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RomanceRe: Man Exposes Lagos Big Girl With Smelly Vagina - See Funny Things He Wrote by metallisc(m): 11:31am On Mar 05, 2017
vedah:
That's me for you.

RomanceRe: Man Exposes Lagos Big Girl With Smelly Vagina - See Funny Things He Wrote by metallisc(m): 10:34am On Mar 05, 2017
vedah:
Because your ex doesn't smell, doesn't make wearing a pant for twenty four hours hygienic. There's this discharge that come out from there,(which is very normal). And I think that's where the odour emanates from. smiley
Intelligente Leute/Gespräche geben mir Orgasmus

RomanceRe: Vaseline Crew... Coman Choose Oo by metallisc(m): 10:25am On Mar 05, 2017
L0velyn:
put me in ur prayerz i need to add more flesh around my butt cry the azzzes up there are intimidating
be careful what you pray for.. when they remove those dresses, what you will see might just be crumples and rumples coupled with unsightly dark spots and stretch marks... nothing sexy or appealing about that. Ever wondered why men married to women with these kind of bodies always cheat with lekpa babes?? grin grin
RomanceRe: Nairalander Court Wedding In Pictures by metallisc(m): 8:51am On Mar 05, 2017
adadike281:
God bless your union jare. see as my fellow nairalanders just dey wed dey go, baba God, abeg pick my call.

PoliticsRe: "Niger Delta Loves Buhari, People Think We Hate Him" - Lauretta Onochie by metallisc(m): 5:29am On Mar 05, 2017
kITATITA:
Poshestmina, I am surprised. You are too enlightened and exposed for this bandwagon hatred. Buhari's only evident sin is that he defeated an incumbent in a Presidential election; the only time in Nigeria.
it appears you are more aloof than the anathema known as loud-mouth-onochie! unfortunately for you, she is paid for her buccal diarrhea and you are here wasting away in penury and sufferation!
CultureRe: 2017 Flogging Competition In Ipetu-ijesha, Osun State by metallisc(m): 10:26pm On Mar 04, 2017
Amarabae:
They must be using jazz, how can you not feel pain after that kind of flogging?

TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Celebrities At AMVCA 2017 Red Carpet (Photos) by metallisc(m): 10:23pm On Mar 04, 2017
an african event, by africans, for africans in africa, celebrating african creativity... and 99% of attendees are dressed in european/colonial standard attire! The women are all wearing fake european/caucasian hair! And tomorrow they will want respect from the world... when there is no respect of self in the first instance!!

no sense of pride or place as black africans... fela was right after all - colo-mentality!!

CelebritiesRe: Toni Tones's Dress To AMVCA 2017 Took 4 Months & It's Everything (Photos) by metallisc(m): 10:14pm On Mar 04, 2017
if only she had the beauty to match that dress! grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Spanish Government Appoints Minister Of Sex by metallisc(m): 7:53pm On Mar 03, 2017
adadike281:
lol! biko, go te kwa cassava kalaaka.
no nsogbu!! grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Spanish Government Appoints Minister Of Sex by metallisc(m): 7:11pm On Mar 03, 2017
adadike281:
cheesy lol, u no go kee me o. maka igba ji gi utu. lol
ihe imachakwa! grin grin grin grin to avoid any break in 24/7 transmission! cool

we wee die there! cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Spanish Government Appoints Minister Of Sex by metallisc(m): 6:47pm On Mar 03, 2017
adadike281:
bia k'anyi ga wa spain .
wait... ayam coming... make i find where i go buy spare cassava for replacement! grin grin
RomanceRe: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 6:10pm On Mar 03, 2017
mrgreen4real:
Guy if them don open fresh boobs and pussy wey you dey hunt for 3yrs com cover them with clothes say you no go see them again after your third leg don vex, you go beg like almajiri wey dey IDP camp

CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Rocks Calvin Klein Undies (Photo) by metallisc(m): 6:05pm On Mar 03, 2017
Lunagirl:
This girl looks good.

At least she's trying to remain relevant after her BBA journey.
she is not trying to... she is actually a well paid A-level model! not everybody models for calvin klein!

and she looks good doing it, contrary to the opinions of the people that know nothing about modelling! cool
TravelRe: Airport Workers Mishandle Travelers' Bags (Video) by metallisc(m): 6:02pm On Mar 03, 2017
ChappyChase:
Na so them take spoil my Bro three apple laptops undecided undecided
your brother is at fault then... every international airline stipulates that you should not pack your gadgets or breakables in your check-in luggage unless it is strictly cargo, where goods are handled with material specific care!
EducationRe: UNILAG Reacts To Nairaland's News Of Students Asked To Kneel Down by metallisc(m): 5:54pm On Mar 03, 2017
repogirl:
Their swift action is commendable, before some lectrurers turn the Federal university into a glorified secondary school.
my friend from before before... somebori is looking fresher than ever! cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Spanish Government Appoints Minister Of Sex by metallisc(m): 5:49pm On Mar 03, 2017
adadike281:
my bro , ifu go kwa dis kain sweet life? and d good thing is, u don't have to sell your body. just go there with your man , begin dey fvck dey go, wake up, fuvk, b4 u sleep, fvck, if u come back from d gym, my bro,fvck! screw like rabbit, born pikin full everywhere. govt will foot all d bills. nna, if not for d pangs of child birth, guy, Spain di nma iga o.

