₦airaland Forum

cutestcuty84:
You that is very notorious for heart-smatching.....dont let me open ur yansh outside o.ehen

Jisos, heart-smashing bawo? I've never broken anybody's heart here o.

bussieboi:
I don dey find u Mexyz as security man I can prosecute u

Them say u follow still ballot box for page 499 against election

Come and defend ur self

Ha! Me no even know wen dem organise the election talk more of snatching ballot boxes.

IpobExposed:
but if liepods (developers) see him now they will just kidnap him and sell him to other football clubs

Guy this your madness don enter another level o. Pls look for a cure urgently.

Mustack:
You no say na me nominate you... So no joke with that thing ohh.

Choi, bros thank you oo...21 gun salute sir. I will discharge my duties without fear or favour to a particular group. We all will enjoy my tenure.

Chriswazo:
Lol, cutestcuty84 should be responsible, she doesn't want you as her counterpart.

I knew it, the way she quickly attacked me this morning, I sensed something was wrong somewhere. Cutestcuty84, let me remind you that am now in control of the national vault, coordinate yourself if you wan see small money chop o. Lol

cutestcuty84:
beta before I unleash my anger.....

Shuo, unleash bawo, just for that small mistake? Is that how you use to do?

cutestcuty84:
no dey hope abeg

Ermm, abeg no come use your reggae spoil my blues o, allow that babe answer me with clear mind....

JIGGERNAPPY:
NEWS HOUR

The Nairaland NYSC Forum NNF, worried over the new President Junki04 says he might be sick

Senate, says it is too early to vouch for the impeachment of the Newly sworn in President

Minister of Woman affair acquires a new NYSC tennis Shoe

Presidency appoints Myxyz as the Central Bank Governor, Ministers not pleased

Minister Mandibeauty, not active says NNF

Angelswt appointed as the Minister of Culture and Tourism

We'll go on commercials when we return we'll tell you more

Abeg let's clarify something here, na me be Central bank Governor abi wetin? if yes, abeg spell that moniker well now if you wan receive your salary this month. come to think of it, who are the ministers that are not happy, I need to know them,no money for their agency this month.

Errrrmmmm, cutestcuty84, no be you I bn wan quote o.

cutestcuty84:
minister of finance?..not bad not bad

See this guy o, who go vomit sugar wey dem put for him mouth. I need that post before I make my move on Ardeypearlz,I dey eye that babe seriously.

JIGGERNAPPY:
Swearing In Ceremony
The Immediate Past President, (Uzeba) GCFR

The vice President GCON (Eze Knacker 1)

The Senate President (exeasy )

The Minister of Works (yureyes)

The Comptroller General of NAFDAC (Segunk1)

The Minister of information (Lai Bashnigga)

The Minister of Transport to Camp (mandibeauty)

The Cheif of Security (Bussieboi)

The Chief of Air Staff (Aspdrone)

The of EFCC (mustack)

The Attorney General and Minster of Justice (Jiggernappy)

The Minister Of Women affair (Chriswazo)

The minister of Education (Christly99)

The Minister for Foreign Affairs (Itzwizzle)

The minister of finance (cutestcutie84)

The Director General of NYSC (Chumaster), all protocols observed,

i welcome you all to this great ceremony, and as the Chief Justice of the Nairaland NYSC federation (NNF)

I hereby install Junki04 as the new president of NNF


Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,
Et al

So am not worthy of a post abi? Lol, oya when is the swearing in?

We prayed,fasted for NYSC to fix their mobilization timetable, God finally answered our prayers and now y'all don't want to go with stream 1 again. Make una no make me vex o, I fit just inform NYSC to postpone the camping indefinitely.

Davidtolu:
@Mexyz no com dey play with ds kind thing 4 real life

Lol, bros. on vex.

BREAKING NEWS.......... NYSC SUSPEND 2017 ORIENTATION EXERCISE DUE TO NON PASSAGE OF 2017 BUDGET BY THE SENATE

The national youth service corps, (NYSC) has suspended the proposed NYSC orientation camp scheduled to commence on the 23rd of May 2017 indefinitely.
According to the news agency of Nigeria, NAN, this was disclosed in a statement by the NYSC director of press and public relations Mrs. Abosede Aderibigbe in Abuja yesterday during a press briefing by the NYSC ahead of the preparation to the 2017 orientation course which she attributed to the non availability of funds occasioned by the non passage of the 2017 appropriation bill which also contains the budget of the NYSC for the 2017 mobilization exercise. She stressed that a new date will be communicated to all prospective corps members in due course when the federal executive council ( FEC ) and the national Assembly resolved the lingering issues bothering on the effective passage and implementation of the 2017 budget.
She however, stressed that the NYSC will do anything within her powers to ensure a successful orientation course in the shortest possible time as talks is currently ongoing with the various arms of government and relevant stakeholders concerned and urge all PCMs to remain calm as NYSC is on top of the issue and will communicate a new date to all PCMs for the orientation course.
Meanwhile, all effort to reach the director general of NYSC, Brig. Gen. Suleiman Kazaure at press time prove abortive as all calls placed across his phone were not picked nor returned at press time. Vanguard gathered
It was at this point, I woke up all to discovered that I was DREAMING all along. Lolzzz
Abeg I dey LAGOS If you vex well well, carry your canvass when you don buy in preparations for camp take stone me. I go gladly take am
Good evening fellow PCMs.

