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no be everything eye see na en mouth dey talk.

what's all this again?when money no dey man no go, go for fairly used car or old skull automobile in peace again.


the idea is just to be on wheel na,whether old or new

todaynewsreview:
Guess the topic is self explanatory.

To kick start this, I have to share some of the most common words anytime I'm with my kids.

Leave there.
Come here.
Stop it
Stop that
Don't touch it
Don't go there
It's okay
Take

What are some of yours?

. quiet let me hear word

dynicks:
bros abeg u get 2 sure odds; make I play use help my life abeg.....una government no dey try at'all


abeg just 2.....

No! no run! U dey fear my face?..abeg bone d face; na so d face dey whether m happy or sad...

bros: 21 31 and tnx me later

graciamore:
Please nairalanders I need your help... my friend mistakenly made a transactions to the wrong bank... she is asking what possible way can she get her money back...please anyone here with the idea pleaseee... mods help me move this to front page biko

.which your friend?it's you and stop lieing to us here.

Yeye

toluwalopsy:
My husband has two big dish but are only useful for watching football and other sports. Although I'm a lover of sport but there are times one needs to change channels to watch films and other documentaries. I've persuaded him to buy GOTV but never it's only sports or PES2 He prefers.

can't you buy the GOTV for yourself, must he buy everything?

Eco99:
....

Wat kind of nonsense is this sef
...


She is 18+ she has the right to do wat ever or b wateva she wants to be

Dats y l like America

If ur 18....

U hav d right to smoke ur lungs out
U hav d right to drink yourself to death
U hav d right gamble away ur life

Technically if u ar 18+ u ar now legally qualified to b stupid...

Long live freedom..



#Eco99#

shut up!! your dirty mouth, never forget africa get culture........ you like American that's you're a still a slave till date.can't you stand on your fit alone? always looking to whites as a mentor.




slavery mentality.

I'm stranded somewhere, please 5k for T-fare I beg of you. 2038969498. UBA. May God reward you trillion folds

spotted:
online beggar.

Benjom:
What a joy... let me go look for someone to sponsor too

for where?you wey know get kobo,i get money pass you,atleast am still proud of having #500 in my account and it can get me recharge card.

if you sure you get money just credit my account now

Better mama,your song is wonderful funny and good to hear.

joeaz58:
her choice her life her business her destiny.... father Lord pls just blow the trumpet we are tired....

if you are tired,you can go no one stop you bros.....for me am not tired of anything.

majella4:
Taraba : Murderous Yandang militias men from kasuwan ladi, Nyapuli and others invaded and killed over 30 cows that belong to fulanis at Abbare town in Lau LGA of taraba.

June, 8, 2018

This is a new dimension in addition to brutal killing, burning and destruction of Hausa-fulani's  houses  taking by the dare devil men in the silent ethnic cleansing being perpetrated against the Hausa-fulanis (Muslims) across the northern part of state by the coalition of Yandang, Bachama, and pockets of Mumuye militia's

The murderous men currently eliminated over 60 people, burned down and ransacked Santuraki, Kiri, Katibu and many villages suburbs of Mayo-lope  and rendered thousands homeless.

The Capital city of Jalingo have been witnessing influx of hundreds of IDPs mostly women and children from the effected villages for the past one week on the silent on going ethnic cleansing.

The state government is still silent on this issues of the silent ethnic cleansing and door to door unprovoked attacks by  the concerted militias that made up over 4 different tribes mostly Christians.

Credit: Mustapha Gembu


Source: http://usascholarshipfree..com/2018/07/yandang-militias-attack-fulaniskill.html

hay-hay trouble again!!!

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helppppp:
Hi everyone, I have to narrate my ordeal to you all. I'm really suffering here and I'm very sad at present. No one knows this cuz I'm always jovial. Seriously I suffer a lot!

I can't even recall when I started watching porn but this week will make a complete 2 years that I have been masturbating. I felt this kind of regret when it was a year too. Please help me, I don't want it to persist again. I don't want to continue with it.

It's even got to a stage that I get aroused to anything exposure about the female. Merely looking at boobs at times, I'd have to control myself. I can't even stand a TV soft sexual act, I'd definitely be aroused. I'm hating on myself!

Before, when I engage in this act, I used to last long a little time but nowadays, I can't even stay two seconds. All I need to hear is the voice of the porn star and I'm done. I know that means I've already developed premature ejaculation (PE) .. Another one I notice nowadays is that I don't get the full control of my joystick as before, it's still standing but I feel it's lost some strength. I feel I have developed erection dysfunction (ED) also and I have never had sex before. I don't my future wife to be depressed about me!


I'm gonna be 21 in August, I don't want this thing to remain with me please help.. I have already lost enough with it. My final year result was pure rubbish, I was only lucky to make a 2.1 cuz i had had good results already in the past. Lots of times I have also contemptlated suicide or harming myself in a way to end this but I won't do that ever.

Even being in my early twenties, I'm far from being broke but I've never had a girlfriend. Just help me please!

j

God

Japhet04:
I noticed the symptoms of Vitiligo on my lips around August last year..At first it was just a small patch but subsequently it began to spread to other parts of my lip and also outside the lower lip.

I get questions everyday asking me why my lips is like that... Some assume I got burnt by acid or fire... I'm a very confident guy so I don't really allow the insults and tantrums get to me..at least I try to hide it as much as I can.. But of recent it is becoming too much and I've told myself that if the spreading continues I would have no other option than to end my life because I cannot imagine living a life of stigma, pity and neglect.. I really can't

I have met severally with dermatologists and have bought several creams and drugs but all to no avail.. The spreading did not still stop.. Not to talk of repigmenting.

