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mandibeauty:
lol... Mexyz... Na me n u.. I don come d gate.. Where u dey?

correct babe, oya open door enter, I dey wait for you for my room

mandibeauty:
lol... Mexyz... Na me n u.. I don come d gate.. Where u dey?

correct babe, oya open door enter, I dey wait for you for my room

I just dey look chriswazo as him wan reap from where him no sow....Noticed a princess on mandibeauty's profile, didn't even know she(mandibeauty) was the one,now chriswazo don go tru backyard go talk to her.....Patiently waiting for christly99.

mandibeauty, I ve found my missing rib on your profile pic oooooo.... The beauty with the "Have" is doing me one kind for belle.... my eyes got lightened up immediately I saw her face, see as God dash one person that kind beauty and smile... Abeg mandibeauty make we see for outside gate, I need to discuss something important with you.

Mustack:
Hehehe jobless nigga

Hahahaha... This Arsen Wenger dey hide smoke Osogbo weed.

cutestcuty84:
you Dont like rat urine mixed with colouring

Haba, you never start work you wan poison my guy...Mustack nawa for you sef, people dey request for better drinks na bottle water you see...Ehen my dear cutestcuty84, give me BEST(cream) and a plate of hot nkwobi.

cutestcuty84:
I dey here o...if I tell u wetin my eyes don see for the past few days enhhh untop employment mata and I no just get time for phone..m just tired of sitting at home as fashion school never click.Na so someone carry me go see one woman who needed a P.A.....I was happy but on getting dere,chaii na peppersoup and nkowbi madam dey sell.to even think some uneducated fellows were already calling fine geh dis.,fine geh that...can u imagine!!!.make I con dey use bsc in Masscomm sell nkwobi ...I just taya

make I con dey use bsc in Masscomm sell nkwobi ...I just taya..... #falls from mango tree# This babe wan use laugh finish my enemy, even momcy dey ask me wetin happen..... Just imagine wetin dem don turn graduates to for our dear country. Abi the person wey carry you go there no know say you just finished school?

soberdrunk:
Sometimes i wonder if there are sex styles a pastor isnt allowed to engage in, i cant imagine my pastor doing the same style i use "crouching tiger holding protector"

This your style na killer style o

soberdrunk:
Sometimes i wonder if there are sex styles a pastor isnt allowed to engage in, i cant imagine my pastor doing the same style i use "crouching tiger holding protector"

This your style na killer style o

Angelswt:
okay, I KINDLY
object

Lol, holuwakore did you hear her? You just waka enter another person farm wan begin harvest cassava when you no even know when we clear bush talk more of planting the cassava.. oya face your front nowww. Angelswt darling, this your moniker looks familiar, don't really have the time to go tru your posts now but am sure you were on the uniben 2012/2013 admission thread with the likes of Susan,lyndx,myself and some other monikers I can't remember now.

ardeypearlz:
Lol.. I already introduced myself though.

Hello everyone!!!

OK, maybe that was when I was on my forced sabbatical... welcome

[quote author=dominicnuel post=53336043][/quote]correct guy..welcome

ardeypearlz,pluviophile and dominicnuel pls introduce yourselves and stop peeping before I lock una outside now.

holuwakore:
Shey Na Uniben get dis place ni, am not understanding again ooo.... angelswt Abi na sweetangel Oya welcome o, u fine no be small o... permission to be merged with u...

Guy back off, Angelswt has been taken.

bussieboi:
So, knowing fully well during camp, we would be obligated to join at least one group, be it red cross, or any other

Think it would be wise if someone who has an idea the available groups and what they entail

Person like me, I go like d one wey dey meet once a month for cds

Cc: chriswazo, bashnigga, philgbeee, knacker, mexyz, mrletsgo, tobijoshua, Segundo, sparkle4u, iamwizzle

Na Red Cross I dey eye.

Angelswt:
thank you dear... lol

you're welcome. uniben graduates just dey everywhere for this thread, we too much o.

knacker:
U still dey beg supervisor ? Supervisor ko superman ni

I no Just know wetin the man dey feel.

Angelswt:
thank you dear

Oya make una clear road make better person enter house... Angel oya come and have your seat.

sparkle4u:
When you did the normal clearance, did you submit any requirements in exams and record and student affairs? Have you pay for the transcript and processing fees 2k and 5k respectively?. When did you do your clearance?
See, if you have done all your clearance before, you can get your SOR that same day.

