacent populace) they resort to breaking bottles of booz lol.

These con men are using Islam to have some relevance that their black azzes would otherwise never have.

Meanwhile, see the true muslims in Dubai and Jordan, they have good roads, good airports, malls, highways,and the best of wines.


FOOLS

You raise a great point. Too bad our people are gaga for Chelsea and Man U, yet that country called Britain, you have people ready to fight for their rights and develop their country, and then conquer abroad.

Dangote is a businessman. Pure and simple

texazzpete:
Please Provide proof that the large allowances the Senators collect comes from the Imo State account.

The poster is unhappy that Imo State funds are being used to fuel this scheme that he feels is wasteful. What does that have to do with Senators collecting furniture, housing and hooker allowance in Abuja?

What type of stupid question is this. So they should continue to chop se?

Well the poster(and yourself) need not to be just unhappy, but mad as HELL that Nigeria stinks in almost everything, from Soccer to the Senate. The 3 Senators representing the state called Imo take home a yearly salary of about U.S. $ 1.40M, yes MILLION each, as do Senators from Ogun state (did you see that thread about the worst primary schools?) Zamfara, Delta, and Kaduna. Thats how much we spend on furnishing thieves and sending the bedsheet wearing ninjas to Arabia. So dont be silly about the idea of sending some college kids to Yankee next year when right now, you are being robbed by the current setup of the country

Jps1:
Yeah nobody is happy nor comfortable with the status of the country, but let try and be appreciating our own, we have no option, this country is ours and each and everyone of us has a responsible to play in making this country, a country of our dreams and not downgrading it. God bless united state of 9ja.

Yeah lets continue to bullshyt to ourselves with simply "appreciating" it. To be honest, the above quote you made is actually UNPATRIOTIC. Yep, and falls under the Triple C citizens we have in 9ja-> CHILDISH, COWARDISH, and COMPLACENT


Just land in Lagos from abroad (that includes flying from Sokoto) and what do you see. The whole city/state is for sale. Belts for sale, cement for sale, plots of land for sale, estates for sale, N50000 2 year rent for property advertised, clothes and shoes from Yankee for sale, cars imported for sale, Aristo chicks at LASU for sale (for N3000 or Phone credit equivalent), and if you no wan Aristo, then bride price is times 3 for wife (more in Anambra), of course meat and petrol for gen for sale, political appointment for sale, chieftancy title for sale, government contracts for sale, even the "WORD OF GOD" is for sale. Dayum

boneruns:
Sincerely, it is a welcome development. No doubt, human development is the best a state/country can give its' citizen. So long the beneficiary can give back to the state what they learnt in the internship program.

But, I doubt if this opportunity was given to those who can't afford it themselves. I can bet with anything that this opportunity was given to rapacious government officials whose kids are studying in different institution of the state.

Once again I say, Okorocha, more power to your elbow. I must let him know, 10,000 genuine jobs given to Imolites during the previous administration is marred by avaricious officials since he assumed office.

True Dat. But even if they could afford it themselves, to get Palli for Yankee na hard thin. Even to book a date na wahala.
So if the government is considering such madness on the GRAB for America visa, its good they can be referenced for these students so they can go.

coolestboy:
Its a welcome idea, but in solvin a problen we create anoda, i tink d ffg problem will arise:
1. Unwanted tribalism and ethnicity
2. Insufficient monitoring process by d state govt.
3. Bloody and brutal election.
4. Easy access 2 d division of d country, etc.
So ao do we go abt dis problems, somebody 2 ans me

Perhaps, but look at the history of "Nigeria". What regions did most of those things you mentioned above take place, and why? The East and Midwest was fairly progressive, as many of the structures you find today were built/initiated then. Even the West under Awo made more progress than all the Owambe leaders from 1983 till the arrival of Fashola.

SO actually, going back to a regional setup worked very well in the past, where leaders were ACCOUNTABLE to the people and not IMPOSED on the people.

Now 6 regions yes, but not based on the current geographic quack lines of today.

PointB:
There is nothing wrong either in sending a few hand-picked people to enjoy the benefit of better education in advanced clime. Would you rather he sponsor politicians on Hajj/Pilgrimage? Beside, why do you lose sight of the fact that Rochas Foundation had done similar thing ere he became Governor, or the fact that this move is

You pretty much stole my thunder. You guys cant recall the frequent trips abroad that rogues like Ohakim and Orji Kalu made with their camps and what did that do? Or is it the folks copying the attires of Arabs and using government funds to dash to their "Big Brothers" in Arabia?

Our main problem is that the people are too childish, cowardish, and worse- COMPLACENT, even the latest generation. So if cant stand up against huge allocations for Senators that havent been in their state in 6 months, or to pay the numerous states that we shouldnt even have, then dont complain about Youths going abroad for further studies.

