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Bashnigga:
Mexyz.....mehn hw fa I yaff mizz u zo mush ,good to hv u back
Na 36 gun salute we need o, coz dat's like hw long u were gone
Yahooooo!!! We gonna parry........drinks & chicks on the houz, FLEX TIGHT
Mornin' & Happy Sunday fellaz

Boss I dey o, na real owners of my phone collect their thing o. Am fully back now sha, oya 36 gun salute to you all. Enjoy the sunday friends.

Chriswazo:
, learn am fast o cos we need more of ur inputs. In addition to the 3 names u have there, let me help u 2 recognize more people that we can't do without here viz: segunk1, Mandibeauty, Christly99, Tobijoshua, cutestcuty84, sparkle4u, preciousify, Knacker, iamwizzle, habby03, philgbee, holuwakore, gunners160, Genea and few more that i can't recall now. I honor you all for being active here.

Lol..learning fast boss and thanks for the names. To all the monikers mentioned, a big thank you to you guys for keeping the thread alive with valuable inputs, jokes and many more, really appreciate all the efforts.

Say hello to the man of the year...Lost my phone to some fast fingers on the 23rd of last month,decided to wait for the festive season to pass before getting a new phone. Got to computer village on the 5th Jan only to discovered that the prices of phones were competing with the price of a brand new 2017 range rover sport. I jejely find my square root(if there's anything like that).....Decided to gather enough money before making the journey again, which I did yesterday (Saturday) got a phone now brothers and sisters..lol. Am back for good, so many mentions especially from this thread,good to know we now know each other so well that we immediately notice it when one of us is not as frequent as before. So many new members here, anyways una welcome. Bashnigga, mrletsgo,bussiboi,chriswazo, etc and all dem pretty ladies that kept here alive while I was away, 21 gun salute to you guys... una thank you. Me I don finally land for good, oya Bashnigga organize the welcome party. Merry Christmas and happy new year in ARREARS. Abeg make una overlook any typo error, I still dey learn how to use the phone..

Richy4:
WOW!! Was the legs Macdonald or KFC

Lol...na you know oo

Beautiful.... The girl set well and her legs na takeaway. ...






Aniker what do you think? Should I come with our ring also?

Abeg na wetin dey happen for our banks oo? I try to withdraw from ATM dem decline, oya I waka enter inside bank make I use withdrawal slip, after like 3hrs for queue GTB dey tell me say na only 5k I fit take from my money... shuo, from my own money again? Bro Agabzy welcome jare, oya which state you prefer to go? slots still dey for Kano, nasarrawa and Enugu.

E be like say na 'We' uniben graduates get here oo...Just observing those picking two states from the same geopolitical zones, most of them are doing everything to avoid the northern part of naija, unknown to them they are actually giving NYSC reasons to post them to FAR NORTH....Sparkle4u abeg upload your pic, you be like person wey I know cause I know a lot of ENL(2016 set).

Preciousify:
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Hmmmmm!
This ur personal welcome eh,no be here oooo.
Whose property are u talking about?

To welcome you personally shows how important you are oo. I'm talking about MY OWN PROPERTY.

Preciousify:
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Lol.
So ur eyes sharp like eagles eyes...
Ok.
Ella.
Fed poly bida.
2016.
Enugu, Abuja, Akwa ibom and Lagos.

Don't blame the eyes, always super active when good things are around. welcome, oya come close so I can welcome you personally. Bro Bashnigga, thou shall not covet another man's property.

preciousify I sight you, oya introduce yourself to the house na... meanwhile after the introduction just come sit near me, I don reserve space for you.

segunk1:
Welcome ma'am, come sit beside me, wish you to be one of the best active Miss member in our midst.

Cc:Philgbeee
Chriswazo,
Busieboi,
Bashnigga,
Mexyz. Please welcome her and do the needful as the ministry is moving.