Just imagine am the sole supplier of those caps in the 3rd pic. I don hammer be that o.

TrapQueen77:



Oohkie...my gown don ready sha..bumabae1 are u coming too?

You wan wear this kind gown go the guy wedding, your plan na to pursue everybody there that day so only you go finish the jollof rice abi?

Mustack:
alright. just make it know to all members

Alright boss.

Mustack,don't you think this WhatsApp thing should wait till when we receive our CUL? The groups can come up then with everyone getting into their respective state of service WhatsApp group. #justanopinion#

knacker:
King Uzeba
Ur attention is needed to d allegations levelled against u here

But as d First King of dis Thread n 2017 batch A pcms

A king crowned can not be dethroned until his tenure runs out

So pls u all shud wait till page 500 to dethrone him n crown a new one ....

Cc
Cutestcuty84
GentleLord
Elders of dis thread
Chriswazo
Segunk1
Mrletsgo
Bashnigga
Bussieboi
Philgbee
Mexyz
Christly99
Angelswt
Sparkle4u
Mandibeauty
Phunkposh
Et al

100% in support of this, HRH uzeba must finish his reign... BTW, happy birthday Chriwazo,God bless you with more fruitful years of celebration and also give you and mandibeauty the same state and ppa..

knacker:
King Uzeba
Ur attention is needed to d allegations levelled against u here

But as d First King of dis Thread n 2017 batch A pcms

A king crowned can not be dethroned until his tenure runs out

So pls u all shud wait till page 500 to dethrone him n crown a new one ....

Cc
Cutestcuty84
GentleLord
Elders of dis thread
Chriswazo
Segunk1
Mrletsgo
Bashnigga
Bussieboi
Philgbee
Mexyz
Christly99
Angelswt
Sparkle4u
Mandibeauty
Phunkposh
Et al

100% in support of this, HRH uzeba must finish his reign... BTW, happy birthday Chriwazo,God bless you with more fruitful years of celebration and also give you and mandibeauty the same state and ppa..

Date fixed and am yet to get anything, even the medical certificate sef... God help me o

mustack, na your babe be that?

Odingo1:
Who told you that Imo and Abia is excluded,did you see any list of eligible states in the advert

Go back and read the advert, states were put there.

Not holding brief for the man though but if we're to follow what comes out from most women mouths when they're angry,one will end up committing murder. That aside,a responsible man should learn how to leave the house when the wife starts her madness, it shows maturity.





Just take a look at how she tried to play the innocent Victim by going to the media first.

Eghosagraviti:
Yes bros. No be you be that Ecostat guy?

I greet you boss, me na Banking & Finance oo not Ecostat.

So NYSC is planning on how to take my MAY salary away from me? e no go work o, I must collect that salary.

Chriswazo:

oga am yet to understand ur person o .
Nice speech by btw

Lol, its obvious that Gentlelord was/is a member of kegite club. Love their way of communication though.

Eghosagraviti:
which one be zero money again? Lol.

Same Eghosa from uniben's 2012/2013 admission thread?

Erngie:
Happy birthday.I really don't know why people doubt people's age. I have a cousin who just turned 18 but she looks 25, also a very good friend of mine is a medical doctor at 21, during my nysc our mr. macho looked almost like this guy and he was 25. That it didn't work out for you on time doesnt mean it wont work out for the other person.

Madam since you were too quick to comment,pls go back up and read the reason for Alibaba's doubt. Someone graduated 16yrs ago and he is claiming 26 this year, so he graduated when he was 10 abi? Make we dey try talk true sometimes oo.

So Mr Magu did not even inform his boss(Mr President) about the money before going to the media? This lay credence to the rumours going round that Buhari may not be in charge of this govt as alleged by his wife.

See as here dey smell uniben uniben, una too plenty here abeg. see as dem don colonized here too. Anyway sha, congratulations to us and everyone that has seen his/her name online. To those yet to see theirs,keep the hope alive.

Bashnigga:
Mexyz u dn check abi

Yes boss, I don see my name.