FamilyRe: How Mothers Advertise Their Daughters For Marriage In Form Of Birthday Wishes by metallisc(m): 2:11pm On Mar 03, 2017
adadike281:
that is what u will grab quickly. Ajo nwa!
ogini di?

fine, correct babe.... grin grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 2:08pm On Mar 03, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
U want some NUNU too?

Car TalkRe: Jaguar E-type Abandoned For 20 Years To Be Sold For N24million (photos) by metallisc(m): 2:01pm On Mar 03, 2017
DjAndroid:
How dem wan take fix this ride?
in four very easy steps! cool
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels And Her Mother, Rita Daniels Strike A Pose by metallisc(m): 1:51pm On Mar 03, 2017
kollynxofodile:
Oh boy

She don ripe finish

Wetin remain na to go plug am
Oshey! mr. plugger.... mr.small pin charger.... mr. electric kettle... mr pluginstein.... whedone sa!!

TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Insults Kemen Over His Kissing Pattern, Looks, In Front Of Housemates by metallisc(m): 12:57pm On Mar 03, 2017
mykelmeezy:
spread mat

*pizza and vodka*

with chicken


hits blunt

CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Used N50 Alum To Cure Her Toothache (Photos) by metallisc(m): 12:44pm On Mar 03, 2017
Flexherbal:
Some people use it to wash the other side. But, it is very bad and can cause vaginal dryness , later in life.

So many ladies have complained to me , about this.

If you have started using it already, stop.
leave that thing o! as long as it is tight we no mind... if e dry we pour ororo! grin
RomanceRe: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 12:24pm On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:
Nwayo kwa, Oma gbajie..

RomanceRe: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 11:47am On Mar 03, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Eeehnn...My NUNU is always fresh like agege bread from the over joor! tongue
Juz be careful tho..the sweetness is very ADDICTIVE cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 11:41am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:
Hahahaha. Jisie ike
no nsogbu... amúsiri m ike!! grin cheesy
CrimeRe: Lagbus Driver Flogged Mercilessly By Soldier For Danfo Driver's Offence In Lagos by metallisc(m): 11:40am On Mar 03, 2017
SuperPanther:
The soldier did very well.

I hope he flogged the daylight outa the mofo.

Wicked drivers.

CrimeRe: Lagbus Driver Flogged Mercilessly By Soldier For Danfo Driver's Offence In Lagos by metallisc(m): 11:39am On Mar 03, 2017
cummando:
Oya bring video....call names......give compensation..... Send him to prison...







Wash!!!!!!! There is a reason its called a force!
Fear is part of the job. Who will take a smiling soldier seriously. Especially these spoilt children of nowadays!!.
Nothing go do am...as nothing do the other colleagues....oops!
don't mind these LAGBUS drivers... they deserve all the flogging they get. One was giving me a 'Bleep you' sign the other day - after he nearly hit people while driving recklessly and i called him out on it... if i had a cane that day i would have followed him up and flogged the bejeezus from his soul! grin grin
RomanceRe: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 11:32am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:
O chim!! Onye ma mu ebe a?
Nodikwa there! cheesy ihea wúkwa 2017 ka anó!
CareerRe: Janet John, 23-Year-Old Soldier Who Has Won Heart Of Online Users by metallisc(m): 11:28am On Mar 03, 2017
vayne:
Huge camel toe
camel toe ni, zebra knee ko...you will soon end up with monkey yanshh! grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: 7 Ways To Make Money With Your Car by metallisc(m): 9:56am On Mar 03, 2017
SIRKAY98:
When i used my car for picking passengers
Ikeja lastma caught with me and collected N10,000
first class mugu! e pele o!! grin grin grin
TravelRe: Passengers Burnt Beyond Recognition In Obollo Afor, Enugu Road (Graphic Photos) by metallisc(m): 9:52am On Mar 03, 2017
YOUNGrapha:
YES EVERYBODY MUST DIE BUT CERTAINLY NOT THIS WAY.....RIP TO ALL
it doesn't matter how you die... all die, be die! dazzalll!!!!
EducationRe: Rachel Dolezal Changes Her Name To Nkechi Amare Diallo by metallisc(m): 9:43am On Mar 03, 2017
petermungai:
I wish you could have taken kenyan name instead of this from poor nigerians,take name like Njeri,Wambui,wangari mathaai,names of sunstance
sorry... i just want to confirm, are those names of diseases or forest leaves?! cool cool

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