₦airaland Forum

If she's pretty and well behaved, WHY NOT

When my neighbours mattress got it, she used kerosine. But it took really long to get rid of the kerosine odor sha

Hmmmm.....but how can you MARRY A SISTER?

Dis NL is full of CHILDREN O! see comments! I will say nothing until I hear Sullivans version. A coin will always have 2 sides!!!!! Children, how many times will uncle Meristem tell you that?

:DNOoooo! It's not. IMAGINE IT, IF THEY UNMASKED THE IDENTITY OF ALL NLERS!!!!! ;DNOoooo! It's not. IMAGINE IT, IF THEY UNMASKED THE IDENTITY OF ALL NLERS!!!!!

Hezron Lorraine: [color=fuchsia]Not all secrets are meant to be discovered.In the same vain,telling the truth can help build a greater relationship.It only matters on how you built started,how strong your foundation is.If it's very strong,he will open up to you.[/color]

for the foundation to remain unshaken, some things are better left unsaid. men who have broken this rule are agonizing...be wise.

chidyhels: I confess to almighty God,and to you my brothers and sister. . . . . .

She has to know,if truely ur sorry and wish it doesnt happen again.

oh yeah, he can tell his BROTHERS and SISTERS but definitely not his wife

Mai pride: Ignorance is not bliss.... "My people perish for lack of knowledge....

†ђξ betrayal and dsapointment will be more heartbreaking if she eventually finds out on her own...

IMO, Just tell her and free yourself of †ђξ guilt.... What's †ђξ essence of confessing to God and knwing deep down that you av wronged your better half Your peace aint complete dt way...
It aint easy to forgive and forget but ℓ̊ will save my marriage and forgive with †ђξ hope and promise that he won't do it again

na lie o. from the very day you confess to her, you have buried happiness in that marriage. she will repeat it to you at least 366 thousand times every year.
she will not find out herself IF SHE DOES NOT GO DIGGING. and if she does, then she will simply get what she asked for

Bossforeva: Nicon Noga! B4!

yes. Then nicon noga hilton. Then nicon hilton. Then Transcorp hilton. The changes were based on changes in d ownership.

Bossforeva: Nicon Noga! B4!

yes. Then nicon noga hilton. Then nicon hilton. Then Transcorp hilton. The changes were based of changes in d ownership.

Berem
Berem
Berem
Berem
Berem

haibe: Please what is the essence of parachute?

I think just like beckamp, i am having phobia for air planes.

The essence is that u hav bn watching too many movies

Preciousone4ril: The only member of the family who took part in the crash survived it. Something is up

as in...he PARTICIPATED in the crash? ASUU things!

david290: Journalist are giving us reasons 2 doubt dem.y withhelding d Name of d Royal father?

my dear, the last time they also reported this kind of story, the culprits name was WITHHELDED!!

Why I quit UBA:
I opened my account when it was STB. It was so sleek and swift with a personal touch. It marketed aggressively under Elumelu, then there was this flood of corpers all over the place. the operations staff were overwhelmed and became rude, laissez faire and sometimes downright arrogant. the infrastructure started decaying. they rolled out different products that their front desk officers KNEW NOTHING ABOUT. they started cutting my money monthly under various guises. my requests took eons to treat...I knew it was time to port!

As students flooded UBA, they did not give a hoot about high networth customers anymore, and believe me - such customers have zero tolerance for laxity. their minute is worth millions. so they ported, leaving the bank mostly with customers whose patronage doesnt generate revenue...

The Code Writer: alpha november delta yankee oscar uranus?

fake code writer!!! Which one be URANUS again?

@OP: I know you need help to get over "IT", but posting blasphemies here will only make your (you know na) worse. I'm praying for you already.

I'm surprised OP said they are merely AMONG...I thought they ARE the 700 people cos dats mo realistik

rusher14: Nigerians (Africans?) are quite sanctimonious. How I wish this could translate into a moral and contrite people.

Little wonder we have Billionaire pastors who feed off the robots that constitute many a parish.

Little do people know that the pulpit is the office of the modern day MOG or whatever moniker they go by these days and how they love Sabbath.

I ask if you or a loved one had a serious medical issue on Sabbath day should you or your loved one be driven straight to church because medical practitioners are of the same leaning as you.

I refuse to quote the bible on this matter because it is a no-brainer.