I just dey look you with my corner eyes, guy's go come you go say make bussieboi give them back bench, you see girl now your eyes dey chuk. zinnychy, you finished 2015 and going for service 2017, what happened?

statistical:
Where are my UNN graduates, let form the tent of super lion and lioness here. We rocks!!!!
BATCH A will be a hit back-2-back by Gods grace.

Ogun/Lagos/Oyo/Ekiti.

Make una no quote me oooo...!

See this one o, lions and lionese ko, elephants and hippo ni.... Guy na Kano you dey go, this one you carry one region like say the DG of NYSC na your uncle.

segunk1:
Lol, dem tell u say me I fat shebi, why you no carry screw driver omo oleh.

Lol....

YUNGLURD:
abi, 5months to dis time no be akamu

One FULL YEAR for house after school? haba

Philgbeee:
no b only wire..u no go like carry beer follow us

Even if na Pepsi bottle, all na still carry na..lol

YUNGLURD:
i bliv say e no go fit pass may

Guy may far oo...

YUNGLURD:
May come be lyk say na 5yrs time...make xmas come n go fast jare.

Wait ooo, na May be our service time?

Philgbeee:
you muscle to carry speaker

Lol...that na big no for me o. I no fat, kosi muscle rara but I fit carry the wires follow Una sha.. I try na

Philgbeee:
oganla Tuale oo..show dey

me sef go like attend if show dey oo... make I know the type of show first.

fulaniHERDSman:
this APC scam government birthed all these fake and scam engagement nonsense

Ayam not understanding you again oo, you now complain more than the wailers... This recession don really reach your side.

QuotaSystem:
It boils down to the characteristics of their suitors and nature of both marriages.

The older daughter got re-married to a relatively unknown and significantly older suitor who appears conservative by his demeanor, with relatively no social media presence.

Zahra on the other hand, herself a stylish personality and darling of social media, got married to another quite popular and flamboyant personality in Ahmed from the popular Indimi clan, who gained SM notoriety when he posted his account balance of $100 million a few years ago. His sisters Adama (rumored to have dated D'banj) and the others are also popular SM personalities with thousands of followers, and the fact that popular vendors catered for the event boosted its profile as well. The result was not surprising.

The first wedding just underlines the simplicity and humility of the Buharis despite their presidency, which was diluted in the second wedding by the wealth, popularity and flamboyance of the Indimis.

who else would have something to say if not you, at the end of your post you still found a way to defend Buhari as if you were the wedding planner. 21 gun salute to you o, you and sarki are really doing a wonderful job here.

KissChrix:
You earn a salary of #35000 and buy a car of #1million


Will the car maintain itself?


Dumbness at its peak

Your head is there jare, he is smart as a thief but not intelligent...

segunk1:
You guys yaf come again ooh why can't you tell us in full details how to use the 1k to make 200k rather than directing us to PM you, explain here and let everyone learn if its legal and not dubious movement.

All I see is eemu eemu emu in another dimension.

na you dey mind the guy, see as him talk am like say him get the 200k somewhere wey him go dey give people if people decides to investment the 1k. shior

nkemjikachekwas:
i think i am within the bracket by hope i mean as a fresh graduate hope service sure for me

Haba bros, service na SURE THING as a graduate within the age required bro.

bussieboi:
Hahahaha the moniker dat must nor be quoted nairaland voldermort bad gang moniker

Bros I just tire for that moniker oo

nkemjikachekwas:
chekwas
economics
mouau, 2016

but SHA O i get hope bah?

Hope for wetin? Brother if you don reach 45, no hope again oo... hope you dey within the age bracket for service?

Chriswazo:
How? wetin be her moniker?

Bros I no fit remember o but she's a uniben graduate.. check between page 20-23, you go see her there... no go quote her oo

E get some people here wey person no dare quote o if not anti spam bot go knack your moniker correct ban... quoted one lady here just to explain somethings to her, naso I use collect ban o.

bussieboi:
mexyz don't worry, meet me after church, so we can declare wrong tithe

na me be head treasurer

rub mybaq, I go rub ur own

Lol... oya na make we wait make church close first.

mrletsgo:
Kay Z na u b dat?

Who be Kay z?