This has affected my social life in many ways, I can't boldly walk up to strangers anymore because I always have this feeling that they are looking at my lips.. I no longer have female friends and I'm always withdrawn inside my shell because of it... My self esteem is down to zero. The mere thought that I will live with this forever and it will never stop spreading has made me suicidal.

I got a camouflage tattoo but it wasn't effective upon all the pain I passed through.. Now the substance I use to cope with it is hair dye which I apply before going for my law classes in the morning ... I still wonder how I will be able to practice law with this kind of lips.

Please nairalanders help me with any advice that might be helpful to save a brother.

Bros don't bother yourself over this,try and stand tall in the crowd,don't let this bother you atall....let me give you an example; when i first start to grow gray hair i hate it and always feel ashame of it but now have overcome the insults. am proud of my self.don't let vitilgo weigh you down

this is good,God please i need twins,two identical boys from you���

Sharpbobo:
GIST FROM WAKABOBO.COM


Fire has burnt down a three-bedroomed bungalow at Ezioha Okporo in Orlu Local Government Area of Imo State, leaving only a Holy Bible in its parlour unaffected.

Although there was no casualty, many found it curious that the Bible was not burnt.

It was, however, gathered that the landlord’s original company certificates, vehicles documents, his educational certificates, those belonging to his wife, and household items were all razed to ashes by the inferno.

Some of the wife’s burnt certificates mentioned were First School Leaving Certificate, Senior Secondary School Certificate, National Examination Council Certificate, National Certificate of Education and Bachelors degree in Education, among other documents.

The cause of the fire had not been ascertained as of the time of filing the report but it was gathered that the building was estimated at N10m.

Speaking with Southern City News at the scene of the incident, the landlord, Mr Vincent Ihenetu, said all the household gadgets and other valuables were gutted by the fire.

He stated that the fire started in the morning hours when no one was around in the compound, adding that he and his family members were in the compound of one his relations for a child dedication when the distress calls came.

“We are in our relation’s compound when I received calls from my neighbours, who were already inside my compound quenching the fire, that my house was on fire. Before I could get to my compound, the building had been burnt down.

“It was the manual efforts of my neighbours, friends and well wishers that the fire did not extend to the two boys’ quarters, in the front and back of the building,” he added.

Ihenetu, who hails from Umuduruoha Amaigbo in Nwangele Local Government Area of the state, further stated that he bought the building when it was under construction in 2011 and completed it.



He also told our correspondent that he came back to the building on May 7, 2018 after his kidnap and releases in 2016.

“I came back last month to re-equip the house when I saw that other people had started building around the area to avert the lonely nature of the area, which I presumed led to my Sunday, November 27, 2016 kidnap”.

Fielding questions, Ihenetu, who revealed that he was consulting with his pastors, said he was not suspecting anybody.

“There has not been any problem between any of my neighbours and my household since we came back and started living there. I have yielded to the will of God Almighty, who knows and sees all things,” he said.

Culled from>>>>https://wakabobo.com/fire-destroys-imo-residence-spares-only-bible-photos/

where is the bible pix?orelse o don't bliff.

"99 days for the thief,one day for the owner"

baba enjoy yourself jaree.

when the mighty are fallen,why are my disturbing myself over super eagle exit from world cup.






Argentina is the next

Both the pig and the cat are scammer.SARS and CP yari should fish them out for justice.






N.B,this is a lesson for everyone never belief in soothsayers and forcast from animal or human,its only God that knows tomorrow, the superior of the universe, Almighty God i bow my head for you....cuz you never fail.

Both the pig and the cat are scammer.SARS and CP yari should fish them out for justice.

Referee 4uk us up abeg,we were rubbed by referee.God dey Argentina are going no where,for the slay mama go and rest your tym don pass.

Y

i lafffff in capital letter nonsense, scammer on it again

1)#1 to $1,rather #365
2)#41 per litter of fuel,rather #145
3)forty housing estate in every state rather zero promised
4)24hrs lights,rather epileptic power supply
5)good road everywhere,rather death road everywhere.
6)good minimum wage,rather empty promised.
7)employment rather enslavement, etc.

now tell me which progress are we making? for God sake.

adekhingz:
We're coming back HOT against Iceland and Argentina........Naija, all da way!!! GO for Goals Eagles....

you think na by prayer to win iceland and Argentina is by hard working and dedication in which surfer eagle or super chicken lack,mumu team at is peak.





prayer can then follow after those two things i mentioned above

oga gan oo

magicminister:
WHY IS IT DIFFICULT FOR MOST PEOPLE TO RESPECT FRSC OFFICIALS.
THEY ARE THERE TO ENFORCE THE ROAD SAFETY LAWS.

THEY HAVE NEVER HARASSED ME BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE MY PAPERS AND EQUIPMENT INTACT.
BEING A YOUNG GUY, I AM STOPPED MOST OF THE TIMES BY POLICE AND FRSC OFFICIALS BUT I ALSO ENSURE THAT MY PAPERS ARE INTACT, MY FIRE EXTINGUINSHER IS VALID AND EVERY OTHER REQUIREMENT.

LETS BE CIVIL WITH THESE GUYS, THEY ARE ACTUALLY THERE TO HELP US.

FRSC member spotted right here.