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Celebrities › Re: Caption This Picture Of Charly Boy And Wife by Meristem: 8:02pm On Feb 21, 2013

CANNIBAL AND LADY-DIE grin

Career › Re: What Dirty Job Pays The Most by Meristem: 7:57am On Feb 21, 2013

ndala: Higher kiler

lower killer nko? #olodothings grin

Sports › Re: Osaze Warns Keshi To Watch His Back by Meristem: 7:39am On Feb 21, 2013

I am sick n tired of this immature boys rantings. pls someone tell him to STFU cheesy

Crime › Re: Enugu Government Official Assaults Church Workers At Winners Chapel by Meristem: 7:09am On Feb 20, 2013

Omo Alata: Shameless behaviour (no matter what the police did)

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Bros you idle o. How many man hours did it take you to build this picture huh

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Crime › Re: Enugu Government Official Assaults Church Workers At Winners Chapel by Meristem: 7:07am On Feb 20, 2013

Omo Alata: Shameless behaviour (no matter what the police did)

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Health › Re: 18 Million Nigerians Are Mentally Ill - Psychiatrist by Meristem: 5:18pm On Feb 19, 2013

Judging from the comments i see here on NL, I am not surprised grin

Business › Re: How do I survive on N16,000 a month? by Meristem: 8:08am On Feb 15, 2013

Simple. Spend 500 card per day.

On a serious note. Theres this morbid relationship between Nigerians and SALARY.
Maybe its ego, stereotype or brainwashing. But i thing the smartest way out of poverty in this
Economy is not salary. Its self employment and enterpreneurship.
OP with all due respect, I can tell you that all the cobblers in your neighbourhood earn better than 16k/month
I am not joking!

Islam › Re: Pakistani Islamists Protest Against Valentine's Day by Meristem: 10:46am On Feb 13, 2013

njokusboy: "We will not
allow holding of any Valentine's Day
function," Shahzad Ahmed, the local head of
the student organisation, said. "The law
enforcing agencies must prevent such
gatherings, otherwise we will stop in our
own way."

They wud stop it in their own way, u nd I know wat they mean. Blood sucking vampires.

Yes. val has become evil lately. agreed. but bad as e bad, For anyone to say he will not ALLOW anyone else celebrate it is an infringement on fundamental rights.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Lightning Strikes As Pope Benedict Resigns by Meristem: 7:38pm On Feb 12, 2013

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP

Romance › Re: What Should The Singles Do On Valentine Day? by Meristem: 7:04am On Feb 12, 2013

Mark my words, many fatherless children will be born around october

Politics › Re: Rapists To Face Life Imprisonment Under New Law – Reps by Meristem: 6:23pm On Feb 08, 2013

Maybe the punishment for WRONGLY ACCUSING SOMEONE of rpe should also b life imprisonment. equity demands that.

Politics › Re: Rapists To Face Life Imprisonment Under New Law – Reps by Meristem: 6:09pm On Feb 08, 2013

This is cow poo. firstly, get into da rpists head; it makes rape so close to murder in terms of punishment that instead of being locked up for life for scrwing someone, a criminal could as well kiill the victim especially as this makes his escape more likely. Secondly, do they realize how many INNOCENT pple could be locked away for life by the draconian law? rpe, just like other criminal acts are not deterred by severity of punishment but by prevention. now ask me how n i will tell you...

Business › Re: A Thread For Entrepreneurship In Nigeria by Meristem: 10:37pm On Feb 05, 2013

ebamma: Am a certified garri enterpreneur, i buy cassava from my village and bring it to the town to sell to bakeries that produce cassava bread,thank God im now doing what i love most

Thanks for sharing, mr GARRIPRENEUR grin

Politics › Re: Hanging Pictures Of Presidents/governors In Offices? by Meristem: 7:41am On Feb 03, 2013

Eltonluigi: Pledge allegiance to the king!

Depends. The word king in this context is the desk. The office. The institution. The stool if you like.
Dismally, in Nigeria we take it to mean the person or individual. How sad.

Fashion › Re: Are Civilians Who Wear Camouflage Molested By The Army? by Meristem: 7:52am On Feb 02, 2013

lekkie073: a trial will convince u

Oh yeah :-) :-)
Taste and see that military beating is good!
They will beat you so bad you cant make it to a lawyers chambers grin

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Kelvin Okafor's Truly Amazing Drawings by Meristem: 8:25am On Feb 01, 2013

I am surprised that the Igbo bashers have not taken note of the glaring fact that this guy is IGBO sad

yeye people

Celebrities › Re: Exclusive Interview With Cossy Orjiakor by Meristem: 2:39pm On Jan 22, 2013

Coldfeet: I like Cossy! people who don't know her just spew trash! Get to know this lady one on one and you will marvel! Forget all the gra gra she does its just for the industry it doesn't mean she's like that in person! Cossy is a decent and kind hearted lady I tell u.

Hallo Coldfeet. U deep too? Cos i have a dipstick for testing how deep people are

Celebrities › Re: Exclusive Interview With Cossy Orjiakor by Meristem: 2:33pm On Jan 22, 2013

Keneking: How would you describe yourself?
I really can’t describe, but I’m deep.

How are you deep? Where is deep?

Her puny is deep. Everything else is shallow. VEEEERY SHALLOW! !!