Siasia this and that, yet all these clowns remarking above have not told us the plan forward, or how to clean the filth that is this country. GEJ was correct in banning the team, but bowed to pressure to lift the band, even though we hadnt cleaned the footballing arena completely.

zenboy66:
I think Keshi is a good interim choice. He is a very accomplished player and coach that has even been appointed as coach to foreign countries. However, I believe that a foreign coach is what we really need since a foreign coach would be focused mainly on winning matches and not local sports politics. Also, sacking a failing foreign coach should not attract too much criticism since it would be easy to agree on why.

You must mean Naija coach coaching abroad se'

You dont mean another quack Oyibo?

If so then:

Should we also get a foreign President? We have already a foreign official language, foreign name of the country, foreign airlines that fly our peeps to and fro Naija, Pastors and Mallams imitating foreign preaching seen on CNN and Al Jazeera/

Childish

Everything that is meaningful in other countries is a mockry in Nigeria. See American "Senators" and Naija "Senators", see Japanese "Movie" and see Naija "movie", see British "actor" and Naija "actor", see National Awards in Holland and Nigerian National award "receivers". See Canadian state "capitals" and "highways" and see those for Naija.

Backwards

Why is she taking comical pixs? With bad wigs, now with old people wey hunga dey catch?

The parents of this school should be jurors, and Gbenga Daniels should be put on trial. But then again, can we blame him or the fools that call themselves Honorable Senator representing Ogun this and that, when the people are not serious about holding them accountable, even if the price is violence.

N6 Billion? Wow

Wondering about all the other so called projects that havnt been completed.

So far its been okay. Why must Naija people always rush to 2015 when these guys have only served for several months? Was he not just elected. Dayum

asha 80:
the bolded has been completed since and functioning.

use google

Thanks

[quote author=musiwa,,. link=topic=788982.msg9411997#msg9411997 date=1319501221]alj_harem: No state will be called anioma. It is call respect for others.

Have you heard of olukumi people. look at the satellite pictures. this people are of benin origin. There is no way, a state if created , that will bear an Igbo name in that area.  Anioma is an igbo name.

The anioma state started with the media.


Orashi state can consist of Yenagoa, Ikwerri, Ogbia, Ndoni,     ahoda , Port harcourt. Oyigbo etc.  with the capital at Otu eke.  I am laughing[/quote][quote author=musiwa,,. link=topic=788982.msg9419246#msg9419246 date=1319586480]what is my point. My point is, Just like the Ijaw people would not be happy if they create Orashi from Yenagoa. Nobody will be happy if they create a state call anioma, since the original owners are Benin s and many others are in that area. It is issue of respect for people.


Now Imagine if they create Orashi state from Bayelsa state with the capital at Otu oke since port harcourt and yenagoa will be already in that new Orashi state. To be fair to the two former capital. You look for the centre which is Otu oke. Ijaw people, are you still laughing. do you get my point from this.[/quote]Chei, LOCAL BOY

What happened with the international airport and Shoprite Mall? WHere's the proof?

In comparison to America, Nigeria is small boy, who cant seem to brush his mouth well, leaving bad breath.

Cmon, even Switzerland Portugal and Brazil are BETTA than Nigeria.

milehigh06:
we must sack siasia ooooooooooooit is his fault
hope you dumb heads will realise that our football is in serious trouble and actually take the right step
restructure Nigerian football
waiting for what those siasia haters have t say

What is the root of the problem? How come we always start of promising in every institution and then fall flat on our nyash? From airline, to government, from university or film to now soccer. Meanwhile, Ghana, Guinea, and other small countries have said, "See Naija, they have opportunity and they are jokers, let us try", and they end up doing what we started off better than us.

We need to look at the culture in Nigeria and go from there.

Talk and more talk.

playmode:
Nigerians fill up the street? Ta ! don't waste your energy,there are too many long throats in our country.The "shower" of N100 notes from a helicopter with easily quench the protest.

Then they will all perish and rightfully deserve to.

Those images look photoshoppd'. Not convinced.

Here goes the "Ohan dont get it" guys again, from the Lagos wing lol. SO, they are clamoring the bullshyt Igbo Presidency 2003, then 2007, then 2011, and now 2015.

Nonsense.
You guys are not even concerned with the filth thats occupying Umuahia govt house and yet looking to get cheap attention.

Pity.

Dede1:
As far I am concerned, T O Orji and anybody involved in his lunatic government which dreamt out the policy of sacking non-indigenes in Abia State workforce have died a political death in Igbo land.

Why didnt he "die" a political death in 2007?