Thanks, I think I ve answers to my questions now, made all the necessary payments already. That one wey supervisor dey talk na him own, off to collect my SOR.

sparkle4u:
Have you submit the requirements for collection of SOR, if yes, it takes a day.
I collected mine that same day before 12pm.

No I ve not, just did the normal clearance and left. Just want to know how long it will take to collect the SOR and do the NYSC REG.

Bashnigga or any other uniben graduate here, how long did it take you guys to get the SOR? I no just understand the language wey my supervisor for work dey speak... the man no wan give me some days off.

segunk1:
Hmmm! Tiff see his nose.

lol, na your own be that too?

knacker:
ooh u r amongst d ghostmoders...


Fine geh like u dey ghost? Oya intro n get merged asap

So na merging dey onboard now? oya since me and Tpresh dey available, merge us sharperly... no wasting of time

knacker:
ooh u r amongst d ghostmoders...


Fine geh like u dey ghost? Oya intro n get merged asap

So na merging dey onboard now? oya since me and Tpresh dey available, merge us sharperly... no wasting of time

bussieboi:
Ow fr
Omo for dat phone
The thing do me too oh
I no fit cry
J7 wey be 77k dat kin October wey I start to dey save for phone turn 100k over night

Brother the thing weak me, even used phones price dey compete with brand new phones.

bussieboi:
Na so my name bussieboi take hard to spell correctly ni Am confused oh

Bros no vex o...lol

segunk1:
No my brother its not sparkle4u, its either you have gone against the rules.

Didn't break any rule, am very sure it was her moniker but this one no be wetin person go dey drag jare. Sparkle4u hope you never vex? that was just a friendly reply not meant to get you angry. Good morning to everyone here.

habbyy03:
that mexyz will not stay on his lane nw oo....

Lol... boss take am easy o, she's yours sir.

It seems it was sparkle4u that I quoted that got me my first ban on nairaland. make I give that moniker distance small.

Bashnigga:
Uniben started since Oct 2016 & has even stopped manual reg for 2017 NYSC batch A

As I read this thing finish my heart skipped a bit. Na tomorrow I wan enter Benin oo....Bashnigga no joke with me oo

Bashnigga:
Uniben started since Oct 2016 & has even stopped manual reg for 2017 NYSC batch A

As I read this thing finish my heart skipped a bit. Na tomorrow I wan enter Benin oo....Bashnigga no joke with me oo

mandibeauty:
welcome God father don't leave us again u hear

Thanks ma, I won't leave again.

segunk1:
Welcome back bro, this is your reserved agbalumo, if you like u can share with others but they ve all had before sharr.

Lol, big boss thanks o. I don't mind sharing the agbalumo with christly99.

christly99:
welcum back brotherly. I missed u personally. cum lemme teach u how to use that new phone

Thanks ma, missed you and everyone on this thread. I seriously don't mind you teaching me personally as per the phone.

WizBLANCE:
God help Nigerian students and the NYSC program. Am a fresh graduate but have been a ghost member here for years. I feel sick with this scheme call NYSC but chose to hang my hope on grace. I'm yet to justify the point that 2015 graduates are still queueing for a program they should have done and forgotten last year.
The shit call NYSC don't have to last for eternity. If it is a must, they should consider shortening the duration to at least 6 months or less (my personal opinion) the shorter the better. Time is a precious commodity and spending a century queueing for NYSC and another century at the primary place of assignment is not a good plan for vibrant youths like us.
#God bless Nigeria students.
#God bless our hustle.

2015 graduate? Guy this delay must be from your institution, don't think there's any uniben 2015 graduate that's yet to serve.

NYSC MOBILIZATION TIME TABLE FOR 2017 BATCH A;
1. 2017 batch A pre-mobilization workshop 21st jan-24th Jan
2. Briefing/sentization of final year students/ prospect corps members 4th February- 14th February
3. Display of list of all approved programmes for insti on NYSC portal for cross checking 4th-14th February
4. Collation of prospective corps producing institution CPIs 21st February-1st March
5. Submission/ uploading of senate/ Academic Board approved Result for full/ part-time graduates and Revalidation lists by CPIs 4th March-16th March
6. Uploading of correct lists by corps producing institution 17th march- 27th March
7.online delivery of print outs to corps producing institution CPIs 2nd April- 10th April
8. Deployment & printing of callup letters by ICT Dept 14th-20th April
9. Notification/ online printing of call-up letters 21st-26th April
10. 2017 Batch ' A' orientation course ( Stream 1) 28th April- 16th May
11. 2017Batch A orientation course( stream 11) 25th June- 14th July




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