The same set of people that say they would quit such work are looking for any work in the oil companies which sometimes require one to work offshore. I wonder if they think such jobs would present the opportunity to congregate on Sabbath.

There are so many professions which require one to be at his/her duty post even on Sabbath, I guess most of the contributors are not of such vocation.

I would and do work on Sabbath as it is necessary for my line of work. Yet, it should not prevent me from worshiping God in truth and in deed which is what matters most.

1000 Likes!

italo: Thankfully, almost every Catholic Church has evening mass. But any job that would prevent me from attending mass throughout sunday consistently is for someone else, not me.

easier said than done!

cutiepie01: thank u dear,ur comment is d most reasonable one i've read so far.I'm encouraged 2 keep on with my virginity with all the comments i've seen.BTW,am 22 and still a virgin,with God's help,i intend 2 keep it till my wedding night.

I hope you have not been using the other orifices for the action? if yes, you're not a virgin! "Virgin" is not a physical phenomenon. QED.

SpicyMimi: thank you! Silly pple! They will stil be d ones complaining and asking ''how many virgins are stil available'' they will also b d ones to tell u dat some gals private part are/is as wide as a well! You guys r lost mehn! You simply got no idea of what you want...selfish nd ignorant! To hell wid any guy who cnt deal wid Sex after Marriage!!!
Selfish opposite sex!

God comes first, our pride second...you come last!

hahahahahaha. I'm really loving this discussion - no - confrontation. hohohoho

babyosisi: Another woman bashing thread
Mchtwwww
Make una go marry una fellow man na
Why bother with females since all of us don rotten finish
Go and find your polycarp or sylvanus and leave the women alone
Eediots

These girls you all are accusing of sleeping around ,no be una dey sleep with them
Are they sleeping with spirit men?
The one you are are currently sleeping with,no be your fellow man go marry am while you end up with some else's ex
Nonsense
Amadioha majie kwa unu Olu dia

Da ladies are veeeeery pisd. hahahahahaa

chidyhels: i dont knw why people worry over nothing. If she says no,dump her and move ahead if you cant cope. Simple.

THA LADIES ARE REALLY BITTER WITH THIS THREAD!!! DA GURLS ARENT SMILIN AT ALL. HOHOHOHOHOHOO

[b][/b][b][/b]

Goldenboy007: The recent story about the adventurous lady with the popular man of God in Abuja brings me to this topic. These days it seems churches have now become a harem for girls of questionable virtues. Although this problem had been existing for a while but it seems more prominent nowadays. Churches used to be an holy sanctuary where moral values are inculcated but these days they have become a sanctuary for chronic unrepentant revelers and moral degenerates, these houses of prayers have now become proverbial "Den of Thieves".

Okay, the above is a topic for the Religion Section; to my main concern. Most of the guys - "wife prospectors"- in the church are familiar with the slogan "No sex before marriage", most times "brothers" that have honored these No sex deals have found themselves in deceitful marriages. Don't get me wrong, this is not an advocacy for moral indiscretion but these days that term has been severally used with ulterior motives. These daughters of Eve have now adapted to the guys strategy of running to church to pick "good" girls so they too have repackaged their product to meet market preference. I laugh at losers that fall into the hands of such born again Jezebels, they know how to dangle the forbidden fruit in your front for so long that your common sense would short circuit! Some guys are just pure ignorant or reaping their atrocious deeds. You meet a girl in church, she claims born again so no sex, you are there suffering from "Conji" and she is there getting regular servicing from assistant boyfriend. You are just a bloody ignoramus, bible that says be as wise as serpent but gentle as dove knows what its talking about, that same mouth you are reserving for " You may now kiss the bride" is the same lips giving one nuisance nincompoop "mouth action"(Seun's correction Bot word for BJ). I once went for a wedding where the bride was a topic of discussion for a group of guys sitting next to me, it was obvious they have all "marked register" at one time with Holy Cinderella and the "Dollo" groom was there busy dancing Alingo for his wise choice !!! There is this story of a church sister i know very well, a choir member....Ok story for another day.

[b]

Goldenboy007: The recent story about the adventurous lady with the popular man of God in Abuja brings me to this topic. These days it seems churches have now become a harem for girls of questionable virtues. Although this problem had been existing for a while but it seems more prominent nowadays. Churches used to be an holy sanctuary where moral values are inculcated but these days they have become a sanctuary for chronic unrepentant revelers and moral degenerates, these houses of prayers have now become proverbial "Den of Thieves".

