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"u be thief...i no b thief...u be robber....i no b robber...u b armyrobber...i no be armyrobber...argument argument..."

SHOOT!-AIM!-READY! : Retardinho Gridlock Jonathan, arrange those three words on the right sequence .Oya! ***Picks up a koboko***

I have been using the S70 for 3 years.Volvo is solid with drop dead beautiful interior. the Airconditioning is a sweet sensation, quickly attaining the set temperature within seconds...the fastest I have seen. The road handling is goood though it hates potholes and is a bit too heavy for a sedan; maybe because the body panel is among the thickest in the industry . If you love MPG, dont go for a volvo. The mechanics are good though the parts are far from easily available. The worst experience is that the headlamp is "blind"at night and may require modification for good visibility. The cooling fan also stops when you wade through water leading to overheating (U fit dey drive am only in dry season sha! ) In fact, it tamed my night crawling as I'm always home before 6 pm . Overall, I'd drive a volvo again. Depends on what you want in a car!

wwhen Justus Esiri is always shouting - even during pillow talk with his wife in the bedroom! dat man fit get heart attack one day o. make una tell am say e too shout

when a Desmond Elliot ( in his late 30s) plays the role of a Youth Corper (whatever happened to the exemption due to age rule? )

^^^...and when someone undergoes appendoctomy and the HEAD is bandaged!!

Woman still hits a man cos she believes he won't retaliate hmmmmm...

Well, try am with an excon grave digger u'll meet ur waterloo

****starts whistling "I no be gentleman at all o" by Fela Abami Eda Anikulakpo Kuti******

[size=13pt]Na today?[/size] Adam was still a toddler when I started hearing this nons.ense

Gridlock, pray that I dont ever get an opportunity to "admonish"you!! You will resign
I will admonish you like a suckling baby on the mother's breast

Criminals shower bullets on a ccar killing the occupant without any hole or shattered glass!!

The main page caption says "Does LASU allow[b]S[/b]..." no wonder u have one subject per exam! Olodo

Even if its her territory, d more she is bellicose about possessing it d more ground she would lose. nobody likes a tigress of a wife or SIL

@op. i hav to tell u d truth. many women enter into marriage feeling like warriors dat have come to beat his family in a fight. dats d easiest way to play urself out of d game. some will descend on their husbands mother n turn dem to shoerags while expecting deir husband (HER SON) To watch and applaud. no!!!! It doesnt work. u must first see urself AS PART OF ur husbands family...not as a super duper fighter who has come to take over. wallahi if u were not with a child u would have been in the back of a pick up truck by now. home bound! If u saw urself as part of him u wuld have complained to His(yes his) parents not urs. take time o. i will pray for u sha.

Meristem: Most feminists I know are either unmarried or divorcees. Check their lives. they wear dis i-dont-need-a -man toga until well into menopause then they start looking for ANY man to "make their lives complete" . Publicly dey apperar strong by insisting d sexes are identical.secretly, they envy their more decent peers who are having fun in their marriages, not engaging their men is a supremacy war as if dat was necessary. if dey heard dat women are getting killed in conflicts dey protest. yet if man=woman and man=legitimate target, why not woman? Lwkmd

where are the FEMALISTS abi femi-lists?? Oya answer:are women fair game Cos we are equal now. i need to rewrite the Geneva convention to include women as fair targets hehehe wheres my AK?

^^^yes o. The bible says we should LOVE our wives an in turn they should SUBMIT TO us for a purpose. now look at the big mess we hav made of our society cos we are copying oyibo stoopidly. women now challenge their husbands authority in the home...and they expect us not to take a fifth wifeimpossible! This is war!!!!Chinua Achebe is the greatest prophet of our times."they have put a knife in the string that held us togthrr and we have fallen apart"

Most feminists I know are either unmarried or divorcees. Check their lives. they wear dis i-dont-need-a -man toga until well into menopause then they start looking for ANY man to "make their lives complete" . Publicly dey apperar strong by insisting d sexes are identical.secretly, they envy their more decent peers who are having fun in their marriages, not engaging their men is a supremacy war as if dat was necessary. if dey heard dat women are getting killed in conflicts dey protest. yet if man=woman and man=legitimate target, why not woman? Lwkmd

