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Read between the lines. Your friend could be contemplating suicide!dats if ur not the one seeking the "advice" anyway. Please go for counselling. Get help. That innocent hypo bottle you want to make a murderer does not deserve it!

Today its ovularia showing off her bikini body, tomorrow its jim iyke uploading his tokumbo car. Next its osuofia showing off his Brazilian hair and now Oge Okoye cant even wait to complete a proper house before showing off an UNCOMPLETED House!!!!!. Please someone pass me a glass of water! These people have gone bananas

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NLers sef! Evribodi don dey shout quit quit now. Yesterday everybodi dey scream "hang in there, God don't like divorce"

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Inasmuch as I don't support domestic violence, I think your Friend is weak for that type of woman.

Honestly, she got married to the WRONG man, meanwhile her 'TYPE' full everywhere for Lagos. There are MEN this woman would be married to, I give her only 1 month, she dey like ICE-WATER.

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Who be dis mumu sef? Pple like u will condemn any kind of violence against women with one breath, then call a man WEAK for not teaching a violent woman a lesson with another breath!. Ewu. Don't even begin to tell me dat ur ice water remedies are not necessarily violent. Otherwise, why don't u share dem with op?

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Yomieluv: nothing i cant forgive,though it may hurt,but time is the greatest healer of pain.

its good to forgive,and let go,it promotes friendship,and also frees the mind.

I almost felt like painting a scenario that will prove u wrong! use ur imagination grove... anyway I'll let your comment rest like day.

Mehn, the DSS guy there was in an all black outfit, carrying a gun that looks like stuff straight out of a science fiction flick. his face except mouth n eyes covered with a black sock...the guys were not smiling at all. how u manage take the snapshot sef?

damogul: You  are looking for anyone from a western state. Well I would have been the perfect match for you because I meet all your listed pointers except that I am from the eastern part of Nigeria. However if you wish to give me a shot then let me know. my email is samuel_ekwueme@yahoo.co.uk (yes former vice president Dr. Alex Ekwueme is an uncle of mine)

Guy, if I was a girl I will not date you. Ur userid and the way u dropped the ekwueme stuff...I smell the wrong vibes....u need to repackage dude

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Joyfullyme: Haaaaaaa IZON !!! Haaaaaaa IZON !!! _Anyeee Asari ^Anyee _{Anyeee ooo}!!! Anyeeeeeeeeeee!!!

who be dis one?
and whos dat lizard carrying a rifle in the pix?
Mtcheeeew

lucenzo: fuck1ng azzhole

you just broke the law dude! Ur under arrest. u hav d right to remain silent. any thing u type from now can be used against u in seuns tribunal. u han d right to a nl moderator...

To every story there are 2 sides. the babe may be lying for all i care

From d venom i see among d female folks here, dey have bad belle for the fine chick. dear keyboard warriors, show your jealous faces!!

Dey were in economy class so effing what? when british pm travels in a train...even stands when there is no seat available. will their graves b 12 feet deep?# Nigerians sef!!!

gloryland: The 'FOX' 406, is highly stable and durable. My best ride for long distance journies. Good fuel economy, very rugged suspensions, perfect stability on high speed, and comfortable interior with nice a.c chilling. Maintenance is cheaper than all japanese cars. Original and geniune spare parts are readily available and very cheap unlike toyota and honda parts. Another advantage is that the shock absorbers don't get bad, u only change linkages. The fox dislikes flood and dust. Don't wash ur engine with water and always change ur air cleaner/dust puruifier. Auto drive version is not recommended. The auto gerar box is problematic. The manual gear box costs 5k and hadly spoils. FOX is the best car for Nigerian roads.

please did you say 5k for real?

And facebook has this caption on their site "it is free, and ALWAYS WILL BE!" hehehe

Hey guys! The question is WHICH COUNTRY EXCERTS MORE INFLUENCE.INFLUENCE.INFLUENCE. Not which country has a better economy. patriotism apart, naija is indisputably the RHINO !!

ayomide falaye: U are not serious

No wonder he looks more like a swimmer than a goalie. Diving indiscriminately yet no saves!

Mr..Cork:
..black womens are normaly fat...so waz the problem?!

Yesz even black childrens are nomali obesity. They IS no exceptional

Wow. No wonder dey say if someone hasnt opened his mouth u wont know how full of sheet he is. Im disappointed dat young enyeama has decided to play tribal politic a la bamang-atiku . Right now i have made a rock solid resolve to always criticize the only goal basket in the nigerian team-ENYEAMA

....when she writes her exams IN SMS English

A drama at the muson centre or national theatre would have been great; bbbbut a movie?!!##%%& na waa for dis naija wood o

How much does this service cost?

SOOPAID: Realy the hrt is heavy....d mind is borning..if u dont die 4smth..u leave 4nufin...if we do it the order way i believe they will not torment us again..all igbo brothers,the war song was has been sanged...the nigerian anthem is abolished is abolished in our dictionary.those blood shining in d sky are that of our brothers.those red water flowing like a river are that of our sisters!!!!!!!!!

Is dis a congolese poen written in swahili¿¿

on dumb move to tell an official lie
and oga's reputation is blown sky-high!

dotcom_na_me_na_me: You should be ashamed of yourself by supporting her advice. Smh mtchewwwwwwwwwww

either u lack fluency or understanding...or both. he did not support anybody. he only pointed out that people like to be politically correct hypocrites in public...but dirrty fre.ak.s in private. What we see here is mostly unmerited grandstanding. seconded.

kramer: Please go for [size=18pt]it[/size]

It...not HIM....NLers should be smrt enof to decode. hehehe

[size=16pt]#yawns#[/size]
nkita si onye ya nyere ego ute wetere ya ego ya, na ntukwu amago ya ahu

manny4life: Dubai is just going place, unlike Nigeria, they do not depend on oil. Looks pretty, lovely and serene, that's where my wife and I are going for our next valentine... before I finally propose "will you marry me"?

Whoa! your WIFE to whom you're yet to pop the question
as in... your WIFE whom you're YET TO MARRY?
as in...your wife
HOW OLD ARE YOU DUDE? Maybe Seun needs to activate parental guidance in here