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PRYTHEE! @ OP maybe my eyes fail me, but how is #5 an "achievement"?

Case CLOSED!

ifihearam:
Confusion in the camp of the enemies(boko haram). Una go kill each other finish very soon,after which una go begin kill una sponsors one by one.

come on boko boys! Go for ur sponsors now!!

damas11111: "Qulify once" like you!

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jp philips: for 15yrs you ran your home without common sense wow!!! you must be a hero ,the only reason your post should be forgiven is if it is proven that you have a poor capacity to understanding English language, anything short of that, you deserve a brain surgery.
"twice beaten bingo" shy that a lose gateman of an Abuja rich man could have taken your wife on a weekend jamboree under your roof and you have the unbridled temerity to be "beating" and "shying"?

that face book account could have been anybody for God's sake and the mother of your kids will open it for an Hiv patient in LUTH,with internet access all in the name of online boredom?

you are a fool

i suspect you are one of those people that inherited their wives from their late elder brothers, if not, i don't see the reason why an adult that courted and strived to build a home could not smell the sacrilege before your eyes
once again,

you are a fool

GBAM!!!! O KWUSIGO!!! IGWE EJEGO NGA!!!!

[size=15pt]SEE WETIN TEKINOLOGI CAUSE!!!!![/size]

Paul John: Thought I was the only one that noticed his sudden absent.
Or may be the moderators has banned him

bros ur grammar hot o. u attend school for KABUL?

tpapi: if u didnt notice her bum short,then y r u now telin us

No, he didnt notice. He was merely thinking about it all through the service
Btw, if Lady Gaga stood right in front of you during the service, swear you would be "too busy worshippin d Lord to notice"

Bélla3: What is your veiw? Many pastors have come out openly without same to say ur dressing doesnt matter. Does that mean a woman can dress like a prostitude and nothing is wrong with it? And a man can dress like a thief, a drunkard and drug addict and nothing is wrong with it?
The bible says, do nt behave as unbelievers, bt today so called ministers claim u can behave anyhow and dress anyhow. 'let there be modesty in everything'. As a woman u wear things that make you fake, then where is you modesty? The fact that oyinbo dresses anyhow, does that make it acceptable in our society?
This my view though, what is yours as a true christian?
Rememba, the people that were first called christains, were called because people could see dat Christ they were preaching. Is Christ reflected in your life?
(CHRISTAINS ONLY)

If you had asked: Does the way you dress NOT matter? I would have answered you!

gramci: We can't afford to ignore BH at this moment.

Fact. The question is what do we do Yield to their imbecilic demands and set a dangerous trend of bowing to terrorists?
My friend, use your brain!

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malele: This boko haram are the most senseless people on this planet, how can one be destroying his state of origin,in an attempt to show the world that the president can't perform. anyway the president aint resigning soon AT ALL, so do ur worst.

Seconded!

Private mataz:-)

Go for it gurl! Mistakes happen

Sexkillz wetin u fink?

Or better still , let ur single friends do it. im sure theyll exceed your expectations!!

Den let ur housegurl do it!! Simple. Ur about to be substituted by the coach...

******calling TJs number ******
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Thats certainly Abuja. Even the Hilux truck in front of it belongs to FERMA

NIGERIA: GOOD PEOPLE. GREAT NATION.

brabus: Don't be deceived into thinking home ownership is as simple as buying a car? It isn't. One wrong move, you're gone.

Here's a layman/ruggedman calculation of a simple 2 bedroom house to finishing stage.
Note: Finishing here is just basic.

Land: 300k

Shell Construction

1500 Blocks (foundation to roofing level): 180k
50 bags Cement (foundation/flooring/block setting excluding plastering): 90k
20 tonnes Gravel (foundation/flooring/casting): 35k
Sand: 50k
Iron rods, Ring, Binding Wire, Iron Bender etc: 40k on a paddy-paddy arrangement.
Carpentary works: 25k on a paddy-paddy arrangement.
Bricklayer: 70k on a paddy-paddy arrangement.

Roofing Woodwork

Planks (including internal/external ceiling nogging): 200k
Nail, wall belt etc: 8k
Carpentary work: 60k
Roofing sheet: ?

Windows, Doors and Burglar Proof

Aluminium Windows : 90k don't buy tower, use imported. Its cheaper.
Doors (5 local and 4 imported doors): 100k
Burglar Proof (Simple one using 12mm iron rod): 70k

Plumbing and Electricals

Toilet Seat x 3: 18k
Wash hand basin x 2: 5k
Shower fittings in the master bedroom: 15k
Pipes and other fittings: 30k
750l Overhead tank: 15k
Plumber: 15k

Electrical wires (lighting/socket): 50k
Socket and Switches (MEM): 25k
Distribution board: 5k
Cut-out/Fuse: 3k
Change Over box: 5k
Light fittings[i]normal lampholder in the rooms and kitchen, wall bracket and ceiling light in the living room and dining: 35k
Electrician workmanship: 15k on a paddy-paddy arrangement

Tiles

Kitchen backsplash on kitchen sink area, and full tiles on the floor: 15k
Bathrooms tiles in floor and shoulder level in the wet areas alone: 20k
Living Room: 25k




I got to go and pick my kid in school, more updates later on Plastering, Septic Tank, Well/Borehole, Ceiling, etc

Note: the prices above is generic as a result its non-binding. Just a guide.

Stop Talking. Start Building. Build Simple.

THIS IS RAT POISON!!!! I have hands on experience on a 3 bedroom bungalow project and I swear this poster wrote this list from the warm comfort of his/her jacuzzi! I even have an excel worksheet for my job so far, estimated costs, actual costs and all. OP if you expressly request, I can forward it to you. In naija, everybody knows everything about everything! if u get started on this 15k,15k,5k list, u'd be standed with a concrete slab, an unpaid mortgage, a blown up life savings...and no house. if you dont believe me,try. So many factors determine the cost of a building, like LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION (how many times did I say that?). ***switches back to listening mode***

I heard the Mack Truck is owned by IDRIS ABDULKARIM . I knew it. He has finally got his pound of flesh. Thank goodness 50's gon survive!

Who do you tink you is ? -Beenie Mac in playas club

Arik is the only airline in Nigeria as far as I am concerned, so the question of the BEST cabin crew does not arise.

[size=13pt]HOW EASILY PEOPLE JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS! PATHETIC AS THIS STORY SOUNDS, IT CANNOT BE THE ENTIRE STORY. I HOLD MY COMMENT UNTIL I HEAR THE FULL STORY. NO BE TODAY NYARSH DEY BACK![/size]

Only losers n peeping toms stalk for d reason u gave. guy stop being a kitten and take a walk

Land Rover or Toyota Hilux...come on dont blame me. You said FOR NIGERIAN ROADS abi?

That particular brand of Camry is really BIG FOR NOTHING. If anyone advised you to buy it, forget the person. End of discussion.

dont worry folks, i am on top of - no - beneath the rubbles and debris of the situation

Op: do keke napeps compare with bentleys?

...i said ban.g! b@ng!!! Dis yeye filter turned it t o slam slam!! seun take ur time o.

It appears like the only language violent people speak and hear is "bang! Bang!!"