Missy_B: You haven't been reading your Bible upside down, right hun?
No where does the Bible state that the man is superior to the woman. If the man is the head, the woman is the neck, without which the head cannot function properly.

na people like u go destroy did world. de process don start wit satanic filisofies like urs.
by bible standard d man is the undisputed HEAD of a relationship(for single digit IQ pple like u, thats the LEADER) So where did ur bible refer to u as the NECK? Now i know y many marriages are headin for d iceberg!

Like play like play, under the guise of emancipation from men, they are overthrowing the government! Look at the so called developed world and u get d picture. Many EMANCIPATED women dont stop at that- they go a step further th E NSLAVE the men! ( u dey laugh??)they talk of equality, now they have a ministry AND WE DONT! Pray, what brandd of equality is that? I dey watch.

@OP dis ur question is a no-brainer. oya. answer dis one. can u get a healthy tomato from a diseased plant? Theres an igbo adage dat watever was born by a snake must have a long tail. sociologists will tell u dat to astaggering extent, d environment moulds d man. if u do not shine ur eyes nw, do not come running back to NL to complain of how she duped u on d first night wit tomato puree!

Who even drew those tatoos on her sacred members?

Welcome to the New World of EMANCIPATED women!! . I hope she did not draw the head of BAPHOMET on her boobies? . I can imagine what this hapless brotha is going thru ryt now. How can he go home at xmas, then introduce the LADY GAGA beside him as his WIFE? LOrd have mercy!!!

@OP: Whether na you or na ur friend go marry person cos she CLAIMED to be a virgin, una deserve flogging.
Listen up dude, i will introduce you to a new word. i aint sure you ve heard it before. its called L-I-E. Yes, repeat after me! L-I-E. If this babe knows dat all she needs to qualify as ur madam is to claim to be virgin, tell me scumbag, why wont she? Im sure she kept u away from her punny "lest u tear her rubber" until u paid and took home with the caveat- "goods received in good condition, no refund after payment" Then wham! u discovered that the tunnel has passed many BRT buses!!! Well, it's a sign of the wicked times we live in. Sorry about that but i must tell you this; you married for the wrong intentions.

@OP dont get me wrong. im not like anyone else on this planet. im simply...er...meristem. that said, i want to let u know dat women lying against their husbands in situations like this is commonplace. in fact i have seen worse. they know how to engineer attention n sympathy. "kicks in the womb" lies are commonplace. hey, theres no way i can believe dat until i have spoken to the dude. i am wiser than believing thrash just cos Pretty Cindy said so. I wouldnt hav been this slow to conclude things if i hav not seen women lying against their husbands to demonize em. afterall d world is full of braindead pple who believe dt the man is ALWAYS d aggressor in such matters...the guilty party by default.

I have tasted the THREE, from my experiences, GTB tastes better than the rest. Courrrrt!

@OP I would have started sympathizing with ur "kick-in-the-stomach-while-pregnant"story, but I have come across your type enough times to be wise. cut that crap gurl, I know ur preparing such a despicable bullshit for the child so he/she can hate his/her father to ur advantage? or so u think. Some (i said SOME, not all b4 u call me a hater) women are wickedness personified. u need to have an encounter to believe! I will not sympathize until I hear from the other party. If u are looking for cheap sympathy, ur shopping in the wrong mall my dear. By the way, give me his number.

@OP: shame on ur akamu head. first of all, marriage is for young ladies, not GIRLS. secondly, escaping or hiding from marital dispute by flirting is like using a fire extinguisher charged with petrol! Thirdly, theres no such thing as harmless flirting...it usually progresses to cheating. you dont have to believe me, but in case u decide to go ahead, be my guest ewu!

volve s70. Any time I need the spare parts, I have to travel to Kabul, Afghanistan

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