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Trina0936:
don't be pained. I never find your own button but maybe soon, who knows?

Lol.... Add me on WhatsApp, I need to know more about your profile pic.

Trina0936:
My dear,dont blame them! Blame the shameless and silly whores who are lazy to make a decent living. Even back in school,I always used my money to get favor from guys. Like my course rep I took out for lunch once,the mumu no sabi say I wanted him to help me beg a lecturer that he was close to so that I could pass a course. He taught it was free meal,oshofree! The other one was to help me with one tough assignment like that!
Wise girls don't beg, they make men beg them! Lol

For your mind now u don get guys mumu button abi?

I'm here hoping and praying that it won't become a waste of time, just graduated last month and some of my guys from secondary school that didn't further with me are making a hell of money out there while am as broke as any other thing now. Baba God abeg no let me regret going to school o.

blueto:
Forgive me if someone has earlier posted this.

FIRST SEMESTER
Sunday, October 9, 2016: Old/Fresh students return to Campus

Monday, October 10 – Friday, October 14, 2016: Screening/Medicals of Fresh students begins.

Monday, October 17, 2016: Registration for Old/Fresh students begins.

Wednesday, October 19 – Friday, October 21, 2016: Orientation for Fresh students.

Monday, October 24, 2016: Lecture for Old/Fresh students begins.

Friday, November 11, 2016: Registration of Old/Fresh students ends.

Monday, November 14 – Friday December 2, 2016: Late Registration of students (Penalty fees for late registration must be paid).

Friday, December 2, 2016: Last day for add and delete.

Saturday, December 10, 2016: Matriculation of fresh students.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016 - Monday, January 2, 2017:
Christmas break.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017: All students return to Campus.

Friday, January 27, 2017: Temporary withdrawal/Deferment of Studies end.

Friday, January 27, 2017: Lectures end.

Monday, February 6, 2017: First semester exams begin.

Friday, February 24, 2017: End of First semester exams.

Saturday, February 25, - Saturday 11th March, 2017: First semester break.

Monday, March 13 – Friday, March 17, 2017: Uploading and release of all First semester results by Faculties.

Wednesday March 29, 2017: Senate considers First semester results.

SECOND SEMESTER

Sunday, March 12, 2017: All students return to Campus

Monday, March 13, 2017: Lectures begin.

Friday, June 16, 2017: Submission of all Final Year undergraduate projects to HODs.

Friday, June 16, 2017: Lectures end.

Monday, June 19, 2017: Second Semester exams begin.

Friday, June 30, 2017: Second semester exams end.

Saturday, July 1, - Saturday 23rd September, 2017: Long vacation (12 weeks).

Monday, July 17, - Friday, July 21, 2017: Upload and release of all results.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017: Senate consideration of all results (2016/2017).

Sunday, September 24, 2017: 2017/2018 Academic session begins, as students return to Campus

blueto, something is wrong with this calendar, check the dates between the ending of 1st semester and beginning of 2nd semester and make the necessary corrections or you try to get the amended one.

Trying not to laugh but I can't just help it. Why the woman sef go dey talk that kind thing for this kind period? You dare not mention Bu talk more of adding hari in my house now, popsy no wan hear that name at all.

Just went through the other thread provided by bloodykiller, TonyeBarcanista you should be ashamed of yourself... So you are now back to the PDP you ridiculed in that thread? The same PDP that can't be reformed and full of criminals? someone even called you a praise singer and boy-boy blogger and he also said you will change mouth once money exchange hands. He was right after all.... I dey shame on your behalf Tonye.

No need wasting money to feed him in the prison, one bullet to the forehead will do the magic.

kahal29:
That's my Prof Talking.. How I wish PMB will bring you and Soludo on board to take over from Emefiele and Udoma Udoma. While you take charge of CBN and monetary policies, Soludo takes over the planning ministry together with the fiscal policies of the government. The two of you will now complement the efforts of Kemi the Finance Minister who be doing her normal book keeping job as a chartered accountant and also presiding over FAAC meetings where revenues are shared.

Bros why relegating OUR dear Kemi to only book keeping? not fair oo

ajalawole:
how much u take stake bro. On which site please help a friend ooo

Na #100 I stake oo. I predict my games myself.

Whizzdom:
Depositing your money in the bank is not gambling.
Gambling is when you stake your money or something of value to play a game, which in the end, you may lose (lose all the money) or win.
But when you deposit your money in the bank, you are not losing the money if interest is not added to it.

Tell that to my dad that lost hundred of thousands in ALLSTATES TRUST BANK.

Gambling can be addictive, yes but those bible quotes up there has nothing to do with gambling? if they are then I see no reason why I should invest in stocks and expect higher returns, I should be contented with my money and not invest at all.... Let nobody deceive you, no one is ever contented with what he/she has, even Carlos slim is still looking for ways to add to his massive wealth..





Anyhow sha, make Giligham play over 1.5 make I go collect 18k use hold body this week.. no time.

Tokziby:
Did u actually read the post or u just make up ur own? Can u kindly read it again, and check where 4-2 was written in the message above? He said messi chipped Manuel Neuer, if u can still remember that Boateng disgrace by Messi last year? That was where he chipped Neuer. And the 1-1 he was referring to was the daylight robbery by Uefalona in 2009 2nd leg semi-final that Iniesta scored at the dying minutes at Stamford Bridge officiated by that Devil man called Tom Henning Ovrebo... so he is 100% correct.

You are obviously a Chelsea fan.... I rep blues too

thedarkside:
go back to work,and stop waiting for foreigners to dash you free dollars....

do you know how embarassing it is to be told by a white-man that my black-brother like to beg for money..??..

go back to work!!..and stop relying on papers........

you produce nothing,but you want to have everything...!!!....tahhhhh...

