₦airaland Forum

Jameszinchenkov:
Thunder fire you
Na Uni-port harcourt
Mumu
Low iq slowpoke
Who follow you Dey dis country

no worry, i go squeez u.

I go find u and make u regret this day

Williamxcalper:
hello nairalander I'm trying to get to know how much I will budget to take my girl out for a and how much I will have to put in my pocket to avoid disgrace, you people knows how it feels when you are been disgraced in public because you can't afford to pay the bills so please nairalanders just feel some of you have been into this for long . Help a brother

go see a movie, buy popcorn and watch the movie.

Or take her out to a local football match game, when she sits, ask her the team she supports and support the opposit them while making a bet with her that whoever loses will sponsor the next date.

U could visit a zoo, though i stopped going to Nigerian zoo cos the animals looks pitiful.

U could go horse riding

U could also visit the beach.

All these will cost less than 10k

Mayflowa:
This is very annoying. His parents could also be in US making good money. The cost for 1hr private jet in US is about $1200. Anyone trying to entreat himself can do it for himself without reverting to crime or looting. No one is asking how such accident came to be or whether someone pushed him into the plane blade or whether I thought planes don't have blades. Helicopter blades are more obvious.

$1200 is for light plane like cessna jets.
A propeller jet cost less than that.

To ur last question, a propeller jets has blades in front of them.

Shalommy:
Chaii... Some parents tho! How can a sane person send a child an errand with such amount?

13yrs no be small pikin na.
He should be in JSS3 SS1 by that age assuming he starts primary1 at age of 4-5.

At 13, i already was taking my school fees to school and pay by myself

Osariemen12:
Even Bezos didn't place his son on that allowance. His son can get more than that but he must work for it, not just studying.

I never knew u know bezos son.

BTW, everyone is not bezos.
The median household income in USA is about $70k

Even if ur father puts u on a $45k, u can still rent a propeller private jet, most students live on a budget of $2k monthly

renting a 1k propeller jet is like a corper spending half of ther allowee which is like N17k

Felix6:
shut up. Why are you scared is your family one of the thieves?

Are ur parents poor?

Osariemen12:
Las las, if Na stolen moni, you go die like him.


I wonder why you support nonsense.

What's the hourly pay in the US? What's the cost of the jet for an hour flight? Being a student, how many hours does he work a day? Okay, his parents are business men and women. How many businessmen and women use flight for dates here in 9ja?


Some of una go open mouth: WAAA! Una no dey think b4 una write.



The next thing now na to rope me into the poor people to sound correct but we all understand what people can do in faceless forums.

A propeler jet cost as low as $1000 per hour which is N750k.

If ur father is a business man and worths at least $5m, he could put u on a monthly budget of $9k a month.
With this, u could rent a jet for an hour on a special event

Jameszinchenkov:
Open mouth talk rubbish waaaa
I go track you finish you

u were a youth corper abi from uni-ilorin

i go make sure say i show ur parents the full extent of what a Niger Deltan man could do

premierlead:
Money earned through illicit means by your people would be vomited at all cost and by all means insha Allah

There is nothing that suggest the money was earned illegally.

A business man with at least a net worth of $5m dollar could have a child who could be given monthly allowance of $10k

renting a propeller jet is not more than 2.5k an hour

I noticed that campaign is now about how to bring the other candidate down cos the three leading candidates has nothing to offer.

Leave PO and tell us why we should vote ur candidate

RIP to him
The comments are annoying and full of sadists
What if the guy's parents are rich business people and not politicians.

Everyone must not be poor like ur parents naw.

ok

Darkpanthera:
Edo has more population than Ijaw

ok.
And the purpose of this information is?

Lolz.
The season of political philantropism

Komenikanri1:
Could this explain why the hair of a mad man is typically long? I mean the aspect of not washing hair everyday.

ur imagination sha.

Actually mad men do not shampoo hair at all, dust could settle on the hair and make it dirty and hard leading to slow breakage.

Women on the other hand shampoo it like once in 2months, that is why their hair is so soft yet difficult to break

darling2222:
Is this one hunger abi greed

The 22ppl did it cos of hunger while the oga that sent them is greedy

Revolution2022:
Funny enough Nigeria no get dam.A whole giant of Africa

we have more than 10 dams

siofra:
Anything short of five hours is not acceptable.


I'm a virgin but I should know.

u mean five mins?

