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chatinent:
1. Why do we apologize before saying anything in Nigeria? Eg “please don't be angry, where is First Bank located here?” “Abeg, no vex, where I go fit piss here?”


2. Why do we say ‘no problem’ or ‘no wahala’ when told to do sth after a conversation?

Ask 9ja goggle.

ablejesus26:
;DTrue g but I would rather call em sweet trouble talking from 13yrs experience.��

Hahahah.Lol.....

Austinboy:
I purposely opened this thread so i can let out all I'm passing through and feeling because I've been having suicidal thoughts. Right now as i speak, i can't even use my own original sim as a result of constant threats from people i owe.

Let me start this way. I used to be a very upright person who detested gambling. Even back in school when my then room mate used to, i looked at him somehow. Fast forward to after NYSC, just by hearing a discussion of how someone made 300k with 100 naira. I decided to try. I started out with 100 and then when 1 game cuts it, i will say i have hope. 100 sooned turned to me staking 1000 then i went out of control from there.

I started gambling on dog racing and before i knew it, u did the one which eventually wrecked me. I started gambling on instant virtual first on bet9ja before i moved to sportybet.

Last year was the worst. I made millions of naira but all when down the drain on virtual bets. There have been days when i can finish 500k in just an hour on virtual.

Right now I'm indebted to so many apps. My name has been broadcasted severally and people who used to look uo to me are wondering what went wrong. I don't know if i can ever build my image again. I'm so ashamed of myself that i don't know if i should live again. The problem is anytime i have money, even after saying i won't go back. Once I'm credited, i go straight to it. It won't be an exaggeration to say i have lost over 15m within the last 5 to 6 years I've been into this shameful habbit. Please i need help, i need advice maybe from someone who has gone through this phase successfully because I'm at the verge of ending it all. I used to be so responsible and now my life is not worth emulating at all right now.

Mods please help me move this to front page as i need someone, just anyone to tell me how i can move forward from this mess.

Just change your mind set towards it and you shall be free.

emekachief:
I need Facebook account. It must be more than five years old

I have facebook of 11 years.mail me for the deal.

Better Ganduje asap to serve as deterrent to others.

wahalla for who dey do thurgery.

am the one that won it most.

Entprys:
We yoruba are the most westernised people in Africa

Because they are social.

drdanny:
They should represent the Onitsha Custodial Center Football team

Lol........

Good

Aliencraft:

Na the full squad

In other news... See what happened to a boy that disobeyed his mothers warning #naijaanimation


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FREd_VjPJVQ

Nice animation bro.

na them sabi.the shocked of super eagle exit still dey worry me,I know dey watch again.

When she did not reciprocate.

When she refuse to reciprocate.

this is a complete football team abeg.

Abdulazeez99:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZJix_QLkmB/?utm_medium=copy_link

Is this their high time to wake up,when young and fibrant musician have already take up the stage.

Tired2022:
I'm a scientist, so I know I'm clearly addicted. I just had to create this account to stay anonymous because what I'm about to spill is so shameful to me. Even worse, is that I don't know what the end will be because I lack total control of my third leg.

Alright guys, my dick is my only problem right now. In fact I feel so depressed and traumatised.

I have everything going well for me, I make enough money to buy just anything moderate. I have not been to the hospital for over a decade because the need never arised.

So what's my problem? I can't answer that question because I'm so confused. I know I'm addicted to prostitutes and I haven’t been able to tame this dick of mine.

I'm a very shy guy, I find it hard to socialize with men not to talk off the opposite sex. So, I started with masturbation which lasted over a decade. Then I started making good money, I felt masturbation wasn't what I want, that I had to stop it.

I started visiting prostitutes. Its over 5yrs now, and all I want is to Bleep them all. Yeah, that's how I feel. Bleep all the women, yet I can't even approach one. So, I go for the easy way, prostitutes!

My biggest problem right now, isn't that I'm so addicted to prostitutes or spending money (over 70k every month), but I have had 35 prostitutes without protection. I'm so mad right now because I just bleeped a public toilet without protection. It's the only reason I decided to share this with you all. I'm sufferingggg...............

I have decided to get a girlfriend, I wish to marry next year, but I'm so ashamed, I don’t deserve any woman. Apart from the prostitutes I had without protection, I have had sex with 102 prostitutes in total. And I'm just 33yrs. Gosh! I feel so dirty!

I'm so obsessed with women, and I feel masturbation is the culprit. I fear more that I may not stop even if I have the most beautiful girl on earth by my side. I read the story of a lady who claimed her husband was obsessed with prostitutes in Canada, it shocked me so hard.

Is there anyone who has faced same predicament as mine? How did you win? No woman is safe with me, not even minors because I can't control this dick of mine.

Without alcohol, prostitutes are never attractive to me. So, I must take some alcohol to be in the mood.

