₦airaland Forum

BigTableShaker:
Fashion fire!

What is fashionable in someone puting on an Italian hat, with Ankara top and cashmere pant?!

thats the fashion, its not about red cap

A man who has a private jet but his source of wealth is questionable.
This man will be the next Abacha if he gets that office.
I'd rather vote Rochas

roundman:
Bless you brother man....

as in ehn, I just no understand some people.

Any ijaw or Niger Deltan who has followed that bridge back then has no reason to love GEJ more than he loves Buhari.

Remove tribal sentiments, GEJ hates the Niger delta.
You think it was a joke when they voted against PDP in 2019? Both Dickson and Goodluck was a curse to ijaw people.

I was a student back then in Niger delta university bayelsa, and if u remove Yenagoa metropolis, the only place with good road is the road that leads to GEJ house.

Mooh247:
.. Buhari is a cultist, he belongs to the group called Kaduna Mafia... They are brutal and ruthless, you can google Kaduna mafia

Buhari is tribalistic but he isn't a cultist.
Thats why he is ready to fvck anyone up in govt, though he has inner caucus but he doesn't give preference to any individual.

He is the most neutral person in APC and will turn down anyone looking for favours from him

Bastardlyrich:
I'm ijaw too,so are you telling me you will support the cowwards that betrayed the great ijaws.
Good luck didn't do infrastructure but ijaws chop wella.
Do not castigate your own.
Good luck is our own awolowo and ojukwu.
And stop listening to Yello ba liars.
For me is either ss or se 2023 or the north have it

u guys are unbelievable, this is the reason we aren't moving forward cos we vote based on tribal sentiments.

Ijaw chop this ijaw chop that, money weh no reach every ijaw.
Even the Tombia bridge weh deh him state was shaking as hell and scary as fvck, he couldn't rebuild it, it was Buhari that rebuild it and today people are asking me why I love Buhari, are u mad? He did for us what our brother couldn't do for us,
I remembered taking that bring in early 2015 and there was heavy traffic at Tombia, when my car got to the bridge, I was so scared the bridge could collapse.

Today he is out of office, what did the common ijaw man benefit from that idiot.

Oh, I'm also ijaw but I hate goodluck, just because u gained from the corruption doesn't mean everyone did

Mooh247:
Sure school frats are just the loudest

But I personally know several Northern Politicians and Alhajis who are not in any cult but really only on their marabouts and the most powerful Southern Occultic Leader wouldn't dare confront them


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Ya, I also think the like of Buhari and co aren't cultists

Mooh247:
Typical doomsday Pastor

Many Politicians schooled abroad where there's no cultism, and came back to contest or get appointed without joining cult

Not every Politician had Wike and Ameachi's background

Most Politicians only use cultists as errand boys

Like Saraki who schooled in king's college, from there to UK where he became a Governor, then Manager of Society Generale Bank.... Where in his schedule does he have time to fit in rugedity and Nigerian cultism

ogboni and illuminati is also cultism.

When I hear cultism, my mind isn't just going to those pencil mouth trouser boys on street

NwaNimo1:
Tinubu 3023

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mynd44 lalasticlala Dominique seun

Am I the only one that thinks this picture is not cool? Abeg remove am

This is probably Abba Kyari cousin

iLegendd:
I may find it annoying. Little things annoy me these days. I'm not happy with the state of the country and it's affecting my mood and how I interact with people.

reading through the posts, this doesn't look like Nairaland, u for chop enough bashing.

But damn, I so much like ur taste in furniture

duro4chang:
But you guys always playing tribalism on nairaland.

who and who are the you guys?

gentle136:
Some set of people don see thread to masturbate on.

Dear nairalanders, you can make your point without tribalism.

a tribalistic moniker like u is preaching?

advanceDNA:
Na wah oooo..
No be open thread..
I translate give you
You still vex call ogun.

I now understand why they say mind your business in 2022

translate strangle u there.

Because u didn't translate at first, I didn't get the joke

advanceDNA:
Ok ooo..
No vex

Ogun strike ur fingers weh u no fit use translate

helinues:
Can't you see both husband and wife get touch..

You have no idea how the next conversation would look like. Some ladies actually get bad mouth, the need to be served as it dey hot

ya, the wife could counter with.
"Oti gbo orun so mi ebami Milo in"

Meaning I didn't ask of ur parents, I said my parent.

BTW, forget that Yoruba I wrote up there, its the concise version

advanceDNA:
Husband arrived late after a stressful day...

Wife: welldone, yeye husband, where are u coming from?
Husband: from heaven
Wife: did you see my parent on your way?
Husband: I ddnt go to hellfire

the thing no even come funny again, u killed the humour from those who dont understand Yoruba like me

Rather we should stop underestimating politicians power.
They planted tribal war to score political points and we all fell yakata into it

Shebi this is Nairaland and not Yoruba land.

I should now learn Yoruba cos I wan know who's at fault

MufasaLion:
Brother, #4 ain't much but you must know that in this part of the world, WhatsApp, Facebook and Twitter and Telegram has made it easier to communicate with people. WhatsApp especially is the easiest way to communicate here in Africa (my opinion).

People have become used to it and that has made them reluctant to always text via phone or reply. You must also know that using social media platforms for communication is way cheaper.

lolz, I dont even make WhatsApp calls, I always snub.
I have only made calls on WhatsApp twice

SultanOfPuna:
Then you are not different from occult people who call devil everyday.
Devil living rent free in your head

ur problem is too big for u to handle.
Allow Christians to believe what they want to.

All these nonsense forcing opinion on people is sick, its not like u are any better sef

SultanOfPuna:
You christians are so obsessed with devil
Any small thing devil, devil this ,devil that

Your obsession with devil is too much
cant you go a day without mentioning devil
Abi una be him fans??

what is ur business if they call devil?

This one no go fit communicate without insults

U never see something.

Na ur evil deeds deh destroy u, there is always a day of reckoning

Crieff:
Though not a word but a phrase and how it's correctly used.
How do you properly respond to the question below and what does those response actually mean.

Do you mind having noodles for dinner?

Yes I do mind
Yes I don't mind
No I don't mind
No I do mind

the correct answers are "yes I do mind or no I dont mind"

So NDU students no deh Nairaland

SmartPolician:
You no get sense.

How does a clothe violate the SoP of a secret police?

them tell u wetin dem don tell u, go to SSS and ask them that question, stop behaving foolish here

gadgethead:
The Nigerian government will counter that and say there was no immigration record showing Kanu departed Nigeria.

which means Nigeria doesn't owe u any explanation, but if Kanu insist he was kidnapped then he has some explanation to do how he left the country illegally that lead to his kidnap

SmartPolician:
The question should be, why does the DSS (prosecuting counsel) have a problem with that?

So, it means he's not allowed to wear Isi agu because he's Igbo, right?

Is there something the judge and DSS are not telling us?

e be like u no deh read, the cloth offends the standard procedure of SSS

Jimalicoco:
Hmmm...let's watch as things onfolds.....On other news'kenyan government says,no immigration record that KANU left kenya' meaning, he was kidnapped

there is also no immigration record that Kanu left Nigeria in 2017.
Meaning its either Kanu didn't go through legal process which means he has some explanation to do or Kanu was in Nigeria all these while and was never kidnapped from anywhere meaning Nigeria doesn't owe u any explanation

Whichever one it is, Nigeria still win.

Ojiofor:
Was there any immigration records of Kanu's departure from Nigeria 2017 when he disappeared?
As far as Nigeria government is concerned Kanu never left Nigeria.

exactly

NK don fall inside FG trap.

I wish Wike becomes the next president

Na to Japa be that na