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Education › Re: Female Hostel At Medical School Idi Araba (LUTH) - Pictures by Meristem: 2:28pm On Jan 22, 2013

More ugly pics please..... Lets EMBARRASS the Government into doing something about this cesspoo! Called Nigeria cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: When Nigerian Policeman Stops You: What Not To Say? by Meristem: 11:29am On Jan 21, 2013

sagaciousblog: PLEASE,IS THIS ONE SWAHILI OR ENGLISH?

Swahilinglish cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: When Nigerian Policeman Stops You: What Not To Say? by Meristem: 11:28am On Jan 21, 2013

sagaciousblog: PLEASE,IS THIS ONE SWAHILI OR ENGLISH?

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Police Residential Quarters by Meristem: 5:26pm On Jan 20, 2013

Gabriel_sylar: For all I know THAT IS WHAT they deserve.....naija police are bad pple....they will release armed robbers for money and lock innocent pple up they re cursed

Do they live in this dungeon cos theyre bad? Or theyre bad cos they live in this dungeon? Think!

TV/Movies › Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Meristem: 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2013

When a house is shown from outside, it has glass windows, then from inside it has wooden windows!!! shocked

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Troops Arrival In Mali by Meristem: 5:54pm On Jan 18, 2013

Mad Cow: Mali peope don price bad market...

These boys are gonna funk them up so badly, when next they think of war, they will remember Nigerian soldiers, them go park well..

My only fear na the first Nigerian civilian wey these guys go deal with when them return..

As in..... Wey dem go nak akpako or wetin? :-)

Romance › Re: Can You Lay Down Your Life For The Love Of Your Life? by Meristem: 7:53pm On Jan 07, 2013

nollywood20: [size=18pt]FOR MY FAITHFUL WIFE. YES.[/size]

...interesting! grin

Nairaland General › Re: You Can Now See Nairalanders Who LIKES Your Posts! by Meristem: 8:33pm On Jan 04, 2013

Heeeeeey!!!
Never knew I was this hot! cheesy

Babes just dey die for my yarns cheesy

Politics › Re: Jonathan Asks If Violence A Sign Of ‘end Times’ by Meristem: 7:40am On Jan 02, 2013

chosen04: ABUJA (AFP) – President Goodluck Jonathan has questioned whether deadly Islamist attacks on churches in his country and other violence worldwide could be signs of coming “end times”.

Jonathan, speaking after 15 Christians had their throats slit last week in the country’s northeast, also suggested Islamist extremist group Boko Haram aimed to take over the Nigerian capital Abuja, but vowed the group would be defeated.

During comments Sunday in which he mentioned attacks on churches in Nigeria, Syria’s war and the situation in the Central African Republic, where rebels have pushed their way across the impoverished country, Jonathan spoke of the Biblical end times.

“I was just wondering, could this be a clear way of telling us that the end times are so close?” he told the church congregation, according to a recording of his remarks heard by AFP.

Some Christians believe in the idea of chaos in connection with the second coming of Jesus Christ, commonly referred to as the “end times”. Such beliefs are based on passages in the New Testament’s Book of Revelation.

Jonathan was speaking at an evangelical Christian church service in the capital. The church belongs to the EYN denomination, common among Christians in the violence-torn northeast, where Boko Haram is based.

Local media quoted the church pastor as saying 109 EYN members have been killed and 50 branches burnt.

Violence linked to Boko Haram’s insurgency in northern and central Nigeria has left some 3,000 people dead since 2009, including killings by the security forces.

Muslims and symbols of Nigerian authority have often been their targets, but the group has also specifically targeted Christians, including suicide bombings of churches.

This Christmas season has however been notably less bloody than in 2011, when scores were killed in attacks on churches and other locations.

Jonathan has previously accused Boko Haram of seeking to destabilise the government and incite a religious crisis in Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation, roughly divided between a mainly Muslim north and predominately Christian south.

On Sunday, while speaking of the rebels in the Central African Republic, Jonathan said: “They were quite close to taking over the capital city, just as Boko Haram is taking over Abuja for me and those working in government to run and hide somewhere else.”

He vowed however that Boko Haram would not succeed and that the violence would be brought under control.

“If the idea of Boko Haram is to stop Nigerians from worshipping God, they will not succeed,” he said.

“If the idea of Boko Haram is to stop government from providing the dividends of democracy, they will not succeed…. God willing and with our commitment, the excesses of Boko Haram and other criminal organisations will be brought to a reasonable control.”

Jonathan spokesman Reuben Abati did not respond to a phone call to further explain the president’s comments.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/12/jonathan-asks-if-violence-a-sign-of-end-times/

This man is a simpleton, a misfit and sorry...this is 2013! I should rather pray for him!!!

Politics › Re: Oritsejafor Donates Cars, Tricycles To The Less Priviledged by Meristem: 6:38am On Dec 29, 2012

IS HE NOT MERELY DOING DAMAGE CONTROL AFTER THE PRIVATE JET saga?

Literature › Re: Write Your Life Story In 6 Words by Meristem: 1:17am On Dec 27, 2012

The good, the bad, the ugly :-)

Politics › Re: GEJ - Nigerians Think I Am Slow Because I Avoid Taking Hasty Decisions by Meristem: 1:36pm On Dec 26, 2012

Is Jonathan still the President? I didnt know that cheesy

Car Talk › Re: Bmw 320i Little Issues by Meristem: 1:23pm On Dec 26, 2012

Disconnected oxygen sensor is a good suspect. Welders often believe such fittings should not get in their way and remove them. They belive the sensors arent important!

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