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This is very funny joke !
Very Nice one
keep it up
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Praise the LORD !!!!!

six!

still very funny forever.
Nice One
Cheers

eight !

saucekid:
for the onslaught that is sure to happen

laughs

I am sure not going to die of laughter here
Bullet proof indeed.

nightnurse dey try no be small.
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cool joke
Johnny Johnny

little johnny and his numerous escapades!
cool joke.
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Arsenal Indeed !
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why u dey stare?? cuz they joke don tey?

i be confirmed pakobuta ! thats combination combined.

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I laughed my head off !!
very Nice One.
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Hunn Malice ! i have done it couple of times but i think it depends on the parties involved ! if we are talking about my sweetheart then, I CANT !!! but if we are talking about who i dont give a damn about then " to thy tent oh isreal "!!

For why i go keep malice with my candypie ! i will break the ice and sort things out even though she might be at fault becauce, another guy might "programme" her when the malice is on and u lose am be that oooooo.
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funny people !

The rich guy analysis made me laugh !

Migines:
your head fits d picture. Dickhead!

ayusman16:
Jesus Wept!

U guys are funny

the real facts be this!
Nice one

My Lagos na My lagos. Lagos all the way.

Pretoria, Jo burg and cape town. All na the same.
They rob as if theres no tommorrow ! burst u and even kill u ! The immigration are players too ! just know that u are in soup as soon as u declare all that you have on you !

Pathetic ! bewilderment ! mindblowing heart break !

I feel sad for this country ! It breaks my heart to know that , we really can't do things right in this country ! Ribadu removed ! cases nullified and most likely dismissed !  I.G took a decision from the corner of his office after consultation with  the "oracle(s)" with reason(s) that can never be comprehended in a sane society ! AGF shielding criminals without shame !!!! president with no sense of direction and someone will come to fore to argue in favour of criminals when we have all other problems un attended to !   My tap isnt running yet they send me bills every month, the water is not even clean anyway, Light has been a disaster with every houses running on GEN and infact, some houses have more than one GEN ! Public hospital dey for naija again sef ! security issue na palaver as armed robbers dey increase by the day! No developmental plans and we are wasting time fighting against one of the things that is atleast working in nigeria!

isnt that pathetic !

if Bro Mike( lawyer of criminology) and Yara dull is not as corrupt as their other cronies, which one be them own with RIBADU !!!

It is extremely improper to do that. Infact, you do not need to show off the designer's label before people will know u are wearing quality designer !
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Ghen ghen !
No be small thing o

nuzo:
@topic

You don't make any sence.

Seconded

I am scared for this country ! imagine what people have been saying about RIBADU ! whats the problem with this country ! Assuming RIBADU hasnt done well, are u saying all the people he arraigned and arrested were innocent ?? are they not criminals  Fine, he didnt arrest all the criminals, does it mean RIBADU hasnt done anything for this country ! Isnt it obvious that, bro Michael AGF is up to something since since he became the AGF ! hasnt he displayed his " HATRED " for RIBADU Cant you see that our GOVERNORS are somehow scared of EFCC isnt that a good thing atleast?? Are u saying thats not progress?

Some other people have been saying RIBADU isnt EFCC ! Thats correct but a good head WILL impact positively on any institution ! thats a fact, right? BIG B1, has RIBADU done that or not Theres always room for improvement but to totally rule out RIBADU is extremely not acceptable !!!

Vigasimple, good points and argument!
FreeUS, thanks for the numbers


God bless ME
God bless NIGERIANS
God bless NIGERIA

@ell77
Nice dreams you have got !
You sure could achieve all those for real. keep working hard as u have said and note that, the sky would only be the stepping stone to greatness ! keep ya head up

i really do wish every 1 out of 10 nigerians would have such great dreams    !

but wait o, wetin we go about this chinese people?? They could be good for us but, whats the percentage of their benefits to our economy as against the disadvantages  ?

hehehe

NIce One !
"Try doing it while it's running."

I got the drift and it made me laugh!

NIPPLES:
ibadi laye wa

yeah
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menix:
Hmmmmm, Savanah bank

U are so funny ! savannah bank no dey again bro !!!

ROBEN:
MICKPLUS
ARE YOU HIDING YOUR BANK FROM BEING IDENTIFIED? IF YOU ARE PROUD OF YOUR BANK AS YOU MAKE US BELIEVE,YOU WONT HESITATE BUT ANNOUNCE IT TO NAIRALANDERS.

when u think investment, u thinK I B T C
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Don1DeMaco:
be careful what makes u happy
i hope your own case no go worse pass those wey dey zenith with this pay rise wey them dey give una
u sure say them don think am well before them promise u the money
no come 4 Feb dey complain say your boss don turn your salary to something else ooo LMAO

U are very funny but the truth is, my bank has the most ethical standard in the banking industry !!! Our case is not going to be like zenith for real. Everything has been structured out ! We dont embark on pay increase every two months oooooooooo. We are not even the higest paying bank in the industry and infact, my boss cant even access my salary not to talk of checking my balance !! We have high regards for our staff and thats the truth !

clareomiz:
@ micklplus,
Really would love to know your kind of bank! any clue? Succeed!

Ours is a bank that uses various strategic approach to banking ! we captured nigeria and africa market already, we are only on a journey to capture the market on a global level.

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Nice topic to have here !
Well, my bank is very alright in terms of staff welfare and how friendly my bank is to the staff. I have a very sensitive bank that would go extra miles to sort  issues as they relate to staff ! my bank believes that, Human resources is the back bone of organisation and adequate care on the part of the staff would further ensure loyalty of the staff. And ofcourse, theres a room for improvementsssss. As a matter of fact, we are expecting pay increase !!!

God bless me
God bless naija.
God bless my bank

nice jokes
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clemcykul:
lol serves the gossip ryte! hes going to create the impressn that he spent the night at sarah's

Yes Ke ! na the koko be that