Rozross:
The way i'm scared of this sex ehn, i keep wondering how sex means nothing to some people especially Nigerian men, before you say jack they av off boxers. Most Nigerian men carry stds and other dangerous sexually transmitted diseases, when i get married, we'll have to run all the necessary tests before i allow my husband to touch me, else OYO for him.

The way u single out the men.

Shebi na men deh fvck their fellow men?

If them ask u who spread STD's pass, u go say na men abi?

Michelle55:
I sha know say you never reach 70
Oya whisper am to me, how many years you dey? No shout am oh make others no hear

Ordinary 46? mtchew.


BTW, Why i wan whisper am?
u don already step on my ego and strangle my pride by telling me u senior me.

Bontafa:
I no go correct am.

Confused fellow

how u wan correct wetin u no sabi?

Bontafa:
APC corn fools used the same pictures from this video to mock him .

When he dipped his legs inside the water .

APC fools are unredeemable

I mean the pictures below.

They were laughing not knowing they were marketing his Excellency Peter Gregory obi to Aso Rock

lhordspy small pikin .

Moh247 the daft .

Paindealer empty skull

Thebosstrevor1 maluuuu

Omenka the goat

Okoroawusa begi begi bread

Batified2023 the son with 2 fathers

Parachoko my super urchin

Michelle70 confused fellow

when u sabi spell irredeemable then i could consider giving u my attention

Michelle55:
Ayam not understanding, shey you didn't hear when I told you that ayam 45 going to 46 ni abi na old evening newspaper you wan carry put for house? Tomorrow now, you wee coman tell ya nl inlaws how the evening newspaper isnor doing well

PS: I wasn't being rigid, just saving you the stress of carrying evening newspaper to ya bossom

Lolz, u know how many years i deh.

No ish sha, i just say make i hail yhu

Bontafa:
Atiku omomo

Nowhere for the bonkery Cameroonian

I am not one-sided as most of u were.

I am an APC supporter but decide to lean on Atiku because he is the only one who has shown seriousness.

Try to open ur mind and u will find out ur beloved PO is not what we needs.
He is feasting on the emotions of Nigeria and turning it into his own advantage, he has nothing to offer except lies

Michelle55:
[Both you and the girl dey boring, na to leave your message on read sure pass. Anything or questions wey dey dull my spirit I dey avoid am, I would rather do a lengthy phone call than chat.

If you still ask boring questions during the phone call, I go drop the call. No time.
Be spontaneous and interesting when chatting with someone, there's no need to be rigid as life is already hard as it is, don't add boring chat to it.
PS: No short handwriting too, that stuff is a vibe killer.

Ah ah.
Are u not thesame lady that was forming rigid to my advances?

Bontafa:
How was your brain wired ?

na them

Truthisunique2:
Does using pillow in chair now make one sick

You people are sick upstairs, I use pillow in my chair cos I don't fancy that deep space between my back

I am sure if obi did same you would have explained and see the real reason chair pillow were created

There are spine gadgets worn on the body if it's about spine problem

I was wondering what Obidients will say if it was Obi but cant come up with any.

The way those Obidients brain is set up is something one cant even begin to understand

Nigeriafirstlad:
They said he's in Paris for a business meeting and his team members are busy packaging him and padding his spine with a throw pillow just to sit for a dinner....

We need a president that will attend to issues like the present flood devastation we are currently experiencing not president who will jet out at the time of critical issues and calamities.....

It's wrong to wish any human sickness but those who are sick should take care of their health..... Many big politicians like Tony anenih, yau-adua senior and junior, MKO Abiola and the garrison commander the strongman of Ibadan adedubu are gone yet the country didn't stop functioning.

Old, sick and fray politicians should take care of their health.

So we should expect people who do not have the slightest idea of what green energy mean?

Martdc:
Asin my boss. I plan on blocking and deleting her number sef

but when u deh nack, u no plan on deleting the number abi?

Moh247:
To better understand the concept you need a map

Most water coming into the dam are from upland around Cameroon, flowing through river Benue and finally discharging it's contents into Gulf of Benin and the ocean through NigerDelta


Water gets released from the dams slowly all year round, but when it's raining season with much more water and much more pressure they have to release more volume of water in other to forestall dam collapse like what happened few months back in South Africa

wow, thanks

Moh247:
You open dams when the water level rises and normally that happens during raining season

Isnt that going to raise the water level higher and cause some catastrophy?

Abi is there a bigger price to pay if u open it when the water level is low?

Just curious though