What's this one saying? my friend go and sleep...

GoldenJAT:
and just less than 2 yrs ago...no1 was telling Jonathan 2 restructure,just like our politicians that love jumping from 1 party 2d other once their party is not in power.what will happen if we all face this situation we find ourselves in 2geta as a nation and look 4 ways 2 overcome it?AND I ASK...WHAT EXACTLY DO WE WANT TO RESTRUCTURE?we just av misplaced priorities!restructing wont solve any problem now..rather it will cause more turmoil and unrest...JONATHAN really went out of his way 2 please so many people.the situation we find ourselves in..is exacly what some countries will use in propelling themselves 2d next level.YEYE DE SMELL.

Oga the country needs restructuring, you can't be wiser than those in the system... They now know that our country can't move forward with the way things are, this is the time to restructure this country, the era of robbing Peter to pay Paul should stop...... Take a good look at the analogy he gave up there, if they (sokoto) don't like alcohol, why taking from it proceeds?

Zico5:
Recession, this is the main issue with our economy, we totally dependent on imported goods with minimal export except for oil forgetting that the prosperity of a nation is its resources output. The main solution is to go back to our agriculture. We should stop allude our failure to the government cos that will change nothing. We need proper orientation for sustainable economy.

Can you guys just rest a little about this agriculture rants? we should stop alluding our failures to the government, then who do we allude them to? Is the environment conducive enough for agriculture to thrive? At least we have farmers in the country, how many are millionaires r talk more of being a billionaire? This politicians keep telling us to go back to agriculture while they loot the common wealth of the nation and some people like you also comes online to shout about this agriculture nonsense.... Even those in the agriculture line are shouting also, or have you not heard that poultry owners now ration the feeds of their birds,pigs,fishes and what have you. Hope you read the article very well, if all the factors listed by the author that led to this high inflation are corrected then I see no reason why we can't come out of this situation... In summary, Let the government make policies that are suitable and favourable for investors and business owners, not the on and off policies that they have been doing for over one year now.




Good morning.

OYAY:
This shows how bereft of good intent of Nigeria you are!!! So your bank account will be credited with huge amount of money if you continue to read bad news about Nigeria every seconds right? You need to be pitied.

Brother no sane human being is really happy with the way things are going, but there seems not to be a dim of light at the end of the tunnel... Nigerians are dying of hunger, companies are shutting down, entrepreneurs are closing shops and millions of Nigerians are out of job. Should we fold our hands and watch our beloved nation sink into the abyss?

So this place has been turned to a battle ground? am not surprised anyway cause it has always been like that over the years just that this one is a new record... success to all aspirants and wish you all a stress free(that's if its possible) session.

This period wey people dey look for money na una introduce this kind thing... You go begin see two able youths dey pursue rat for street dey shout "na me first see the rat, na my own".... God help us o. Another job opportunity for youths, na only God go help us for this Buhari period cause the kind job opportunities wey dem dey push to youths is something else. From rat killers to masquerade dressers... Oluwa wagba o..

All missiles being fired here are directed to that thief called Saraki, we seems to be overlooking the incorruptible and a saint appointed by our Bubu to head DSS mentioned in the report. So the head of our secret service is also a thief?

E clear say uniben no wan admit any student for medicine and surgery. 311 for what na?

Uniben's cutoff marks for various departments.... All the best.

Until you guys start dropping dead on the street as a result of hunger then I won't believe this rubbish. You have been in the national Assembly since 2003, that place na your papa house?

madenigga:
Jonathan has become great to u over night...
it seems d suffering is really hitting u hard

Lol.. brother pls don't blame him o, the change is really resetting some brains o. God help us all

brostheo:
bro I had to wait till a week to exams before I was cleared,not after i was relocated to education


bro that semester result was bloody

I fully understand bro, seeing uniben as an outsider is like the school is heaven on earth, not until you get into the system to know the stress her students goes through from the very first day of clearance to the last day of dropping your pen as an undergraduate. Keep up the good/hard work bro, you will be out of there in no distant time. All the best.

brostheo:
I pity those admitted into uniben here tho,running from auditorium to main gate,from main gate to here.You get to auditorium by 5am,you not even among the first 50 on the line. Una go hear am for physical clearance!!

all uniben peeps here can relate to this

Lol... its obvious you're a uniben student. I can relate though and its even more than what you described there... Thank God it's over now.

omenka:
Reno is just one redundant oaf, and so are those who agree with him. We have seen people call Buhari even worse names than a dog.

It is one thing to call someone a dog and it is another to call a dog someone and then go ahead to write the the person's name on it- all this in a peaceful environment.

Had Buhari been a tyrant, no one would waste their time suing the idiot- they would simply throw his sorry ass in jail and have his dog swallow the keys.

I wonder why he didn't name his dog after his father- abi him like Buhari pass him papa??

Here comes the Chief resident zombie himself.. I greet you o

I followed this thread from page 1 to this place, so this is what you guys experience in a relationship? I don't think I will be able to handle it. make I kukuma stay put for now. I no want hear say monkey born 3, 4 die.

Trina0936:
Scared already?? Lol Only a sissy would depend on a woman's wealth not real men!

OK...

Trina0936:
Deceive who?? Pls there are already millions of people in MMM and more would join! What does networking have to do with gold digging?? Olodo rabata

I think I need to leave you at this point, you don't want me to troll you here. You won't like it o.. #peace#

Trina0936:
Gold digger spotted!

Lol... who's the gold digger here? me or you? Have you asked yourself what they do with your money for you to be getting 30% every month? and you want deceive other nairalanders into that scam.

Wow..40 just now? if this guy were to be a footballer, he probably would claim 25 years.. Happy birthday and more fruitful years ahead for you.