Okay, the above is a topic for the Religion Section; to my main concern. Most of the guys - "wife prospectors"- in the church are familiar with the slogan "No sex before marriage", most times "brothers" that have honored these No sex deals have found themselves in deceitful marriages. Don't get me wrong, this is not an advocacy for moral indiscretion but these days that term has been severally used with ulterior motives. These daughters of Eve have now adapted to the guys strategy of running to church to pick "good" girls so they too have repackaged their product to meet market preference. I laugh at losers that fall into the hands of such born again Jezebels, they know how to dangle the forbidden fruit in your front for so long that your common sense would short circuit! Some guys are just pure ignorant or reaping their atrocious deeds. You meet a girl in church, she claims born again so no sex, you are there suffering from "Conji" and she is there getting regular servicing from assistant boyfriend. You are just a bloody ignoramus, bible that says be as wise as serpent but gentle as dove knows what its talking about, that same mouth you are reserving for " You may now kiss the bride" is the same lips giving one nuisance nincompoop "mouth action"(Seun's correction Bot word for BJ). I once went for a wedding where the bride was a topic of discussion for a group of guys sitting next to me, it was obvious they have all "marked register" at one time with Holy Cinderella and the "Dollo" groom was there busy dancing Alingo for his wise choice !!! There is this story of a church sister i know very well, a choir member....Ok story for another day.

[/b]

Goldenboy007: The recent story about the adventurous lady with the popular man of God in Abuja brings me to this topic. These days it seems churches have now become a harem for girls of questionable virtues. Although this problem had been existing for a while but it seems more prominent nowadays. Churches used to be an holy sanctuary where moral values are inculcated but these days they have become a sanctuary for chronic unrepentant revelers and moral degenerates, these houses of prayers have now become proverbial "Den of Thieves".

Okay, the above is a topic for the Religion Section; to my main concern. Most of the guys - "wife prospectors"- in the church are familiar with the slogan "No sex before marriage", most times "brothers" that have honored these No sex deals have found themselves in deceitful marriages. Don't get me wrong, this is not an advocacy for moral indiscretion but these days that term has been severally used with ulterior motives. These daughters of Eve have now adapted to the guys strategy of running to church to pick "good" girls so they too have repackaged their product to meet market preference. I laugh at losers that fall into the hands of such born again Jezebels, they know how to dangle the forbidden fruit in your front for so long that your common sense would short circuit! Some guys are just pure ignorant or reaping their atrocious deeds. You meet a girl in church, she claims born again so no sex, you are there suffering from "Conji" and she is there getting regular servicing from assistant boyfriend. You are just a bloody ignoramus, bible that says be as wise as serpent but gentle as dove knows what its talking about, that same mouth you are reserving for " You may now kiss the bride" is the same lips giving one nuisance nincompoop "mouth action"(Seun's correction Bot word for BJ). I once went for a wedding where the bride was a topic of discussion for a group of guys sitting next to me, it was obvious they have all "marked register" at one time with Holy Cinderella and the "Dollo" groom was there busy dancing Alingo for his wise choice !!! There is this story of a church sister i know very well, a choir member....Ok story for another day.

that same mouth you are reserving for " You may now kiss the bride" is the same lips giving one nuisance nincompoop "mouth action"(Seun's correction Bot word for BJ!!! LWTMB KMD

OP IS TELLING THE BITTER TRUTH. MY EYES SEF DON SEE MANY THINGS FOR THESE NO-SEX-B4_MARRIAGE TOKUNBOS

since_1914: Of Course! It is impossible to penetrate the female cell.

Power play: He is miffed by the China "beef"

cityhood: Ok sir tanks for that
Buth dont undastnd mixing education with biz sir tanks
Buth sir can you invest in car biz as here in the north.selling of car is very profitable.my husles are mainly car deal so i aded tomato cuz i was able to gt mysef jfive container tobe transpoting it for me.
Soory for this sir youi can call me 08169446319.
So that i can explain the typ of cars...
Buying of laptops,blackberry fones,p.c and others.is profitable were i am......
And can you do pure water biz all you need to do is just come down to nigeria.we see face to face or you get the engines that wud be requird for the pure water biz.from yourside their if they are chip.

is there any other language used on nairaland besides english? any modifications to the language i am unaware of?

hmmm...what if the car belongs to an occult grandmaster who has been looking for some bad,azz to teach a few lessons? o ma se oooo