Last night, on my regular routine, after drinking alcohol, I met this chubby lady. She was so sexy. I told her exclusively, I find it hard having sex without condom, that I only wanted her to give me a handjob. I pay well, so this girls know me already, it's a fight to have me in their room.

She gave me a Mouth Gig which I wasn't okay with, but I felt save to some extent. After giving me Mouth Gig for a long while, I didn't reach climax. I started mastubating, hoping to reach climax. Still it didn't happen. The lady was already like, f××k me without condom, but don’t release inside. I was contemplating in my mind, Gosh! Not again. Eventually, I reasoned, f××k it! I had her without protection and it took less than 5 minutes for me to reach climax.

This is exactly the same scenario that plays out in all my shameful adventures with these women. And I'm so feld up right now.

I can go on and on, but I don't like writing long epistles. Gosh! I have sex evey 2 days! I can't even go just 1 week without sex. Although I haven’t masturbated in the last 5 yrs, addiction to prostitutes is killing me. How do I even stop this whole sh××t? I feel suicidal.

Please note, it took me a whole lot to share my problem here. I won't take it funny with anyone who says this isn't real. I just want your honest opinion (castigation or advice), please state it. If you don't have anything to say, please and please keep your mouth shot.

I want more opinion on my predicament. Thanks!

Bro calm down.most of us pass through this phase it's normal for someone to pass through this phase unless you are not sexually active as a man.My advice for you just try and get married and be responsible.when you start growing your children your third leg will automatically tame itself.With your family responsibility, moreso I don't know the religion you practiced,but whatever religion you practiced try engage yourself with fasting and prayer for spiritual cleansing but I know while you're doing this the hurge to go back to it will still come up,yes it's normal, just do it but trying and be reducing it.At long run your conscience not to be loyal to your creator will be judging you and this will surely help you to stop gradually because it doesn't start in a day.

Best of luck comrade.

Please no loud am ooo.

GreatAxeMan:
Teenager Boasts About Becoming A Millionaire At 17

A 17-year-old, Prosperity Olorunfemi has revealed he became a millionaire at 17.

[img]https://images./2SFZhUI26vD6hqVVngyDXr.jpg[/img]
Olorunfemi, who runs a digital business said he came to the realisation after tracking his financial records.

Via his LinkedIn page, he said:

"So yesterday, I decided to track my financial records and I discovered that my business did a whooping 1.1 million Naira in total credit within six months...I can proudly call myself a self-made millionaire at 17."



https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/activity:6891672386937196544

Congrats, please still maintain your virginity don't let the trouble some gender come into your life for now bcuz they ruin dreams.wait till you are matured enough to handle their complicated life style.once again congratulation.

another death warrant signed by this couple for the python.photo by las las with his iphone snakes20.





This couple were just too lucky.

ablejesus26:
But on a serious note.
Why the girl dey look the guy like dat faa�

Bro na marriage certificate ooo,but the way I see am the girl just dey look the guy dey imagine for her mind say the kind of trouble wey she go give the guy at the end of the day.
Women are one day one trouble.

hisbah for the poor.

Well done,good Samaritan.

couple just signed death warrant for the python.las las took the picture with his iphone snakes 20

Lol ...hahaha.una go soon come back home.

dominzy:
See The Pictures Of A Simple Wedding That Got Everyone Talking.

Only if our Nigerian parents will allow us do simple and peaceful weddings like this.

This guy just sign the contract of trouble,see the girl dey look at him saying in her mind that by the time am done with you.You go become dwarf.women are one day one trouble.

Shehuyinka:
https://www.icirnigeria.org/insecurity-parents-remove-children-from-kaduna-niger-schools/

Better ooo.

colorsofrainbow:
Jesus! Buhari don fat
What's going on in this country?

How is he not going to fat when everything is free.

Newsmic:
Lady Uses N3m Her Fiancé Sent Her For Their Marriage To Process Visa And Travelled Out

A Twitter user, ALHAJI OMO ILORIN with handle, @Eederah_ took to the social networking platform recently to claim that his brother deposited the sum of N3m to the account of his wife to be in preparation for their marriage rites, however he got swindled after the said bride-to-be used the money to process her Visa and travelled out of the country, IGBERETV reports.

His tweet reads,


https://twitter.com/Eederah_/status/1484915644277706753?t=MnCEqOIsO4Elyt0rumUekg&s=19

The tweet elicited mixed reactions. Some didn't believe him given that such amount may not be enough to take one out of the country, while others said his brother shouldn't have given the lady the money.

Read below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1413042/lady-uses-n3m-fiance-sent-marriage-process-visa-travelled/

Super story just to thread.big fallacy.

Why sneaking?never ever be afraid to fail because it makes you strong."let by gone be by gone"life continue.they should put that beyond and forge ahead life's goes on.