₦airaland Forum

sammydirectly:
I know you and your kinsmen like to throw insults. But what I find appalling is to blazingly be stupid. And you have no shame to display that stupidity. Smh.
Did you click on that link or not? Are you lazy to read or you are just mad?
Just in case you missed it, click and read
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_area

I reiterate, the whole of Igboland is not up to Niger state by area.

I'm suspecting you don't really understand what it means. Areas, km2, landmass... Bros, i no fit help you.

Igbo landmass
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biafra

sammydirectly:
I can't have enough of stupid ignorant people quoting me. Are you d@ft?
Click the link and read and don't be a lazy ass Igbo.

I now believe you are residing in Rwanda, since you can be this dumb.
Do come back to Nigeria to know her states and their respective landmass

donborg:
Bleep YOU

Karlman:
...you live abroad and yet go about with this sort of empty head? ...such waste.

You who lives abroad


Abeg no make me laugh

sammydirectly:
Why are throwing shades at them. Do you have to be one to be ignorant like you are. I can't enroll you with my geography teacher, because he's probably very old now. But I can help you with this link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_area

Dont be lazy, add up the areas of the 5 states in Km2 and compare with that of Niger state's.

Stop fooling around
Niger state is not biger than Igbo States.
It can be biger than two of Igbo state but never can be compared to five Igbo states.

Leave your phone or computer and travel before digging poo!

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sammydirectly:
I was not born then, but I now understand what happened then. How can a whole tribe not have sense? Are there no elders or educated people among them? Or are they all alike?
Living in Europe and black, I vehemently did not see logic in stereotyping and generalizing. But alas, with these guys they proved the theory of generalization right. Smh

Funny how the whole of Igboland is not up to half of Niger state by land mass.

Who thought you geography?



N/b am not Igbo man

Farmers need a functioning palm oil mills (improve mill) not this one in Nigeria that encourage drudgery.

Most mill break down in the middle of production. This reduces the quantity and quality of oil as most time the boil fruit will be inside pot till when the machines are repaired.

Most locals would have engage in palm oil production but due to the drudgery involved they run away from it. This can be solved through the full application of engineering principles in palm oil production from harvesting to milling.

In a nutshell improve milling machine use in Foreign countries need to be imported.

Buy your palm oil from my mill at #10,000 per 25 liters keg

I would like to get like 2 males and 4 female but am in Akwa Ibom State. How do we

Good for them

udysweet:
Abasi mmi mbok. Where you dey see these pictures
By the way ehn, that Thomas you call ehn, I'll fine you for that, lol

If you still put bread inside d tea,happy children's
day!
If u still mix d entire white rice nd stew before
eating,happy children's day!
If u still pour drygarri on ur beans porridge,happy
children's day!
If u still share d meat nd let d eldest pick
first,happy children's day!
If u still crack d bone nd suckout d marrow,
happy children's day!
If u can't still eat d meat until u finish d
food,happy children's day!
If u still put d morning tea inside d freezer 2
freeze,happy children's day!
If u still bite d crown & put it inside d bottle of
coke,happy children's day!
If u still Put d medicine inside d rollof eba bcoz
u're afraid of swallowing,happy children's day!
If u still lick d plate wt ur tongue after
eating,happy children's day!
If u re still staying with ur parents no matter ur
age,happy children's day,
If u still eat indomie, happy children's day, if someone still calls u baby, happy children's day, if u still lie ontop of someone, happy children's day...
Above al
If u still SUCK BREAST,
..its ur day celebrate well




Add yours and let the fun continues

[quote author=conerstone post=56940235][/quote]Akwa Ibom State

I was watching one American
film yesterday night with my
Dad and Mum, as we were
watching the film, a young
boy of my age started romancing
his girlfriend, they kissed each
other and when the guy's hand
crossed the girl's private part, I
looked straight at my dad and
noticed that his eyes had changed,
then I focused my eyes more on the
film even though I knew my dad
wanted me to leave the parlour at
once, I did not care. They were still
kissing, this time hotter, then they
both fell on the bed and the guy
was about to open the girl's bra.
My Dad looked at me with his red
eyes and shouted
"have you ironed the car?"
.
.
I was like.. Yes sir. Infact I put starch

