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i dont know why guyz we keep on havin unprotected sex wit someone u dont wish to marry.when they are havin intimacy,it was sweet den.bt nw it turns bitter.

donholy28:
Na touch and follow juju me dey use

hahah dis guy na complete tallisman,abeg borow me ur juju mak i use am 4 buhari daughter(zahara buari or kiki osibanjo)

dis emeka eke like 'copy cat'dont b surprise he contest for house of rep in kogi.just lyk desmond elliot contest in lagos state.

just tel us it hapens to you,simple!stop liein dt it hapen 2 ur frnd.dont worry i wil rememba in my praya ur guy wil nt cheat on you again.

sinaj:
Thread not for me





Thank God av not reached puberty

one day u must reach puberty so dia4 learn ao 2 kip d place clean 4 guy action.

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YourMain:

hey! babe(@yourmain) do u know undastand wat i min by dt word?cuz i cn speak both arabic n english fluently.

i don't know y sum pple wil b takin paratamol 4 anoda pason headache.na she get her skin,it's non of my bisnezz!

YourMain:
Kmt. The Quran also says do not defame eachother or find faults in eachother. And if you see someone doing wrong you privately advice them. And If someone does something wrong you should make excuses for them not judge them.

So y'all are going to hell together

jazakum airah

mascot87:
Bros that thing dry like sh*t

bt we jst av 2 aprecia8 d guy na."cuz 1 man's meat is anoda man poison"2 me its funny.

CaroLyner:
I didnt laugh.cause i dont get the joke.

how you wil get d joke?wen al your eye lashes and eye brow hav bin glue 2geda.

mascot87:
Not funny at all

then show us your own dts funny,enemy of fun.

the writer,may God bless you,you inspired me.

rozayx5:
march will make it one year since a person won election , and the only new developments are a wayo budget, the dasukigate and chase, i wonder when they will even lay the foundation of their first refinery and then build their imaginative 4 refineries. Funny enough the zombies are all focused on the media trials while the economy goes to the dogs, oil fell below 30$ yesterday and this goat called buhari is investing more on oil exploration , a stupid lowlife president who cant present a common budget and used 6 months to appoint his angels, will take 200 years to build 1 km of roads. by the end of his tenure Nigerians wont be asking about dasuki or metuh but what you achieved

don't tell me APC is a govt of disapointment,we ar waitin.bt meanwhile he said he met no money in treasury.so may b he is tryin to recova sum loot.wic past govt fail 2 do for obasanjo,babangida and co.

metuh!metuh!!metuh,how many times have i call you? 3times sir! return the money now! or else.................and i can also borow you,but my interest is just #1 billion.

NemzySeries:
definitely baba.......rich pple get deir own kind of malaria......av neva seen a poor man die of cancer

NA SO MY GUY

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see this stupid he goat,must u kiss?see his thick lips like "range rover tube"you beta go for delieverance b4 you turn rapist.bcuz social media apology can't save you.all what u need is total delieverance from this your act "kissing".

NemzySeries:
dunt 4get dat wat makes d rich cry wud kill d poor ova & ova & ova again

definitely,but what i mean was that he must b burge by sumtin he can not disclose to anybody.

awesome.

no matter what"the rich also cry"

make i begin fight my oga ooo,bcuz this is an opportunity to get another job.i wil first start from toastin her daughter.

naughtynaughty:
Fr a minit I tot dis ur writeup wil neva end. Oga u don taya? Kontunu wit ur lamentation nah

hahah @naughty na tru talk na,or ar u guilty?

Just get your partners cell phone and press **61*add your number and # then send.Use a nother phone to call that line it will ring which after some seconds it will ring at yours.NOTE:He or she must have enough credit and it must not be same network.To cancel it and avoid high H.B.P press ##61# yes/ok.

wetin beautiful about her,see as she thick like "panmo"[cow skin]

am addicted to eating,sleeping,movie and lastly laziness.

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queenstll:
I day come make I chop this bread finish

baby wait ooo,let me join you with my cooked beans.