I was watching one American
film yesterday night with my
Dad and Mum, as we were
watching the film, a young
boy of my age started romancing
his girlfriend, they kissed each
other and when the guy's hand
crossed the girl's private part, I
looked straight at my dad and
noticed that his eyes had changed,
then I focused my eyes more on the
film even though I knew my dad
wanted me to leave the parlour at
once, I did not care. They were still
kissing, this time hotter, then they
both fell on the bed and the guy
was about to open the girl's bra.
My Dad looked at me with his red
eyes and shouted
"have you ironed the car?"
.
.
I was like.. Yes sir. Infact I put starch

To all those Thomas





Who think ARSENAL can not do it again

I was standing in front of my house waiting for any available bike, two kids(a boy and a girl) ran to me and d little girl asked me this question :
Aunty,can a 6yr old girl get pregnant? I said NO and the boy replied "didn't I tell u Oya let's go and continue... I shouted continue what??

bonnyhope:
must u show pple dat u ve rendered help to some1? u ve had ur reward here on earth

Did you read the post?
Op stated clearly that she's not the one that rendered the help, rather her Facebook's friend.
So she's just telling people how someone else help the needy

rozayx5:


the most emotional point of my life was when i did something for an elderly man and he tried to kneel down to thank me


i stopped him , but the memories of it makes me reason a lot about life

Hhhmmm
Life is parabolic

Kondomatic:
Men considers reasons too. The Instagram and Twitter accounts are his own so whoever he decides to follow and unfollow are his business.

The real child is David because I am certain he's not following half of his followers. Just imagine what will happen if they all decide to retaliate.

If they retaliate he will become broke

AMERICAN GUYS WALLET
1. Dollar bills
2. Id card
3. Credit card

NIGERIAN GUYS WALLET
1. Expired atm card
2 . bet 9ja slip
3. Naira bet slip
4. Tramadol
5. Bet 360 slip
6. National Id card
7. Weed
8.Condoms
9. Voters card
10. 12 different passport
11. Toothpick
12. 250 different business card

AMERICAN GIRLS BAG
1. Mobile phone
2. Money
3. Apartment key
4. Atm card
5. Some Chocolate

NIGERIAN GIRLS BAG
1. Hair net
2. Toothbrush
3. Wig
4. Paracetamol
5. Pad
6. Pant
7. Makeup kit
8. Bathing soap
9. Phone charger
10. Andrew liver salt
11.bra
12. 600naira plus some change not my business shaa

AMERICAN GUYS WALLET
1. Dollar bills
2. Id card
3. Credit card

NIGERIAN GUYS WALLET
1. Expired atm card
2 . bet 9ja slip
3. Naira bet slip
4. Tramadol
5. Bet 360 slip
6. National Id card
7. Weed
8.Condoms
9. Voters card
10. 12 different passport
11. Toothpick
12. 250 different business card

AMERICAN GIRLS BAG
1. Mobile phone
2. Money
3. Apartment key
4. Atm card
5. Some Chocolate

NIGERIAN GIRLS BAG
1. Hair net
2. Toothbrush
3. Wig
4. Paracetamol
5. Pad
6. Pant
7. Makeup kit
8. Bathing soap
9. Phone charger
10. Andrew liver salt
11.bra
12. 600naira plus some change not my business sha

Goal goal. Use #10,000 to stake and thank me later

solreb:
We sell quality and durable red palm oil at Asewele near Ore in Ondo state. We can supply hundreds of kegs to any part of the country. Cutrent price is N10500 per 25 liter kegs. We accept bank guarantee or irrevocable bank payment order to give customers prace of mind. Call /WhatsApp 08032372245. We also produce pko and pkc. So we welcome suppliers of pkn.

Well done bro. We are selling #9,000 here

OtemAtum:
Wilgrea7, Realmindz, Muafrika2, come and see drama
Another pastor being disgraced

As I once said, a time will come when in the 'mind dictionary', the word pastor would be made a synonym of the words 'Deceivor' or 'Womanizor.' Then we can have upcoming Pastor Womanizor Muafrika2 And in case Hahn decides to keep the gullible paying and starts his Church, we will have Womanizor Hahn. By then Joagbaje and Mrzenographer would become a full time Womanizor. So we would be calling them Womanizor Joagbaje and Womanizor Mrzenographer. Note, the word Womanizor doesn't mean what you think. It just means 'Pastor' datzall.

Did you read the news at all?

umarshehu58:
Yoruba's and jazz are like.......

Abeg who get that Zuma pic

Is plateau state Yoruba speaking tribe?





Modified....
House own by them

uglodoh:
The story is in punch newspaper.

Even vanguard news